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An instagram/twitter big boy posted this about our own Nairaland, what you guys think?

cc: Lalasticala
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Candidlady:
It can't be replaced.. For your gender its factory fitted...

Just hope the urge doesn't push you to rape someone's daughter... And if it does ihope/pray you are caught and burnt dead... Dead!! Cuz you would have gone through crazy tortures that would eventually lead to you dying...




Then they burn you and use your ashes to appease the demon of rape

It is your father that will rape someone...
As girls plenty around i will then rape? Even if no girls,we are cool

I heard to quit an habit is to simply replace it with another habit...

Pls I am too addicted to sex,though I've quit MASTURBATION, but the rate I sex now is alarming, in a day I can go for sex 3 times.

I replaced MASTURBATION with sex,now I'm in search of how to replace this gigantic sexual urge

ospreywin:
The meaning of factory fitted tint is that the car came with tinted glass from the manufacturing plant....

Yes I know,but was told one can get the glass itself.

Due to the ban i decided to go for factory tinted glasses, but I need to know how to get it. Legit info pls

TOPCRUISE:
Then I recommend the Tonto Dicke and the tasha kind of woman for you

Thank you lol

Darkmode64:
How far? No relapse yet...

No no... I have left the act for God,I laughed over it when I do think of it

See how i was able to transform and to begin dating classy women...

https://www.nairaland.com/6767289/why-keep-dating-people-below

I earlier created a thread asking for help from NL members on why do I date girls not up to my standard... link below

https://www.nairaland.com/6535052/why-keep-dating-women-below

Right now my people, I have the solution, forget it o,no one knows u better than yourself, you are the knower" of your situation, well I simply observed if you want to date classy people you have to get classy with...

1)Good clothes
2)Good perfume
3)A good ride
4)A good ride again
5)A good ride again and again.

With this ladies of class will follow u,so hustle hard my people.
Thank you

Cutehector:
This potential serial rapist

Pls read to comprehend, a lady is not even stranded,she feels like going to spend days in a guys house for no reason,yet she doesn't want sex from the guy.

You can't come to a guy's house and spend days,yet you tell him you have a boyfriend.
Which kind boyfriend?

Ifeelnumb:
Guy where you based abeg this is the story of my life
Everything

Share yours pls

OnlyDeCapPlease:
You don't have any problem. From what you've said, you are dating people that you like and comfortable with. If you continue that way, you will end up marrying a girl that will cooperate well with you and have peace of mind - Very Important In Marriage.

Your spirit nor dey gree with those complex high standard gels.

Listen to your spirit and you'll avoid stress in this life.

I get your point

kingbee90:
You gotta up your game bro. When I was still a bachelor, na fine babes with rides dey always come visit me for my one room self-contained apartment sotey my landlady come dey accuse me of using jazz on them because that year I was broke as furck.

Please your update is needed on how you up your game

Ifeelnumb:
Same thing here ... no strength to start chyking for long.. no be say the bah no Dey oo.. people even think say I get the finest of girls with the way I fresh but nothing at the end.. when I see girls way I suppose Dey with I go Dey say na motto Dey for now

This is exactly what I'm facing

HONESTFACT101:
does your standard want to date you?......signing out

That's it,but I don't even try cos I don't wanna be stressed or possibly rejected, I'm way too shy for that.

BigDawsNet:
How's your financial status?

At least I can dash out 100k

femi4:
I understand, but the problem with that style is that you get tired of such relationship with time

You think so? I do not take any one forgranted even if I get a girl without stress

femi4:
It's low self esteem. You're afraid you won't be able to control them or they look superior to you

Well I'm just not the type that likes anything the hard way,I don't have energy to woo for long. I feel once u are in for me,I'm in for you.

ford101:
low self-esteem

Honestly?

Now this is my personality,I'm calm,but not gentle (got a rugged version of me) people say I'm handsome, height is good,speak fluent English... and they also say I have a good dress sense,but the issue is all the ladies I date are below standard,I'm the ass type and fair lover,neat as well... but I don't date beautiful girls that are up to my standard, if I date a girl I hear things like where did you get her from....
And the type I truly feel I can be kool with,I don't even talk to them. I feel maybe because I'm not driving currently.

So I was expecting this beautiful angel with a nice body,i called after some hours and she said she's about coming but had to change, and I was like, change from what to what? Then she said from a very mini skirt to something else... I was like it's okay, then she said "will you be ok i wear a very hot mini skirt to your house"? I fear oh well I don't wanna sin so I told her to get properly dressed.

dawnomike:
It is not possible... Even if you are 3 days pregnant, a blood test would show it

3 days? Wow

habitkiller:
Halo Nairalandz
I heard the best way to kill an habit is to replace that bad habit with another habit...
And what you do consistently for 7days partially becomes an habit in you...
Then what you do for 21days becomes a rooted habit in you...
And finally what you do consistently for 3 moths becomes a lasting habit in you.

So join me let's get into the 21days Challenge to kill MASTURBATION, so we will begin tomorrow, those that joins later can still begin,we will ne dropping open tips here for everyone to partake... so let's begin tomorrow the 24th of September 2020.

I've actually stopped MASTURBATION totally and I thank God for this challenge.

Is it possible for someone to miss period for almost 3 weeks and having all the pregnancy signs,yet a blood test shows negative? Pls help out.

habitkiller:
Day1;
Firstly, delete every porn on your phone, and erase the porn sites bookmarked.

Secondly;Say This Out To your Hearing... "I HAVE CONTROL OVER MY BODY,AND MY EMOTIONS,NOTHING RUNS IN MY BODY WITHOUT MY CONSENT, SO MASTURBATION NOT TODAY,YOU GOT NO CHANCE TODAY IN MY BODY,COS I'VE GOTTEN BACK MY DOMINION

Day2;
Firstly,you gotta work on your mind,you have to remember what the holy book says,that as a man thinketh in his heart so is he... you are not a person that sits and imagine things,you a go getter,if you want sex you know how to get sex.

Secondly,you must avoid eyes set on your favourite woman's body part,if u get arouse via hips or boobs, then u gotta restrain your eyes from that today,because you are on a mission to discipline your body.

Day 3
Today is gonna be tough on you,don't forget the more you push the more your body masters the new abstinent lifestyle.

Take all ports away,then get busy with other things...

ensure you TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PRIVATE PARTS BY ALL MEANS,AND DO NOT STAY NUDE FOR LONG.

Apc and Nigeria are both jokes...

TrollKiller:
This is day 136 in my no masturbation challenge
I haven't come in 4 months now (since May 10), and it might sound cool and all, but baba e no easy.
I'm a young dude in his prime, and konji is not letting me rest. I have been peeking at porn lately, I just hope I don't mess up

I make my days busy but my nights are a battle.
I'll make day 140 in like 3-4 days from now.

Bro u can quite totally, get a gf... what if you say you can't get one or it's difficult to get one?

Now Where's the go-getter personality in you? it's time to bring it on

habitkiller:
Halo Nairalandz
I heard the best way to kill an habit is to replace that bad habit with another habit...
And what you do consistently for 7days partially becomes an habit in you...
Then what you do for 21days becomes a rooted habit in you...
And finally what you do consistently for 3 moths becomes a lasting habit in you.

So join me let's get into the 21days Challenge to kill MASTURBATION, so we will begin tomorrow, those that joins later can still begin,we will ne dropping open tips here for everyone to partake... so let's begin tomorrow the 24th of September 2020.

Day1;
Firstly, delete every porn on your phone, and erase the porn sites bookmarked.

Secondly;Say This Out To your Hearing... "I HAVE CONTROL OVER MY BODY,AND MY EMOTIONS,NOTHING RUNS IN MY BODY WITHOUT MY CONSENT, SO MASTURBATION NOT TODAY,YOU GOT NO CHANCE TODAY IN MY BODY,COS I'VE GOTTEN BACK MY DOMINION

yarimo:
we the members of vaseline crew sambisa forest branch will not partake in your yeye movement

And Jesus looked at Peter and said,Get behind me Satan...

Halo Nairalandz
I heard the best way to kill an habit is to replace that bad habit with another habit...
And what you do consistently for 7days partially becomes an habit in you...
Then what you do for 21days becomes a rooted habit in you...
And finally what you do consistently for 3 moths becomes a lasting habit in you.

So join me let's get into the 21days Challenge to kill MASTURBATION, so we will begin tomorrow, those that joins later can still begin,we will ne dropping open tips here for everyone to partake... so let's begin tomorrow the 24th of September 2020.