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Crime / Re: Man Chains His Wife To Generator In Ogun From Dusk To Dawn by hafs(f): 9:41am On Apr 16, 2017

And the lying continues.

@ the wedding picture you displayed, I ask, do you know what an 8yr looks like? Are you blind? Besides, have they started writing the age of brides and grooms on wedding invitation cards? Pls show me their age on that card. This bare-lifting you are doing from the internet aren't supporting you cos there are so many holes in them. Go and learn photoshopping, that is what propaganda agents do, you are still learning.

Nawao, so a video showing two little girls dancing at a wedding ceremony now translates to them being married? Do you want videos of children dancing at weddings from your places? Where is the bridegroom? Or are the little kids being married to themselves? Is that how muslim brides behave on their wedding day? Nawao, aren't you even ashamed of these lame evidence you keep posting here?

First, it was pictures of Arabian countries, now pictures and videos of wedding events. Don't children accompany relations to wedding ceremonies in your place?

Meanwhile, provide unambiguous pictures like this,

Abia command NSCDC rescues 80 pregnant girls from child trafficking.

The boom of baby factories

Pastor operating underage prostitution cartel inside church.

I thought I was even discussing with someone who knows what he is doing, never knew he is a *******

It seems I'm just wasting my time here.


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Nairaland / General / Wonderful Word Definitions! by hafs(f): 11:14am On Jun 17, 2016
Wonderful Word Definitions!

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
So that you can die rich.

A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...

Future tense of Marriage.

A banker provided by nature.

A person no different from the rest... except that he/she got caught.

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do, but in reality End of Thinking Capacity.

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

A fool who torments himself during life to be wise.
Nairaland / General / Amazing Psychological Facts. Worth Reading. by hafs(f): 5:07pm On May 24, 2016
Amazing Psychological Facts... Worth Reading...

1. Psychology says, one of the hardest tasks for the human mind is convincing yourself that you no longer care.

2. If two past lovers can remain just friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.

3. People who laugh more are able to tolerate pain better, both physical and emotional.

4. Tears don't come when you miss a person but they come when you don't want to miss a person.

5. Love doesn't start in the morning & doesn't end in the evening. It starts when you don't need it & it ends when you need it most.

6. No one is ever busy in his/her life. Its all about Priorities.

7. 90% of what you think alters and controls your overall mood each day. It only takes one negative thought to ruin your mood.

8. Remember that people will always question the good things they hear about you, and believe the bad ones without a second thought.

9. Spending a large amount of time with someone literally causes you to pick up their habits. Choose your friends wisely!

10. Having at least one "Lazy day" per week can help reduce stress, high blood pressure, stroke.
Health / 7 Natural Home Remedies To Cure Everything From Hiccups To Headache by hafs(f): 2:28pm On Apr 05, 2016
You get sick, see your doctor, get some medicine take rest and get well soon. This is often the wisest way to go! But there are times when just a home remedy can work wonders. Heres a list of 7 home remedies for some common conditions that actually work.

1. Warts

Open your tool kit and try duct tape for this one! Though doctors arent really sure about this how it works for so many, but covering your wart everyday with duct tape and pumice stone to sand away the dead skin can actually help in removing your wart permanently.

2. Hiccups

A spoon full of sugar can be a big help. A study conducted in 1971 on a group of 20 hiccuping people, were given a spoon full of granulated sugar. Surprisingly 19 out of 20 patients stopped immediately. According to the researchers sugar in the mouth somehow adjusted the nerve impulses and caused the diaphragm muscles to stop contracting irregularly.

3. Bad Breath

Most of the time people who suffer from bad breath also suffer from upset stomach. Plain curd or yogurt can help neutralise the bacterial activity and acid reflux that can cause bad breath.

4. Sore Throat

Most of the time sore throat is caused by inflammation which is your bodys response to infection. Inflammation cause pain and swelling and to subside that adding salt to some warm water and gargling can actually draw excess fluid in the swollen area decreasing the pain. Repeat the process until you feel better.
5. Tension headache

All of us lead a stressful life and at times in that stress we tend to clench our teeth and when we do that we get tension headaches. The muscles that connects our jaw to our temple gets inflamed and thats when the head throbs. According to a research, placing a pencil between your teeth will relax your jaw muscles and your headache will ease eventually.

6. Nail Fungus

When a fungal infection gets under your toenail, the nail will become thickened, discolored, cracked and ugly. The best home remedy for it is to rub mentholated vapor rub (like Vicks). There are no serious studies for this treatment, but it said to work. Applying vapour rub to the nail three to four times a day for about six weeks can cure the problem. The nail will generally fall off and a healthy nail will regrow.

7. Motion sickness

You might not believe this one, but the best cure for motion sickness is olive. The tannins in the olive work to dry up saliva in the mouth, which in turn signals the stomach it does not have to throw up. So for your next long drive do keep a jar of olives handy!
Crime / Re: Man Had Sex With A Horse In Katsina by hafs(f): 10:21pm On Mar 10, 2016
I dont believe this fake news.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Eats On The Rug (Photo) by hafs(f): 1:13pm On Feb 13, 2016
Lwkmddddddd,Wetin concern PMB with Ronaldo??PMB wey never play football for him life b4?With this your unrelated comment and obsessive hatred for PMB make you no kolo one day oooh.This just shows you are 'killing' yourself internally on PMB mata.You need a doctor fast or rehab,I can't believe this....... Ronaldo mixing with PMB mata?Frankly this is the penultimate stage b4 kolo.Your comment is just like mixing garri and bread together for lunch.See a doctor fasssssssst pls.No develop HBP or kill yourself for politician mata,your family still needs you...This is unnnnnnnbelievable.Lol.

on point smiley


Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Signs To Know You About To Go Mad by hafs(f): 6:01pm On Jan 13, 2016
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Festac Today(graphic Photos) by hafs(f): 5:45pm On Dec 05, 2015
D guy was frustrated with life. He regreted voting sai baba dullaard to power, hence d suicide.

Business / Re: Lagos Shuts Shoprite Over Breach Of Safety Law (Photos) by hafs(f): 12:58pm On Nov 28, 2015
[quote author=Bonapart post=40485127]Boko northern kids [/quote
What's this egg head saying
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Osu Flaunts New Multi-colour Hairstyle [PICS] by hafs(f): 2:21pm On Nov 24, 2015
1st time I'm seeing her dis beautiful smiley

You're right.

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Celebrities / Re: Face Of Culture Beauty Queen Susan Eniolorunda Spreads Love In Orphanages(pics by hafs(f): 7:01pm On Nov 13, 2015
very nice of her.
Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Celebrates Her 28th Birthday by hafs(f): 9:23pm On Nov 05, 2015
Happy birthday to a beautiful angel. wish her long life and prosperity.
Celebrities / Re: Munachi Abii Stuns With A Flat Stomach. by hafs(f): 10:16am On Oct 30, 2015
Looking very beautiful and elegant.
Celebrities / Re: Munachi And Sarah Go BLONDE! by hafs(f): 9:58pm On Oct 20, 2015
Pretty ladies
Celebrities / Re: Tchidi Chikere's Birthday Party By Nuella Njubigbo (Photos) by hafs(f): 11:33am On Oct 11, 2015
[size=16pt] I told her, "I might not be rich, I don't have money, cars or companies like my friend Jude, but all I have is profound love and I totally admire you".

She looked at me with tears in her eyes and gave me a warmed hug and whispered in my ear.....she said, "If you truly love me, introduce me to Jude"

very funny
Celebrities / Re: Aku And Dabota Lawson’s Marriage Crashes - Ladunliadinews.com by hafs(f): 1:49am On Aug 25, 2015

You sought likes for the wrong reason dude. This is by far the dumbest post i've read on here so far this week. undecided undecided undecided


You sought likes for the wrong reason dude. This is by far the dumbest post i've read on here so far this week. undecided undecided undecided

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