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ultmatmus:

yea where he powered five generators at a time i also look forward to that kind of setup ..
three monitors combined together tho it's expensive..

Yeah. That is why I grind so hard

It is better you invite atheists because while on the journey out of delusion, atheists are forced by their search of truth to read the bible and other religious texts objectively.

Most Christians only open their bibles on Sundays in church and only go to where the pastor dictates. Then they dump the bible till next Sunday or when next they attend the next church service

#friendlyadvice

hopefulLandlord:
DoctorAilen, can you opena thread for me and you on these memes of yours?

winner01 will be a better challenge

Seun, add more like buttons to this post abeg. One like is not enough

I and my wife watch porn together sometimes.

I really do not understand why people tend to paint sex in such a bad light.

"Some say that sex is overrated but they just ain't doing it right" - Ludacriss

Pavore9:
Sighs.....what stops madam counsellor from encouraging the lady involved (if the story is true) to open to her mother regarding the pregnancy?

The mother is on a crusade spreading the gospel of the non existent. Didn't you notice that in her write up?

HungerBAD:
Looks the same to me.

Only difference is dreadlocks,and the picture on the right he added Ororo on his head to make it shine,and pink lip sticks to make his mouth pinky.

You can change a man's look,but his attitude and character is still the same.

You forgot to add photoshop and filters

hopefulLandlord:
Joel 3:10 Let the weak say "I am strong"

that is what's happening here

that's why you call a coworker who is absent to know what's up

Hopefullandlord: hey Mr Appleby, I haven't seen you for 3 working days now, I hope there's no problem

Appleby: *coughs and sneezes violently * I can't come today, I'm very strong

Self deceit perfected

dorox:
What you said is quite often the case, but also irrelevant to the issue being discussed.

Really? My bad.

I just thought that since muslims feel that their religion is tolerant, only to find out that when they want to walk away from it they have just signed a death warrant is akin to someone being in chains he/she is not aware of.

Let me shut up then and read more reasonable comments

ultmatmus:
i don't think that's possible..
The biggest laptop screen I've heard of is 18inches

It is a dream. Have you seen Bruce Willis's Live Free or Die Hard aka Die hard 4.0? Remember that scene where they went to meet that dude with the only generator in the city(that guy must have lived in Nigeria ). You remember his set up.

That is exactly what I dream for

OLAADEGBU:
Only you atheists believed in the existence of 'spiderman' and you have now graduated into believing in the invisible pink unicorn rather than living in the real world.

Coming from someone who believes in a dead jew or a pedophilic arabian I can understand how the point in bringing up the pink unicorn and spiderman eludes you

RoastedCorn:
i pray they find money fast,He should get a dentist quickly ,one that specializes in oral and maxilloficial surgery


Sometimes when I visit the hospitals


All I can say is God bless doctors



#proudDentistIntheMaking

Your prayer would have been more useful if it had prevented the disease instead. Now, they have to raise funds. Even your god cannot even come up with the needed amount.

If Jehovah are Allah were real and we were really created in either of their image, this is what they would look like

Poverty is a bad thing. Can't wait to launch my foundation and start solving problems like these

Sunkyphil:
especially d cheek, there are some lump of meats in there

You are there

stephenmorris:
i dislike cats the way i dislike winner01 and kingebukasblog
cc:hahn

I actually like them o. I wouldn't mind sharing a drink with them. I know say that born again thing na online e end

johnydon22:
Nope just saw yours ... Oopps

I was being sarcastic

bi0nics:
Buhahahah

Glory be to Zeus

Zeus is indeed great

johnydon22:
Nigerian schools should rather teach the "African traditional religions and history" Satan is another Abrahamic construct and i think we have had enough of Abrahamism for a change.

Did you read the article?

bi0nics:
Pack of card or Pack of wolves

1 pack of fat and fart

plaetton:
None.

The Earth floats in space just every other celestial objects.

We are only thinking of foundations because it's difficult for us to THINK outside of the gravitational bubble( so to speak) that we are encased in.

Cool. I thought as much.

The foundation thing seems to be a religious idea

Codedrock:
Oh finally.. So there are people who love cats in Nigeria. I was raised as a kid around cats parents bought them specifically to kill rats though. Most Nigerians I have told that cat is my favorite pet look at me like I am crazy.
What pisses me off the most is that a lot them say cats are dangerous because they can be used to do spiritual evil works. I try to convince them whenever I hear that though. Ugh.. .

I get that same reply too because I actually love cats. Not only in the pot

What I ask them is, if humans(witches) possess cats then that means we should be more terrified of humans instead of cats? They never seem to understand the question

Nice. My own six packs sef dey load. For now, all I have is pack

Suspicious

plaetton:
The molten core is part of the earth, not its foundation.

What is the earth's foundation then?

I heard they are delicious but I have never eaten one.

Hoping to do that soon

I believe religion should continue being taught in schools. It is good for us.

And I mean ALL religions

I just listened to the song and I now believe that Allah is the greatest.

Praise be to allah!

HardMirror:
There you have how the scam works. They are just wasting the humans being killed.

That is know as "local occult scam" an extension of "wash wash"