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Crime › Re: Illegal Mortuary Busted In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Haakeem(m): 3:32pm On Jan 27, 2022

YorubaKing:
Baba, leave tori, na Ojuelegba be ur home.

no na yaba left highway.

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Romance › Re: What Is Masterbation by Haakeem(m): 3:30pm On Jan 27, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Masturbation is an act of pleasing yourself sexually by continuously stroking your p*enis till you get an orgasm..(for men)

While for women you use your middle finger to rub your clit or use an object.. thanks to science for intimacy gadgets like vibrator.. dildos..anal toys..p*nis rings.. pump and the rest..
All in all masturbation is fun..

Haba! y spoiling the kid?.

i bet that moniker is nt up to 20yrs old.
nothing is my concern sha.

Romance › Re: Sentences Or Clause You Find Funny On Nairaland by Haakeem(m): 3:26pm On Jan 27, 2022

Your number 5 and "Moniker"

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Romance › Re: What Killed Ur Feelings For Someone You Where Madly In Love With by Haakeem(m): 3:22pm On Jan 27, 2022

Hmmn.

Literature › Re: Capital Dreams by Haakeem(m): 1:02pm On Jan 27, 2022

Twelvedemon12:
Those men no been show love o

na for some people sha....

At still that na my pale i like pass my mama, but if were ask to choose inbetween two of them,i gat no choice than to choose mum, dad i'm sorry na she give birth to me.

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Romance › Re: Help! Her Ex Moved Into Her Compound by Haakeem(m): 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2022

I no they put mouth for dis kind matter.

Crime › Re: Illegal Mortuary Busted In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Haakeem(m): 12:55pm On Jan 27, 2022

This world is nt my home i am just passing through.

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Crime › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Hushpuppi to be sentenced to overcrowded California jail next month by Haakeem(m): 12:53pm On Jan 27, 2022

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Wahala by Haakeem(m): 12:13pm On Jan 27, 2022

MarquisKelvin:
Thanks bro... The girl loves me a lot... I'm even feeling bad for asking her such question; She might have given me such reply because she feels that I was doubting her honesty then probably she might just say let her give me something to worry about, in order to get back at me..
However, she told me that let me see it this way, if she had replied no... Then I see her later with the guy nko.... In her words, did I do bad thing to tell you this?

ur English they give me headache fah.

it's like your banny fine die, see as mens they offer her money upandawn.

ladies wey men they pursue like this are nt to be trusted.

my guy enjoy... its just ur turn.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Wahala by Haakeem(m): 12:07pm On Jan 27, 2022

2dice01:
K
Would have been better The aunty serve him appetizer before the main menu

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Wahala by Haakeem(m): 9:43am On Jan 27, 2022

Look at all the note you sent her, how i wish she would just reply with a single word which is 'Iol'.

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Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Poo & Eat Their Excretra At IMSU Junction, Imo (Graphic Video) by Haakeem(m): 8:22am On Jan 27, 2022

BuyAndSellStuff:
You haven't even seen the video, you are shouting. Easy with this una social media life o

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Gaming › Re: Hi by Haakeem(m): 8:16am On Jan 27, 2022

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Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Poo & Eat Their Excretra At IMSU Junction, Imo (Graphic Video) by Haakeem(m): 8:12am On Jan 27, 2022

Politics › Re: Ogunlewe: Asking Osinbajo Not To Contest Because Of Tinubu Is Undemocratic by Haakeem(m): 8:05am On Jan 27, 2022

aremuforlife:
Your generation lack brain

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Help !! Am Finished by Haakeem(m): 8:00am On Jan 27, 2022

Anyahuruagu:
Can you imagine this nigga o.... You didn't save your password in an only safe... You wrote on paper.

Find another tale..

Politics › Re: Nigeria Lost Property Worth ₦3 Trillion, 136 Lives To Fire Incidents In 2021 by Haakeem(m): 7:57am On Jan 27, 2022

athaboi:
Buhari is evil

Politics › Re: Ogunlewe: Asking Osinbajo Not To Contest Because Of Tinubu Is Undemocratic by Haakeem(m): 7:52am On Jan 27, 2022

CHOPUP411:
Tinubu all the way

Politics › Re: Ogunlewe: Asking Osinbajo Not To Contest Because Of Tinubu Is Undemocratic by Haakeem(m): 7:49am On Jan 27, 2022

dynicks:
STAR BOY for the PEOPLE!!
Haters are free to go lick bobriski's ass!!

Politics › Re: Ogunlewe: Asking Osinbajo Not To Contest Because Of Tinubu Is Undemocratic by Haakeem(m): 7:48am On Jan 27, 2022

LeeSantos:
Too much people wanna contest for this 2023 Gen election. We already have like 20 aspirants and still counting..

Guess this is the last last Gen election Nigeria would be having that's why

Food › Re: Cockroach Entered Into My Pot Of Soup. Is It Still OK To Eat? by Haakeem(m): 7:41am On Jan 27, 2022

Listen to the audio below.

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Health › Re: My Boyfriend Has Never Gone Beyond One Round And He Ejaculates In Less Than 3 by Haakeem(m): 7:30am On Jan 27, 2022

Romance › Re: Help! How Do I Tell A Senior Colleague I Am In Love With Her by Haakeem(m): 7:10am On Jan 27, 2022*

See as this one won chock in leg inside fire.

office romance isnt good at all. op u need a hard slap to reset your brain.

40yrs old and more financially stable than you,she would be bossy fah.

if she was the one that proffesis her luv for u, it would have been better.

At still that, office romance is a no no.

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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Help !! Am Finished by Haakeem(m): 6:57am On Jan 27, 2022

Reset your block chain wallet password,or u don't know how to go about it?
Google is ya freind.

Family › Re: Woman Drinks Her Own Menstrual Blood And Uses It As Make-Up On Her Face (Photos) by Haakeem(m): 12:06am On Jan 27, 2022

Wasted pink lip grin

Romance › Re: What Would You Do by Haakeem(m): 11:53pm On Jan 26, 2022

Lalasticlala embarassed

biko.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Giveaway! Giveaway!! Giveaway!!! by Haakeem(m): 11:43pm On Jan 26, 2022

Health › Re: Nigerian Women Highest Consumers Of Skin-whitening Creams In Africa — CNN by Haakeem(m): 11:20pm On Jan 26, 2022

BabaIbo:
You and sense are two parallel lines that can't meet.

GTFO alaye.

While your's is like a nagative and the positive sides of a magnet that runs away from each other.

keep yerning dust.smh!

Health › Re: Nigerian Women Highest Consumers Of Skin-whitening Creams In Africa — CNN by Haakeem(m): 9:14pm On Jan 26, 2022

BabaIbo:
Does my moniker looks like "Hakeem" OR related names who are known bleaching ambassadors?

Just that these news outlets are not always sincere with their findings.

there is a bleaching cream called babalbo i hate the cream with passion.

The cream is nt worth the hype its getting.

Useless bleached skin tweh!.

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