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answer na

lol... Na wa o!

Wow! 5 pounds? Wtf?!

why i love nairaland joke section? The main post is always dry but the replies are always hillarious!

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lol

It is certain that the poster with username PAWA774 is a nairalander. He/she must have quickly opened a new account to defend the scam he/she or they are trying to pull. i strongly believe the scammer is a guy using feminine alias just to deceive people, And wetin concern us where she get her masters from? This is typical of scammers as they are proud and always show off to make you believe them! I.di.ots!

Scammer! May God judge you,

subscribing,

I guess it's no coincidence that the two posters above me are one and same person. One person with two usernames trying to scam people,

Lucario007:
seen this b4, but still funny if nt 4 d terrible shorthand and spellings.

My points exactly!

Richieboyn:
werin concern yu with ma shorthand and spellinqs?? U knw book pass me Jorrrrr O!!

i no know book pass you na im make me de beg you to write well,

this would have passed for a joke if not for the unnecessary shorthands/bad spellings.

Another stupid thread,

¤¤Make i go take watermelon¤¤

Same with me,

niyooo:
You applied for a slut? Wonder what you'll teach the students if u end up getting the 'slut'!!

I wonder o, Dude it aint a brothel! Lol

same with me, did the 5 questions/3 minutes test and that was it. Hope i get called anyway.

booqee:
U try

hope it's not your church? No vex o! Lol,

I was in a church program and the pastor was like: "Your subsidy must be replaced! No one has the right to remove subsidy from your life! The kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violence taketh by force, Bla bla bla" I was confused, so i asked the person beside me "Is this a church or an NLC rally?". "Na church na!" he fumed. I walked out of the hall and guess what i saw on the church's signpost, 'Jehovah El'Subsidy Renewal Ministries Int. Inc. Ltd, Ijo Mimo Subsidy Lati Orun Wa, Ikeja, Lagos'

Op, I saw harjibel but i wont tell you where until you hand me a reward!

it is well:
U try small.

Abi?

Ajibel:
Not good

Ajibel= bad belle!

Ebuka was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question 3 which says: ''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop' After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:
Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga. Oga: Ebuka, how did it go? Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question 3 Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a
Shop. Oga:And what did you write? Ebuka: Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while
shop Is at Alaba. Oga: So is that all you wrote?
Ebuka: Yes. Oga: Common go back and put the phone numbers and Complete address, stupid boy! That's how you lose customers, idiot!!!

Lol

send all the info to hakunajim@gmail.com thanks

Donchizzy1:
Can you throw more light on this scheme??

Or SCAM

lol