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Forum Games / Re: Funny Names Abbreviation. by haladug(m): 10:57pm On Oct 10, 2013
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Business / Re: Procedures To Get TIN No. From FIRS by haladug(m): 8:56pm On Oct 10, 2013
DEBOLABI: i registered for TIN and i was issued. but i needed VAT CERTIFICATE. FIRS official in there office told me to bring (10,000 NAIRA for VAT CERTIFICATE).
i taught it was a joke.

i needed this VAT CERTIFICATE badly last week, i have no option than to pay the 10,000 naira. But what i was given sound suspicious, although it was carbonized on a receipt. They collected the 10,000 (naira) in cash in there office (OTTA integrated office) without any receipt to show for it.

what amazed me most was that PEN (biro) was using to write my company name.

please House help me confirm if what i'm given CAN ACTUALLY REPRESENT VAT CERTIFICATE?

yes! That's what it looks like and it seems genuine but FYI: all FIRS payments are made at the bank, e-tickets duly issued and receipted even if such payment is paltry N50.
Business / Re: Procedures To Get TIN No. From FIRS by haladug(m): 1:35pm On Oct 10, 2013
eddiebruk:

you dont need an application letter..? An application letter i needed, Oga abeg shift when people with experience are talking you should take your ignorance somewhere else, it is not guaranteed to be same day, like i said before it depends on the effectiveness of the branch you are applying to. You just want to disgrace yourself that you are a compound Idiooot
I can see you are fuming already but I didn't mean the ignorance' as an insult, but just what best describes your level of knowledge on this topic. and what experience are you boasting of? over a year of touting or what? or are you an insider? and you still don't know the basic information about who heads the organisation? you should hide your face in your palms and bow down your head in shame to have referred to it as 'Comptroller General'. I am telling you about FIRS Practice, Processes and Standards and you are there wallowing and basking in your tomfoolery. the fact it happens that way to you does not mean its the idle practice of FIRS. #Learn2Learn
Business / Re: Procedures To Get TIN No. From FIRS by haladug(m): 12:34pm On Oct 10, 2013
eddiebruk: Write an Application Letter to the comptroller general of FIRS with your registered company letter headed paper to obtain a TIN number, take the letter there together with your Incorporation certificate, they will make a copy of it, and give you a form to fill, after which you will be asked to return back to get your TIN.
Please don't misguide people with your ignorance. learn to stay mute when you don't have the substance to contribute on a topic.
Note:
1. The Executive head of FIRS is Executive Chairman and not Comptroller General
2. You don't write an Application in order to obtain a TIN. You are only required to take your registration papers for sighting
3. A Business name is different from a Company, the latter is incorporated while the former is not
4. You don't submit anything and come back as it doesn't take more than 20mins to have your TIN generated, printed and issued to you for FREE.
Finally, the procedure is as follows...To obtain a TIN number is so simple cos its FREE and instant. just get all your papers regarding the business name registration to REVENUE HOUSE (FIRS HQ), Project FACT Office (Room 302)and in few minutes your Business details will be captured, TIN number generated and a printout issued to you. #Shikena

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Business / Re: Procedures To Get TIN No. From FIRS by haladug(m): 11:55am On Oct 10, 2013
@poster, the procedure to obtain a TIN number is so simple cos its FREE and instant. just get all your papers regarding the business name registration to REVENUE HOUSE (FIRS HQ), Project FACT Office (Room 302)and in few minutes your Business details will be captured, TIN number generated and a printout issued to you. #Shikena.... Remember: Its absolutely FREE but be obliged to file returns once you begin business cos IT PAYS TO PAY YOU TAX!!!
Education / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife (Pictures) by haladug(m): 10:19pm On Aug 29, 2013
Ife isn't bad, but how can u possibly make a sound judgement without having an enlarged sample spac? how much do you know about the largest university, South of the Sahara, North of the Limpopo.. #JustAsking #TeamABU
Education / Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by haladug(m): 10:40am On May 06, 2013
The truth be told, Majority of candidates rely on malpractice rather than hardwork which is nowadays so pervasive and quite distubing.
I remember getting a broadcast of the purpoted answers in the early hours of the saturday the exams was written. some relied on that option without considering what PAPER TYPE stands for.
I suggest JAMB makes the exams hencefoth strictly computer based, that way, there wont be an outcry of victimization cos you unbiasedly get back the garbbage you give in. #MyOpinon

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Indian Movies Made You Cry In The 1980s? by haladug(m): 12:43pm On May 03, 2013
SAATHI: One of my favorites.
Doubt if anyone have seen it
Education / Re: Urgent Help Needed In My Research!!! by haladug(m): 12:12pm On Apr 24, 2013
Keneking: Men this is serious! Anyway contact ICAN to see if there is anything in their library. I am sure you can find something.
thanks man. i appreciate your comment. would try to contact them through their website.
Abeg Nairalanders, i need more suggestions/comments, make my govt for no run down. lol
Education / Urgent Help Needed In My Research!!! by haladug(m): 4:58pm On Apr 23, 2013
Fellow NAiralanders,

Please i need an urgent assistance to further my research work.

I am a Post Graduate student of University of Manchester, studying Msc Business Intelligence.
Am currently doing my thesis but have been having difficulties going further due to the kind of secondary data am required to use. the study involves the use of Financial statements of atleast 100 small and medium scale Nigerian manufacturing companies for a period of 3years each for a Time Series Data Analyses.
Attached, is a sample of a hypothetical Financial Statement of ABC Ltd approved as acceptable by my supervisor.
Now, i am in dire need of Finanial Statements for about 100 companies in such fashion and really dont know how to go about it.
please anyone with an idea of how i can go about getting such data?

@Mod, pls push it to front page and put a smile on my face.

Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Recharge Card Daily? by haladug(m): 12:42am On Mar 29, 2013
Young po413: I make free calls with my internet telephone,so I no get time with their recharge cards again.
I use friends-caller,pennytel or lovely-call.
Provided there is mb,in which I have in excess.
On the average, I recharge atleast #900(mtn:#400, etisalat:#500) a day aπϑ mostly not business related. With Τ̣̣ђȋ̝̊̅§ info I only wonder how irrational I have been cry pls are these apps available on BlackBerry aπϑ Nokia?

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Literature / Re: A Poem For Chinua Achebe's Death by haladug(m): 11:56am On Mar 23, 2013
protocol: poets have diction. the right and choice of words. no need for corrections in poems so long as the message was passed DAZ ALL!.lol nice poem bro.
aπϑ what does literary diction mean to Ʋ? Does it represent unquestionable freedom of them poet to defy the basics of literature? In my opinion, wrong spellings aπϑ poor use of tenses are way out of the cover literary immunity. Anyways,nice poem.RIP Chinua Achebe and Ʋ shall be remembered by generations for ur accomplishments.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan 'Died' For 7 Days In German Hospital by haladug(m): 10:59pm On Feb 17, 2013
take dat: Madam First lady, why should your friends and associates be holding your properties in trust for you, not to talk of their plans to dispose them off without your consent and hoping that you've embarked on a journey of no return? Does it mean you acquired those properties through proxy,mostly cronies? A foul stench of corruption hung in the air!
Intelligensia! Plausible cross examination from Ʋ bro. grin
Romance / Re: The Faces Of Nigerian Gays by haladug(m): 11:53am On Dec 01, 2012
Na wa o! No be Dele Momodu be dat? #winking
Romance / Re: The Kind Of Guy That Women Find Attractive? by haladug(m): 12:34am On Dec 01, 2012
illitrate: Am supprised no one has mentioned 6 packs here grin grin grin grin

anyway I have 2 wink wink wink
Ʋ must be a Gulder enthusiast! Lol!
Celebrities / Re: Nairalander With The Potentials Of Becoming A Star. by haladug(m): 10:16am On Nov 28, 2012
timpaker: I'd give it to the mosquito guy...he sure knows how to crack me up.

Or

The one man army of GEJ......BEAF. I so much love his posts and antics, i miss that guy.
That's right!Beef-the stubborn grasshopper of nairaland ;Đ what happened to him? shocked
Celebrities / Re: Keri Hilson Dancing Etighi & Azonto In Abuja [VIDEO] by haladug(m): 2:21am On Nov 21, 2012
Wow! That's the girl of my dreams....
Celebrities / Up Close aπϑ Personal With Mz Keri Hilson by haladug(m): 2:56am On Nov 18, 2012
Hello house, am having the fun of my life with the beautifully created Mz Keri... Any House member @ Sofa Lounge? *singin lose crontrol in Daddy Showkeys voice* grin
Car Talk / Re: How To Know If You Have Been Under-dispensed At The Fuel Filling Station by haladug(m): 11:04pm On Nov 15, 2012
I had an experience that got me so marveled, my car tank's capacity is 70liters but on a fateful day at the filing station when I went to fill my tank that was on reserve, even after scrupulously checkin the metre readin to make sure the countin starts from 0.00, the irredeemable criminal of a pump attentdant still found his way to ficticiously dispense 80litres aπϑ still countin until I furiously asked him to stop. I angrily insulted aπϑ accused him of cheatin but there was no prove... #NaijaIStillDeyWonder. I also noticed that the fuel from some fillin stations don't last as much as the ones from others. #smh
Nairaland / General / Re: Sleep Position Can Determine Your Personality. by haladug(m): 11:50am On Oct 20, 2012
Ramcie: Am (a, d & c) . But mostly (a) . So, how do you qualify such a person's personality

If you have a combination of two or more, then your personality is simply 'DUBIOUS' QED!... No libel intended.
Business / Re: Raw materials in nigeria - Manufacturing by haladug(m): 1:46am On Jul 07, 2012
larger_20:
Does anyone have information on the types of raw materials we have in nigeria? How about how to get them?Anyone in this type of business?

Exactly the products I have access to aπϑ have been searching for an interested party we can do business with. Please can you indicate the apecific ones you require or the use you wish to put them in to?
Adverts / Business Oppoturnity In Metallic Raw Materials by haladug(m): 12:56am On Jul 07, 2012
Do you know the viability in trading on Industrial Raw Materials? Available Minerial Resources such as Lead ore,Zinc ore, Iron ore, Tin ore that abound the length aπϑ breath of Nigeria are in high demand abroad for Industrial use.
Please interested companies/representatives interested in Τ̣̣ђȋ̝̊̅§ products should kindly indicate their demands whether its for Domestic purpose or Exports.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Successful NNPC 2010 Recruitment Eh/gt/technologists Applicants- Congratulations by haladug(m): 10:19pm On Jul 03, 2012
Aight! I saw that of naijahotjobs too but nothing there substantial enough to lend credence to the claim, no one has given a first hand testimony yet. So, I still maintain that 'Seeing Į̸̸̨Ƨ̷ Believing'
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Successful NNPC 2010 Recruitment Eh/gt/technologists Applicants- Congratulations by haladug(m): 8:12pm On Jul 03, 2012
Pls can you kindly indicate your source? I am one of the applicants and was getting concerned that itwas taking longer than necessary. I have been in contact with friends that are awaiting but none have heard of this development. Would want to be sure you are quoting from an official statement, seems there silence Į̸̸̨Ƨ̷ creating room for unfounded news. It has happened in recent past, when some mischivous element(s) through the NNPC page on facebook claimed the authorities had given two weeks dateline to the Consulting firm to pay Transport Allowances to candidates that made it to the interview stage but nothin came forth at the end of the day.
TV/Movies / Re: Best Movies You Watch As a Child by haladug(m): 2:40am On Jun 21, 2012
Show down in little tokyo, double impact, Hard Target...
Nairaland / General / Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by haladug(m): 10:49am On Jun 05, 2012
Ekans: When your thing refuses to get up and your new babe is completely naked and waiting.

Hahahaahahaha
True talk
Family / Re: Today Is Children's Day: Say Something To The Kids by haladug(m): 12:21pm On May 27, 2012
[color=#990000][/color]Hello Children! Enjoy your day and I advise strongly you don't grow up if you have your way cos its a set up. There is nothing in Adulthood than Actions/Consequences, Price/Responsibilties, Pains/Heartaches,Betrayal/Guilt. Every adult have a nostalgia of his childhood whether good or bad. Therefore, Children enjoy yours while it lasts! tongue
Literature / Re: Which Is Your Best Nigerian Novel? by haladug(m): 11:25pm On May 23, 2012
38. Trail of Sacrifice-Abubakar Gimba
39. An African night entertainment-Cyprian Ekwensi
40. Passport of Mallam Ilya-Cyprian Ekwensi
41. Campus Boy-Dr Joseph Mangut
The first and last are quite unpopular but mos exciting.

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