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LorDBolton:
I must commend her popsy.

He gave her a situational choice become useless or make something of yourself.

She chose the latter.

While some mumu here will open mouth to rationalise criminality n blame buhari.

If a robber can loose sleep to carry gun at night and break into peeps crib what stops him from finding a gateman gig?

The pay

Vince77:
Oh i understand. But u d site in building is for some other purposes so im gonna need some crazy features. I think words press has a certain structure that one cant really change completely right?

Well i maybe wrong cos i really dont know much abt WordPress.

You can actually. With the basic knowledge you already have, you'd be surprised at what you can achieve.

But it's your choice

Let the ridiculous comments, after the op's, begin!

winner01:
Ive still not read the thread, and i dont think i will. The title is unscriptural enough.

Lol. It is still a product of Jesus Christ nonetheless

winner01:
You saw me?
Have you seen Jesus first?

You better seek the face of Jesus and let your mind be at peace and stop jumping upandan about what people are doing.

Address the topic. I saw you reading it. I thought you might have something to add since the dude speaks directly with your god

Who has seen Jesus? Have you seen humpty dumpty? You better seek the face of humpty dumpty and let your mind be at peace and stop jumping upandan promoting the incompetent Jehovah

Pavore9:
Service providers in Nigeria take Nigerians for granted.

That's all!

Private and government business treat their customers here like sh*t.

We are slaves even when we pay our own hard earned money.

It's it truly pathetic.

winner01, come and comment o. I saw you. Your people are at it again

Antwi says that if you want to join his society/group, you will be questioned carefully on whether you've slept with a woman and also swear before man/god and the bible that if you are telling lies, something bad will happen to you.

This will be interesting. I will just go there and lie and swear on the bible. What will happen if I tell a lie while swearing on a book filled with lies?

Pavore9:
Even if light is to go off they inform us through the Newspaper, Radio, TV, facebook and twitter and inform the hours it will be off unless the transformer serving the neighbourhood triggers off unexpectedly and once they are informed even if it is at night they will come fix it as long as it not raining. Your not having light is seen as a loss of revenue to the power company.

I remember when I was in Cotonou at a cyber cafe and the power went out. I said, "i thought they do not take light here" and the lady there told me that it had already been announced on the radio and they would restore power in 30 mins. Truly, everyone went out and in 30 mins the power was restored. I was like, "yekpa".

In Nigeria, there are areas with no power for more than 6 months and nepa keep bringing the bill

A friend of mine has his wire cut off because the previous tenant didn't pay up his bills. He didn't have power for a year and nepa brought bills every month

I hail my nation

Pavore9:
NRC saw no reason why they should announce through the media the disruption of service before hand!

We are not in Kenya bro.

Things are not done properly here

Beheading loading ....

Op, you forgot newsletter marketing. The power is in the list!

Excessive make up

KingEbukasBlog:
For you to think you have to become an atheist .



For you to be independent you have to be an atheist .



For you to solve problems in life you have to be an atheist .



For you to be able to research you have to be an atheist .



Now this is just plain stupid . Bro you are a certified debauchee - this where you little quota dey go ba ? But in order not to pay 10 percent of cash - an action of spiritual significance - you have to be an atheist .



For you to accept blood transfusion you have to be an atheist



Wow . For you to be more patriotic , you have to be an atheist .



Though there are atheists who believe in sorcery , you have to be an atheist in order no to label anyone a witch or wizard



Atheists killed millions simply because they were religious but this needs to be overlooked . Though I have not met any Christian who has tortured a witch , you need to be an atheist not to torture on .



You need to be an atheist in order to study hard for your exams . Every person who has studied and passed his exams is an atheist .



For you not to a hypocrite , you must be an atheist . All honest people are atheists .




This does not have anything to do with the argument bro

winner01 , brother hahn has given you suggestions for this thread oo

https://www.nairaland.com/3300546/some-benefits-atheism

Lol. You are so shallow. And I like the way you avoided the question. As usual

ultmatmus:
I'm just learning python for now

Keep it up fam

Really though, if there is a God, the abrahamic religions are an insult to the concept

KingEbukasBlog:
I clearly told AIO that I read the comments for the second website he posted http://www.aldokkan.com/art/proverbs.htm and you rushed to another site to pick those comment .

Na wa for you bro

i checked the link you posted. Let me check again. To turn born again dey hungry me. You still haven't replied the other thread o

importexpert:
prayers dont work but if you have a little night mare or bad dream you will start praying like Pastor T.B Joshua

Lol. Jumping to conclusions and basing your ideas on assumptions is bad for business bro. Not everyone is deluded

KingEbukasBlog:
No mind am . If it serves as evidence that supports the bible then its false ; if it discredits the bible then it is true .

Bro, you feel the same about other religions, atheists feel the same about ALL religions including yours. You are only one religion short. And did I mention that all other religions, 4199 of them, also think the same? Or that Christians themselves are not in concession as regards lots of teachings in the bible and practices of the religion to the extent of having 33,000 different denominations?

Welcome to the world of the atheists - shallow thinking , deceit and lies

What is a lie? That Jesus Christ never existed? That snakes cannot talk? That donkeys cannot talk? That supporting the attempted murder of Isaac by Abraham is barbaric? That Jehovah is imaginary?

KingEbukasBlog:
Here are the comments

Link to this website please

Ishilove:
You and hahn should kwantinue.

It is not our fault your god in incompetent and non existent na. These people and their imaginary friends sef

sonofluc1fer:
Booooo... missed you

Me sef bin chop ban o

TPAND:
I'm quiting nairaland and suing the MODs should this make front page

It just made FP

donwhizkid:
Wooow... 2nd to comment .... Money Dey nah... Nobe CBN?.....

Not even close

johnydon22:
I guess they've got a lot of time to spare

I type pretty fast. It takes less than a minute to put him in his place

You know say I no dey type epistle like you

FunkyMetahuman:
On my way to work this morning,
a woman flagged me down and begged for a lift, I had a friend in the car I picked earlier.

Well, since we're going in the same direction with the woman, i decided to pick her up. I think she should be in her early 30 and she looked like an educated person.

She sat at the back, and i started having a conversation with my friend and suddenly this woman butted in. She asked if I will be available on Saturday evening that she wants to invite me to her church for a program ( directing the question to me). I said nope, Saturday night is me time, to have a good beer and watch weekend football.

Na so preaching start o. I no know say beer and football are bad things. (She said football is the new god that people worship)
Okay! after like 6mimutes of boring preaching and threatening me with hell.
She asked which church I attend? I said nope I'm not a Christian. She was a bit disappointed and automatically assumed I'm a Muslim. then she said well, we worship the same god.. She said that with the hope that she could convert or at least force me to come to her church program.
I said nope I'm not a Muslim either. (I could see the big disappointment on her face right now from the center mirror )
She then said what are you then? I'm sure the answer running through her mind at that moment would be that I'm either an idol worshipper or something related to that.
I said I'm an irreligious.
She said irreligious ke? In Nigeria? or just a back slider?
I said nope.. In fact, I don't believe in god.

Chai! come see how this woman screamed ehnnnnnnn like she saw a ghost or a serial killer or something like that.

Next thing, she started shouting park! park! park, park, opening my car door on motion.
I have never seen anything like that in my life.
She just jumped out of the car and started running like a mad woman.
I didn't even park well, and I could see the look on the few people around faces like I just did something awful to the woman.
Like I pointed a gun at her head or robbed her.
I had to quickly zoom off before those people start getting a wrong idea from the scene caused by the crazy woman and probably subject me to jungle justice

My friend and I busted into one serious laughter afterwards.

But seriously, it wasn't funny at all. Atheist should be more outspoken at least to downsize the number of over brainwashed intolerant people like her who probably thought she did the right thing by staying away from a devil like me as quickly as possible.

She will definitely give testimony in church that she escaped from the devil himself

Maybe she will even create a thread here on nairaland

JackBizzle:
Kingebukasblog and winner01 would actually start showing the op their illogical christian memes on their phones whilst in the car.

Lol. Ignoramuses.

They cannot imagine life without their imaginary friends and enemies

KingEbukasBlog:
Well , I googled ' "The body is the temple of God"- this is found on the walls of the Temple at Karnak ' and I found no pictorial evidence .

But you have pictoral evidence for Jboy?

I also read the comments on the second website for reactions and I deduced that the website is not even a credible one . It copied its content from this site http://activerain.com/blogsview/2108017/proverbs-from-the-ancient-egyptian-temples

And on the website you just pasted, here are the comments

https://surestakes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kingebuka-acting-silly.jpg

So we are left with the obvious conclusion

That you don't have anything to say and that the bible is a fake like Jesus and Jehovah

CAPSLOCKED:

ENLIGHTEN WHO?

SIR NO DISRESPECT BUT IF I CATCH YOU ON TOP OF MY SIS OR WIFE I'LL MAKE SURE I BEAT THE LIVING SEXSOMNIA OUT OF YOU.
NONSENSE!

Nigu, I am married na

KingEbukasBlog:
I enjoy closing threads by providing strong arguments and evidence as rebuttals - this is one of them

Peace !!!

Where are the strong arguments and evidence?