₦airaland Forum

ibkgab001:
Now I can confirm it is not well with you there

Do you want to leave NL suddenly like Donlekan?


How may I help you ?

Hope this recession has nothing to do with you oblongata

Wawuuuu! E pain you reach so?

ibkgab001:
Now I can confirm it is not well with you there

Do you want to leave NL suddenly like Donlekan?


How may I help you ?

Hope this recession has nothing to do with you oblongata

Wawuuuu! E pain you reach so?

ShyCypher:
I've never regretted any mean thing I said to anyone. Ever.

Instead I always remember those moments fondly.

I feel alive when I put a frown on people's faces.

Savage

ShyCypher:
I've never regretted any mean thing I said to anyone. Ever.

Instead I always remember those moments fondly.

I feel alive when I put a frown on people's faces.

Savage

Sad but true.

Improving the countries military power and morale.
Trying to contest for the position of PM in london

ibkgab001:
Hope all is fine with you sir?

Yes. All is fine with me but I think that is a question you should ask yourself.

SlayQueenSlayer:
Okay. But I have to let you know I have two relatives who converted to Islam. But we didn't kill them or hurt them in anyway. It is rather strange that they are the ones exhibiting some strange behavior.

If I may ask, what kind of behavior(s)?

Isn't innoson only assembled in Nigeria?

SlayQueenSlayer:
Really? So you mean a guy from one of those Muslim Arab countries or Far Northern Nigerian can convert from Islam and still walk the street freely?

The fact there are Muslim countries doesn't mean there are no other religions there it just means Islam is the major religion, and if a person criticizes another person for converting it is not in any way related to Islam because religion isn't compulsory. Anyone who does that is showing signs of ignorance.

motun2017:
yup. very true. At central bank where i work. thats what i do most of the times

Hold something

SlayQueenSlayer:
I hope that one day, Muslims will be allowed to practice a religion of their choice as it is obtainable in Christianity. There is no compulsion in religion.

There is no compulsion in religion in Islam either.

Iamzik:
You are a liberal Muslim I guess. Alot of your brothers don't hold thesame opinion.

Anyway we all want the best for people wherever they live: stability, peace, prosperity, and right/freedom of expression within the confines of their law.

I still think Saudi should keep it's present system if that is what works there. America toppled sadam Hussein. Little did they know that his system of government was the best that could keep peace in the region. A militant population need a military dictator. Soon after his death all manner of Armed groups arose in the Middle East notable among them ISIS.

Kudos to Saudi. monarchy+Islamic rule is bae!

There are a lot of reasons why I think America is to blame for terrorism notable among them is the invasion of Iraq on basis of suspected mass destruction weapons, that action led to the rise of various terrorist organizations, al–qaeda, ISIS e.t.c., military dictatorship has never been good for a nation in history, but Sadam Hussein was killed for there own reasons.

Wonder why no Nigerian film producer has never made a film about the military.

A warning strike! May God help us.

ibkgab001:
And we are patenting NGO laws here in Nigeria

God should come and wipe off everything in this country

A company owns the car not a country, if you feel like you tired of being a Nigerian get out of the country and obtain citizenship elsewhere. After the prosperity of Nigeria make sure you don't even think for a second that you're Nigerian.

Iamzik:
Finally they entered the 20th century!

Their primitive culture and Islamic overdo it not a problem to the world and sure doesn't pose an equal threat like Noko.

Their country their women.... They have used religion to enslave their people. If the people cannot open their eyes and mouth to demand freedom then they must be enjoying it.

If western countries ask them to abolish Islamic rule and embrace freedom people will start shouting upandan. Leave every country to practice the system that works for them biko

First of all Islamic law does not support oppression of women, neither does it make allow people to oppress others, humans will always be humans so when a Muslim or a group of Muslims does something bad Islam should not be blamed. The western countries don't care about anyone but themselves Saudi Arabia is beneficial to them at the moment so they support it.

Hardewarlee:
Pure craziness , Dem take everything hard as if na heaven you wan enter . Please people who has family in USA Army naxo dem dey do dia people wey wan join army ? Mtcheew. ... Bokoharam dey dia dem no fit do shakara to dem , Na to dey beat ppl wey just wan join any how . God is watching una . And for the responsible Soldiers in the Nigerian Army . "You left your family to Save other people's family , May God Almighty Allah Protect yours (amin)". Long live Humble Soldiers.

Your reasoning sha, no military training in the world is created to be easy for the personnels or the recruits, if you're complaining about the regular military training I wonder what you would say about the Nigerian special forces such as SBS,SSG and so on.

1,2&4

Tell your crush how you feel about him/her

Rapmoney:
This reptile is commonly seen in this part of the world we live in, yet a lot of Nigerians don't know its name. It is seen in our gardens, houses, etc. Most people call it 'snake servant' Can anyone say its name? The first person that gets its correct name is free to present us with another creature to say its name!

Let the game begin!!!

Salamander

Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

The man could not have shot himself and stopped the recording

Explorers:
On a cold winter night, a man named Jack was found dead in his house.

He was found by his friend John.

He said that he was passing by Jack’s house and wanted to visit him.

He knocked and rang the bell for a really long time, but there was no answer.

Then he decided to remove the ice from the windows to look inside.

He did that by breathing on the iced window glass.

That is how he was able to see Jack’s body and to call the police.

The next day, police arrested John as their prime suspect.


Why?

No normal person goes to his friends house unannounced, knocks and when there's no answer looks through the window, even if that was the case he wouldn't have been patient enough to breathe in ice glass.

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

The killer took the pills without water and the victims took them with water, then the pills did nothing to them but the water did kill them.

Karleb:
Even though I have Snakophobia, I'll easily kill this one.

I almost killed something as long as this in school.

You almost killed, you didn't kill it. Snakophobia isn't even a word.

Intellad:
that s how I was raped severally in the prison, both inmates and the warders. jux because I have big ass and a sexy lips.....

boss, I fear u o

starstunna1313:
Bro Sorry.. I believe some are good just that some have decided to drag your religion to the mud with their behaviours and credit to Allah and Koran.. So don't blame them for that. Especially when you have a suicide bomber killing people in the name of Allah

It's all good.

ultron12345:
I salute the doctors who made d operation a success, it wouldn't have been possible without them. No God, deity, church, or pastor could have been able to do anything in this case.

To those praising God, now that the operation was a success, they can't even mention the doctors, they are thanking God, but if the operation was unsuccessful, they won't blame God, they will rather blame d doctors, saying that they were incompetent and negligent.

Slow down a bit. God was not going to come down to heal him, he will heal him through a human, and if the operation was not a success I personally would never have blamed the doctors.

starstunna1313:
Bros why is this thing PAINING you so much.. You have complained and wailed about it all day?.. You no get transformer for your area to go and hug if you cant take it

Looks like I angered you. I am just trying to stop the hate spreading against my religion, you have no idea what it feels like to meet a person for the first time and when the person discovers you're a Muslim brands you a terrorist all because some asshole in some place claims to do things that are preached against in my religion for the same religion that preaches against it, you don't know how it feels when people from other religions that actually have a hand in a lot of violence happening all over the world get to blame my religion and look like the modest religion.

butterflylion:
They do not sit on the road do they? Volume of vehicular traffic causes that problem and not actual mad Human beings sitting on the road and pummelling the ground with their foreheads.

Cc habyz

The pictures you uploaded doesn't even show that there is any traffic, prayers like this are held on holidays and on empty roads where there is no form of disturbance to the non-muslims, the last time I was on the road and a church crusade was being held I was stuck in traffic for the better part of the afternoon, if the problem was the volume of vehicular traffic why can't the church administrators organise the sessions in places that won't serve as detriments to others? if it was the volume of vehicular traffic that causes a traffic jam like that why don't we experience it everyday? Pummeling, you make it sound like we actually pummel our heads on the floor. Don't know why that is.

butterflylion:
They do not sit on the road do they? Volume of vehicular traffic causes that problem and not actual mad Human beings sitting on the road and pummelling the ground with their foreheads.

Cc habyz

The pictures you uploaded doesn't even show that there is any traffic, prayers like this are held on holidays and on empty roads where there is no form of disturbance to the non-muslims, the last time I was on the road and a church crusade was being held I was stuck in traffic for the better part of the afternoon, if the problem was the volume of vehicular traffic why can't the church administrators organise the sessions in places that won't serve as detriments to others? if it was the volume of vehicular traffic that causes a traffic jam like that why don't we experience it everyday?

butterflylion:
Even after I said na joke o you came for me Abi?
Dancing to God is part of worship. Prayer itself is worship.

Christians can pray to God anywhere. Be it in church, their homes, etc.

Is it only in mosques that Muslims pray? No be dem dey like block express road in the name of knacking head on the ground to pray thereby causing unneccessary traffic?

What is the difference between that and Mad Men who sit in the middle of the road to show themselves?

Scratch that even Mad Men get sense sometimes as them sabi look road before dem cross but Muslims will look road and sit down on the road.

Comparing sane people to mad men is a joke to you? How would you feel if I do the same to you let alone every adherent of your religion?
During Redeem Christian camps when the roads are blocked in the name of prayer does any Muslim insult a Christian or Christianity for that matter? For a sane person your perception of a joke is alarming and you call yourself a good Christian.