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Politics / Re: Julius Agwu Stranded By Air Nigeria Closure In USA by hakwise(m): 2:10pm On Sep 08, 2012
masterpiecer: Am i d only one confused here?
When was london relocated to the US?undecided


Yes it has been relocated naaa due to sesmic activities ...haa..infact as am talkin to you nw iyana ipaja in lagos has been translocated to florida grin ......
Politics / Re: Foreigners Own Naira Patent – CBN by hakwise(m): 9:44pm On Sep 04, 2012
Yeah....I av always known that with †ђξ level of corruption in Nigeria, unbelievable silence of we nigerians n †ђξ greed of our leaders I can assure you that Nigeria itself is sold out already .....believe M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ and our leaders are really concealing alot from us !!!!..their are more!!! More shocking revelations..(The americans know all these things n they av done their maths ...that is how they arrived at 2015 for our breakup !!.we are gettin there already....***CLAPPING BRAVO***

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Celebrities / Re: OBJ & Comedian BOVI In A Mock Boxing Match ( Pic) by hakwise(m): 11:32am On Sep 04, 2012
this one is so so funny i tell grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Definition Of Trouble by hakwise(m): 4:55pm On Aug 28, 2012
When a mad woman ask for Ɣø̲̣̣Your pin says Ɣø̲̣̣Your sexy grin !!
Politics / Re: Youths Chase Ondo-Monarch Out Of Palace!!! by hakwise(m): 4:21am On Aug 28, 2012
Okija_juju:

Standing up for blah! blah! Blah!!

More like behaving like NURTW touts..

The matter is in court already so why act like untrained morons?! angry

They even Manghandled him..

Blocked the road..

Constituted a nuisance..

When would Yorubas start behaving like civilized human beings?!

I am sure that traditionally, there is a due process for removing an Oba, why not follow it?!

And here we are and a supposedly educated Yoruba man is supporting such Rascality...




Just like ghadafi was chased out by touts too right?....pack well jooor!!!
Politics / Re: Advantages Of Nairaland Forum. by hakwise(m): 9:13am On Aug 26, 2012
Naira land...makes even we †ђξ onlookers read,laugh and forget our sorrows! grin
Health / How Healthy Is This Our Traditional Herbal Drink For Pile (ogun Jedi) by hakwise(m): 7:43pm On Aug 20, 2012
Right from my university days....concerning my sex life their are three things I don joke with....

1.†ђξ best non alcoholic Traditional herbal drink I can get...that will keep M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ fit !! So that goin 4 or 5 round oon my babes wouldn't be a mirage!

2.†ђξ best bafs (cloths) n other swaggy accessories in town that my money can buy!!

3. †ђξ best well flavoured condoms.....

So now can I get ur feed back oon ur opinions onn †ђξ use of these herbal drinks (ogun jedi)!!! Should I continue to use it..since its potent ? Any long term side effects??...
Over to you guys...!!
Politics / Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by hakwise(m): 9:14pm On Aug 12, 2012
DailyNews:

Why is it that everyone Nigerian that undergoes the FOREX sorry, FOREST lol training must start his or her own FOREST training too? If its as profitable & risk-low as they preach, why then must everyone that attends a FOREST training start his/her own? Is it not a way to recover their lost training fee expenses? How can FOREX trading trainers be deceiving Nigerians that with just $100 you can start FOREST lol trading & earn up to $50 hourly wth no risk, just to lure innocent youths into their fraudulent scheme & still govt. allowed them to be advertising their fraudulent business scheme on state & national broadcasts? It cannot happen in a healthy nation you know it, so lets not argue bro...just tell yourself the truth & you yourself also know how much you are trading with; it is practically impossible to start a live FOREX trade with just $100 & make huge marginal profit in such a minute time-frame as most FOREX trading trainers do preach! To excel in FOREX trading, you need a huge capital, you need to undergo serious training that is beyond a two-weeks training, & you need more tools than they preach, & its a high risk business to venture. So in its totality, FOREX TRADING business adverts in Nigeria are all fraudulent aimed at defrauding innocent & ignorant Nigerian youths, especially students & the jobless youths, period!

Well for clarity of purpose...I don't also subscribe to †ђξ 100 dolls thing...but that is not to discredit †ђξ whole FOREX BIZ..which sm of us take pride in and has been oon for yrs nw....†ђξ least I advice one can trade with is 40K or 50k dolls that would make sense ...in a mkt where over 4.7 trillion dollars exchange hand daily if not more now!!.......in addition why I feel most nigerians fall victim is †ђξ situation we found ourselves in this country.....what would U̶̲̥̅̊ Ħª√ę them do??..they have to do sumthing...my advice is for peoplee to be calm n seek for more information onn †ђξ BIZ cause it is actually not for every body....

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Politics / Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by hakwise(m): 7:42pm On Aug 12, 2012
DailyNews: Only in Nigeria will a commodity be banned entry into the country & still the same commodity is being sold at all corners of the country even beside the boundary gate!

Only in Nigeria will 225,000 able graduates with excellent academic grade applies for a vacancy of 595 slot in a govt. organization & the GMD of the organization comes openly in a national broadcast to say that if his daughter failed the job test & couldn't get the job, then every other graduate ought not complain, becos that alone to him showed that the recruitment was free & fair knowing too well that it is impossible for father & child to work in same organization that isn't owned by their family.

Only in Nigeria will a military officer be chasing & wooing girls openly on the road wearing his national military uniform without fear of being court-martialled for unprofessional conduct.

Only in Nigeria will a fraudulent business be advertised on national & state televisions & radio stations, & the business goes ahead defrauding citizens for years & still be allowed to keep advertising without any investigation, a.k.a. FOREX TRADE that some Nigerians used to defraud so many innocent Nigerian youths & students.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady be more active & popular than the foreign affairs minister & even state governors.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady commission national military weaponry & gadgets.

Only in Nigeria will innocent youths be offered admission into govt. institutions (polytechnics & technical colleges), & they strive to graduate & face total certificate discrimination during job openings & still the govt. allows such program & certificate to be issued without a review of the program to change things & stop defrauding & deceiving innocent youths.

Only in Nigeria will you see a national power generation/supply body or organization, viz. PHCN running on standby generators & heavy duty listers to power their offices & complexes

Only in Nigeria will people pay for service & still plead the service provider to please serve them well, while the service provider turns to the aggressor instead of pleading the customer...

Only in Nigeria will an indigenous head of a multinational co. advice a foreign owner/investor to pay indigenous workers lesser salary compared to the international standard, giving excuses that the workers will start to live extravagant life & the males will end up partying & marrying many wives instead of concentrating on how to move their co. forward...just to please the foreign investor & to appear nice...viz. the new Coca Cola Nig. Ltd now acquired by Henn......

BRB


Pls pls pls ......if ur ignorant about sumthing...U̶̲̥̅̊ ask openly n peoplee will explain it to you....FOREX TRADING is not fraud..it is nigerians that are fraudulent ...I was defraud ed too by some schemers under †ђξ ploy of FOREX TRADING... That made M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to seek more knowledge onn it n I thank God today I know better ... N av. Made alot from it !! So bro if U̶̲̥̅̊ no know we will tell U̶̲̥̅̊ !!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Greece World Cup Match Was Fixed ? by hakwise(m): 12:50pm On Aug 07, 2012
XFive: I know you are from Burundi

U̶̲̥̅̊ no like togo grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Greece World Cup Match Was Fixed ? by hakwise(m): 12:00pm On Aug 07, 2012
Nigeria ....una don carry this corruption a step further hmmm..!!

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Sports / Nigeria Vs Greece World Cup Match Was Fixed ? by hakwise(m): 8:56am On Aug 07, 2012
World Cup match between Nigeria and Greece "FIXED", says former FIFA man


Fifa's former head of security, Chris Eaton, last night claimed the world governing body has investigated the 2010 World Cup match between Nigeria and Greece for suspected match-fixing.

Greece came from behind to defeat their African opponents 2-1 in Bloemfontein – a comeback which was facilitated by the dismissal of Nigeria's Sani Kaita after 33 minutes. Kaita kicked out at Vasilis Torosidis after both players had briefly tangled as they tried to win the ball


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Channel 4 News were unable to get a comment from Kaita or his agent.

Speaking to Channel 4 News, Eaton said the match has been under active investigation
, as was a national federation – and that Fifa's anti-corruption unit has also been contacted by a footballer playing in the Championship expressing concerns over corruption.

In the past, Fifa has confirmed that friendlies and tournament qualifiers have come under suspicion, but has so far denied that any matches in the World Cup finals have been tainted.

Worryingly, Eaton, who is now the International Centre for Sport Security's director of sport integrity, claims that the corruption is embedded in the global game and that referees and other officials are targeted.

"A referee approached a member of the Fifa investigation team and told him that he is the only person with any honesty and integrity in the room," said Eaton.

"How many officials? It may not be thousands but it would certainly be hundreds. We have a number of clubs and federations who are actively under investigation today to see the extent to which criminal infiltration has taken a hold of their decision- making processes."

In spite of Eaton's comments, Fifa denies it is conducting match-fixing investigations relating to any of the matches in the tournament in South Africa two years ago.


Read the full story HERE and the original channel 4 story HERE
Politics / Re: Subsidy Scam: ACN Asks Bamanga Tukur To Step Down by hakwise(m): 6:25pm On Jul 30, 2012
dedeike: They should tell Mr. GBAJA, sorry GBAJABIAMILA, the fraudster to resign first then we can take it up from there. Foolish people.
I didn't know Lai Mohammed still had a voice. I thought he has gone dumb after Oyo taxpayers money was used to sponsor the wives of ACN lawmakers on a trip to London for capacity building training on how to protect their husbands from increasing competition from Oyo babes.


Normally I don subscribe to sum naira landers saying sumpeople were paid to support PDP n GEJ (†ђξ 40 laptop gang) but really I think U̶̲̥̅̊ r one of them ...I av been following all ur comments oon this forum I noticed U̶̲̥̅̊ are always quick to defend †ђξ ruling party n Gej n I also noticed that before a topic that relates to GEJ gets to †ђξ front page U̶̲̥̅̊ r already there dolling out rhetoric abt GEJ that only sumone onn his payroll knows about .....am nt †ђξ type that passes insult but I believe U̶̲̥̅̊ av a conscience in as much as I know U̶̲̥̅̊ r doin this for a living....but that shld nt erode †ђξ facts from fiction....in †ђξ normal nigerian setting is it possible for that guy bamanga's son to be involved in any of those deeds without his father's connections... Pls let's be factual...
Politics / Re: Subsidy Scam: ACN Asks Bamanga Tukur To Step Down by hakwise(m): 6:24pm On Jul 30, 2012
dedeike: They should tell Mr. GBAJA, sorry GBAJABIAMILA, the fraudster to resign first then we can take it up from there. Foolish people.
I didn't know Lai Mohammed still had a voice. I thought he has gone dumb after Oyo taxpayers money was used to sponsor the wives of ACN lawmakers on a trip to London for capacity building training on how to protect their husbands from increasing competition from Oyo babes.


Normally I don subscribe to sum naira landers saying sumpeople were paid to support PDP n GEJ (†ђξ 40 laptop gang) but really I think U̶̲̥̅̊ r one of them ...I av been following all ur comments oon this forum I noticed U̶̲̥̅̊ are always quick to defend †ђξ ruling party n Gej n I also noticed that before a topic that relates to GEJ gets to †ђξ front page U̶̲̥̅̊ r already there dolling out rhetoric abt GEJ that only sumone onn his payroll knows about .....am nt †ђξ type that passes insult but I believe U̶̲̥̅̊ av a conscience in as much as I know U̶̲̥̅̊ r doin this for a living....but that shld nt erode †ђξ facts from fiction....in †ђξ normal nigerian setting is it possible for that guy bamanga's son to be involved in any of those deeds without his father's connections... Pls let's be factual...

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Family / Re: He Sells His Wife's Chin-chin In The Office by hakwise(m): 6:15pm On Jul 25, 2012
I love naira land .....I neva knew this thread could be this controversial yet interesting...aving carefully read all comments ....my point is that its a two edge sword ..in corporate setting selling chin chin is wrong my peoplee hw will U̶̲̥̅̊ feel as a CEO of ur coy U̶̲̥̅̊ catch ur employee sell booli grin in †ђξ office...though some would argue its a suppply based onn order...yet I feel its wrong ....I believe their are still better ways of doiing it.... employ a jobless person to do †ђξ supply coming officially to †ђξ company should do I think...most of all his colleague dat request for †ђξ chin chin are still gonna be †ђξ one that might stand against †ђξ man...when †ђξ overall management hears about it ...so my take is ..support ur wife devise better ways and good luck..!!
Politics / Re: Senator Gyang Datong Killed In Jos by hakwise(m): 6:34pm On Jul 08, 2012
Ramcie: guy u are wicked. May their souls RIP. GEJ, this is the time to act. The truth is, no one is safe in Nigeria not even Mr Presido.

Sooory but its like av nt said anything wrong ..its only dat I know †ђξ president is oon top of patience..***slap my two cheeks** soory I mean is onn of diezani grin soory oon top of †ђξ situation...its like that presidency post is a kingship position baa?? Won't he just get †ђξ bleep outa there ...mhen!!
Politics / Re: Senator Gyang Datong Killed In Jos by hakwise(m): 6:04pm On Jul 08, 2012
All I want to say is plateau is very safe....and †ђξ president is onn top of patience...soory onn top of †ђξ situation grin

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Sports / Re: FIFA Announces Introduction Of Goal-line Technology by hakwise(m): 10:00pm On Jul 05, 2012
Billyonaire: What is Goal-Line technology ?


grin I had scrolled past ur question initially....but sumthing stuck M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ to find out who asked this question if it was billy...so its you again ...!! I serious think U̶̲̥̅̊ r very dunce for this ur incessant n annoying questions oon almost every thread !!!!**HISSES and RELIEVED**

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Politics / New NSA Dasuki Has Met With Top Boko Haram Members by hakwise(m): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2012
†ђξ new NSA rtd general sambo dasuki claimed to Ħª√ę met with †ђξ top boko haram members...

dailypost.com.ng/2012/07/04/i-met-top-boko-haram-members-dasuki/



I have met with top Boko Haram members”-Dasuki
Posted about 4 hours ago | 3 comments
The newly appointed National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (Rtd) today
said in Jos, the Plateau State capital that he had met with some leaders of Boko
Haram sect over possible dialogue with the group.
The new NSA, who spoke during a meeting with stakeholders in Jos, said that he would soon address
the group on the need for it to cease fire and embrace dialogue as soon as possible.
His words, “I was in Yobe and Borno States last week and I have got the telephone numbers and
contacts of key Boko Haram members and I will meet with them.
“I saw the dangerous effect of Boko Haram in these states and what I saw was pathetic.
” But I have the mandate to put heads together with religious and traditional leaders as well as the
state governments to ensure an immediate ceasefire,”
Speaking on why he is Jos, Dasuki explained that he is in area for on-the-spot assessment of the
security challenges and in furtherance of the Federal Government’s peace efforts, particularly across
the northern part of the country.
He expressed confidence that the people of Plateau could put their problems behind them and forge
ahead with genuine peace and reconciliation.
“I have a stake in Plateau because I have lived in Pankshin and Jos when my father resided here. So if
we lived peacefully way back then, it is possible to go back to those good old days.
“Before now, it is difficult for me to believe that you can see a Fulani and Berom man together on the
street of Plateau fighting.
“But the presence of various ethnic and religious groups at this parley is a pointer to the fact that we
want to forge ahead
Romance / Re: Where Did You Meet Your Partner? by hakwise(m): 3:19pm On Jul 01, 2012
At her work place (Bank)
Business / Can An Individual Deal With World Bank? by hakwise(m): 5:36pm On Jun 29, 2012
There is this argument in my office today when some of my colleague were of †ђξ opinion that an individual...can lend money from †ђξ world bank or give out money to world bank....one of my co worker even went further to say that †ђξ late MKO Abiola personally had some dealings with †ђξ bank when he was alive...so am throwing it to †ђξ housee ....is it possible for an individual to give out funds to world bank or gets grants or loan from †ђξ bank...?? Pls I want sound opinion from sound minds...†ђξ internet vultures should make use of †ђξ back button..grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by hakwise(m): 5:44pm On Jun 28, 2012
shocked yo mama mumu sote hin climb NEPA pole to charge her phone......grin
Politics / Re: Edo State Gubernatorial Election Debate by hakwise(m): 10:17pm On Jun 27, 2012
sunch: It would be terrible if the edos would allow the charlies and his cohorts to get to osadebey street.
I wonder what he was thinking or probably it was a slip of tongue for charles to say United Nation do lend out money.
I bow down my head in laughter and shame.

cheesygringringringrin ....hin talk am true true ...make †ђξ guy enter UN office with hin letter naa go borrow money!! Yeye guy..grin
Politics / Re: FG Writes US Over Possible Drone Strikes On Nigerian Soil by hakwise(m): 9:40am On Jun 23, 2012
Billyonaire: Boko Haram wait there and "do God's work", the drones are coming....

No mind them jare na so so to dey lie lie abt God's work ..shee na God tell them personally to dey kill innocent souls grin by †ђξ timee †ђξ drone 'ata ma tase' starts rollin in they no go wait naa..NO BE THE PERSON WEY CAR KNOCK DWN TO NOTE THE DWN THE NUMBER PLATE grin grin

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Education / Re: ASUU Introduces ‘UNILAG Forever’ Badge To Discredit Renaming by hakwise(m): 7:37pm On Jun 19, 2012
I believe most of U̶̲̥̅̊ that are in support of †ђξ name change ...it is either its bad belle or you are ignorant of what name a or brand name is all about...corporates organisation fight with their sweat and blood to build a brand name for themselves, that even long after their inception †ђξ name goes oon to open doors ...an institution like UNILAG has built a brand for over 50 years with their sweat,.and which has nt even gotten to its pride of place..bt alas slowly bt surely!!! only for our BELOVED grin president to change it overnight ...and for those that are abusing those lecturers for coming out should know that this a democratic setting where †ђξ peoplee must be heard...†ђξ president is human and can make errors ..and †ђξ peoplee also Ħª√ę that right to protest ...†ђξ staffs n student should fight them till they change it back...†ђξ local n †ђξ international media is there as a very useful tool!! Thanks..

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Culture / Re: Europeans Want To Relocate To Africa While We Move To Europe by hakwise(m): 6:41pm On Jun 19, 2012
[quote author=hunter121]I incline toward your idea.

Nigerians would definitely huge such opportunity as most of us are snow freak grin...†ђξ europeans would embrace such opportunity too ....wait make niger boiz reach there ...na to turn a place like central london to OSHODI grin my niger peoplee I salute una ...
Politics / Re: 2015 Elections: North May Not Endorse Buhari by hakwise(m): 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2012
Na U̶̲̥̅̊ know stop nose pocking ...let them discuss whatever †ђξ outcome is ...its their business...more over U̶̲̥̅̊ sound like sumone scared of an alliance ...
Culture / Re: Europeans Want To Relocate To Africa While We Move To Europe by hakwise(m): 3:25pm On Jun 16, 2012
winkLet's say them ask U̶̲̥̅̊ wey dey talk say I funny ....say U̶̲̥̅̊ should swap ur residency to a country in europe ...and denounce anything that has to do with nigeria ....no be with mario speed!!! U̶̲̥̅̊ go grab am!!!! .... wink
Culture / Re: Europeans Want To Relocate To Africa While We Move To Europe by hakwise(m): 8:09am On Jun 16, 2012
:DIgbo peoplee wey go dey airport n seaport dey find available road go be 80%... ;DIgbo ...chai I don find trouble O°˚˚˚
Culture / Re: Europeans Want To Relocate To Africa While We Move To Europe by hakwise(m): 6:07am On Jun 16, 2012
Murtaa muhammed airport no go contain  when they declare am :DMurtaa muhammed airport no go contain  when they declare am

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