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Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Getting More Funny by hahn(m): 4:47pm On Dec 14, 2016
dalaman:
To you God is inscrutable but to the authors of the biblical stories God is not. They imagined a differentGod from you.



Truly I like you and the way you express your self sometimes. I've learned a lot from you about somethings . I just fear that you are going astray and soon you'll become like MrPresident or one of those looney conspiracy theorist christians out there. You are more likely to mix science fiction with some blend of Christian beliefs as you go along formin your own absurd beliefs that is neither biblical or has the backing of science.
He will become like otem in a theistic way cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m): 4:40pm On Dec 14, 2016
hamzia:
So what are u trying to say
The obvious. God is incompetent and it is a waste of time to pray or hope for anything reasonable from it undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m): 4:07pm On Dec 14, 2016
UuzbaGuuzba:
Who was incompetent? Nigerians are quite ok with defending what is wrong. I bet you one or two persons could fortell that that building will collapse just by looking at it. But many would not listen to them. Nigeria has been in recession since the 80's ever since it changed from N1 to N4 to a Dollar. But we did not take notice or bother to correct our ways. We are too used to doing bad. We think it is normal.
Exactly. Man should be blamed for their mistakes

And we should also get credit when they get things right

But on another thread is a story of an actor that survived the accident albeit with a neck injury and Christians are there "thanking god" for his life and shouting just how powerful their god is despite all the people that actually died at the accident
Crime › Re: Young Man Whose Kidneys Were Stolen By A Doctor Needs Your Help by hahn(m): 2:50pm On Dec 14, 2016
However, the funds will not be sufficient to for him manage the 'new' kidney. He would need to take at least N30, 000 (Thirty Thousand Naira) drugs per week after the surgery to the end of his life in addition to requiring special diets. Our brother is poor. He lives in a remote village. He did not go to school. He cannot afford the drugs, the diet and else more.
Oboy na wa o

The doctor was probably hoping he would just die off and everything would just go well for him

Too bad
Crime › Re: Young Man Whose Kidneys Were Stolen By A Doctor Needs Your Help by hahn(m): 2:49pm On Dec 14, 2016
Akshow:
his name is on the original post
Yakubu Hassan Kwaji

Pics?
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m): 2:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
UuzbaGuuzba:
What do you want God to do? He has put natural laws in place. God will guide you if you listen to him. If you refuse to listen, he will not force you. At least, this generation is an educated one. We have the ability to foretell events based on calculations from similar events. Are you listening to God or just doing what you like?
What a beautiful defense of incompetence you put up there. Keep it up cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m):
UuzbaGuuzba:
Every nation has their challenges. Nigeria, though disorganised, challenges you to seek God closely. Christians are people who follow Christ and behave like Christ. Try to read the Gospels about Christ and imitate Him.
The same god that couldn't do anything while all those people died? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m): 2:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
b3llo:
May God grant him the fortitude to bear his loss. Losing a sister ain't easy.
The same god that stood idly by while she died? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by hahn(m): 2:03pm On Dec 14, 2016
hamzia:
Such beauty

R I P

May God give d family of d victim d heart to bear the lost AMEM



cry cry cry cry
The same god that sat idly back while they died? undecided
Crime › Re: Young Man Whose Kidneys Were Stolen By A Doctor Needs Your Help by hahn(m): 2:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
Akshow:
Yes. Allegedly, he is a villager who was sick and needed operation. So he was operated in the said hospital by the said doctor and sewn back. He started to swell after the operation which made his family go for another test where it was discovered he has no kidneys. He has been placed on drugs since then
You need to include details of the doctor like name and picture so people can help find the dunce angry
Crime › Re: Boy Found In A Moulded Block In Ondo, Rescued By Breaking The Walls (Photos) by hahn(m): 1:45pm On Dec 14, 2016
Pidgin2:
No one plays unclad as a teenager, if this doesn't make sense to you then maybe the entire organ where sense is supposed to be is missing in you
Wise woman. Why don't you pray to your god to give us the full gist since research and inquiry do not seem to mean anything to you?

We are expecting an explanation in detail
Christianity Etc › Re: DSTV Censors "God" and "Jesus" On All Their Stations? by hahn(m): 10:06pm On Dec 13, 2016
otemdomino:
This is needed at this time, because the scam in the name of god(Yahweh aka Satan,Allah, Yeshua ) is on a high side at the moment. The time for the ALMIGHTY GOD the father of these gods to be known has already come.


4evergod, Wilgrea7, Jacksonville, Gboyee4fun, Kingebukasblog, come and see the signs for the extinctions of the religions of scams brought upon us.

As USUAL I WILL PRAY MY REGULAR PRAYERS:

MAY RELIGION CONTINUE TO LOSE ITS POWER IN MY COUNTRY AND WORLDWIDE IN OTEM'S NAME I PRAY.

Lishius 16: 15- 16


Hardmirror, Hahn, Kingjahzmineking, Realmindz
Lol

Yenking tins cheesy grin
Travel › Re: Why Dont Commercial Airplanes Have Parachutes For Passengers? by hahn(m): 10:05pm On Dec 13, 2016
delishpot:
Your own dey your body grin grin grin . But you make some sense sha, shey big Ghana must go bag go work for me? grin grin grin
Sounds like it would work.

You can try it out in an experiment and then come and share the video here grin
Crime › Re: Boy Found In A Moulded Block In Ondo, Rescued By Breaking The Walls (Photos) by hahn(m): 10:04pm On Dec 13, 2016
Pidgin2:
No one plays unclad at such an age, he looks 14 despite being malnourished, quit trying to explain what you don't understand rather learn from people who know better
You have not come up with anything reasonable to say. Maybe you should go on dry fasting for two weeks to receive sense
Travel › Re: Why Dont Commercial Airplanes Have Parachutes For Passengers? by hahn(m): 4:26pm On Dec 13, 2016
Dare2Try:
I don laff tired, bro abeg join Alibaba show coz u are a talented comedian
Still working on my skills cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Abacha Tried To Kill Me – Pastor Adeboye by hahn(m): 3:26pm On Dec 13, 2016
HungerBAD:
Nairalander Hahn,

Mark my words,this same mouth you are using to insult God,is the same mouth you will use to praise him.
undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How Abacha Tried To Kill Me – Pastor Adeboye by hahn(m): 2:59pm On Dec 13, 2016
HungerBAD:
Interesting.

So I have heard this story repeated time and time again,especially by Redeem members,who claim that it was that plan against Adeboye by Abacha that made God remove him from this World.

I like Adeboye. Just this last Sunday,while working a 48 hours shift in the next City,I even took an hour off to attend the Redeem Church.

But I have a serious problem with his narrative on this Abacha thing. How did he know Abacha's herbalist called his name?how did he know Abacha was about to send a killer squad for him?how did he know (as claimed by his church members)that Abacha was killed by God because of him?because as they claimed,Abacha wanted to touch God's "Annointed"

Pastor Adeboye,and his Co-Travelers should stick to facts,and should stop encouraging these fallacies,as people die of Natural causes,and that includes Abacha.

Why would the God I Worship want to kill anyone? the God I worship is a merciful God and does not go around killing people.

The God I Worship makes evil people,have a change of heart. As an MFM member,I do not join them shouting die die die when they pray. I do not want anybody to die,as I see no reason I will go to Church to pray for somebody's death.

It is a place of Worship,and not a shrine.
Not only does Jehovah/Yahweh enjoy genocide as a trip, it also wants you to join in on the fun

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers
A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents
1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)
2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery
If a man commits adultery with another man's wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication
A priest's daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions
Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill False Prophets
If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. "The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him." (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night
But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

Kill Followers of Other Religions.
1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Death for Blasphemy
One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men. During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD's name. So the man was brought to Moses for judgment. His mother's name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan. They put the man in custody until the LORD's will in the matter should become clear. Then the LORD said to Moses, "Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD's name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

Kill False Prophets
1) Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles, and the predicted signs or miracles take place. If the prophets then say, 'Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,' do not listen to them. The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul. Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone. Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him. The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt. Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you. (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT)

2) But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.' You may wonder, 'How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?' If the prophet predicts something in the LORD's name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)

Infidels and Gays Should Die
So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other's bodies. Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies. So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever. Amen. That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved. When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving. They are fully aware of God's death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway. And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too. (Romans 1:24-32 NLT)

Kill Anyone who Approaches the Tabernacle
For the LORD had said to Moses, 'Exempt the tribe of Levi from the census; do not include them when you count the rest of the Israelites. You must put the Levites in charge of the Tabernacle of the Covenant, along with its furnishings and equipment. They must carry the Tabernacle and its equipment as you travel, and they must care for it and camp around it. Whenever the Tabernacle is moved, the Levites will take it down and set it up again. Anyone else who goes too near the Tabernacle will be executed.' (Numbers 1:48-51 NLT)

Kill People for Working on the Sabbath
The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: 'Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.' (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)


2) God's Murders for Stupid Reasons:

Kill Brats
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!" The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces. (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB)

God Kills the Curious
And he smote of the men of Beth-shemesh, because they had looked into the ark of Jehovah, he smote of the people seventy men, `and' fifty thousand men; and the people mourned, because Jehovah had smitten the people with a great slaughter. And the men of Beth-shemesh said, Who is able to stand before Jehovah, this holy God? and to whom shall he go up from us? (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)

Killed by a Lion
Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him. (1 Kings 20:35-36 NLT)

Killing the Good Samaritan
The ark of God was placed on a new cart and taken away from the house of Abinadab on the hill. Uzzah and Ahio, sons of Abinadab guided the cart, with Ahio walking before it, while David and all the Israelites made merry before the Lord with all their strength, with singing and with citharas, harps, tambourines, sistrums, and cymbals.
When they came to the threshing floor of Nodan, Uzzah reached out his hand to the ark of God to steady it, for the oxen were making it tip. But the Lord was angry with Uzzah; God struck him on that spot, and he died there before God. (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB)


3) Murdering Children

Kill Sons of Sinners
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)

God Will Kill Children
The glory of Israel will fly away like a bird, for your children will die at birth or perish in the womb or never even be conceived. Even if your children do survive to grow up, I will take them from you. It will be a terrible day when I turn away and leave you alone. I have watched Israel become as beautiful and pleasant as Tyre. But now Israel will bring out her children to be slaughtered." O LORD, what should I request for your people? I will ask for wombs that don't give birth and breasts that give no milk. The LORD says, "All their wickedness began at Gilgal; there I began to hate them. I will drive them from my land because of their evil actions. I will love them no more because all their leaders are rebels. The people of Israel are stricken. Their roots are dried up; they will bear no more fruit. And if they give birth, I will slaughter their beloved children." (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT)

Source: http://www.evilbible.com/Murder.htm
Travel › Re: Why Dont Commercial Airplanes Have Parachutes For Passengers? by hahn(m): 1:30pm On Dec 13, 2016
sleepyeyez:
The person wey do u dis tin eh, e no go better for am.
Same to you smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Demystifying Evolution! Exposing It And Its Fraud! by hahn(m): 10:20am On Dec 13, 2016
Anas09:
4everGod, what did you do? All these atheists are denying Science all of sudden.
Your comment betrays the level of your understanding
Science/Technology › Re: How Efficient Are Solar Electricity Power Systems? by hahn(m): 10:11am On Dec 13, 2016
Adminisher:
It is cheaper than running your generator.
I think I should have included "to acquire"
Christianity Etc › Re: Incest And Cousin Marriages In The Bible by hahn(m): 11:52pm On Dec 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
Because old things have passed away and we have become new.

For example,the old testament says an eye for an eye,and God reversed that one.

It also taught us that getting married to more than one wife is okay,and so God reversed it too.

A lot of things there God frowns on,and that is the bible was changed.
This your god sounds confused undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Incest And Cousin Marriages In The Bible by hahn(m): 11:51pm On Dec 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
These guys here know their onion.

And I am getting confused here.

I am keenly following this posts,as I am learning and reading new things now here.

Modified.

Hahn has showed up in this thread. For an Atheist that don't believe in God,you sure move silently like a spirit.

When will you start my Church MFM ? Hahn,trust me there is a living God there.
Boss, I cannot start spending all my money on panadol na and the god there is deaf from hearing all those loud prayers all these years.

Too bad the congregation is yet to figure it out. Don't they ever stop to ask themselves why they have to repeat themselves over and over and still not getting any solution to their problem? That is why they will come back next year with the same prayer points

Jehovah is deaf tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Incest And Cousin Marriages In The Bible by hahn(m): 11:47pm On Dec 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
Nobody reads the old testament any more.
Too bad because Jehovah/Yahweh/Holy spirit/Jesus is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow

Once a fvck up always a fvck up

The Jewish god is truly remarkably boring, psychopathic, saddistic, genocidal and barbaric. It portrays a time when man was extremely arrogantly ignorant. It is a really bad representation of what a "God", if it exists, should be
Christianity Etc › Re: Incest And Cousin Marriages In The Bible by hahn(m): 11:39pm On Dec 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
I am a Christian.

And aside lot and his daughters,the rest are news to me.

Wow.

This was in the old testament anyway.
This is exactly why as an atheist I always advice Christians to read the bible because if you did you would have noticed it is full of childish nonsense and save me the energy of having to point it out to you

undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Demystifying Evolution! Exposing It And Its Fraud! by hahn(m): 11:36pm On Dec 12, 2016
Science/Technology › Re: How Efficient Are Solar Electricity Power Systems? by hahn(m): 11:34pm On Dec 12, 2016
henryobinna:
though I don't use it now but I believe it's worth it.
Same here

Na owu make me dey yarn like that cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: How Efficient Are Solar Electricity Power Systems? by hahn(m): 11:32pm On Dec 12, 2016
june20:
It maybe expensive, but it's worth the cost at the long run especially in Nigeria, considering the cost of fuel now. I use and inverter at home and with the little light plan bring, it gets charged and am happy at the long run I was not happy with the cost too at the long run, but now it worth the cost, unless the light spoilt or phone didn't bring light, I hardly on my gen, I can remember a gen that works everyday before now works maybe once or two like in four months.
COol

I am actually saving to get a solar gen too

Na money
Science/Technology › Re: How Efficient Are Solar Electricity Power Systems? by hahn(m): 11:31pm On Dec 12, 2016
adanny01:
Yeah, but when you finally buy a system, the relief is awesome.
True that
Christianity Etc › Re: Demystifying Evolution! Exposing It And Its Fraud! by hahn(m): 11:31pm On Dec 12, 2016
Anas09:
benzics
AyeHateGod
HopefulLandlord.
Why can't you boys try doing what 4kings is doing here?

benzics, from the beginning of this thread, you have never touched one single point in the Op. What is so difficult in the Op?

Where is hahn?
I don't know if you have noticed but I am not a scientist. I am a business man and evolution o jawo tongue
Science/Technology › Re: How Efficient Are Solar Electricity Power Systems? by hahn(m): 11:30pm On Dec 12, 2016
adexmuhyi:
my friend though it might actually look expensive but when compared to the amount of fuel used up by generators and the money spent in its maintenance in a year then you will know that it is really worth worth it. I deal with inverter and solar and I can tell you that they are really very efficient
I agree. I am planning on getting a solar gen soon though

Na money
Science/Technology › Re: Baby Cow With 2 Heads Found In The North (Photos) by hahn(m): 8:02pm On Dec 12, 2016
jeeqaa7:
Wen u go dey smoke cheap okoko kpoli.. My broda na ipodo SK u go dey smoke be DAT..make mistake reduce
I will try my best

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