Philadelphia: So of all the places to sell oil block, na nairaland sure pass for you abi? No worry, your craze don mad. That your oyel block will dry before you sell it (if you plan to sell on nairaland).
*Modified* Serious buyer. Please is your oyel block first body or Nigerian used? Does it have AC? Any issues with this oyel block? Please send me more pictures to my WhatsApp. Thanks
you forget to ask am if the proven reserve contain 5w30, or the popular 20w30 oyel.
2000 yrs? somebody please transmit and teleport our most useless social media hating, and barbaric I.g of police to year 2000b.c. he really belongs there.
Ideyontop: Na Nigerian used you wan buy before? Try am na.
them go gree hear word? nah so one of my paddy for port Harcourt call me say him want buy 2004 corolla sport ooo and an only 900k him get, say make I help am get clean less than one year used one for am. na him, me I halla for am for phone say whether nah thief I want thief am. see me see trouble ooo.
GAZZUZZ: when you are asking Sars to end Sars what did you expect?
EVEN, with all the uproar by citizens. the government still maintain a stoic silence.I think, this sars brutality on defenceless innocent folks have the "official" backing of the government.
ChiefAzubuike: Una go just cook up some kind tasty stories just to keep denting the name of SARS. Every single death in Nigeria is now associated to SARs.
You have failed woefully because SARs is here to stay. If you dont want any harassment, dress responsibly and look good. Fear no go even free them reach your side but no una go dey carry tatoo plait hair dey form nigga .
God go punish you. i repeat, God go punish you and that your coconut head.
My brother let's not deceive ourselves, that ragtag "term" is just mind complex to make us feel in control. Which "rag-tag" group plants mines, operates VBIED, operate modern weaponry and have such massive numbers......reports says over 200 attacked the base.......it's just sad.
my brother I travelled to kaduna from Lagos, and gave a lift to an a.f.s.f dude at ekiti, and we started discussing about this boko boys wahala and the kidnapping at abuja - Kaduna highway. what the airman told me was just mind boggling I don't want to go into details because this insurgent thing is now a big money spinner for the millitary top brass. and the annoying thing is that the boots on ground are aware of their underhanding dealings, but they can't do anything about it. hence their resort to criminal activities to enrich themselves. we are in deep soup in these country.
bidex111: Destroyed NA logistic vehicles by BHT in JILLI, YOBE STATE.
bidex111. this Jilli attack, what is really going on there? cos I learnt that the base was heavilly manned by our lads, what is really going on there in the north east? is it that our millitary lack the capacity to significantly rout this baggars? or what? I am just so angry. how can a rag tag group of armed men over run a military base. I don't understand. is morale low with our lads? or what? I am confused. when will all these nonsense stop? this is not the Nigerian millitary I know.
I have waited for this moment keenly. Somebody has to start telling these fake men of God that God is perfect and God does not lie. I just can't imagine how a mere mortal will descend so low, as to bring his issues In mockery of the God he worships. This same man once told us that Elrufai will die in a week and up till now he is still bubbling, same dude told us that Jonah will win the 2015 ,presidential election yet, we saw another result. GULLIBLE fools will come and show their age long deformed and screwed thinking of follow follow religion. Why is it that this people send curses everyday and all no effect. They claim to commune with God yet they can't ask him to automatically solve the Boko Haram carnage, whenever the issue is brought up they divulge and act as if it's not a Christian issue, FUNNY they claim to raise the dead but at the same time ride Bullet proof cars and move with Body Guards, so nobody wan die If Apostle Sulaiman and his followers believe he is a man of God let them come out and defend his Prophecy on Ekiti. Fayemi has won. We just have to let them know we are watching and listening to all their fuckery
are you a learner? oga sule is busy seeking redemption behind the big bubble butt of one fine yanriya.
SalamRushdie: I will not lie I am totally depressed by the magnitude of rigging that took place in Ekiti and how gullible Nigerians have quietly accepted their faith even though they know the results announced were not the true reflection of the results in ground ....I will not accept another four years of Buhari never never I will rather relocate from this country to somewhere where fairness and equity is upheld ... I can see that Buhari will easily rig the 2019 elections and this is how Nigerians will siddon look and allow themselves to be cheated.... I am sad that all our efforts as good Nigerians to make sure we rid govt of closet Islamic terrorist won't yield the desired result because of of Buharis brazen type of reason ....Its time we take our petition to God because from what I see from the Ekiti election Buhari has rigged his way to 2019 already .Sad day for me ...make I reach church
church? you miss road ooo. you for just quietly branch the nearest beer parlour to drown your sorrow with some bottles of hot beer. you guys think that elections are won online, I can't wait to vote for buhari come 2019.
Fesomu: Forget sentiment, nobody sabi run pass fayose. You can't wish an Hausa military man who happens to be the president of Nigeria dead on a national newspaper and expect him not to take it personal
loveformercy: True life story, not frame up!!! I had this friend(no longer my friend) who slept with a lady after her traditional wedding. The lady was a corper then serving, but slept with this guy after her traditional wedding. The main wedding(white wedding) took off & she has gone on with her life & gave birth. Though a lot of serious issues happened. This same friend(no more a friend)told me the lady named her first child after his name.
Is sex after traditional wedding adultery or is it after white wedding we call it adultery
their is nothing like white or church wedding in the bible. the traditional marriage is the most important wedding recognised by God. in essence the the trado wedding is the main one your ex friend don commit ogbonge adultery and big sin in the eyes of God and man.
Your valid ID (International passport or drivers licence) if you are registering as an individual or the Certificate of Incorporation of your company, ID and Tax Identification letter if registering as a business.
Let's start by understanding the dynamics of a cars cooling sytem.
the fans are supposed to operate when the coolant temp exceeds 98-100deg celcius.
That brings down the temperature of the car to about 89deg and then the fans go off.
The same cycle continues there after.
Now when the A/C is turned on the radiator fans come on and stay on until cabin temp drops to lower than set temp. Then the Fan and the compressor shut off for a while then come back on again. On a hot day of if system is defective this takes a long time to happen, and the a/c might stay on longer.
Now on wet days the rest interval for the fans is much longer and stays of for a longer period of time.
In floods the reason you are told to turn off you a/c is because the fans where designed to blow air in the direction of the engine, and not water, it over works the fan and splashes water over the engine which can cause damage if certain parts are not covered.
Now to your a/c that stopped working inside the pool of water It might be rapid cooling that caused a crack in a previously welded point. A/c should work better on a wet day.
nah every day I dey learn from professor gazzuzz, keep up the good work sir.
AutoJoshNG: In this article, I will be taking you through the easy steps you can use to buy your car from USA and ship to Nigeria without leaving your bedroom. Virtually all car dealers in Nigeria follow these same steps to buy and import the cars they sell to you. I'll be proud to hear that you were able to import your car all by yourself after you read this post.
Steps to buy your car from USA and ship to Nigeria.
Register with a car auction website:
Online car auction is the safest and most reliable way to buy your car across the Atlantic especially when you do not have a well trusted ally over there. Don't make the mistake of sending your money to any dealership. Most importantly, never send your money to family and friends that are not well trusted as they may use your money to pay rent. Some of these auction companies offer free registration while others charge $200 (N91,000) initial registration as well as annual subscription. A few of these online car auction sites are copart.com, auctionexport.com, iaai.com etc. You will also need to submit your identification card as well as other required documents in order to increase your bidding eligibility.
Learn and understand the common terms used in car auction:
This is very important as the technical terms are tools you require to make purchase decisions. You need to know the meaning of salvage title, clean title, buy it now, pure sale, enhanced vehicle, engine start program, run and drive etc. You also need a basic idea of the location of the states in USA so your story won't be like that of a guy who bought a car in Oregon State thinking the car was in Orlando, Florida. He eventually paid additional $1,500 (N250,000) in shipping charges back in 2014. OYO is your case if you make such mistake today as you'll have to cough out N700,000.
Note that you cannot export a car that does not have a valid title. You should only proceed to bid if the car's title document is clean title, certificate of title or salvage title. You will not be able to export a car from USA if it has bill of sale or parts only certificate except the car is dismantled.
Search and select the car you want to buy:
This is the most tedious part of buying a car in Nigeria as you sometimes have to drive from Lagos to Ibadan in search of a car you may not like eventually. However, online auction gives you access to over 150,000 cars from your bedroom. Isn't that interesting?
At this point, you really need to shine your eyes. This is where most people make mistakes as they fall in love with a car that looks spotless in picture. Thereby ignoring the fact that the vehicle narration states that it has a front end accident. You may not see the front damage in the picture because the car may have been partially repaired by the insurance company before putting it up for bid. Hence, you have to pay attention to every single detail and don't just look at a car on the surface.
Well, some car dealers in Nigeria don't pay attention to details because they prefer to buy the scrappy accidented cars which are cheaper and they come fix them here. Make sure you do a Vehicle History/VIN check before you proceed to buy the car. You can also engage the service of independent inspectors who would do a thorough inspection of the vehicle on your behalf. This inspection service comes at a cost of about $90.
Buy your car:
Some cars are listed as buy it now which means you can buy them at the displayed price immediately you spot them. However, other cars can only be purchased at a predetermined bid date. So you have to wait for that date and time to join the bid room (See video of Nigerians in the bid room).
When I get to this stage, I always pray this our Naija internet does not mess me up. I dumped Swift Network for Smile but now thinking of Spectranet as the Smile is beginning to turn to frown.
Pay for your car:
Bank wire transfer and debit/credit card are the 2 main options you can use to make your payment. The card payment is faster and cheaper, however, you'll be restricted by maximum card limits and declined transactions on most Nigerian cards. Therefore, you are probably left with just the wire transfer. Buy dollar from your Aboki and send through your bank dollar account. All these can be done over the phone and online.
Furthermore, you have to initiate the transfer of the money as soon as possible because you will be charged a penalty of $50 to $100 if they don't get your money within 2-3 business days. Immediately they receive the money, they credit your car auction online account with the same amount. Hence, your payment for the car in processed and voila! the car is yours.
Ship your car from USA:
At this point, you or your shipping agent in USA will arrange a tow truck or flat bed to pick up the car and deliver at the closest US seaport. This cost may be as low as $200 and it may be as high as $1,800 if you buy your car in a state that is far away from the seaports on the east coast.
Note that your car must leave the auction company's compound/yard within 7 days after the bid date. Else, you will start to pay $20 daily for storage charge.
Your shipping agent clears the car through US customs for export. Before, you know it, your car is already on the Atlantic heading to Nigeria. Most people prefer Ro-Ro (Roll on Roll off) shipping method to Container shipping. This is because the container shipping method is a little more expensive. You also have to pair with other people in order to share the container cost. The challenge with the pairing is some of the people you share the container with may delay in presenting their shipping documents or payment for import duty in Nigeria and this may make you incur demmurage at Lagos port.
Clear your car with Nigeria Customs:
You can do this yourself if you have the time and energy to spare. Alternatively, employ the service of a reliable clearing agent who will clear your car within 2-3 days.
The surface duty is 35% of the estimated value of the car. In addition, you will pay surcharge, VAT, shipping and terminal charges as well as other miscellaneous charges. Note that owners of 2016 and 2017 cars with mileage less than 5,000 kilometres will pay surface duty of 70%.
Finally:
It takes an average of 6 weeks to get the car from the auction site to Lagos. I have done it before in 4 weeks but that was just a one-off.
Now. you can buy your car from USA and ship to Nigeria without leaving your house.
Tell if you brought in your car from USA and your experience.
u attempt to save the drowning by diving as well. we all know that whoever want to commit suicide has made up his/her mind, so diving with him/her is not a rescue attempt for the person involved, but for the keys of the sweet ride that kazeems will later abuse in an attempt to open, start and drive
PS make sure u come out alive as well
if the person you are diving after to rescue key nah ijebu man wetin you go do? that means nah two suicide be that.
they always resort to insults when you catch their hands in the cookie jar. let me school you a bit, so that your ignorance wont put you in a cul de sac. their is no tribe in nigeria called hausafulani. you are either hausa or fulani. make you dey try leave your yard small to mingle with human beigns. you hear?.
Av u ever stayed in Abuja or do u stay in Abuja and where. Abuja has the best roads i have seen so far in Nigeria. I currently live in the city o and its funny u said eye sore, how if i may ask
NB i am basing my judgement on places i av been to or lived in i.e Lagos, Ogun, Ibadan, porrharcout
i still insist 95% of their ACCESS ROADS nah eye sore.
pa sule, you wont understand your son's pain. his offering and tithes basket is not full and overflowing with stolen funds that our crazed and supremely corrupt politicians normally dash out to most of these so called daddy g.o's.
Atiku strikes again. atikulating from from naija to yankee via the help of congress man jefferson. very soon, we will hear about his exploits in china.
Nairaland / General / Re: Cameroon Dishes by hakimi1974(m): 2:02pm On Aug 05, 2018 
