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Christianity Etc › Re: Luxor Temple Sayings by hahn(m): 8:45pm On Sep 30, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Were Hahn , sonofluc1fer and plaetton's comments on Luxorhuh Why did you single me out ?


Someone even mentioned weed and cleaning his ass and they are not being criticized . Wow !

Continue bro . I have nothing against you cool
tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by hahn(m): 8:45pm On Sep 30, 2016
BodyKiss:
How I wish you guys should stop giving that overgrown baby the attention he so much craves for. He's one of the most deluded people on here. Responding to any of his post, to me is just a big waste of precious time.
Aloo this yab only for kingebukasblog? cheesy grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Beejay Accepts Promise10's Challenge On Blood Money by hahn(m): 8:43pm On Sep 30, 2016
Muafrika2:
Not our promise10! They can use one of the atheists grin
Kikikiki grin
Romance › Re: 5 Qualities To Look Out For When Looking For A Long-term Relationship by hahn(m): 8:42pm On Sep 30, 2016
importexpert:
i can see that you are after everything good, i pray that you will not land in good trouble grin
Don't bother. Prayers don't work tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Logical Explanation For Spirit Husband Or Wife by hahn(op): 7:20pm On Sep 30, 2016
Seun, let us enlighten our people na. Shuo undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Beejay Accepts Promise10's Challenge On Blood Money by hahn(m): 7:18pm On Sep 30, 2016
Muafrika2:
Alright. Just don't use any people in the process.

But is the contention here about whether people make sacrifices thinking it will give them money or that it works? I believe the second part is what we really need to see.

Lastly, don't change your minds and disappoint us these threads always do.
@ bolded, I thought they agreed to use promise10 undecided grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Beejay Accepts Promise10's Challenge On Blood Money by hahn(m): 7:17pm On Sep 30, 2016
Smallville10:
And what if it works? Then just know u are doomed!!!
And if it doesn't? undecided
Education › Re: Have You Seen These Collection Fascinating Images? by hahn(m): 7:13pm On Sep 30, 2016
blessedvisky:
No thanks.... I'll pass undecided
No love lost smiley
Romance › Re: 5 Qualities To Look Out For When Looking For A Long-term Relationship by hahn(m): 7:07pm On Sep 30, 2016
importexpert:
guy you are claiming you know how to cook, cook something lets give lalasticlala to judge its taste tongue. you and food are more of twins grin
I can invite you to my house o. For real.

Good food, good weed, good sex, good money($1m and above) are my thing grin
Education › Re: Have You Seen These Collection Fascinating Images? by hahn(m): 7:03pm On Sep 30, 2016
blessedvisky:
Seems atheism is all you exist for
You need to get to know me better then cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: The Wrong Way To Be An Atheist by hahn(m): 7:03pm On Sep 30, 2016
Ontarget:
When I mention "God" I am refering to the intelligent force behind the intelligent design of creation. I don't really know what you believe is the force behind creation. So if I may ask, since you believe there is no intelligent force behind creation, what you think is responsible for the intelligent designs and complexity of things in existence?
[size=20pt]I DON'T KNOW[/size]

And I am not about to start making hasty assumptions. You should try it

undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Logical Explanation For Spirit Husband Or Wife by hahn(op): 5:28pm On Sep 30, 2016
Pastorpreneurs will not like this thread. If there is a logical explanation for "spirit husband and spirit wife" what will be the new method of exploiting their gullible members of 10% of their monthly salaries and weekly offerings?

tongue
Education › Re: Have You Seen These Collection Fascinating Images? by hahn(m): 5:23pm On Sep 30, 2016
Explorers:
Indians who are considered uncontacted by anthropologists react to a plane flying over their community in the Amazon basin near the Xinaneriver in Brazil’s Acre State, near the border with Peru.
Apparently, Adam and Eve's consumption of the fruit in the garden of Eden had no effect on these guys undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Luxor Temple Sayings by hahn(m): 5:07pm On Sep 30, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
Please, Im trying to wipe sh1t off my a55, not rub more on it.
Hahaha. olodo cheesy grin
Christianity Etc › Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by hahn(m): 5:03pm On Sep 30, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
So atheists are now opening accounts and posting trash just to make Christians look bad grin . The OP is clearly an atheist who wants to portray Christianity in a bad way . This is how distastefully desperate they are ! cheesy

Pathetic

Hahn , tufiakwa !

See how desperate you guys are !
There is only one cure for this your problem.

Go to google, type *bosta* and go to images.

Thank me later

smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by hahn(m): 5:01pm On Sep 30, 2016
macjireh:
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nice question!!! d first one died of internal bleeding in 2009 after a car hit him where task force men on d high way pulled him over. also he died at age 39 no wife no child, he was d only graduate among 5 children his mother had, he had a very promising future.
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d second died at age 56 no wife no child, he had a mental case which he was treating, he could not achieve anything in life due to spiritual problems he suffered from his mother..
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my dad is d first child of his mother with 4kids, a boy and 3girls.
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d 2nd born died empty and wasted at 56yrs last week Monday
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d 3rd is a lady not married but thankfully has 2girls
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d 4th is married for 13yrs no kids, managing life small small.
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d 5th was d one with a very promising future DAT died 2009 no wife no kid.
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so tell me people wats happening?
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They died! Death happens to everyone. Do you mean to say that your granny is responsible for the deaths of people who died before you were born?

Just accept their deaths and move on. No need to blame the poor woman undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by hahn(m): 5:00pm On Sep 30, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
So atheists are now opening accounts and posting trash just to make Christians look bad grin . The OP is clearly an atheist who wants to portray Christianity in a bad way . This is how distastefully desperate they are ! cheesy

Pathetic

Hahn , tufiakwa !

See how desperate you guys are !
Whoever did this to you is evil grin

Christianity Etc › Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by hahn(m): 4:57pm On Sep 30, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
So atheists are now opening accounts and posting trash just to make Christians look bad grin . The OP is clearly an atheist who wants to portray Christianity in a bad way . This is how distastefully desperate they are ! cheesy

Pathetic

Hahn , tufiakwa !

See how desperate you guys are !
Pathetic.

You are so adept at not tackling issues head on.

I can guarantee you that in a lot of churches the prayer point will be based around "witches in the village".

Use your brain bro. It is not there for decoration.

I am still waiting for your response on the other thread. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Luxor Temple Sayings by hahn(m): 4:40pm On Sep 30, 2016
There is nothing original about the bible.

Jesus never existed.

Israelis were never slaves under Egypt.

King David and Solomon never existed either.

All other stories were stolen.

The bible is only good for smoking weed and wiping your buttocks after defecating

undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Ways To Live A More Spiritual Life by hahn(m): 4:36pm On Sep 30, 2016
It is spiritual grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Logical Explanation For Spirit Husband Or Wife by hahn(op): 4:36pm On Sep 30, 2016
stephenmorris:
cc:lalasticlala,seun
Keyword: snakes wink
Christianity Etc › Re: My Grand Mother Is A Strong Witch, How Can I Kill Her by hahn(m):
macjireh:
I met with a prophet that told me a witch from my village is responsible for my misfortune that she is a close relative. My uncle died in 2009 and was buried, another one was buried last WK Friday and they say d next is my dad ds December, I think my grand mom is responsible and must be dealt with.... Why are her children dying like this and she pretends as though nothing is happening.... ds woman is very wicked...she must die
Wow! See how low religion has brought us in Africa.

Winner01, kingebukasblog, promise10, malvisguy22 is this the kind of mentality you guys support? Pathetic.

Bro, use your brain and do not let a prophet (who is obviously exploiting you as I am sure you paid him money for this vision ) exploit your ignorance and understand that people die. It is perfectly natural!

Placing blame on your problems will not solve it. Remember you will also one day become old. How will you feel if people start accusing you to be a witch.

I'd advice you submit yourself to a mental institution as you are obviously not normal.

Oh, and your entire education is a total waste.

Christians and ancient archaic savage beliefs are like

Christianity Etc › Re: The Wrong Way To Be An Atheist by hahn(m): 4:23pm On Sep 30, 2016
Ontarget:
If you want to figure out about the existence of God just drop the Bible and take a deep look into the structure of creation.
Done grin

Well, nature is indeed a mystery. However, the more we study, the more we understand it. Look at it this way, if I was to say that due to the structure of the earth that aliens are responsible, would you agree? Seems you are leaning towards deism.

The Bible is never an evidence that God exists.
winner01, kingebukasblog, promise10, naijadeyhia(where have you been?), malvisguy22 etc can you believe the nerve of this guy? tongue

The Bible only used God to create stories.
I agree. The bible is only good for smoking weed and as toilet tissue.

The fact that the stories are fictional doesn't mean the concept of God is not true.
There are over 4,000 version of "God". Which one are you talking about?

Saying that God is inexistent because the Bible is fictional is like saying Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't exist because he featured in a fictional movie.
We have seen Arnold. No one has seen "God".

If you are an atheist because the Bible is fictional then that is the wrong way to be an atheist.
I am an atheist because there is no evidence for any of the gods. If "God" knocks on my door and says hi I will believe. Promise grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Beejay Accepts Promise10's Challenge On Blood Money by hahn(m): 4:16pm On Sep 30, 2016
grin

Promise10 and ignorant rants

Christianity Etc › Re: Beejay Accepts Promise10's Challenge On Blood Money by hahn(m): 4:13pm On Sep 30, 2016
tosan200:
If a supposed educated person who has passed through the four corners of a school can believe blood money is real, then it is rather appaling and a great disservice to that person and this country educational system at large.
Seriously!! How does it work? This people don't even understand the working of an economy. If illiterates believe in this such, its still pardonabel but for 'supposedly' educated people believing in this rubbish just shows we have many who went to school but are more or less uneducated- No wonder Nigeria is such a shitty country with many of its population head filled with jargons and rubbish; devoting their time to mostly unproductive activities like blood money.
Guy, you dey vex. It is official! grin
Education › Re: You Think You Know Maths ? Try This. by hahn(m): 1:52pm On Sep 30, 2016
finalboss:
during our time ... i use to be first in class
In real life nko?
Christianity Etc › Re: Logical Explanation For Spirit Husband Or Wife by hahn(op): 1:50pm On Sep 30, 2016
Introvert, kai! angry
Christianity Etc › Logical Explanation For Spirit Husband Or Wife by hahn(op): 1:35pm On Sep 30, 2016
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*SEXSOMNIA*

*"Possession By A Spirit Spouse"* By *Chibuike Joseph Chukwudum*

*SCENARIO 1*

He was sleeping, and deep throaty moans infiltrated into his ears, thence finding its way into his brain, exciting his nucleus acumbens-- the pleasure centre of the brain.

It must be a dream, he thought. But two things made him think better of it. Firstly, something kept hitting his buttocks, a leg or something, and the bed was quaking violently. Secondly, the hard-on threatening to tear his boxers was sure as real as day and night.

Then he opened his eyes and turned to see his wife in some frenzy of ethereal proportion with guttural sounds coming form her mouth.

She was gyrating and thrusting her hips forwards rhythmically, like someone was on top of her ministering to her nether regions. Her eyes were rolled back into her head, while the hands were clutching on the bed sheet.

Totally unaware of him staring at her mouth agape with his jaws on the floor, she raised her nightie and her hands disappeared beneath them, away from his field of vision. A few thrusts and she squirmed and went limp. She was snoring before she even hit the bed.

All the while it felt as if there was a presence there with them in the room. He could feel ominous chills in his bone. . In the morning when she woke up, she had no memory of any of it. Absolutely none! She was more confused than he was, and genuinely so, and he had every reason to believe her.

He was never a believer of all that "spiritual husband" BS. But this, this he can't explain. . .

*SCENARIO 2*

Her younger sister had come crying the other day that her husband had come into her room in the dead of the night and molested her.

She didn't know what had come over Uncle, she had said-- couldn't explain it; as he seemed so not himself, as if he was in a trance, possessed by some demon. His eyes were glassy, staring vacantly into hers while he forcefully pinned her down and penetrated her.

It was heartbreaking for her to know that not only did her husband cheat on her, but he did so with her 18 year old younger sister, and without her consent. Ergo, he raped her!

That night, when her husband got out of bed unannounced, she quietly followed him. She figured it would be better to catch him in the act, so that his cheating ass won't deny it.

He was headed towards her sister's room quite alright, and she had her phone camera on. Halfway, she collided with something and the clanging sound was so loud it could have woken up a drunken giant.

Busted, she thought. But to her greatest surprise, her husband took no notice. Even though he was just few feet away! Apparently he was more interested in the sexscapade awaiting him in her sister's room.

Few seconds later, he entered the girl's room and violently tore off her nightie. Neither the girl's pleas nor the wife's shouts and attempts to pull him away from her, could stop him. It was as if he was possessed: eyes staring vacantly into space, chest heaving.

One would have thought that the presence of the wife would have shamed him into silence, awakening a deep sense of guilt and remorse. But it didn't. It was as if he wasn't even aware of her presence. And suddenly the wife realized her husband wasn't himself, and sat quietly at a corner sobbing while she watched the man she loved grunting on top of her younger sister.

When he had had his way [don't ask me why the wife didn't break his head in the process], he walked as if in a trance back to his room. In no time, he was snoring again. .

The following morning, he had no memory of any of it. And when they showed him the video, he was so shocked and ashamed of himself, he wept uncontrollably. . .

*DISCUSSION*

The religious, and the superstitious, would be quick to attribute the incidents described in the above two scenarios to a spiritual influence. While the first scenario may be labelled the act of a spiritual spouse [whatever that means], the last scenario would most likely be labelled demonic possession, or rape by the educated and non superstitious.

However, fact is that in both cases the "unfortunate victims" are suffering from a sleep disorder called SEXSOMNIA, and are absolutely NOT RESPONSIBLE for their actions; legally, morally and otherwise.

Sexsomnia is a type of PARASOMNIA, just like sleepwalking, confusional arousal, night terrors, etc.

Parasomnias are undesirable physical events [such as abnormal movements and behaviors] or experiences [like emotions, perceptions and dreams] that occur in various stages of sleep.

The behaviours may appear well thought out, purposeful and carefully planned, following a coordinated pattern as may be seen in somnambulism [sleepwalking]; on the other hand it may manifest as a group of disjointed purposeless movements and behaviours.

Whichever is the case, the sufferers usually are unaware of themselves and their environment during the process; are not easily roused [as they are actually in DEEP SLEEP]; and would not have any memory of the incident afterwards. They are more like AUTOMATIONS controlled by parts of the brain that function remote from consciousness.

In SEXSOMNIAS, parasomnia manifests as indulgence in sexual activities during sleep. It may be in the form of hip thrusting, moaning as if having an orgasm, masturbation, and in extreme cases it may manifest as sexual assault and rape proper.

Whichever is the case, it is important to note that the sufferer is not responsible for his/her actions. It isn't premeditated, and how it manifests doesn't necessarily depend on the person's real life fantasies and mental preoccupation prior to sleep.

Once proven beyond ALL REASONABLE DOUBTS by the relevant specialists [for example a certain brain wave on EEG and Polysomnographs during both Non Rapid Eye Moment (NREM) and REM sleep is indicative of various types of parasomnias; and also there exists diagnostic criteria used by Psychologists and Sleep specialists] , the sufferer would be absolved of all charges, and would instead be sent for treatment.

And it is *NOT SPIRITUAL*, people! If it were, it wouldn't be treatable with drugs.

And oh, by "drugs" I didn't mean "otumokpo", I meant pharmaceutical drugs like the Benzodiazepines [eg Clonazepam].

Now you know. . .

*DISCLAIMER*

This does not in any way suggest that any man,or woman, caught in the dead of the night attempting to molest someone sexually, who subsequently pretends, or rather APPEARS unawares of his/her environment is genuinely a sexsomniac.

Every case of molestation, no matter how flimsy, MUST be thoroughly investigated without kid gloves. For starters, you can give the person a RESOUNDING, "DIRTY" slap and see what happens. You can apologize later. [You didn't hear this from me though ].

And please do well to hand over the person to the law, his attorney is welcomed to argue and prove "sexsomnia."
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Poses With Her N2.5m Bag In New Photos by hahn(m): 1:32pm On Sep 30, 2016
gudbadgyal:
Wow. This news is very informative.
I swear. It will change the world smiley
Romance › Re: 5 Qualities To Look Out For When Looking For A Long-term Relationship by hahn(m): 1:31pm On Sep 30, 2016
Double post!

6. Cooking: Both the husband and wife must know how to cook.

I love food grin

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