₦airaland Forum

Where is the returned anybody's loot?

There's nothing good about that abia.

Indigenes of what?
That their governor is a village man who is there to loot.
I just despice that their abia.

heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy! ! ! !

R.I.P to Mr cutting edge.
may his soul rest in peace.

Apple will never b the same without you.

the game just started; u guys are sharp! !

one ashawo-like girl said  to me that she wanted someone that can take care of her and her entire family of about nine or more sef.
well, no need narrating how that one went.

All the world citizenry cannot be at the top.
Someone has to be the kick-toy at the very bottom of the barrell scapings in world standings.
Its nigeria.

India is in the middle not because of their economy but their hardwork, patience and honesty.

Nigeria is at the bottom: still like a monkey with the top embezzling and the rest used as kickball by immigrants.
killed all over the world at the slightest excuse and generally shaite.

If nigeria is better than any place , then that place is either a desert or war-torn since the 50's.
toilet.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=769028.msg9244049#msg9244049 date=1317304088]would have said wifi but since its Nigeria would go for 3g[/quote]Exactly.
But if both are available then most definitely Wifi.
Wifi downloads are far quicker, bearing in mind that wifi bandwidths are good enough for resource intensive laptops and Pc apps.
The same cannot be said about the 3G simcard dongles popular in the 3rd world.

Another instance is the 'face time' feature in iphone4 which requires wifi as 3G hasnt enough bandwidth for the sessions.

If you have a choice then Wifi.

The shacks as seen in the pics should all be brushed off with heavy bulldozers before
they infest abuja like in lagos.

There has to be at least one major city in pristine state pls.
clear off the shack i say.

The poster took his experience of naija chicks too personal.
Dude, you need to see it as a game.
Naija girls cannot seperate going out with a man from obtaining money and all the things they need.
when you approach them, the assumption is that you are ready to take over at least most of her financial needs; dont panick or get upset.

This is what to do:
the moment you talk to a naija girl and u start going out, as soon as she starts pushing for material things, start pushing for s.e, x.

If she stops , you stop.
If she wants things before sleeping with you then you draw up the conditions like she's a call girl.
this is just so that there are no misunderstandings.
If she wants to know if you must sleep with her, im sure u want to know if u must buy her things.
It balances up and eventually u will come to an equilibrum where you will then see the real her.
(what kind of person she really is, what she really is about,if she likes u, etc)

Richfella:
Lol, I been think say na this type una been dey talk:

[img]http://2.bp..com/_qVrp5_kFKeU/TUIgKi3wSrI/AAAAAAAAAEE/KtHl4mrV-kY/s1600/alien-10.jpg[/img].

Got me really really interested .

Lol,
That kind one go live for that kind place?

[quote author=Man_51ut link=topic=769139.msg9229975#msg9229975 date=1317129278]I have a big bottle of ketchup for the chips you have on your shoulder.[/quote]HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha
HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha

Nice one.
made my day.

@topic (Buhari)

Abi?

nakedall:
those guys go worse pass Ghadafi.

they wont be worse than gaddafi to their own people.
They are only using this opportunity to flush out the rats.

Believe you me, the immigrant proffesionals (like doctors, lawyers and engineers) wont be as affected as the rats who do sweeping and cleaning.
They are the ones that are routinely mistaken for hired mercenaries  because they look like they are up for anything to get money.
(also considering the kind of areas they will be found in.)

No, the government should bake a billion naira cake to celebrate how much can be looted in the country.
Monkeys.

@Post
Well, no.
they are influenced by satan who is a major shareholder in their religion. FACT! !

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=765694.msg9215758#msg9215758 date=1316952052]Just like Boko haram almajiris are inspired by sniffing dirty gutters !Just like Boko haram almajiris are inspired by sniffing dirty gutters ![/quote]Laff wan scatter my ribs

Seen the clip.
Good that they are arresting those grimey lads.

By the way, about the clip:
It was all round dirty and pure grime!
Tacky boys, run-down surroundings, village girl and just general disgrace.

Soo disgustingly grimey with all those village-looking boys talking sh.aite.

Projectile vomiting is a possibility for any one who watches it.
very dirty.

nnw niger:
Some northern leaders are doing everything they can possibly do to destabilise Jonathan's government, its unfortunate. May God save Nigeria in Jesus name, Amen

Good observation

@Post
Just get 2 senators to forfeit their bonuses and Voila! !
retards.

This new range is killing me.

I was thinking in the line of constructing drainage ways for these flooding states not
knowing that our beloved Pre-military govts had already done them but are now blocked.

The country just gets more r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d with time instead of the other way round.

Like osama10 said , a Toyota landcruiser is your best bet for the nigerian roads.
Durable and has good mechanics for it.

£1 was N268 the other day on legal bank transactions o
I wonder how much it is in Ama hausa?
I hope it reaches N350.

Our problem with road constructions and the state of the roads is not the know-how,
its corruption.

On average, only 5% of allocated road fund is actually used so how will such a road be good.
some roads are so thin that one can sweep them off.

Thats nigeria for you.
I think boko haram should target road contractors except julius berger; they charge a lot but do a good job (oyibo styley)

Heeeeeyyy!!!!!  is that garki? ?
wonders shall never end.

Unless the gutters have been blocked from way outside the city or by debris due to wind.
kai ! !

well sha they will fix it soon enough.
Big man's city plus seat of govt.
they will fix it, whatever it is.

A good watch.

Everytime i hear " the nigerian government" , i cant help chuckling.

mein. that country is a lab specimen being observed for a laff by the whole world.

Anybody expecting a nigerian institute anywhere in the world to act better than a nigerian
thing is the stooopeed one.

Thai prisons have over 10,000 nigerian inmates.
some have relatives who have given up or think they are dead.

Nigerian embassy view on things : "Nigerian embassy to do what? hahahaha. abeg pay for your visa and naff off jare.
embassy na ya papa?. comot here. is govment for ya use? make we go talk to the authorities make them walk us out? as them
no recognise us, make we stay jeje dey collect this small small money we dey see."

how can you expect a nigerian embassy to not behave nigerian?
stooopeed pepo.

i wonder how things are in places like malaysia where the society is less inclusive sef.

common scenario:
B.A.N.G.! B.A.N.G.!
who shot him?
no be me o! !

oya, how we go investigate? where forensics?
fore wetin?
ah! where everybody naa! !
na wah o! !
B.A.N.G.! B.A.N.G.!

Another one? ! !