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[b][/b]PART 2

No. 2 *Religion supersedes all. Common sense included.
You have to belong somewhere, you are either Christian or Muslim. You could support that religion with something traditional by the way. Just don’t let anyone know. If you are sick, call your pastor or Imam. That’s the only solution. Doctors?! Puhlease. Those ones always have something to say, they just want to milk you dry. Instead of paying hospital bills, sow a seed and you’ll see. You seriously don’t have to know God by yourself, need I remind you that you are not good enough? But not to worry, daddy in the Lord is there for you. You are in serious pains, well, let’s just go to the hospital for going sake. It has been 3 months since the pain started anyways and u have exhausted the bottle of holy oil. We get to the hospital and there’s a queue.
See why I hate coming to this places? A little boy is rushed in on a motorcycle by his father, a woman with a baby strapped to her back is holding him, and he seems almost lifeless. A nurse rushes out to take him from the woman, another runs to an office shouting doctor! Doctor! The doctor runs to the bed the boy is laid but can’t see anything. There is no power and the generator is spoilt. One nurse rushes to get her phone and puts on the torch light. The other nurse can’t put her phone on, her battery is low. A patient grabs a lamp and joins them. It’s 7am.
They struggle to save the little boy’s life. From the wailing woman with the baby strapped to her back we find out that the boy has been down with malaria for two weeks and they have been praying for him at home. Healthcare is expensive and their pastor already laid hands on him. It’s 9am. They are still struggling to save the boy. We forget your own pain and focus on the boy. He is just 10 years old. The doctor is exhausted, they nurses are too, but they can’t give up. They leave to boy who is now responding to treatments to rest. The woman gives the baby to the man and asks him to get them supplies from the house and get their pastor. The man was just stepping out when the woman raised Alarm. The boy was gasping. The nurse calls the doctor and the other nurse runs to get the oxygen tank. The nurse that rushes to get the tank thinks on the futility of life. She is on her way back when she meets another nurse who inquires on what was happening and they stopped to discuss the foolishness of the parents of the boy who did not take proper care of him but wait till it was late to dump the hard work on the hospital. They discussed how the woman that brought him is his stepmother and how she would be accused of causing the child’s sickness even though the boy’s mother never contributed anything to the boy’s well being. They discussed… we heard someone shout. The boy died. The nurse with the oxygen tank started running to deliver the oxygen. The boy died. Its 10:30am. We are all shaken by this death.
They reject us at that hospital, we go to another hospital. We get out clinic cards and wait. A woman walks hurriedly past us, we take no notice of her. Two minutes later we hear a noise. We run to see what was going on. It was the woman that walked past us, she was biting a man. She is separated from the man. She says he killed her sister. How? Her sister had put to bed the previous day and had lost so much blood that she needed a transfusion. But since their daddy in the Lord had said that only vampires take blood, the man had not allowed the transfusion for her sister who was his wife. Even the doctors had pleaded but he had to approve it which he did not. The sister died due to blood loss. The man looked on in pain and confusion, he had not wanted his wife to die. He loved her, but Daddy had said it was a sin to take blood. You never really know the curse the previous owner had been under. What if the person had been mad or had been a kleptomaniac? Why was his own situation different? Brother Ephraim had testified on such matter, even sister Ngozi. We quickly walk away, we don’t want their death to rub off on us. We go back to waiting for our turn. We feel bad for them though, if only they attended our church. Our own daddy carries anointing and fire.
You need a job? Go religious. You need a spouse? Go Religious. You don't know the course you would like to study? Don't sweat it, solution is in religion. You don't have to worry, go to a prophet for just anything. Ypu don't need a brain even, just pur religion first. it may take years, but not to worry, religion will solve it eventually, and if you die waiting, it is the Lord's will. And now that new year prophecies are coming in, go get yours!


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Nigeria is an amazing country, very popular around the world and I can tell you that lots of people around the world envy Nigeria. what with our constantly shaky economy, corruption, powerless currency and most importantly, our happiness. yes, always suffering and smiling(Not my words, just that of one of the greatest Nigerians). So if you are a foreigner, a confused national or even a national that has been in diaspora(especially now that we are not sure of the fate of our people in the country of the president with the golden hair) I'll be giving guidelines on how to be Nigerian. it's going to be a Monday series so don't worry, I've got you.
HOW TO BE NIGERIAN.
NO. 1. *Blame the government. Always.

To be Nigerian, you have to learn to blame the government. If stay in your house and the heat is too much, blame the government, after all, it’s their fault there is no supply of electricity so that you can use your fan and/or air conditioner. It is even their fault that the country is so hot, during the previous administration, the weather was better. When you decide to get out of the house and go visit a friend and you get to the bus stop, wait for 30 minutes and there is no bus, blame the government, they caused the heavy traffic. When you finally get a bus and it charges N100 higher than the normal fare, form where to where now? Mtchew. Blame the government, they took away fuel subsidy. Start trekking to your friend’s place, one day, we go reach there. Buy biscuit and pure water on the way, don’t bother arguing with the hawker, N5 buys nothing anymore. Even the biscuit that now has 4 pieces used to have 6. You keep walking and see a pile of garbage right on the side of the road, stinking the whole place up. You shake your head and blame the stupid government. Ahan, how can a country look like this. Na wa o. You keep walking and you see two more of such, you even see a gutter clogged with dirt. You are almost at your friend’s, you finish your road companions and throw the sachets on the ground. You get to your friend’s place and you knock. Your friend’s younger sibling comes to open the door, tells you your friend isn’t in, you ask to wait, the sibling says no because the sibling would be going out soon too. You bemoan your fate loudly, telling the sibling you walked all the way. The sibling rolls eyes inwardly, doesn’t really care. You start you journey back, blaming the government. If you had had airtime on your phone, you would have called ahead. You stop, you decide to go back to friend’s house to ask for water; one for the road. You get close to the door then you hear laughter inside, that’s friend’s voice. You pause, then you hear friend telling all siblings that they are wicked, they should have let you in, siblings laughingly tells friend that they know you are a glutton, so you would not let them eat their food to their satisfaction. Your heart drops, you walk away remembering when you had a job and used to give your friend and siblings money all the time. You are heart broken and blame the government. If only the economy had been good and you still had a job. You would not go through this insult. You pass a corner that has a strong stench of urine, you are irritated. This government is disgusting, how can a country smell so much. You keep walking to your house. This government is evil.

SO there you have the first rule. if the governments does do something good like fix a road or build a long awaited pedestrian bridge, simply say "ahan (insert name of governor or president accordingly here) tried o. but anyway, we know the road kuku won't last. 3 years would show you that you are a prophet in these matters.




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