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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Roadside Prostitutes In Italy by hackney(m): 5:10pm On Feb 20, 2013
How come there are african-looking bushes in italy
I cant even begin to imagine the stench!!!!
Travel / Re: Nigerian Couple In £3.8m UK Benefits Scam by hackney(m): 9:07pm On Oct 01, 2012
Unfortunately, sometimes out here it looks like only crime pays.
TV/Movies / Re: Ibrahim Musa- Aki & Paw-Paw See Me As A Threat by hackney(m): 9:52am On Sep 16, 2012
They see you as a threat after opening doors for small people?
what a li'l monkey.

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Politics / Re: Prophet Reveals Prophecies For President Jonathan (watch Video) by hackney(m): 9:47am On Sep 16, 2012
He's going on about selfish interest like its something new.
That's africa for you; running circles around square one.
monkeys.
Politics / Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by hackney(m): 9:42am On Sep 16, 2012
He thinks that changing currency demoninations will improve the economy and peoples' financial state.
Monkeys never get it right, do they?
Celebrities / Re: New Picture Of Funke Akindele 'Jenifa' by hackney(m): 4:40pm On Sep 12, 2012
I like her loads!!
i find her attractive (those large eyes)
yes pls!
Crime / Re: How We Killed Cynthia Osukogu — Suspects (Pix) by hackney(m): 11:21pm On Aug 22, 2012
How much did they expect on her person??
what a bunch of retards.
if they truly killed her they should pay adequately for it.
effing retards
Romance / Re: Teacher Dies Plucking Pear For Girlfriend by hackney(m): 4:50pm On Aug 07, 2012
Hunger games
Politics / Re: Another N1.5bn Fraud Rocks House Of Reps by hackney(m): 7:41pm On Jun 16, 2012
Land of monkeys
Crime / Re: Five Nigerian Drug Traffickers Arrested In India, Malaysia by hackney(m): 10:05pm On Apr 23, 2012
The igbos in malaysia no dey hear.
and na them dey ride all the evogue for imo & abia.

Get-rich-or-die-trying children of demons.
Most of these boys that cant apply themselves to be prolific in professional careers.
Na to carry big car come dey talk loud for joint at xmas.
No iota of refinement.

Animals.
Education / Re: Nigeria UTME Candidates Download Cheat-sheets And Answers Through Mobile Phones by hackney(m): 12:42am On Mar 25, 2012
Tomorrow people will wonder why other countries dont recognise any certificates from
nigeria.
Business / Re: Porsche Targets Rich Nigerians' Love For Luxury by hackney(m): 10:04pm On Mar 22, 2012
Abuja babes will start demanding for the cute porsche 911 instead of blackberries from sugar daddyos.
sweet. cool
Nigerians put the 'con' in Consumerism.
Politics / Re: Mass Deportation From South Africa: Another Sign Of Nigeria’s Fading Glory! by hackney(m): 2:32am On Mar 08, 2012
All the deportable nigerians around the world should all be deported back to nigeria.
That's the only way a revolution is guaranteed in the dump called nigeria.
Politics / Re: The List Of Nigerian Looters Who Kept All Of Us In Poverty! by hackney(m): 9:10pm On Feb 27, 2012
Where are the abiolas' and their NITEL stash?
(write me a tribal jingle,boys will ya?) Lol
Politics / Re: It Is The Hand Of God – Gov. Okorocha by hackney(m): 12:47am On Feb 23, 2012
^^^^ Yoruba man dey call igbo man mugu.Lol.
that's a good one! !

ANYWAYS.
I though Rochas was just mouthing off till i saw what he was doing in owerri.
ALL the tarred roads have been re-done to fantastic standards.

NEPA was quite steady too.
His administration has seen that he has a good honest heart and are behind him; a bit strange in nigeria.
Webmasters / Re: What Do You Think About Internet Service In Nigeria? by hackney(m): 12:23am On Feb 23, 2012
Aaahhhhh! ! ! ! ! !
no wonder!! ! ! ! ! !
Few weeks ago i load money tire for my sister MTN prepaid page.
the thing just dey revert to zero credit till the penny dropped! !
At first i thought it was incompetence on the part of mtn but then I thought to myself   "this man,  cant you see its a scam?"
I told  her to go to the mtn office and complain.
A legit company just scamming people and the entire country is taking it like a bunch of cave illiterates.
One day one of these fair skinned north african countries will come and colonize nigeria.
EWU !
Politics / Re: Akpabio Urges Nigerians To Study Ojukwu by hackney(m): 6:23pm On Feb 12, 2012
The truth is that these other nigerian regions are too 'yes sir' to be targeted and attacked by the north like they do igbos up there.
But with this Boko Haram dispensation (which by the way Ikemba clearly saw in the '60'), while these other regions are knelt down kissing
northern feet, they will still wire hot lashes on your potruding asses because they think you are scum.

That day will come.
Politics / Re: Rivers Govt. To Provide Constant Electricity – Nwokocha by hackney(m): 6:00pm On Feb 12, 2012
HahahahahahaHahahahahahaHahahahahahaHahahahahaha
HahahahahahaHahahahahahaHahahahahahaHahahahahaha

I guess this crap is targeted at the new generation that doesnt know our govt.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking: Australian Prime Minister Stoned By Protesters by hackney(m): 12:43pm On Jan 28, 2012
This one na down side of true democracy: to use a whole PM do yeye.
Nice one.
Politics / Re: Facts You Must Know By Pst Tunde Bakare by hackney(m): 11:39pm On Jan 15, 2012
So Mr tunde bakare made his comments and now he is a saintly man that would have saved nigeria?
Do i need to outline how much these pastors like money, private jets et all?

Nigerians! !
You see, when a new generation comes of age in nigeria, one would think and hope that they will have clearer visions
of where to head but they always end up looking like recycled old garbage.

What a place! !
continously producing generations of gullible boneheads.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Real Betis (4 - 2) On Sunday 15th January 2012 by hackney(m): 11:09pm On Jan 15, 2012
See as barca dey throw pass inside their 18 yard box.
kai! !
Politics / Re: Subsidy War: Expect Mother Of All Strikes From Monday –– Labour by hackney(m): 6:29pm On Jan 14, 2012
I hope that the next wave of strikes paralyses the govt totally.
I also hope that there will be vigilante groups monitoring politilootians who are trying to abscond and kill them.
Politics / Re: P/harcourt Refineries To Work At Full Capacity By November – Nnpc by hackney(m): 6:17pm On Jan 13, 2012
Another bone-headed propaganda.
Nigerians have wisened up and wont buy this nonsense.
Romance / Re: Why Do Good Guys Always Lose Out? by hackney(m): 1:28pm On Jan 13, 2012
Its all down to nature: bad guys display those 'daring' traits that indicate 'capabilities' hence girls are drawn to them.
A  bad guy will usually be more 'active' than a good one meaning he might be healthier and stronger.

Even all the way down to the bedroom ; a girl will go for a bad guy who shags her lights out than some mr gentle lover.
FACT !.

Try being adventurous if you aint badass.
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Labour Leaders To Meet At 5pm Today by hackney(m): 7:43pm On Jan 12, 2012
Even if labour officials get bribed which is possible, the MASSES which has the last say can resume the strike.
The labour officials mean nothing and the masses can resume the strike without help from any corrupt-ridden retards.
Infact the strike should continue till other issues are resolved starting with our goat-president fuxcking off
to give way to someone that can deal with boko haram.

All i need in office is 1 month to sort out boko haram starting from the suspects( including buhari if he's implicated).
Our current president is being ill-advised by people that want him to fail.
He is also cold like akpa-amu.
Politics / Re: Describe Goodluck Jonathan In One Word by hackney(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2012
Lousy
Food / Re: How Do You Think Is The Best Way To Drink Garri? by hackney(m): 10:39pm On Jan 06, 2012
With powdered nido, milo and sugar. now thats golden morn's cousin right there! yum!
Politics / Re: FG Set For Mass Recruitment Into Security Agencies by hackney(m): 4:10pm On Jan 01, 2012
Without due screening process in this exercise, we will have:
1) Police bribery check point every 2 feet
2) more guns for numbskull robbers and kidnappers.
3)More accidental discharges


If done well, it will go a long way in warding off some robberies but being nigeria where
nothing works and loop holes are always exploited and blown apart. . . . . .
Travel / Re: Arik Heathrow Brouhaha Takes New Dimenision As Airhostess Is Nabbed With Cocaine by hackney(m): 10:38pm On Dec 21, 2011
I hope this doesnt mean my arik air flight has been cancelled.
monkeys.
Education / Re: United Kingdom Blacklists Nigerian Universities by hackney(m): 10:03pm On Dec 21, 2011
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Im sure some nigerians in the U.K, have even tried to bribe the police here with £10.
Everything substandard.
cant come up with ideas of things to make, cant copy things already being made and lousy.
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Politics / Re: Ojukwu Was A Symbol Of Igbo Unity by hackney(m): 1:37am On Dec 05, 2011
I cant believe you guys let agboifa cheapen this thread with your incessant responses.
If its money matters you will all concentrate better, is'nt it?

Ndigbo! !

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