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dopeJemi: lemme xplain it. room1 had men standin on deir heads on a hard wooden floor,

room2 had men standin on deir heads on a hard cemented floor

so basiclly room3 was no different which had men standing on deir heads in sh^t buh d tym d 3men came in, dy were avin deir coffee break dahs y dy chose room3 nt knwin dat d men were actually standin on deir heads in sh^t

Only a novice will make a joke and then explain it. What do you think we are? Dullard like you? Common get a life dude!

ITbomb: me sef dey fear to comment , make dem no use me do engleash class

234GT: God, see as first lady dey fall people hand. Poster shoot gun write blonder, person wey wan correct am self shoot gun write misspelled. As a sharp guy, I take pidgen write my comment make I no follow shoot gun. Gun no dey for pidgen

Lol... And to be on the safer side, me self laugh in pidgin make i no shoot gun... Lol

No be only four una eyes for complete, na forty! Monkey!

Lol... Same thing with 08034190419. People that picked calls from this number received the mark '419' on their foreheads.

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ITbomb: ***singing ' if you're living in a glass house don't throw stone***

No mind am... Lol.

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ganye1: You are not a serious smoker.

Abi? Him for smoke s.hit pending when he can get cigarrettes...

larride: Errant rubbish.......mtchew

Badt belle!!!!

bin gbagbo: heeeeeeeeey!!!! see me see wahalla oooo!, who gave this bush pig chewing stick to brush? ode!!

lol... Oya no vex, monkey!

bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS: READ GBAGBOLOSOPHY

PUNISHMENT: SWEEP THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL TOILET FOR ONE WEEK

COMMENT GRADING: FF

REMARKS: MAKE BETTER COMMENTS OR WALK AWAY NEXT TIME..

PUNISHMENT: PACK ALL THE S..HIT IN THE NAFDAC TOILET [WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT FIND THE ELUSIVE PELLETS TO INCRIMINATE BABA SUWE]

NONSENSE!

A man who had suffered so much because of
Poverty, was tired of Life and wanted to kill himself, so he decided he would die by a train accident. The next morning he got up from his bed, wore his clothes without eating anything and went to the Railway, he didn't know that the Train drivers were on strike. He stood in the middle of the rails and waited from morning until evening. No train came, so he was very tired and hungry. He then said," Let me quickly go home and eat before HUNGER KILLS ME.!

Nope... He had set up a committee to look into a day that would be convinient for the welcome party...

Lol... I laughed oh... Cos despite the fact that the bus' AC is on, the pastor was sweating profusely...

Alright, i know its not funny but the way some people go about preaching the word of God to travellers is kind of wack... I took a bus going to abuja at the E.Ekesons park at mazamaza, Lagos and as the bus was about moving, two make-shift pastors with over-sized COAT OF ARM [i.e those coat that has arm pads instead of shoulder pads] came struggling for who will preach/pray for us passengers. After all said and done, one left the other to handle our bus and walked away to another bus. To cut it all short, we left the park with the pastor squeezed by the door, after his little sermon and long prayers, by then we were almost getting to Cele along Apapa-Oshodi road.
MOG: Now brethren, whatever the Lord has in your mind to give, please do so and God will bless you.
[Pause]
[No response]
MOG: Children of God, give back unto God what He has given unto you, for God loves a cheerful giver. And He will bless you as you support His work.
[Another pause, while scanning our faces, yet no response from anybody]
MOG: Okay FELLOW PASSENGERS [WTF?! Is he going to Abuja with us?!], if you cant support the work of God, then give His servant something to go back to mazamaza, praise the Lord!
[absolute silence just like in the graveyard]
MOG: Chai! I've not seen this kind of passengers in my life! May God bless you as you pay my transport back to mazamaza... Who is the person in this bus whom God has placed it in his mind to help his servant get back to mazamaza?
[I could hear giggles from some girls at the back seat. Then an old woman stretched a note to the man]
MOG: 100 naira? Praise God sha. May God bless you my sister.
[He peeped out of the window]
MOG: We don even pass Oshodi self, driver abeg drop me for here... Na wa o... Abeg driver give me 50naira make i add am go back to mazamaza abeg...


Anyway, not that i despise the word of God but i just dont appreciate the way these so-called pastors now uses the gospel as means of making money. It's so odd...

whats the last price?

dadicvila: walahi i no believe say na you make this kain sensible contribution...hope all is well?

lol

I was there on monday 13th for a written test. Its a teaching job anyways...

lol

Lol... Thats naija for you. Autographs no be money na.

Really?

flexya: Mine cost N1200 usin BSM rather dan BCM. The only difference I av experience btw both plans is wit the email. My email is not authomatically retrieved and delivered 2 my phone. I thk the BSM only allows one email adrss and dats the one wit the airtel domain attached. Its no biggie for me as I already av mY yahoo mail bookmarked. Just needs 2 be refreshed 2 get new msgs.

As for how u use on ur PC, its straight forward. After subscribin for BB on a BB phone, remove the SIM and put into ur airotel or universal modem. Dats itM browse away. No tweeks needed. I actually use mine on my MTeN modem, which has been unlocked for any netwrk. Google this 2 learn how if interested. If I can do it, trust me, so can anyone!!

I tried the mtn 400 naira weekly bis and it did not work for me... That's why im skeptical about this airtel bis... Please is there any special settings i should know of, like apn, and so on? Please share... Thanks.

Valiantvaliant: Y must you take the name of our Lord and joke with it. This is more than ' thou shall not call the name of the Lord thy God in vain'. May the Lord forgive u.

Amen ooo

goldtito: its cheaper if u use the bb subscription. send bcm to 440. Its 1.1gb for 30 days.cost 1400naira. And u can use on fone and pc. Goodluck.
More info goldtito@gmail.com

how do one use the bis on pc? Pls share info here... Thanks.

Thank me: Lytu wonda u fail ur exams, i shud fink part of d reasons y u do is due to loss of memory............ I no get ur tymmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Thank you...

paste it here man

lol