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Church business is good business especially in Nigeria as there are lots of gullible people here.

Good luck

Dami12345:
Impossible. This is a myth.

More like a scam

So what exactly is the use of this "mercury"?

Hungerbad has done this and more. My true bros

TechCapon:
Oga hahn will not like this one

What is there to like? The fact that the building was destroyed?

LoJ:
No bashing but a question dear for you and Hahn who led me here:

If it were paper money and you happened to be on the ground. Would you have picked the notes?

Fvck the banks!

But you missed ishilove's point. It's more like if your money in a truck was all over the street how would you feel about people picking it up and thanking their god for the blessing?

naptu2:
How many of these do you remember?

Not on your list

PS I love you
Sledge hammer
Super force
Matlock
Allo allo
Some mothers do have them
Rent a ghost

XhosaNostra:
I didn't mean that literally, but I'd make both of them pay dearly for making a fool of me.

She needs a good lawyer that'll make sure he doesn't get half of her wealth on the grounds of infidelity, emotional distress etc.

I think she must have known. 10 years? He couldn't have kept it a secret from her for such a long time.

Cheating spouses shouldn't get a dime on grounds of infidelity as far as I am concerned

XhosaNostra:
And continue to foot the bill that comes along with that open relationship? I'd have both their heads as lamp shades .

In prison while waiting for your execution

I know she talks a lot crap, but I really feel for her on this one. Imagine a guy that didn't even pass grade 9 living off her hard work but still humiliating her like this in public. The sheer nerve! I'd divorce him if I were her. Let the other bìtch take care of his unproductive & uneducated fat ass

If she divorces him he will leave with some of her wealth and still spend the money on his side chick as long as they are not yet married. I guess that is how it works.

Crazy world though.

Your pastors know that god, heaven, hell, rapture and other nonsense are not real.

Their children will continue to milk your children for generations by selling imaginary salvation to them

HardMirror:
can. You stop mentioning me? I dont care who you are and i dont want to care. Alright?

You never see anything

felixomor:
Brother holier than thou,
A houghty spirit goes before a fall - Proverbs

What's the difference between you and that guy?

spiceadole:
Nothing is as sweet as having a personal car...
Thank God for his provision .

Those of us who don't have should thank god for his lack?

MizMyColi:
Thanks to my first two happy customers. @McdreKing and @Everest9.

Looking forward to serving more of us.

I buy PayPal funds. Must be legit though

Contact's on Siggy.

How much do you buy?

BUSHHUNTER:
Passed out cos of 2k?? come mk I give u 20k!

Can I DM you? I need help too

eluquenson:
God saves your life, snake are actually dangerous creature

Didn't god create the snake in the first place?

gustav25:
Now you see who won ,i see them ,they Won

Run*

joseph1013:
WISDOM FROM THE BIBLE

The Bible was inspired by God himself, so we can expect to find much wisdom within its weighty pages. Here are some things we've learnt from it:

Holding people as slaves is ok. So is passing your slaves to your children when you die. You can also sell your daughters as slaves with God's blessing.

Beating your slaves, even if you kill them is ok too, so long as they live for a few days after the beating. It's only fair, after all, they are your property.

Raping a virgin girl is a crime. But it's not a crime against the victim, it's a crime against her father because her value will be diminished if she's not a virgin.

The best way to punish a man who rapes an unmarried girl is to have him pay her father compensation, force him to marry the girl and never allow him to divorce her. That will teach him.

A bride who is thought not to be a virgin on her wedding night should be stoned to death. Obviously.

The Earth was created before the stars. Stars are lights in a dome covering the Earth. The dome has water above it with windows that open to allow it to rain. Suck on that science!

These are all things we learnt from the Bible... but had to unlearn. And there is much, much more where that came from.

I have shared these with some christians, only to be met with curious looks. Apparently, they didn't know these are all in the Bible.

Well. wisdom from the Bible is hard to find, but utter nonsense and appalling moral values are easy.

Add the bible verses please

ValCon888:
That's why its called the pointing man.
Because its pointing at their stupidity.

I died

tahoe:
Turkish proverb actually

Yoruba proverb actually

candlewax:
Lol.... That was how I got broke in the first place....id get to that stage when I can do that not now

Lol. I just dey play

Being broke is terrible especially after you are used to a certain lifestyle. I can relate. Best wishes

Richdad50:


A weak father who raised weak children. A low self esteem father who raised low self esteem children. A drug addiction father who raised drug addiction children. A sexual molester who raised emotionally molested children.

We are fractions of our fathers and our seeds are products of our deeds. Your children are often a reflection of your life lived. If a father eats a sour grape, the teeth of his children are set on edge; a mystery.

A true father softens the ground of life for his children by living a righteous life while he deals with his own foundation.

When God talked about godly seeds, he was referring to children without the rope of foundational sins hanging on their neck. It was the desire of God to raise children from parents who are righteous.

Richdad

Even god's son committed suicide. Wetin you dey talk?

candlewax:
[b]I have nothing more to say other than encourage anyone passing through a hard time. It will surely pass. Trials are phases and stepping stone to greatness. I'm not yet a big as I used to despite the fact I'm very comfortable now but I know I will surpass how I began. At least friends that deserted me now respect me. I was so broke that when my house expired then, I shamefully lied to my neighbors that I was parking to somewhere else. I brought a truck parked electronics sold them and paid debt, when I was leaving the compound I abandoned my furnitures, chairs in my sitting room and beds because I had no where to take them to. It was someone I met on that day with my clothes walking aimlessly along the road that took me to his place. Rat infested kpako... � (from a well furnished apartment to squat in kpako (zinc) house) I later brought my car and will sleep in the car as I don't drive it because no fuel. Sold the car afterwards. I don't know, it was really bad, no friends, no babe, no clothes, no love, churches where I donated millions abandoned me (big reason I am now an atheist) things was getting worse, I was so broke all I had was my name. Somehow, someone believed in me. Loaned me 3m and thT was the turning point[/b]

Believe in me and invest N1m in me too

tex73:
Hope some of u know this is acting!!

Obviously.

I am sure many people commenting don't even have mb to watch the video but they will insult the soldier

ybalogs:
Some years ago, I made a post about my very close friend whose wife scammed him of 50k. She told him she needed 50k to open email accounts for their two kids (Yahoo mail) and he paid.

Unfortunately my guy is poorly educated and not computer literate at all. After bragging around about his kids having email accounts and how much he paid, he got the shock of his life.

I need not explain the shock. This led to a severe fracas between him and his wife in which I had to rush down around 1am to intervene. That was when he reported the scam to me and I nearly had a burst lung trying to suppress laughter.

When I posted this in 2009, I thought the ladies on my friend list would reprimand my friend's wife. Rather many were hailing her!
"Correct babe!" "Sharp sister!" "Na you biko!"

One even said that was the kind of hubby she had been searching for!

Yesterday, he called me to ask if my company did WhatsApp registration for people. My heart lurched as I realized what might be in the offing again. And out it came: His wife said she needed 28k as refund for the money she used to register their kids on WhatsApp! And she actually showed him a receipt! Now he wanted to find out the real prices for WhatsApp registration before refunding her.

Dear peeps, WHAT do I tell my man now?

This is just another whahala now...I've been telling him to give me time to get back to him on the price of WhatsApp registration.

I off

MJBOLT:

the baby in the photo doesnt look like a new born,this news is as fake as madrid winning any trophy this season

It is the same ink used for the tattoo that was used for the eyelashes

nelsonoba:
You don't live with those kids, you don't even know if they believe in God or their parents believe in God. You are not the creator of the universe, you were only born into a universe already created by God who also set the rules. Your anger cannot shift the foundations/rules of the universe you have no idea how it came about.

I will say this to you again, and listen this time around; GOD CREATED MAN AND GAVE MAN A FREEWILL AND PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE EARTH. JESUS SAID 'ASK AND YOU WILL RECEIVE, SEEK AND YOU WILL FIND, KNOCK AND THE DOOR WILL BE OPENED TO YOU'. GOD KNOWS THE NEED OF EVERY HUMAN BEING, BUT HE DOESN'T FORCE HIS HELP ON ANYONE. IF GOD FORCES HIS HELP ON HUMANS, THEN THERE WILL BE NO NEED TO PRAY FOR OUR NEEDS BECAUSE GOD WILL JUST BE THROWING EVERYTHING DOWN FROM HEAVEN.

IF GOD FORCES HIS WILL/HELP ON PEOPLE, THEN YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY/CHANCE TO DARE SAY YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN, BECAUSE GOD WOULD HAVE SINCE FORCED YOU TO GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST SO THAT YOU WON'T GO TO HELL.

IF YOU CAN'T BLAME GOD FOR NOT STOPPING YOU FROM COMMITTING FORNICATION WHICH IS A SIN AND BAD FOR YOU, THEN DON'T BLAME GOD FOR NOT STOPPING AN ACCIDENT YOU DID NOT PRAY TO HIM TO STOP. USE YOUR HEAD AND THINK!

Lol. You don't know what freewill even means. You are blinded by your apathy.

Then why bother praying to god to help kids that are already dead or trapped?

Obviously it is not going to do anything

nelsonoba:
Because this God does not force himself or decisions on people while they have a freewill and are still on earth. This is why this God demands that people pray to him first before he steps in to help them. This is why this God hates sin, but has not come down from heaven to force you to accept Christ as your saviour. This is why when this God saw you about to commit fornication with your girlfriend, He did not come down from heaven to stop you from committing that sin which He already knows is destructive to your soul. This is why this God judges people at the end of their life because all the while they were alive on earth, they had a freewill to please Him and follow his way or not, so whatever decision humans make on earth, God is just for punishing or rewarding us at the end of life.

This is also why this God has not come down from heaven to slap your mouth all he while you have been insulting him, because he has given you a freewill to decide what you want to do on earth.....but you will be held accountable for your choices at the end of your life. Only Jesus can save you if you so wish

Are you saying that none of the kids that died in that building prayed to god?

If god needs people to remind it before it does something as obvious as saving little kids then it does not deserve to be taken seriously. It is a waste of time

Why bother praying to the same god that couldn't save them in the first place?

PhenomenalMorgan:
Not so long ago a building collapsed on n Portharcourt, we couldn't learn from it and apply our findings in every part of the country!!

Can't we learn from our mistakes in this country

We can't because we are constantly expecting god to help us

ignis:
God...Please save your children

Kids have already DIED

At this point is is obvious god has other things to attend to