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What’s in a name? When you’re a 41-year-old
woman from Hartlepool, England, the answer is 161 words, including “Stereo”, “Coalition”,
“Feedback” and “Ben”. According to a BBC News report, Dawn McManus, 41, has legally changed her name to this: Red Wacky League Antlez Broke the Stereo Neon Tide Bring Back Honesty Coalition Feedback Hand of Aces Keep Going Captain Let’s Pretend Lost State of Dance Paper Taxis Lunar Road Up Down Strange All and I Neon Sheep Eve Hornby Faye Bradley AJ Wilde Michael Rice Dion Watts Matthew Appleyard John Ashurst Lauren Swales Zoe Angus Jaspreet Singh Emma Matthews Nicola Brown Leanne Pickering Victoria Davies Rachel Burnside Gil Parker Freya Watson Alisha Watts James Pearson Jacob Sotheran Darley Beth Lowery Jasmine Hewitt Chloe Gibson Molly
Farquhar Lewis Murphy Abbie Coulson Nick
Davies Harvey Parker Kyran Williamson Michael
Anderson Bethany Murray Sophie Hamilton Amy Wilkins Emma Simpson Liam Wales Jacob
Bartram Alex Hooks Rebecca Miller Caitlin Miller Sean McCloskey Dominic Parker Abbey Sharpe
Elena Larkin Rebecca Simpson Nick Dixon Abbie Farrelly Liam Grieves Casey Smith Liam Downing Ben Wignall Elizabeth Hann Danielle
Walker Lauren Glen James Johnson Ben Ervine
Kate Burton James Hudson Daniel Mayes Matthew Kitching Josh Bennett Evolution
Dreams!!!
As even the former Ms. McManus will acknowledge, it’s basically just a big jumble of nonsense between the words “Red” and “Dreams” — although that’s really the point. She changed her name, she said, to draw attention to her charity, Red Dreams, which
supports young people who want to pursue creative careers. “We have processed a number of crazy name changes to date, but this is the longest one on record,” said Tina Clough, spokesperson for The Legal Deed Poll Service, which handles name change requests in England. There are lots of practical considerations to ponder about having a 161 word long name, as the BBC notes: “Ms Dreams said she did not know how the new name would fit on her passport or bank card but hoped she would be allowed to use initials or an abbreviated version.” That does looks like a problem, unless her card provider has some ingenious way of printing infinitesimally small font on the card. But, aside from everyday annoyances, if she wants to keep what’s possibly one of the world’s longest names, she’d better be ready to take on challengers. www.newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/04/womans-new-name-spans-161-words/?hpt=hp_t3


I wonder what was going through her mind... Lol.

IZUKWU: igba ndi eze.

Lol... Nwanne m ndewo!

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mesmerized confabulated serenity

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Thats smart!

I dont understand your ad. You want to sell the filling station or what?

Lecturer: What do you understand by definitive deficit equity?
Akpors: lambata ighotobore amarakata.
Lecturer: I don’t understand you.
Akpors: Same here...

sally bonne: I tink abi I know my joke was modified why now,there was no vulgarity and now d joke looks strange even 2 me.wateva sha,mk I jst get used 2 dis place

Welcome to nairaland. Some things are really unmentionables... Thats why your post looks strange to you. Just watch carefully and learn how guys get around word censors! Welcome once more.

Piyke: Omo I remember the myth that if eat mango and drink garri u will die It made the rounds well when I was in 2ndry skl and never saw anyone who tried to disprove it. Any of us heard it?

Lol... Scary stories back then.

Please house, can anybody tell me the range of fees payable even if it is an estimate for someone aspiring to study M.Sc Mathematics?

1. TSA of cylinder = 2πr(r + h)
2. The total surface area of a cone = πrl + πr^2 or πr(r + l)
. Where l= slant height.
5. TSA of cuboid = 2(lw+wh+hl). Where l,w and h = sides of a cuboid.

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I googled their office and i got this. Hope it helps. Zonal Office 14, BROAD STREET MARINA LAGOS LAGOS-STATE 0803 375 0694

Exponental: -Written, directed and produced by d same person.
-Advert floods d first half hr (tank God 4 ff).
-Affluent Actors change cars n d cars are not seen @ d residence.

Thank God really for fast forward!

bin gbagbo: Somebody stole my laptop yesterday when i was fast asleep.
the fellow also succeeded in shaving off my dreadlocks.
anybody with any knowledge concerning my missing laptop must please dial 08044183511467

You forgot to add that the thief also had your albino skin dyed...

ziiidos: sum1 plz remind me 2 laff !!

Please laugh now abeg.

Lol... Yeah just as facebook is part of the CIA!

I was happy when you said you're leaving nairaland for good... Please how much do you want me to pay you so that you can stop posting these craps? I'm serious bin! Albino boy!

Ken kenny: Pls NLDs,when is d nigeria civil defence corpse likely to start recruitment?

The CORPSE dont recruit... In fact, dead men dont recruit or do anything! But the Nigeria Civil Defence Corps may likely recruit any time though i heard that they did some in-house recruitment late last year.

not interested

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seconded!

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how do i get it or how much does it costs? I dont wanna call nobody!

lincy: All I knw is dat v communicate, am stii in my primary 3 by d time I reach 6 I go perfect well ,beside, na borrowed lingwa.

Yeye thread members hw wish all d talk talk we una dey talk go solve d national problem. It time we work not talking

who come be yeye thread members? Dem dey advice you make you learn how to write well, you dey shake head like tolotolo! Mind yourself oh cos i no wan insult person again this year oh!

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O boy see Engrrrrrrrrish. [/quote]I dey tell you... I guess the OP is madam P herself... Hahahahhaahhahahaha...

Judek2: I shall laff later

Me too

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