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Christianity Etc › Re: Who Will Inherit Your Church Building After Rapture? by hahn(m): 4:14pm On Mar 26, 2019
Your pastors know that god, heaven, hell, rapture and other nonsense are not real.

Their children will continue to milk your children for generations by selling imaginary salvation to them
Christianity Etc › Re: Bittermirror! Come And See What Hardmirror Did To One Of His Former Converts. by hahn(m): 11:34am On Mar 23, 2019
HardMirror:
can. You stop mentioning me? I dont care who you are and i dont want to care. Alright?
You never see anything grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Christians Aid The Spread Of Atheism by hahn(m): 6:35pm On Mar 21, 2019
felixomor:
Brother holier than thou,
A houghty spirit goes before a fall - Proverbs
What's the difference between you and that guy?
NYSC › Re: 4 Female Corpers Escape From Yahoo Ritualist Posing As Taxify Driver by hahn(m): 3:28pm On Mar 20, 2019
spiceadole:
Nothing is as sweet as having a personal car...
Thank God for his provision .
Those of us who don't have should thank god for his lack?
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by hahn(m): 2:10pm On Mar 20, 2019
MizMyColi:
Thanks to my first two happy customers. @McdreKing and @Everest9.

Looking forward to serving more of us.

I buy PayPal funds. Must be legit though smiley

Contact's on Siggy.
How much do you buy?
Business › Re: Man Struggles With ATM Machine After His Money Got Stuck In Edo State. Photos by hahn(m): 2:06pm On Mar 20, 2019
BUSHHUNTER:
Passed out cos of 2k?? come mk I give u 20k!
Can I DM you? I need help too
Food › Re: I Killed My First Snake In Our Village. by hahn(m): 2:58pm On Mar 18, 2019
eluquenson:
God saves your life, snake are actually dangerous creature
Didn't god create the snake in the first place?
Crime › Re: Man Shot Dead As Aye & Eiye Cultists Clash In Delta (Graphic Photos) by hahn(m): 2:28pm On Mar 18, 2019
gustav25:
Now you see who won ,i see them ,they Won
Run*
Christianity Etc › Re: My Thoughts And Questions About Religion by hahn(m): 10:51am On Mar 18, 2019
joseph1013:
WISDOM FROM THE BIBLE

The Bible was inspired by God himself, so we can expect to find much wisdom within its weighty pages. Here are some things we've learnt from it:

Holding people as slaves is ok. So is passing your slaves to your children when you die. You can also sell your daughters as slaves with God's blessing.

Beating your slaves, even if you kill them is ok too, so long as they live for a few days after the beating. It's only fair, after all, they are your property.

Raping a virgin girl is a crime. But it's not a crime against the victim, it's a crime against her father because her value will be diminished if she's not a virgin.

The best way to punish a man who rapes an unmarried girl is to have him pay her father compensation, force him to marry the girl and never allow him to divorce her. That will teach him.

A bride who is thought not to be a virgin on her wedding night should be stoned to death. Obviously.

The Earth was created before the stars. Stars are lights in a dome covering the Earth. The dome has water above it with windows that open to allow it to rain. Suck on that science!

These are all things we learnt from the Bible... but had to unlearn. And there is much, much more where that came from.

I have shared these with some christians, only to be met with curious looks. Apparently, they didn't know these are all in the Bible.

Well. wisdom from the Bible is hard to find, but utter nonsense and appalling moral values are easy.
Add the bible verses please
Travel › Re: ₦50.9Billion: The Pointing Man, World's Most Expensive Sculpture Ever Sold(pic) by hahn(m): 10:47am On Mar 18, 2019
ValCon888:
That's why its called the pointing man.
Because its pointing at their stupidity.
I died cheesy grin
Celebrities › Re: Priscilla Ajoke Ojo Apologizes To Her Mother For Going To The Strip Club by hahn(m): 11:48am On Mar 17, 2019
tahoe:
Turkish proverb actually
Yoruba proverb actually
Nairaland General › Re: If You Ever Did This It Means life dealt you a bad hand. by hahn(m): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2019
candlewax:
Lol.... That was how I got broke in the first place....id get to that stage when I can do that not now
Lol. I just dey play grin

Being broke is terrible especially after you are used to a certain lifestyle. I can relate. Best wishes
Celebrities › Re: Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide! Michael Jackson's Daughter Hospitalized by hahn(m): 11:39am On Mar 17, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

A weak father who raised weak children. A low self esteem father who raised low self esteem children. A drug addiction father who raised drug addiction children. A sexual molester who raised emotionally molested children.

We are fractions of our fathers and our seeds are products of our deeds. Your children are often a reflection of your life lived. If a father eats a sour grape, the teeth of his children are set on edge; a mystery.

A true father softens the ground of life for his children by living a righteous life while he deals with his own foundation.

When God talked about godly seeds, he was referring to children without the rope of foundational sins hanging on their neck. It was the desire of God to raise children from parents who are righteous.

Richdad
Even god's son committed suicide. Wetin you dey talk?
Nairaland General › Re: If You Ever Did This It Means life dealt you a bad hand. by hahn(m): 11:29am On Mar 17, 2019
candlewax:
[b]I have nothing more to say other than encourage anyone passing through a hard time. It will surely pass. Trials are phases and stepping stone to greatness. I'm not yet a big as I used to despite the fact I'm very comfortable now but I know I will surpass how I began. At least friends that deserted me now respect me. I was so broke that when my house expired then, I shamefully lied to my neighbors that I was parking to somewhere else. I brought a truck parked electronics sold them and paid debt, when I was leaving the compound I abandoned my furnitures, chairs in my sitting room and beds because I had no where to take them to. It was someone I met on that day with my clothes walking aimlessly along the road that took me to his place. Rat infested kpako... � (from a well furnished apartment to squat in kpako (zinc) house) I later brought my car and will sleep in the car as I don't drive it because no fuel. Sold the car afterwards. I don't know, it was really bad, no friends, no babe, no clothes, no love, churches where I donated millions abandoned me (big reason I am now an atheist) things was getting worse, I was so broke all I had was my name. Somehow, someone believed in me. Loaned me 3m and thT was the turning point[/b]
Believe in me and invest N1m in me too
Crime › Re: Soldier Flogs A Mentally Unstable Man Assaulting People At Unity Estate, Egbeda by hahn(m): 5:45pm On Mar 15, 2019
tex73:
Hope some of u know this is acting!! grin
Obviously.

I am sure many people commenting don't even have mb to watch the video but they will insult the soldier
Education › Re: Lady Hawker Selling Plantain Chips Seen In FUTA Lecture Hall (VIDEO) by hahn(m): 9:40am On Mar 15, 2019
ybalogs:
Some years ago, I made a post about my very close friend whose wife scammed him of 50k. She told him she needed 50k to open email accounts for their two kids (Yahoo mail) and he paid.

Unfortunately my guy is poorly educated and not computer literate at all. After bragging around about his kids having email accounts and how much he paid, he got the shock of his life.

I need not explain the shock. This led to a severe fracas between him and his wife in which I had to rush down around 1am to intervene. That was when he reported the scam to me and I nearly had a burst lung trying to suppress laughter.

When I posted this in 2009, I thought the ladies on my friend list would reprimand my friend's wife. Rather many were hailing her!
"Correct babe!" "Sharp sister!" "Na you biko!"

One even said that was the kind of hubby she had been searching for!

Yesterday, he called me to ask if my company did WhatsApp registration for people. My heart lurched as I realized what might be in the offing again. And out it came: His wife said she needed 28k as refund for the money she used to register their kids on WhatsApp! And she actually showed him a receipt! Now he wanted to find out the real prices for WhatsApp registration before refunding her.

Dear peeps, WHAT do I tell my man now?

This is just another whahala now...I've been telling him to give me time to get back to him on the price of WhatsApp registration.
I off
Health › Re: Girl Born With An Arabic Inscription In Sokoto by hahn(m): 9:35am On Mar 15, 2019
MJBOLT:
the baby in the photo doesnt look like a new born,this news is as fake as madrid winning any trophy this season
It is the same ink used for the tattoo that was used for the eyelashes
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Reacts To Lagos Collapsed School Building by hahn(m): 4:06pm On Mar 14, 2019
nelsonoba:
You don't live with those kids, you don't even know if they believe in God or their parents believe in God. You are not the creator of the universe, you were only born into a universe already created by God who also set the rules. Your anger cannot shift the foundations/rules of the universe you have no idea how it came about.

I will say this to you again, and listen this time around; GOD CREATED MAN AND GAVE MAN A FREEWILL AND PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF THE EARTH. JESUS SAID 'ASK AND YOU WILL RECEIVE, SEEK AND YOU WILL FIND, KNOCK AND THE DOOR WILL BE OPENED TO YOU'. GOD KNOWS THE NEED OF EVERY HUMAN BEING, BUT HE DOESN'T FORCE HIS HELP ON ANYONE. IF GOD FORCES HIS HELP ON HUMANS, THEN THERE WILL BE NO NEED TO PRAY FOR OUR NEEDS BECAUSE GOD WILL JUST BE THROWING EVERYTHING DOWN FROM HEAVEN.

IF GOD FORCES HIS WILL/HELP ON PEOPLE, THEN YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY/CHANCE TO DARE SAY YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN, BECAUSE GOD WOULD HAVE SINCE FORCED YOU TO GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST SO THAT YOU WON'T GO TO HELL.

IF YOU CAN'T BLAME GOD FOR NOT STOPPING YOU FROM COMMITTING FORNICATION WHICH IS A SIN AND BAD FOR YOU, THEN DON'T BLAME GOD FOR NOT STOPPING AN ACCIDENT YOU DID NOT PRAY TO HIM TO STOP. USE YOUR HEAD AND THINK!
Lol. You don't know what freewill even means. You are blinded by your apathy.

Then why bother praying to god to help kids that are already dead or trapped?

Obviously it is not going to do anything
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Reacts To Lagos Collapsed School Building by hahn(m): 11:54am On Mar 14, 2019
nelsonoba:
Because this God does not force himself or decisions on people while they have a freewill and are still on earth. This is why this God demands that people pray to him first before he steps in to help them. This is why this God hates sin, but has not come down from heaven to force you to accept Christ as your saviour. This is why when this God saw you about to commit fornication with your girlfriend, He did not come down from heaven to stop you from committing that sin which He already knows is destructive to your soul. This is why this God judges people at the end of their life because all the while they were alive on earth, they had a freewill to please Him and follow his way or not, so whatever decision humans make on earth, God is just for punishing or rewarding us at the end of life.

This is also why this God has not come down from heaven to slap your mouth all he while you have been insulting him, because he has given you a freewill to decide what you want to do on earth.....but you will be held accountable for your choices at the end of your life. Only Jesus can save you if you so wish
Are you saying that none of the kids that died in that building prayed to god?

If god needs people to remind it before it does something as obvious as saving little kids then it does not deserve to be taken seriously. It is a waste of time
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Reacts To Lagos Collapsed School Building by hahn(m): 11:38am On Mar 14, 2019
Why bother praying to the same god that couldn't save them in the first place?
Properties › Re: LRU Arrives Collapsed School With Echo Devices To Scan For Persons Alive by hahn(m): 9:36am On Mar 14, 2019
PhenomenalMorgan:
Not so long ago a building collapsed on n Portharcourt, we couldn't learn from it and apply our findings in every part of the country!!

Can't we learn from our mistakes in this country
We can't because we are constantly expecting god to help us
Properties › Re: Lagos School Building: Before Collapse And After The Collapse (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:22am On Mar 14, 2019
ignis:
God...Please save your children
Kids have already DIED

At this point is is obvious god has other things to attend to
Sports › Re: Established Sport Bet Prediction Website For Sale by hahn(op): 11:13am On Mar 13, 2019
Hunry:
450k last year, hmmmm.
This year nko, Jan & Feb.
WhatsApp 0 8 0 9 2 9 6 0 7 4 1
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 3:42pm On Mar 12, 2019
malvisguy212:
Bible passage
What Bible passage?
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 3:31pm On Mar 12, 2019
malvisguy212:
I would've love the Muslim guy to reply me, he is a Muslim and there are lot of question I would love to ask.
How old was Mary when Jehovah impregnated her?
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 3:26pm On Mar 12, 2019
johnydon22:
That is exactly the argument coolusername and frank aren't understanding.

You can't say morality is subjective and make moral judgements that implies morality is objective.
Yeah. That's true
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2019
johnydon22:
The belief that humans are created and owned by an external authority.

(note: belief)

Such belief or assumption appeals to a transcendent determinism
O
K
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 3:15pm On Mar 12, 2019
johnydon22:
You seem to not be understanding the problem here, the premise here is the basis of morality.

Of course neither rekinomtla nor I think pedophilia is ok, we are simply saying that for someone who thinks morality is relative across societies and time, you can't apply your moral conclusions on a different time/society unless it is not relative after all.
True.
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 3:13pm On Mar 12, 2019
johnydon22:
Like; a value system that transcends human determinism.
Do you have any example?
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslim Apologists Defending Paedophilia. by hahn(m): 2:57pm On Mar 12, 2019
johnydon22:
The belief of a Non-arbitrary value on the subject.
A non-arbitrary value like?

Note: Moral subject is different from moral action.
Got it
Investment › Re: Invest In A Real Estate Classified Listing Site by hahn(op): 2:53pm On Mar 12, 2019
Offer still open

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