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MrPresident1:
Where you go give me, abi you think currency of hell is the same with currency of heaven ni?

You know you are not going to heaven, therefore you will go to hell, and I cannot fit spend hell currency for heaven

So you mean you guys will spend money in heaven?

Wow

What currency will you "saved" people use in heaven?

KingEbukasBlog:


I dey independent oo to some extent . Na my own decision be that .

To what extent? You mean you have your own room?

KingEbukasBlog:
I'm not sure why you'd think the photo of the woman would titillate me . Funny attempt to "tempt" me .

You are back with your idiosyncrasies which endeared you to us

Comot for there omo mummy

MrPresident1:
Asking me for my cash is unbelief on your part because it shows you doubt the prophecy. It is no problem really.

I believe the prophecy and I am ready to transfer the cash to you , and all my properties too , but what will you give when I am proven right, and this prophecy comes to pass?

Or you don't want to be responsible for your own position?

I will give you N1m in cash

MrPresident1:
What will you give since you are so sure, what will you give in exchange for your soul?

I have not said the world will not end on the day you predicted. You are the one claiming your prediction will come to pass. You are the one that has something to prove and not me

Wait till next year y'all

MrPresident1:
You have to give something too na if na bet. I know and I am sure. You know and you are sure too. What will you give?

Wait, are you degrading the coming of your lord and personal imaginary savior to a bet?

No one knows how to ridicule their own religion better than Christians

MadCow1:
I have always been pro - Nigeria but the events I have personally suffered through in the hands of the Nigerian Customs, immigrations, health port authority and the Nigerian Police (simultaneously) is enough for me to say NIGERIA IS DEAD..


Who no get person for power no get right for this country.

Then we get power

MrPresident1:
Hahn and 4kings

You guys should come and make your requests here

I already did sir

Transfer all your worldly things to me if you are sure your prediction will pass. We don't have to be in the same state. You can waybill the physical properties and transfer the cash

I already passed the offer to stay in the same "heaven" with you and your sadistic god

Oya, I am waiting for the PM

4kings:
I doubt that.
But if he does, remember me in paradise ooo

I am not Jesus bro

4kings:
MrPresident1 please honour hahn's proposal, since you have nothing to lose.

And hahn we would split the cash OK.

Let him contact me first

HungerBAD:
God is good.

All the Time.

Hahn in the name of God, you and Atheist friends should leave this thread alone.

You mean in the name of God something that doesn't exist, right?

No problem

I will just sit back and laugh at Africans who are still shackled in mental slavery

Image123:
Hahn ohhhhh, i answered you and you disappeared, refusing to answer moi.

Bro, you are as apathetic as your god.

Good night

KingEbukasBlog:
Heaven is here on earth
https://www.nairaland.com/2931676/dealing-misconceptions-receive-mansions-heaven

Guy

KingEbukasBlog:
Prove it

I swear I do not know how to prove that something that doesn't exist doesn't exist

Free me abeg

MrPresident1:
Come and meet me on that thread right now . I will tear you to pieces there

Since the world is ending soon contact me so that you can transfer all your cash into my account because we both know I will not make it to heaven and will need it here on earth. In fact, if I was offered I would reject it because I cannot imagine myself in the same place as you, kingebukasblog. winner01 and other "born again" Jehovah's heaven bound delusional brethren.

It would be like being stuck in a psychiatric hospital when I know I am normal

Gombs:
I don land

PM me for the account to pay in whatever cash you have left since the world is ending soon and you won't be needing any material possession to in heaven

MrPresident1:
Come and meet me on that thread right now . I will tear you to pieces there

Don't be silly. I didn't even read that sh1t you put together

MrPresident1:
You are very right. But there are a series of steps you have to understand before you can pin-point this mixture.
Paul told us that we should be care and let no man deceive us that that day will not come except there comes a falling away first, and that man of sin is revealed...

2 Thessalonians 2:3
Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;

after saying this, Paul now tells us that we now know what is withholding the revelation of the Son of man in his time. Meaning that this point is the single most important determinant for the coming of the Son of man. If the falling away does not occur, if the son of perdition is not revealed, then don't even look forward to the coming of Jesus. You get me?

Shadeyinka, you have to continue reading here , you will see that I have not made any bogus claims, I have interpreted the Bible precept for precept.

KingEbukasBlog, Scholar8200 my cantankerous brother , Analice107 whenever you finish the sessions in Shiloh just pop in, GoodMuyis , 4EverGod, Gombs, CHARLOE my enemy with the caustic tongue , Image123 baba image , Goshen360 one wonders where he is sef, belligerent Hahn , ehn...ehn Lepasharon , Joagbaje ,

2 Thessalonians 2:6
6 And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.

Fvck Paul abeg

I'd rather be belligerent than deluded

KingEbukasBlog:
hahn

The concept of the trinity is a myth and deserves scrutiny when propagated as truth

MrPresident1:
Hahn, and Jonbellion, both of you come and meet me on the watchers thread

That is where I will annihilate both of you

I will be there 21st January. It's a date

HardMirror:
Only baba God can make it possible my padi. But I no talk say na pvssy I dey pursue nau. Can't a man like a lady in peace anymore? Abeg carry ur wahala dey go jare.

Today na today

Op should change the title of the thread to "members of a church drink dettol out of their own stupidity"

hopefulLandlord:
what surprises me the most is that many of his threads make FP

I am guessing Seun moves a lot of Christian threads to the fp with the hope that Christians will see just how ridiculous their beliefs are

Long thing

HardMirror:
Let's leave that for God to determine shall we. It's off nairaland. Mind your business hahn

So when it comes to pvssy you remember "God"

HardMirror:
Can I send a pm?

From PM to za oza room

Ranchhoddas:
MrPresident1 is in good company.

His prediction should have made the list. It almost seems like he is trying to beat the failure rate of Jehovah's witnesses

JoeBlocks:
Direct bank deposits? Well I'm not a finance expert, but heck, one thing is sure, I love my freedom and I love the fact that I don't answer 'yes sir' to any man.

Neither do I

My ways will make many people frown, the alcohol, the women, the care free live life to the fullest attitude... but fuck_ 'em, what do they know, hypocrites and self righteous meat eating bastards.

Lol

JoeBlocks:
Why? For me I'm indifferent. Doesn't affect me in anyway.

Some of my clients will need to make direct bank deposit

MrPresident1:
I did not give a specific day but one thing is sure on or before the 20th of January 2017 Christ will come

O
K

So, are you going to spit or swallow?

QueenSuccubus:



I will make sure we will visit his pastor and make appointment with his doctor. I want also his landlord's number, just in case we have emergency

Na to get joint phone remain

Abeg, it is now more than obvious that Bubu's anti corruption campaign is a scam