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McCarlito:
Don't know if to call it the good old days when sim packs are sold for #15,000 - #28,000 naira.......
Lols.....











Indomie children will not comprehend

*Modified: I dedicate this first to comment to all the Old Cocks in the house

yes d sim am using is from dat pact, I have never lost my phone n d sim pack in intact. lols

zinachidi:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/02/21/nnamdi-kanu-buhari-should-stop-mocking-democracy-with-ojuju-calabar-trial-fayose/

MAD MAN

NavierStokes:
Testament to Nigeria's overbloated civil service. What do we call this, Timesharing or what?



Source:http://leadership.ng/news/501603/nasarawa-lg-one-functional-vehicle-30-drivers-payroll

lies, d commissioner for local govt n d chairmen of our various local govt re d geneses of our problems. we d civil servants of d state re solidly behind our union, strike continues.

slim19:
Bubu: lets go fuc.k Abike: baba ya thing too small Bubu:

you need seriously deliverance.

gozi542:
Chai!! Always hausa's.. Abi I lie?

u no lie @all as den dey every dat God gave dem unlike other tribes who kill theirs.

Austin4lif:
Buhari o

wetin Buhari do, abeg get small sense.

ModiKen:
Unmarried ladies learn from her mistake.

Careful what u do now cos it may come hunt you in ur matrimonial home.

Daz all.

Beehshorp:
Am not sure Buhari would be able to digest the sophisticated and ambiguous grammars contained in that book...



Buhari be like shey I no turn dis book upside down o..make I jeje look others know weda I dey correct








Just saying

sharaaaaaaap.

stexsy:
See as Buhari carry face as if he can read the content of the book without interpretation i

Abeg get sence wawa kawai.

HALLOWED:
Former President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan’s polling unit 039 Otuabula in Otuoke community

PDP 118

APC 14

PPA 1

Two void votes

Erigbe Compound Square Unit 003 Ward 1 Yenagoa Town

APC 44

PDP 75

Kemekrogha square unit 014b ward 1 Yenagoa town

PDP 80

APC 33

Presiding Officer Folade Ayokunle (Corps member)

Atissa I Kemekrogha Square. Unit 014
‎Yenagoa town

APC 57

PDP 120

Presiding Officer Ubokudom Ntiende

Atissa Ward 1, Unit 009 Ogosi Compound Town Hall Yenagoa town,

PDP 116

APC. 74

Total vote cast-198

Void vote -1

Presiding Officer-Godwin Obekpa(Corps Member)

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/bayelsa-decides-early-results/

hmmmmm FTC I don get it today ooo

EUROBOMBER:
After Buhari, power should go to the Igbos.

A word is enough for the wise.

Igbo's get Biafra na. Aaaa wetin dis one de talk.

palladin:
No one called Buhati God.


It was pdp that was comparing Jonathan to Jesus. We haven't forgotten.

yawwaaa remind him.

[quote author=TRADELYN post=39940053][/quote]chaiii first in history.

ernesty20:
Buhari!!!!

Try get sense abeg

awoluyi:
If it is true that nurse Metuh who is currently treating pdp of a protracted (about 16 years) ailment diagnosed to be "electoral exanthema disorder" is operating with a fake nursing licence, then the party is heading for the mortuary.

direeeeect.

lolaxavier:
PDP is dead and gone to its grave, hmmm haaaa, gone to its grave.

They planted dia wickedness over dia head hmmm haaa over dia head. Abeg no kill me with laff.

hinwazaka:
This woman is so dull and uninspiring.

sharaaaaaaaaap c u big mouth.

Mrsprof:
Let them go na. Who send them? Mstew

ohooo wen PDP screen obanikoro no b so APC walk out? They should go n never come back.

NgeneUkwenu:
Elections petition tribunals sitting in Abuja have nullified the election of the Speaker, Owaji Ibani from Andoni constituency and 20 lawmakers in Rivers state house of assembly. The lawmakers were elected on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party on April 11 2015 in an election marred by vote rigging and violence.

The judgements given today by the relevant tribunals in Abuja is bound to compound the case of the governor of the state, Nyesom Wike, who was sacked last week by a tribunal under the same circumstances. There are 32 state lawmakers in Rivers state with the election of 21 members nullified the state assembly will no longer form a quorum as  to continue to function.

 More details shortly...

http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/26/election-tribunal-sacks-speaker-and-20-house-assembly-lawmakers-rivers-state

come o hope dis judge no b PMB 's inlaw again.

NgeneUkwenu:


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5. Stealing Is Not Corruption By Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (PhD)

6. Political Thuggery And Electoral Fraud By Nyesom Wike

7. How Soldiers Get Promotion By Musliu Obanikoro

8. Strategy On Wining Elections In Nigeria By Rotimi Amaechi

9. How To Dump Your Political Party By Olusegun Obasanjo

10. Politics And Religion By Namadi Sambo.

11. Gates Of Hell By Bishop Oyedepo

12. Benefits Of Spiritual Change By Rev Mbaka.

13. The Game Changer By Adamu Muazu

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Compiled By Miss Ngene!!!

hahahahahaha no kill me abeg.

jcross19:
am not sure!!!! I dont think they have governor, see school while they busy marrying under age. They dont have any regard for education .

u c ur lyf instead of u to comment on d issue u re talking of under age marriage.

hamzakito:
c face.....

Lyk rotten mango.

maryam6:
when will u stop frustrating urself?

please help me ask him

morbeta:
If he is bold enough to say that in front of national and international viwers, then it might be true. If anyone says it lies, just come up with evidence.

That c just it.....

sltn:
second to comment!
the nigga above me need 65 floging

seriously

BrosPeter:
The tweets rendered by Fayose are as follows:

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…let me tell you what i have done within 1 year of my stay in office’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…there is
nothing to hide, i place all allocation coming
i”@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…we tackled the issue of flood in Ekiti. Bridges and Drainage had been fixed…’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…Don’t be deceived, no government can finish all the projects of a state within the span of it’s term’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…we have done physical and non-physical projects in the state’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…we have paid compensation of about N150m to shop owners at Oja-Oba, Ado-Ekiti’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…Nov 8 by the grace of God, we will start the clearing of Oja-Oba market to build a new one ‘ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…in 14months (max), New Oja-Oba will be a 3 story building with police station and 348 capacity car park ‘ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…Awedele/Bank Road is now a dual carriage road. The remaining N8.8m compensation will be paid tomorrow ‘ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…i am so happy. Security in the state is better now. Very much better ‘ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…the 3 story Women Development Center at Fajuyi, Ado-Ekiti is at NO COST to Ekiti State. But it’s Ekiti State Property’”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…we have been able to do more by using God’s wisdom to get help from lovers of Ekiti State.’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…i have nothing to hide. I am accountable.’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…[size=13pt]this is my phone number 08035024994. Call me, if i don’t pick send me a text, i will read & respond[/size].’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…my people should not worry. God will do it. I believe in God and he will help us succeed.’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…i am happy to tell you that Iworoko-Ekiti which had been in blackout for about 10months now has light.’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…you have to do your duty to the government by paying of tax promptly…’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…i will never commission a project that is not completed. Even if it is 99.99% completed’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…i seek your continuous love and support. I will never take you for granted’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…this is the first year, your support has kept me going. Please, don’t stop praying & supporting this govt.’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: #FayoseSpeaks: ‘…i promise to always fight for your interest and put your welfare first.’ @GovAyoFayose”

“@ekitistategov: Thanks for joining us on this months edition of #MeetYourGovernor.”







https://mobile.twitter.com/ekitistategov/status/653638708353216512


alasticlala, obinoscopy, ishilove, seun make una come see transparent government.

My governor was d first, since 2011(UMAR Tanko Almakura) Nasara wa state.

NgeneUkwenu:
Nyesom Wike The Comedian:

Having failed to sway the mind of President Buhari (through hate documentaries) to stop him from nominating Amaechi...

Having failed to rally a protest from Rivers people to stop Amaechi, as the Good people of Rivers state vehemently rejected his hate moves against his fellow Rivers Man..

Whereas, Wike has also failed to Use Rivers Senators to stop the confirmation of Rotimi Amaechi:

Whereas, Wike has failed to use the Senate Rule to Stop Amaechi..

Whereas, Wike has failed woefully to use a doctored inquisition report called Judicial inquiry report to Stop Amaechi...

Nyesom Wike the alleged Murderer of his people, now plays his last card by assembling hungry, faceless and nameless youth and tagged them Northern Youth, to whip up sentiment and see if his futile project will get a lift!

Wike, you will commit Suicide by next week, When Rotimi Amaechi Shall Be Sworn In As The Honourable Minister Of Defence, Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

come ne onli u comment, #Ameachi#minister bgam.

ricsman:
why is there no section of the law to back the "at least two senators"

guess Ameachi was once a lawmaker

the three senators are all PDP and you don't expect them to accept Ameachi nomination

I belief he will go through

No dought he will.

Pierocash:
rubbish post, how many senators endorsed Obanikoro

Good, exactly whats in my mind.

Dannyset:
Obasanjo did it, but I don't know if it was successful.

very successful up to d end of dat tenure.

LordMecuzy:
But When Obasanjo did it for six years no one condemned it

Exactly what I wanted to say.