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Christianity Etc › Re: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by hahn(m): 6:29pm On Dec 15, 2016
plaetton:
Exactly.
Christmas is for rice chopping.
grin
With the price of rice now, most people will eat yam for Christmas
Investment › Re: 4 Things MMM Has Shown Me by hahn(m): 6:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
The only difference between RCCG and MMM is that RCCG blame their failures on the "Devil" and have the illusion of "God" to protect them

Religion are simply better packaged Ponzi schemes
Business › Re: 10 Reasons Why Nigerians Must Start Affiliate Marketing Today by hahn(m): 6:05pm On Dec 15, 2016
importexpert:
affiliate marketing is the way forward but people's eyes are still very close
The truth is, online business is the same as running a business and not everyone has the discipline it takes

And digital marketing is still marketing although it is much smoother process

I actually have my own site and sell my own services and use the same strategies for "marketing" which is the main core of every business

www.surestakes.com

We even have an affiliate program where we give 50% commission on every referral but people are more concerned about making "quick" money

And the funny thing is that the same people that call you a scammer will click on your link and buy online. So you still make your commissions undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Amazement As Filing Station Fire Razes Down Everything In Sight, Except One Car by hahn(m): 5:50pm On Dec 15, 2016
Thank God for burning everything in the filling station that cost millions of naira and thank god for allowing every other person's property to be destroyed aside from his chosen one

He is truly wise smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Help In Need Of A Genuine Cele Church In Lagos by hahn(m): 12:20pm On Dec 15, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
I thought you once claimed that your parents are atheists and you grew up in an atheist home undecided
Hahn , the liar
Guy, you don't know my story

Keep quiet

Omo mummy
Business › Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by hahn(m): 12:07pm On Dec 15, 2016
importexpert:
guys i need your advice. should we continue with the lectures or start answering questions?
Lectures abeg

We can ask questions and the end of the tutorial
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Help In Need Of A Genuine Cele Church In Lagos by hahn(m): 12:07pm On Dec 15, 2016
jonbellion:
what is "cele"
White garment churches

I remember going there once with my mom and they saw a "vision" for her to bathe me in one river like that. The day we went there I saw one man tied to a tree receiving serious floggings.

They said they were trying to chase the evil demons in him out because he was always acting crazy. Maybe psychiatric issues

I believe that dude is suggesting similar treatment for you

tongue
Business › Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by hahn(m): 10:19am On Dec 15, 2016
importexpert:
registering on clickbank is part of the topics we will cover so be patient
O
K
then
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 1:04am On Dec 15, 2016
damogul:
That moment when their tongue cleaves to the roof of their mouth and they have nothing to say except shut up like my words were sounding off so loud in their little minds same way it would in a bell tower.
tongue
Business › Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by hahn(m): 12:26am On Dec 15, 2016
importexpert:
your questions are highly welcome. i pray that God give me the time to answer all your interesting questions.
I have been asking you questions since and you are not responding to them oooo


How do you register for clickbank as a Nigerian and how do you get paid?

Do you have an ebook on this?

I will love to but it if you do
undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 12:17am On Dec 15, 2016
damogul:
Of course its rubbish. I am an authority in this field which clearly you are not especially with all your literal mucking up of scripture to suite your warped mind.
Yes. I agree. You are an authority in crap and bullshit cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 12:16am On Dec 15, 2016
dalaman:
It is divine making things as you go.
Divine assumptions!

I swear I feel like the dudes who came up with the word nigger

grin
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 12:15am On Dec 15, 2016
damogul:
Was i talking to you or to hahn. I do not appreciate kids butting in when i am conversing maturely or is there anywhere i quoted you on this thread?
Shut up there olodo cheesy grin
Travel › Re: Why Dont Commercial Airplanes Have Parachutes For Passengers? by hahn(m): 12:15am On Dec 15, 2016
delishpot:
Thank you for your kind response, when I gather enough money dedicated to the test flight, I would do it and let you know the outcome. Can I open the plane door and jump out mid air or?
Cool

That is exactly what you should do. And don't bother putting on the parachute because you will get one when you land grin
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 12:14am On Dec 15, 2016
Deicide:
THIS IS NON OF MY BUSINESS AS I WOULD KEEP ON EXPOSING YOUR LIES AMD BY THE WAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?

HAHN YOU REMEMBER ALL THOSE THREAD IN THE PAST 4EVERGOD CALLED RUBBISH AT THE FIRST PAGE AND ITS NOT WORTH HIS TIME BUT HE WOULD COMMENT ON THE THREAD UP TO THE LAST PAGE ARGUING IN A THREAD THAT DOESNT WORTH HIS TIME! cheesy DUDE AM NOT NEW HERE ON NL..
Na their way. They can't keep to their word. As unreliable as Jehovah grin
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
He is afraid that his fellow CHRISTIANS will abandone him cheesy The feeling of Rejection..
Yeah

Defending bullshit is way easier cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Do you think this is the first time i am seeing that scripture or the first time i have been asked about it? Dude i am a bible scholar duly mentored and brushed up by Benson idahosa in all nations for Christ bible institute. I do not guess Gods word i know it by revelation for every word comes with a rhema which i know your carnality would never have.

cc Ranchhoddas
Rubbish undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:27pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I think Ebuka wants to leave Christianity (at least the fundamental pentecostal type). He just does not know how to go about it.
He is also leaning towards deism so he can save himself the humiliation that he has been wrong all along cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:26pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
A hand is a covering! It does not mean a literal hand. I already explained what he meant by face. Face is the beginning its like saying HEAD or TAIL. Moses requested to see his glory and he cannot do this without showing him the beginning and the end of God...in other words ALL ABOUT HIM which is impossible for a man to see and yet live.

Read my initial post again and put it next to this one. The problem you atheists always have is the inability to understand Gods words in relation to his person.
Lol

All your explanations are nothing but you trying to make sense out of a senseless quote in a book. "Divine guessing"

The problem with you theists is the ability to interpret bible verses to your benefit.

If this argument was in your favor you would have been backing the fact that god has human features

Like, why do you use "he" to describe god if it doesn't have a body parts? undecided
Business › Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by hahn(m): 6:04pm On Dec 14, 2016
importexpert:
budget really depends on the person that is starting. a person that has time at his disposal can get started even with zero naira. his traffic source will be free traffic. most free traffic sources requires 2-4 hours daily to make you reasonable pay. for a person that already has budget, he will need like 100usd to invest in traffic. affiliate marketing all comes down to traffic.

i focus only on the 3 evergreen niches. health, wealth and romance.

health includes niches such as: loosing weight, acne treatment, sexual performance, erectile dysfunction, dieting etc.
wealth: this include all mmo. make money online
romance: getting ex back, making you boyfriend love you, winning friends, wooing girls etc.
How do you register for clickbank as a Nigerian and how do you get paid?

Do you have an ebook on this?

I will love to but it if you do
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 6:01pm On Dec 14, 2016
damogul:
Exodus 33: 18 to 23

18 Then Moses said, “Now show me your glory.”

19 And the Lord said, “I will cause all my goodness to pass in front of you, and I will proclaim my name, the Lord, in your presence. I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. 20 But,” he said, “you cannot see my face, for no one may see me and live.”

21 Then the Lord said, “There is a place near me where you may stand on a rock. 22 When my glory passes by, I will put you in a cleft in the rock and cover you with my hand until I have passed by. 23 Then I will remove my hand and you will see my back; but my face must not be seen.”

Moses requested to see GLORY but God opted to show him GOODNESS. The word “glory” means “heavy” or “weighty.” The idea of “glory” is that of being overwhelmed by the greatness, the “weightiness,” of an event or person. “The glory of God is the weight of all that God is, the fullness of his understanding, virtue, and happiness.”

No man can see the fullness of God and live which was why God said Moses cannot see His face or better put, Moses cannot see the beginning of his glory which was before the world began but he can show him his works or goodness which was why God said "I will make all My goodness pass before you.”

God wanted Moses to know Him by His past doings and acts. God as He is, in all His mystery, we cannot know or comprehend.” In other words, if we want to know God then we must turn to the revelation of how God has worked in the past—primarily as these acts are recorded in His Word. Though God works differently in different eras, the way in which God acts reveals to us something of His character.

The Lord was telling Moses that it was through the revelation of His works that He would give him more insight into His nature. And yet note that this was not simply a matter of giving Moses a “video record” of what God had done. Rather God would make His works known through the revelation of His name as He declared in exodus 34:5-7.

5 Then the Lord came down in the cloud and stood there with him and proclaimed his name, the Lord. 6 And he passed in front of Moses, proclaiming, “The Lord, the Lord, the compassionate and gracious God, slow to anger, abounding in love and faithfulness, 7 maintaining love to thousands, and forgiving wickedness, rebellion and sin. Yet he does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation.”
Jehovah the punisher cheesy grin

That request by Moses and Gods response was loaded with so much info for moses especially when God said in verse 19 of chapter 33 that He would be gracious on whom he would be gracious and compassion on who he would have compassion. Note the phrase, “I will be gracious to whom I will be gracious, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.” In the context, it is clear that this has reference to God’s self-disclosure. In other words, God was saying, “Moses, this is what I am like: I manifest my grace and mercy as I deal with my creation. But I exercise it according to my volition.” So Moses you cannot know me the way you requested but you can know me through my works.

God has no back parts.
But god specifically says in Exodus 33:23 “Then I will take My hand away and you shall see My back , but My face shall not be seen.”

Care to elaborate?

Kingebukasblog, come and see o. Jehovah is pointing out it's body parts here
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 5:56pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
I just explained that na .
That is your own assumption


Define 'divine guessing '
You don't know but you are a Christian and whatever you say is right. To you
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 5:38pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Nope

There are many explanations of what Moses saw - It could be pre-incarnate Christ or a theophany . A theophany means that visible manifestation of God in human form or any other form . Just for us to understand .
Exodus 33:18

18Then Moses said, “I pray You, show me Your glory!” 19And He said, “I Myself will make all My goodness pass before you, and will proclaim the name of the LORD before you; and I will be gracious to whom I will be gracious, and will show compassion on whom I will show compassion.” 20But He said, “You cannot see My face, for no man can see Me and live!” 21Then the LORD said, “Behold, there is a place by Me, and you shall stand there on the rock; 22and it will come about, while My glory is passing by, that I will put you in the cleft of the rock and cover you with My hand until I have passed by. 23“Then I will take My hand away and you shall see My back , but My face shall not be seen.”
Obviously, god is promising Moses a sigh of it's back

And what the hell does this mean?

It could be pre-incarnate Christ or a theophany
Is this divine guessing? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 5:19pm On Dec 14, 2016
Deicide:
Lol that dude..
Na him way cheesy grin
Crime › Re: Young Man Whose Kidneys Were Stolen By A Doctor Needs Your Help by hahn(m): 5:17pm On Dec 14, 2016
Akshow:
I've posted the Facebook link where I got the story. The story is not getting enough media attention probably because the victim is poor and in the north. I trust southerners. And lalasticalala will never move this to front page.
I posted it on FB too

Well, maybe Seun will
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 5:15pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
God does not have a butt . undecided
But it has a backside? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Freeze Advises Oyedepo To Sell His Private Jet To Educate His Students For Free by hahn(m): 5:09pm On Dec 14, 2016
herzern:
Freeze can qo jump infront of a movinq train for all I care!

He is entitled to our tithes,How he chooses to spend it is never your fuçkinq business Freeze.
Spoken like a true slave smiley
Business › Re: How I Made N317, 000 In A Week With Affiliate Marketing. Diy by hahn(m): 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2016
importexpert:
more questions are always very welcome.
Clickbank still do not accept Nigerians. How can we register and receive payments from them?
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 5:02pm On Dec 14, 2016
dalaman:
This further supports my belief that Gods are man made. Men have to keep explaining and refining what ever concept of God it is they have imagined. Modern theologians are the ones setting these things up. The ancients had no problem saying that Jacod (Israel )wrestled with God or that Moses was shown the back.parts of God.
I wonder how moses felt looking at god's butt undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 5:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
grin grin .

Otem pontificates , I don't .
Omo mummy cheesy

And you don't undecided
Politics › Re: 3 Problems Buhari Cannot Solve if he's Elected by hahn(m): 4:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
najoke:
[s][/s]
TRASH.
OP,I was expecting you to dish out evidence that GEJ has reduced or eliminated all the problems you listed above
...............if after 6 yrs of GEJ reign and all the above still persist.......infact all the above turned from bad to terrible under his reign...........it is so visible that even you(a PDP member) had to open a thread on his failures.........it simply means............you are repeating all what we have been saying........GEJ is a mega FAILURE.

END OF STORY.
eminikansoso:
for your mind you think say you be James Bond but you know no say na Mr Ibu be like you be
sammyj:
Story story GEJ propagandist. Even if he Buhari does not solve this problems, Nigerians will be delighted that the clueless one, corruption and the crude SHEPOPOTEMUS grin grin will be sent back to OTUOKE market which is a big problem solved for Nigeria Democracy. Chikena !!!

SAI Buhari !!!
IbnSultaan:
GMB
Will address the core issues around power and will carry out massive generation utilizing available Res. From solar,Gas,coal,wind,hydro

GMB
Govt will systematically. Encourage n aid entrepreneurship. N also revival n setting up of new industries

GMB
Govt will not tolerate any form of financial fraud n abuse of public funds.
Individuals found guilty will be punish
ZICCKOde1st:
Op, I agree with you -that you have summed up Nigeria's problems. I however TOTALLY DISAGREE that Buhari cannot solve these issues. Funnily, u only need to solve two of these and others fall into place...Corruption and Power(electricity I mean). I do not have my stats here but I can say with confidence that a lot of SMEs have been grinded to a halt as a result of power issues. They've had to expend so much on alternative sources of power that this has affected their revenues, they've had to as a result downsize or right size(if u like) resulting in massive unemployment.

The truth is we do not expect government to provide all the jobs and solve all of our problems but let government give us light and see aw creative Nigerians can be. If ure a Christian and u believe in the story of creation, u'll agree the first thing the Almighty did was to speak to the firmament -let there be light- all developments came after then.

As to the issue of corruption, I personal think Jonathan is soft on it and I think this is because he has skeletons which can used against him, hence his soft disposition. 2011, I didn't vote for him because I felt he lacked the charisma to lead. We don't need to go into aw he allowed himself to be treated during the yaradua saga. A stern, disciplined hand coupled with a mentality that understands the rule of law is what Nigeria needs.
danot1030:
Don't worry on the cprruption thing as Buhari will make a difference, he will not treat corruption with hand glove, he will fight corruption rather than resulting to AIT documentary of a passive corrupt personality, Buhari will arrest, prosecute and punish, not propaganda.
mumumugu:
He can solve corruption
Ghana people said the same thing about Rawlings until he came in and cleared up the TOTAL mess.
Sweetguy25, you may be a kid and may not know history so well, so i urge you to go read and learn what greatest and astute leaders have done for their country against all odds. Nor be human being we be? abi those people wey dey steal our money na spirits?
kheart:
Word one qualify dis write up, TRASH coming from Gej apologist and pessimist who seems to be benefitting from growing n booming industry of corruption under gej regimes.
mrmetoo1:
Some people have chosen to accept failure as part of their life. They have chosen to believe that Nigeria will remain in this perpetual pathetic backwards state. Those people I described have decided to vote for GEJ.

Those of us who hope that this country can be better, deserves to be better are voting GMB. People that know that with good governance all those things that the OP listed as impossible are very possible. A wise man said let no one make you think governing Nigeria will is rocket science. We just need a government that's willing and appoints the right people for the job. We have the resources both financial and human resources, so why would anyone want to convince me Nigeria can't be better.
UrennaNkoli:
You are 100%














































WRONG.
There are 99 problems GEJ cannot presently solve in this country and Buhari is your saviour.....
Pls vote wisely.
Sai Buhari.
What do you guys have to say about Buhari's government now ?

@ Sweetguy25
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m): 4:48pm On Dec 14, 2016
hamzia:
You have mouth u can say what ever u like
But remember d same God u call incompetent watches over u everyday.. ...and thin. Dat happen.... .happen for a reason.. ..u don't have d right to question u creator.. .U don't
So who watches over the people who died in that accident?

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