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Crime › Re: Man Stoned And Butchered By Cultists At Ogunshe Estate, Lagos - Graphic Photos by hahn(m): 2:31pm On Oct 08, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:

PEOPLE FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT NIGERIA IS NOT THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD...
WE JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A DULLARD S IN CHARGE. undecided
Fixed smiley
Pets › Re: I have changed my mind about selling my dog!!! by hahn(m): 2:28pm On Oct 08, 2016
calliope:
I am not a fan chicken. Buh eating a dog meat?! the thought only want to make me puke tongue

Dogs are pet lovely one are that and quite beneficial to human psychic tongue

Try fish to dog meat and thank me later grin
Dogs Fish are pet lovely one are that and quite beneficial to human psychic undecided

I dey chop anything sha wink
Politics › Re: Who Do You Stand With by hahn(m): 2:27pm On Oct 08, 2016
None of the above undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Are Bible Characters Real Or Fictitious? by hahn(m): 2:26pm On Oct 08, 2016
They are all fictitious. Especially Jehovah

No need to argue, here is the list:

Adam
Eve
Abraham
Moses
Joshua
David
Goliath
Daniel
Jesus
Peter
Paul

Just provide proof, other than the bible, that they ever existed.

undecided
Politics › Re: Edo Poll: "God Told Me To Pursue & Recover My Stolen Mandate" - Osagie Ize Iyamu by hahn(m): 2:24pm On Oct 08, 2016
God is always lying.

That is how it also lied to Chris Okotie and several other politicians that they would win and they eventually lost undecided
Crime › Re: Man Stoned And Butchered By Cultists At Ogunshe Estate, Lagos - Graphic Photos by hahn(m): 2:22pm On Oct 08, 2016
amzee:
I need to find a way and escape from this Zoo called Nigeria.
Human live is no longer regarded as anything.
Nawa ooo
You would have to relocate completely from earth because murders happen everywhere

undecided
Business › Re: HOW TO ACTIVATE MTN 4G ON YOUR PHONE (MUST READ) by hahn(m): 2:21pm On Oct 08, 2016
MTN = Manage The Network grin
TV/Movies › Re: Cartoon Freaks - Here Are The Celebrities Behind Your Favourite Cartoons by hahn(m): 2:20pm On Oct 08, 2016
Nigerian cartoons nko? undecided
Celebrities › Re: This Girl Posted This On Facebook And Got These Reply (photos) by hahn(m): 2:18pm On Oct 08, 2016
What's with celebs and hoes? undecided
Pets › Re: I have changed my mind about selling my dog!!! by hahn(m): 2:12pm On Oct 08, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:
I WON'T LET YOU DO THAT.. cheesy
Don't be greedy. There is enough to go round tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-atheist From Reddit Finds God, Attests To Hatred Towards God And Christians. by hahn(m): 2:09pm On Oct 08, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:

NOT EVEN PHOTOSHOP CAN FIX THIS..
And I never high o tongue
Pets › Re: I have changed my mind about selling my dog!!! by hahn(m): 2:08pm On Oct 08, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:

YOU THINK CHICKENS ARE NOT LOVELY?
RABBITS, FISHES, SNAKES, CATTLE, PORK, PRAWN.. AREN'T THEY ALL LOVELY??


AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THEY DESERVE TO BE EATEN. cheesy
And washed down with a cold bottle of your favorite drink

calliope:
Dogs are lovely creatures they don't deserve to be eaten sad
Apparently you have never eaten dog meat. Just one bite and you will hate chicken grin
Pets › Re: I have changed my mind about selling my dog!!! by hahn(m): 2:05pm On Oct 08, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:
I WILL. cool
I just looked at the picture o (I only followed you from "following"wink and that is a confirm ajekpako dog. There is nothing foreign about it. undecided

I will definitely eat this one too.

Op, give that dog out for free so I can come and pick it up. My wife will cook it just nice and we will share the meat to our neighbours

wink cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby by hahn(op): 2:03pm On Oct 08, 2016
JSoE:
grin grin
Everyday, new stand up comedies from christains.
Lets see who's going to say her claim is false since it is very possible for rapist jesus to knock up little girls without their consent.
Uncle Buharimustdie20 come and see, another saviour is coming to die for you.
I think the bible is about to be updated with the fresh testament cheesy grin
Pets › Re: I have changed my mind about selling my dog!!! by hahn(m): 2:01pm On Oct 08, 2016
K9blunt:
She is a full German adult female dog
For real? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby by hahn(op): 1:58pm On Oct 08, 2016
thorpido:
^^^ Halucinating like the teenager. cheesy
Lol cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Bizarre Scratch Marks On The Body by hahn(m): 1:52pm On Oct 08, 2016
Jumaii:
My LO is of the female sex. Yeah, I've stopped trying to look for an explanation too. Thanks for the piece, I appreciate.
And no, she's not in pains.
My bad. Sorry for the mix up.

Good to know she is ok smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby by hahn(op): 1:47pm On Oct 08, 2016
thorpido:
Teenagers are getting into drugs too early.This one is hallucinating.
Like Mary? She was also a teenager when she got impregnated by the "holy spirit" who just happens to be her grand dad and son undecided
Christianity Etc › Pregnant Teenager Says Jesus Is The Father Of Her Baby by hahn(op): 1:34pm On Oct 08, 2016
https://surestakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jesus-baby-mama.jpg

https://surestakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/jesus-baby-mama-1.jpg

Latifah Smith-Nabengana, a pregnant 15-year-old teenager from Ohio has claimed that Jesus Christ is the father of her unborn baby.

According to her, an angel, during an encounter in July 2015, ‘divinely impregnated’ her while explaining that she she had been chosen to bear a child for Jesus Christ.

World News Daily Report quoted her to have said: “He told me that he was a Nephilim, like those described in the Bible.

“He told that he had a message from Jesus, He said that I was going to be pregnant, and that I would give birth to a son, Jesus’ son.”

According to the Bible in Genesis 6:4, “The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.”

Everyone in her family has since shown support for her since she announced it to them.

Dr William Franklin Murphy, who has been monitoring the teenager’s pregnancy, informed that he is aware of her version, but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims.

The gynecologist said: “For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal. Her claims of ‘Virgin pregnancy’ are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.”

The doctor, being aware of some laws concerning medical secrets, refused to discuss any detail concerning the young woman’s pregnancy.

The young lady has further stated that she wants a paternity test as soon as her son is born, just to show that she was not hallucinating with her claims.

Source: http://tmzworldnews.com/pregnant-teenager-says-jesus-is-the-father-of-her-baby/
tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-atheist From Reddit Finds God, Attests To Hatred Towards God And Christians. by hahn(m):
Bravo! Jesus is real!

Did he upload pictures of Jesus hugging him or something? cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Bizarre Scratch Marks On The Body by hahn(m): 12:45pm On Oct 08, 2016
Jumaii:
Can anyone please explain this?

https://www.nairaland.com/3252976/please-spiritual-health-condition....strange-marks#47942600

My child woke up this morning with the same kind of marks all over the back where her hand could not have possibly reached. Please i need answers as this is really driving me nuts. This is the third time it is happening . In my quest for an answer, i found the link i posted above.
I have been skipping this thread for a while now and thought I should mention that I used to have this a lot when I was still in boarding school. Secondary school and funny enough, I saw something similar some days back on my shoulder.

Normally, for me, it goes off after a while.

I would advice you make sure his bed is properly dusted.

Unfortunately, I still have not been able to explain it.

Unlike you though, I do not believe in witches and all that. You can try to do more research on Google though.

Is he feeling any pains?
Christianity Etc › Re: Intricacies Of Breast Feeding by hahn(m): 12:35pm On Oct 08, 2016
Muslims! cheesy grin

Can this religion get any more ridiculous? undecided tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Hurricane Mathew: The Hit From The Caribbean, To The United States In Photos. by hahn(m): 6:22pm On Oct 07, 2016
Vince77:
Been watching CNN since yesterday. Their repoters are on ground to capture everything.
Cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Jesus Sent To The Entire World? by hahn(m): 5:49pm On Oct 07, 2016
4everGod1:
Even Ifenes "The spiritual" understood my comment...How come you didnt?
So, you can't move mountains literally. Good to know
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hahn(m): 5:46pm On Oct 07, 2016
4everGod1:
Even your friend hopefullandlord would be facepalming himself on your behalf right now
Guy.

Even Jesus couldn't move mountains
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Jesus Sent To The Entire World? by hahn(m): 5:43pm On Oct 07, 2016
4everGod1:
Sigh! Why do you guys always make painfully kiddy statements. First you respond to a post you did not even read in order to understand and then you make this statement? smh
But you just claimed you can move mountains and step on serpents na
Nairaland General › Re: Hurricane Mathew: The Hit From The Caribbean, To The United States In Photos. by hahn(m): 5:40pm On Oct 07, 2016
Explorers:
From CNN.
how did they get the camera there?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Do I Gain From The Christian Heaven? by hahn(m): 5:38pm On Oct 07, 2016
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Jesus Sent To The Entire World? by hahn(m): 5:37pm On Oct 07, 2016
4everGod1:
Actually I do... Check my posts and do a bsckground research on those who God has used me to reveal Himself to...I give you permission!

I Do thread on serpents and move mountains but I am sure you are of the assumption that its strictly a comment made by Jesus about actual mountains and serpents. ...
Let us take a trip to Olumo rock. In fact let's meet and you can move a piece of stone on camera
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Cradles A Baby He Met While Flying Economy Class (Photos) by hahn(m): 5:30pm On Oct 07, 2016
Poor baby. I hope the baby is not infected with lies and failed promises

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