₦airaland Forum

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]My man was having a family reunion some years back an he invited me to come go with him.
I wore this little tight white lace dress
an ridiculous high heels tryna be cute.
My feet started ta hurt so bad
I had to look
fer someplace ta sit down an rest my piggies(toes).
I spotted a wood bench an wobbled over an sat down for a minute.
His parents arrived a little late so I hadn't meet them
an they'd just come out to the backyard
My man calls me over to meet them.
My feet a near swollen an I'm sure they gon fall off
I'm in pain an I got a little attitude so I'm slidin'
off the bench real slow hopin' they'll come to me.
But he makes a hand gesture for me ta hurry up.
I'm pissed off an hopped up with too much force.
If I had my attitude in check I woulda heard my dress snag.
I stormed off cross the yard on fire, my toes where yellin' at me,I was nervous to meet his family for the first time.
Somebody yells out at me "yo dress"
An I'm thinkin' the chick was tryin' ta complement me.
An I ain't pay her no mind,muttered a thanks a stormed past er up ta my man an his parents.
I arrive,he goes to put his hand around my waist
slides it around a bit then leans down ta my ear an whispers,"Baby where's yer dress?"
I thought he was insulting the length off my dress
so I spun on him givin' his parents my back
I flashed them my grandma panties!!!!
Now my man,his parents an all his folks know what I wear! An it ain't sexy.

I wished I had a story
So I made somethin' up This is pure fiction. [/b]

seen

KingCheezyPuff:
Maybe,but I'm gonna keep that "freaky" looked inside tell I'm married

if I hear!! bet u are freaky wen u are with ur boifrnd doing all dose fetish ishh. I knw una type

KingCheezyPuff:
truth!

Lie.. u are always forming innocence on hea buh am sure u freaky deep down

Estharfabian:
LoL!



I ain't jhoor!

mmmmm.don't believe
until I test it myself

KingCheezyPuff:
Nothin' It shall pass

Liar Liar Liar

Estharfabian:
LoL!



Who's everybody?

The ToTal Number of people on NL

I Quess u guys haven't heard of YEEZY Boxers b4.lol

Estharfabian:
.... We pray!

Everybody on NL knows u are first class Virgin

baum1:
Guy, I think the game was balanced and we played well, especially in the second half.

Iheanacho was great, nice shots..Painful end

oh u min stupid Nd foolish shots. The Nigerian team that played today where all like dondies and plus wrong selection of players by the coach

victor Moses is a Big disgrace and a fool and poor officiating from the refree. at 80 mins or thereafter an Egytpt player was visibly showing sign of madness towards the refree and dint get a card.what nonsense! That kind of display cant happen in Europe without the player getting sent off or a yellow card.. it was bias and i must add again.Victor moses is a fool

The person who bought it is a mumu FIRST CLASs

I CAN SEE THE HEIGHT OF JOBLESSNESS ON THIS THREAD

Mayflowa:
But he was making blunders. He would have been more respected if his work was flawless

Nobody is perfect!

na wa ooooooooooooooo.

Una get time oooo.hehehehehe
its OK....

Mrjosaphat:
cant u read the handwritings on d wall

please Shift abeg...

KingCheezyPuff:
No the misunderstanding is none,I know you weren't acussin' the op.

buh you quoted me with everything. so I thought..............

pinceprinz:
Congratulations it is well toned by the Creator, but that's not all to thank the creator for. The grace you've of keeping it toned too deserves accolades!

*smh 4 u !!

LuveU2:
Na me kon like wahala shebi
When you no fit hold yoursef abeg shift.

u want to start again abi? ? u marching my leg small small already oo

KingCheezyPuff:
I'm not there but I know bout it. An they bleach here too,it's where I first learned of bleaching. But like I said he made our hues vast. You jump ta conclusion when you holla "bleach". An you know how it is when we do that ..... ...Ya end up with mud on ya face.

the misunderstanding started here cuz it sounded like all was 4 me??

LuveU2:
All nice indeed.

serious Jor, na u find trouble.
I don't like wahala o
you know drake and riri once had issues buh see dem work work work now.

if I talk now they will say I have started again..leeme just lock up...

LuveU2:
Mcheeeeeeeeeew! Whatever!

please don't come@me like that again..its not healthy for u.

Esp wen am all nice to you

*disappointing

KingCheezyPuff:
You concluded that I was comparing here ta there an didn't know.
But the web bridges that gap.

You mean their hands/faces/feet etc.Can be one shade an another part of their body be another.
Still don't assume anything. multiple tone is a problem we have sometimes.
But the op has none of those signs an that dude still assumed just cause she light she bleached.

You only think you know but you don't really know?
or u are all about FEMINISM shii..


am talking generally of Nigerian girls bleaching.

I never said d OP bleached...


dats between d dude,OP and you.

so why quote me on the matter na

KingCheezyPuff:
Then you off cause talkin' bout Africans an bleach.
An Black the identification encompasses all our vast shades.
From light,ta brown ta deep dark.
Unlike the color black

on a serious note. I understand dis dude point rite here and I can also understand why u won't get the point sweetie.



They bleach here to the point of "Red" and yellow colour all together!

shit is crazy

KingCheezyPuff:
I meant I know cause I like ta read books/articles etc
What I tell you bout jumpin' ta conclusions ....
.....African Skin Lightening Histo... http://www.youbeauty.com/beauty/african-skin-lightening-history/

what are you saying? what's my own with the research? I don't need that. u said not to jump to conclusions saying girls bleach and am saying it is too obvious when you see them face to face.

u will surely know.. don't try and confuse me

LuveU2:
Also let her know they are not the majority. Most Nigerian women dont bleach. Look around you more and reduce believing every crap research you see

please don't let me get mad at you..the i ever mention anything like majority of Nigerian women bleach??
infact wtf are you on about sef? what stupid research.its something i see everyday! dont start that FEMINISM crap with me please.


Lets say the truth as it is..Nigerian gurls are bleaching and dey do it stupidly too!

KingCheezyPuff:
I'm not there but I know bout it. An they bleach here too,it's where I first learned of bleaching. But like I said he made our hues vast. You jump ta conclusion when you holla "bleach". An you know how it is when we do that ..... ...Ya end up with mud on ya face.

lmao..you can't compare bleaching there to here.
you should know Nigerians here are fond of overdoing things...
IF u see them face to face you will know... its so obvious

LuveU2:
oh

ur Gas as finish abi..

I av caught u guys.

KingCheezyPuff:
.....you want me ta be
.... I'm a good actress,I could come up with somethin'

how am I sure u not even acting now and silently gushing@me


is your face always like that

KingCheezyPuff:
When God made Africa He made them light,dark an brown.

um cheezy you not exactly here u know.

The way girls bleach their skin ova here from their natural colour to yellow "white" is crazy..u can't help buh get Mad.


NB: am not saying Op bleached o!

LuveU2:
Get behind us satan

SATAN kee.
now I understand, I knew something was fishy between you two.
I smell les.....

LuveU2:
Oh

Op be my riri and let's make kingcheezy very jealous