GodBlessMe4Life: See who is excreting with his perverted throat. Your f*cking Mohammed is busy dipping his serpent preek in the hottest lava in the real hell fire not in the 72 transparent gem oloshos you are dreaming of. While his anus is also been sucked inside out with his intestines by a shape-shifting aboki demon with barbwired pestle for preek. #StinkingIslamicPigs #GodPunishYourSoCalledallah
God will be really proud of this your comment. I am sure this is what Jesus would have done too
chioma134: You were not patient, and you were filled with self pride, and an evil spirit entered you instead for trying to deceive the people of God. Go back to God, He's very merciful, and He will enable you to live a fulfilling life in the Spirit. And deal with the pride of life, that was what hindered you initially. I pray that God brings you into the kingdom of His son, Jesus Christ again. Amen.
Actually, he is the only person that was honest among the whole group. The other people lied just to pass and I am sure today they are enjoying the fruits of their labor by exploiting gullible folks like you who believe such nonsense is real. It is all fake dear
Madcow1, this goes to show that to become an atheist you need to have a conscience. Only Christians possess the amount of apathy it takes to lie outright and take advantage of their fellow humans.
0temAtum: God the Universe who created Yahweh did so for the purpose of defining intelligence. That's to say without Yahweh the dunce being, it would be impossible to define intelligence which is the opposite of yahweh. For example, if there is no darkness, there's no convenient way to define light. If there is no bad, we can't define good. If there's no Yahweh(dullard) we can't appreciate or define intelligence.
I agree with your stance earlier, that YAHWEH IS CREATED TO FAIL
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This story is actually dated back to 2014/15 but since many gullible Christians are continually exploited by charlatans posing as men of an imaginary god that always seems to need money I decided to share it here on nairaland with the hope that maybe Christians will see similarities in this man and their pastors who are currently exploiting them. Enjoy
David E. Taylor of Joshua Media Ministries International in St. Louis knows that there’s an easy life ahead for the morally bankrupt.
First, you start a non-profit ministry. Next, you tell your congregation that Jesus visits you personally, He made you an “apostle,” and He gave you the powers to introduce others to Him — literally. Soon the cash will start to roll in as desperate, gullible people vie for preferential treatment. And before you know it, you’ll be living in a $2.8 million mansion, driving a Bentley, wearing Louis Vuitton, and taking luxury vacations that nobody in the church dares to question! Piece of cake.
Unless you get caught. Don’t get caught. Because then you might be under investigation for financial corruption.
The video of “Apostle” Taylor’s seven-hour deposition in a Michigan court shows a visibly nervous man chewing his bottom lip, pretending to be confused by the attorney’s questions and making pitiful excuses for his frivolous purchases.
Often in his evasive responses, he tells the attorney to direct the question to his fellow board member Michelle Brannon, who seems to know everything that he does not (which is basically everything).
For example, he doesn’t know who Brooklyn Mitchell is… even though Mitchell was listed as a dependent on his tax returns.
Attorney: On your 2012 tax return… who’s Brooklyn Mitchell? Taylor: Brooklyn? I don’t know. Attorney: You don’t remember who Brooklyn Mitchell is? Taylor: No, mm-uh. Attorney: You have no idea? Taylor: No. Attorney: Never heard of that person? Taylor: No. Brooklyn Mitchell? Nope. Attorney: On your 2012 tax return you claimed Brooklyn Mitchell as a dependent through an exemption.
And among the expenditures in question, there’s a $2.8 million dollar property in St. Louis that is listed as an asset on J.M.M.I.’s tax forms. When asked what the property is used for, after slipping up and referring to it as a “home,” Taylor insists it’s a “residential center.”
Taylor: … It is a, really, it’s a gathering place for our ministry. Where I bring in different leaders and also the staff that we have as a place of, um, you know, maybe, um, resort and teaching… A resort where we teach and train.
Taylor also claims he doesn’t know the address of — let’s call it what it is — the mansion:
Attorney: But you don’t know the address? Taylor: No, it’s too recent for me. Attorney: When you say it’s recent, when did that start? Taylor: Uh, maybe a year, two… something like that. I just don’t know, so.
I guess it’s understandable that you don’t know where you live (or, ahem, send your staff for training) when you have members of your congregation who work as full-time volunteer chauffeurs, driving you all over town in your fleet of luxury vehicles.
Oh right. He has luxury vehicles, too.
The garage inventory includes a BMW, Mercedes, Bentley, and a Range Rover — the first two are registered to J.M.M.I. for the use of “high profile guests.” A $50,000 ticket was even paid to Limoland in order to chop the Mercedes into a stretch limo. Again: for the “hospitality” of “guests.” When it comes to dressing an apostle, you’ll need something a notch above potato sack, but not quite a diamond-encrusted robe. So how about $6,000 at Louis Vuitton, $3,500 at Versace, $1,700 at Monsieur Clothing, and other designer threads totaling $30,000 over a two-year period?
Taylor defends himself by saying he has to buy his belts at these high-end stores because “they are better quality” and “have a better TV appearance.”
Attorney: So you don’t see that there’s any problem when you’re ministering to the poor, the sick, the needy, to be appearing in Louis Vuitton and Versace? Taylor: Well, that ain’t something I purchase all the time… Attorney: Well, it looks like you did several times in, uh… Taylor: I’m a very frugal person when it comes to this. I go to the right places to get a lot of suits, and if I get some from those places, you don’t see that in that bill. Attorney: I don’t see Macy’s. Taylor: No, you don’t see that because Macy’s don’t have the kind of suits that I wear.
Taylor also claims he sweats a lot on stage and needs frequent changes of suits. Though I’d probably sweat a lot, too, if I were stealing from the poor in front of God’s face.
One woman in particular who has been left nearly homeless by J.M.M.I. is Deborah Frazier, who donated $1.2 million after cashing in her 401k valued at $600,000 and taking the equity from her home which she previously owned outright. Frazier, who was court-ordered to stop giving money to J.M.M.I. and taking her children to services, is now losing her home and owes the IRS a considerable amount in taxes from the 401k withdrawal. However, she felt compelled to give more and the ministry happily took her wire transfer.
In the deposition, Taylor was asked if he would consider giving her back some of that money so that she may try to put her life back together again:
Taylor: I would love to do that if we have the money. Presently we don’t.
I’m just throwing this out there, but maybe she can stay in the mansion that she half-paid for…
Toward the end of the deposition, the attorney brought up unrelated charges regarding allegations that Taylor had aggressively disciplined his teenage daughter, Destiny, who no longer lived with him. He’s accused of beating her with a belt after she skipped school. (The prosecutor doesn’t ask in the video clip, but I feel there may have been a missed opportunity to point out that he allegedly beat his child using, perhaps, a $5,000 Louis Vuitton belt.)
All of that took place in November of 2014 and February of 2015.
But in a video posted by Taylor on Christmas Day, you see the damage control start to set in. It’s like Taylor knows his deposition video is making the rounds on the Internet. What starts out as a festive holiday wish in front of a Christmas tree, reminding viewers that Jesus is the reason for the season, slowly morphs into a panicked pleading for his congregation to not judge him for blowing their money on bling.
GodsMopol: The question I think I could have asked, if I were you is, what am I doing about it. Because from the look of things, God can't do anything about it until we start doing something about it. I would always say, satan is the god of this world until rapture, so he can do and undo as he so pleases.
2 Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
Luke 4:6 And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.
All powers over the earth(dictatorship), all the glory of the earth (goodies). It was delivered to me(through the fall) and to whoever he willeth(manipulative power) as he so wills. Jesus was the solution.
What God has done about it was to send Jesus. And we in turn take authority over things on earth. Paul was bitten by a venemous snake and nothing happened to him. Acts28:2-5
we can only undo the operation/ungod the god of the world, by ceaseless prayer. Not only by praying alone,but praying with a greater authority (God having send his son Jesus who defeated the devil)
Many times this thing gets me. How and why would Jesus pray while on earth and in turn command us to pray without ceasing. It tells me that without prayer, forget progress on earth. Luke18:1
I would answer this question provided you can prove the bolded. I just want to add this, well, looool, in Igbo land, they talk about evil forest and evil trees, those are effects of the fall, and like I said, mosquitoes were likewise affected by the same death due to the fall
If the bolded is correct, then my analysis of Luke 4:6 above would be wrong and likewise the bolded in this verse
John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.
The unbolded part is Gods will for us. That through life we shall destroy death.
Unfortunately I am unable to make any sense of this epistle aside from the fact that it seems you are of the opinion that not everything is god's will, right?
obonujoker: You need to repent like Justin bieber did....
Justin Bieber is not someone I consider to be a role model. All he does is sing. Besides many murderers, thieves, corrupt leaders, kidnappers(Evans for instance), fake pastors(I have never known a real one sha) who exploit people etc all "repented" too. Should I emulate them too?
That is the only rational conclusion. However, you can live on in your deeds, accomplishments and legacies.
If we have no memory of where we were before we were born, why should we expect to go anywhere after death?
This is life is the only thing that is guaranteed. Here and now. Even tomorrow is not certain
It will only be wise to make the best of what we have instead of looking forward to an afterlife which is the product of ancient ignorant imaginations at best
Fingerprinter: Honestly, this is a good business idea. But not for people who have conscience. But as an atheist, if you become a pastor, you will definitely blow. Just claim that God gave you the Paul treatment, and that alone will appeal to the emotion of so many gullible people
It is not much about conscience. Just business
I am working on something else sha. I must chop Christians money na. Shuo
5DMindset: We are interdimensional Spirit Beings, so advanced that we can project to Earth and occupy earth-based 3D containers or robots. We move around with the earth-spacesuit body and when the body is accidented or malfunctions, spirit energy goes back to Source.
Our Mission on Earth is to experience Life in 3D and produce more earth-bodies for more spirits to occupy and also experience earth. Physical Existence which we call Earth Life is just a tiny percentage of our eternal existence as soul.
Our Mission includes developing Earth to a paradisiacal digital library where we store knowledge, but we have failed in that mission, not because we planned to fail, but those who came before us have taken aware most of the books of knowledge and hide them and created constructs like religions, politics and money to keep us busy, so busy that we forget our missions.
Our Soul Purpose on Earth varies. I know mine, so life for me is complete and I avoid what is not my mission. You should find what makes you happy, what stirs the passion in your heart and what gives you joy. It has nothing to do with money. Money is just a bad tool. Find that mission and every other thing you desire will fall on you.
Seek Ye first the Kingdom of God, and all other things, shall be added unto you - Jesus, the founder of Christianity.
jonbellion: I was watching the tyra banks show One idiot christian came to the show you start saying that the misfortune in the US was due to the homosexual community and that hurricane Katrina was"divine retribution" so it was a good thing because New Orleans had a very high population of Swedish gay people and God was "pouting out his wrath" Tyra banks was so shocked For someone that claimed to love all the lady and the teenage girls with her sounded very hateful I really don't know how religion mindfucks this peoples brains
Dr M on this forum once said if Oyedepo shows up to his door and people try to rape him he will rather sacrifice his virgin daughters
There is no limit to the stupidity that can be displayed by theists
I would start my own church, milk my followers of all their money and sleep with every single female church member. Women will swallow my cum to receive healing
Then I will start my own holy water business like TB Joshua, only I will sell mine for N10,000 since mine will be direct from the dick of Jehovah
People from all over the world will pay money, I will call it tithes and offering, into my account and I will buy private jets and mansions while I pray for my members who trek to service and live in face me I slap you and tell them god told me to tell them to give me everything they have and go outside and eat grass
I think it is simple, hard times bring out the real you
I remember when things were so hard my family members who know that I am atheist would say things like, "you better start going to church so god will touch your life" but since the trash bin I threw god in was already emptied and god recycles into a pet bottle there was no going back
Now those same people look at me with obvious confusion and jealousy and now say, "just because things are working for you does not give you the right to say bad things about the most high(apparently god smokes weed too), when bad things happen to you you will agree that god is real"
I don't have much to say other than the fact that mosquitoes were initially created to pollinate flower, but somehow, their reasoning were altered. Evidently a consequence of the fall of man
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
Romans 5:17 For if by one man's offence death reigned by one; much more they which receive abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness shall reign in life by one, Jesus Christ.)
So, now that 3,000 chidren die as a result of this what is god doing about it?
Also, since everything is god's will then that means it is god's will that they are deadly and that all these children die. Yes or no?