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Romance › Re: Zimbabweans Drown While ‘Having Sex In River’ On New Year, Family Blames Mermaid by halhassan1(m): 5:48pm On Jan 05, 2019

Blackfire:
Yoruba people...

There is shortage of blood flow in your brain.

Nairaland General › Re: Leaf Aeroplane: Say Hi If You Did It, Indomie Generation Won't Understand "Lol" by halhassan1(m): 5:42pm On Jan 05, 2019

Mr2wealth:
Heheheheee. Indomie brain.

Thank you, you really spoke my mind...
real indomie brain

Politics › Re: Kennedy Ibeh Builds Betting Shop, Commissions It As Constituency Project by halhassan1(m): 5:34pm On Jan 05, 2019

okomile:
He is crazy;

How are d youth empowered

There really WAS a country called Nigeria

Best caption for this.... THERE REALLY WAS A COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

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Sports › Re: Broke Ronaldinho Banned From Leaving Brazil Over Huge Debt by halhassan1(m): 5:30pm On Jan 05, 2019

cluemax:
You really know so much about spending.....Where is ur Mansion and Cars

Is mansion and cars your yardstick for measuring achievements in life ? This is where poor and substandard education has pushed Nigerians to.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Monitors Her Washed Panties With Cutlass Over Fear Of Yahoo Boys by halhassan1(m): 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2019

EmekaBlue:
All these women pant talk is now irritating.

Men only touch a woman panties when pulling it off b4 sex, xcept those sisi lover dudes who wash that shiit for their lovers... Please lets stop all these deliberations on their pant, its not sexy at all.

Women wash and iron dry ur yeye pant inside ur rooms abeg

Very very irritating and disgusting abeg.
As a man sef, I feel shy washing my boxers for other guys to see talk less of ladies... Wash and dry indoor, iron to protect from Bac infection shikena

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Politics › Re: Ambode Fails 10-year Budget Presentation Record by halhassan1(m): 9:32am On Dec 30, 2018

jlinkd78:
Who early presentation of budget help as if there is any correlation between timely budget presentation and delivery in this part of d world.

Early presentation is a big KEY for economic analysts and it aid a struggling economy if implemented on time with wisdom

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Politics › Re: Ambode Fails 10-year Budget Presentation Record by halhassan1(m): 9:27am On Dec 30, 2018

lwise:
The guy dull small,make una no vex

Over dull sef, No need for apology

Politics › Re: Ambode Fails 10-year Budget Presentation Record by halhassan1(m): 9:26am On Dec 30, 2018

post=74285675:
Better late than NEVER ........

See Talk....

Family › Re: Should He Inform His Wife Of His Salary Increase? by halhassan1(m): 4:04pm On Dec 28, 2018

oliver22:
Did jubril tell us when he swapped buhari?

Family › Re: Should He Inform His Wife Of His Salary Increase? by halhassan1(m): 4:02pm On Dec 28, 2018

3millionia:
Tell her, no be your wife again ?

1+1=1

tell her

That your arithmetic is for weak men
I have 3 legitimate wives who lives under NY roof, and I enjoyed a relative rest of mind with more sense of security than you guys with one who can't even trust his only one wife. Therefore 1 + 1 = 2

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraq Officially Declares Christmas Day A National Holiday by halhassan1(m): 5:01pm On Dec 26, 2018

MrTrend:
Really?

Must you always insult our president?

You shouldn be bordered, if they can beat up their parents at hone, whoelse they won't be able to insult?
This is all he can utter after returning from Xmas service.

Celebrities › Re: Timaya’s 1st Baby Mama Reacts To His Car Gift To 2nd Baby Mama? by halhassan1(m): 4:17pm On Dec 24, 2018

Freshfish4:
Baby mama is now a chieftaincy title and a part time job in Nigeria

Honestly laugh de tear my bele here while I kept feeling sorry for all this lazy girls selling themselves cheaply in the name of baby mama

Celebrities › Re: Simi Looks Adorable In Eye Catching Ankara Outfit (see Photos) by halhassan1(m): 4:10pm On Dec 24, 2018

justscorchone:
Sweet fvck sha,her eye dey like persin when don see enough preek

Chai.... this one derp gan

Celebrities › Re: Simi Looks Adorable In Eye Catching Ankara Outfit (see Photos) by halhassan1(m): 4:07pm On Dec 24, 2018

Jayslicky:
So we should start jumping because simi wore ankara, the stupid things we read here can reduce one's IQ.

It's really sad we have gotten to this low....

Politics › Re: WAEC Certificate: Pres. Candidate Sues INEC Over Non-disqualification Of Buhari by halhassan1(m): 7:16am On Dec 24, 2018

REDshouse:
Waste of time and energy

I even wasted my data and time to the sef

Sports › Re: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by halhassan1(m): 8:12pm On Dec 18, 2018

bedspread:
Yesterday 17th Dec Made it 3 years Mourinho was Sacked From Chelsea FC

Now 18th Dec2018 He is Sacked Again!!

What a World?

Mouth is a special one, so he has special attache to December sacking... Thank GOD I can enjoy the glorious red devils once again

Celebrities › Re: WWE Legend, Dynamite Kid Dies Of Injuries by halhassan1(m): 7:57am On Dec 16, 2018

TheGreenLand:
How many people are they?

There are some situation common sense will make you know it's typographical error...
Truly, common sense is certainly not common @ all.

Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Remarries Diane Oputa, Arrives In Keke (Wedding Photos) by halhassan1(m): 7:38am On Dec 16, 2018

Lomprico2:
Do u know who/what a fool is?

A fool is he who at over 60yrs, a grandfather still messing around and defacing fatherhood like he is doing.... Obviously, his mumu will never end.

Politics › Re: Why APC Wanted Lawan As Senate President - Tinubu by halhassan1(m): 7:16am On Dec 16, 2018

raumdeuter:
President - Buhari VP - Osinbajo Senate President - Lawan or Akume Deputy Senate president - Akpabio Speaker - Gbajabiamila

Gbam... endorsed

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Politics › Re: Why APC Wanted Lawan As Senate President - Tinubu by halhassan1(m): 7:14am On Dec 16, 2018*

fk001:
Senator Ahmed Lawan is one of the honest politicians in Nigerian.

Patiently waiting for 2019 so that he can be enthroned as the Senate president of federal republic of Nigeria.

While PMB is still the Commander in Chief.

Then 2023 we will handover to the SW to do their 8 years while the VP slot will go to El Rufai, aftwards the SW will handover back to the North come 2031.

It will keep going in circles till our neighbours get sense and learn how to play politics.

As I de read am, the thing just de sweet me,. Most interesting line.... TILL OUR NEIGHBOURS GET SENSE AND LEARN HOW TO PLAY POLITICS.

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Politics › Re: 2019: IDPs in Niger, Chad to vote, says INEC by halhassan1(m): 9:49am On Dec 13, 2018

A very big chop up knuckle to INEC, Good way to go and shows Nigeria is good for it. The 2019 pole will be a positive outcome.

Celebrities › Re: WWE Legend, Dynamite Kid Dies Of Injuries by halhassan1(m): 7:40am On Dec 06, 2018

TheGreenLand:
RIP strong man.
Very few people here will remember him.
He was before and around the time of Ultimate warrior and Hulk Hogan.

The British Bulldogs!

Can't remember him as Dynamite kids but if he's British Bull dog, I still remember vividly

Culture › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Aminu Sanusi And Fulani Zainab Ali Bashir by halhassan1(m): 7:28am On Dec 05, 2018

ironheart:
There was a time i got the opportunity on a platter of gold but you wouldn’t believe my people said police job is for failures. But right now a lot of graduates are looking for it like there is no tomorrow

This is why they will forever remain second fiddle inspite of their disunited educational sense.

Culture › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Aminu Sanusi And Fulani Zainab Ali Bashir by halhassan1(m): 7:24am On Dec 05, 2018

[quote author=femi4 post=73560932][/quote]The worst and mumu questions I ever read today... Lord save my day from dangerous and jealousy laden hearts

Celebrities › Re: Singer Simi Slams Fan Who Said She Should Change Her Stylist by halhassan1(m): 7:13am On Dec 05, 2018

Simi's reply is too harsh and arrogant. She is already an ambassador and must attract public opinion and scrutiny even in her privacy. However, the fan only suggested and cannot mandate, so why the insult ?

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Politics › Re: Frederick Fasehun Is Dead! OPC Founder Dies by halhassan1(m): 2:03pm On Dec 01, 2018

davodyguy:
This is one of the true heros of our democracy that fought for our freedom. Others are
Chief Obafemi awolowo
Shehu Musa yar'adua
Chief Gani Fawehinmi
Fela Anikulapo Kuti
MKO Abiola

They're all imprisoned and never ran away or abandoned the race like the Coward in Israel.

True heros don't abandon the struggle, they stay and die for what they believe in.

RIP Dr Fasheun

True talk, heroes don't run away, only cowards do..
Live for struggle. and Die for the struggle..
That's the hallmark of a man with dignity and honesty

Crime › Re: Pastor Omoregie Caught In Hotel With Married Woman, Husband Pulls Gun (VIDEO) by halhassan1(m): 1:51pm On Dec 01, 2018

bluefilm:
I am disappointed, seriously.

I was hoping his name will be something like Apostle or Suleiman or something like that.

Ayam laffing in Benin Lang... chichichichichichi

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Crime › Re: Pastor Omoregie Caught In Hotel With Married Woman, Husband Pulls Gun (VIDEO) by halhassan1(m): 1:48pm On Dec 01, 2018

IbrahimDamola:
we yorubas and our fraudulent pastors.

So Yoruba name is Omoregie now. Why are people just too lazy to read and throw jab at others needlessly?

Crime › Re: Pastor Omoregie Caught In Hotel With Married Woman, Husband Pulls Gun (VIDEO) by halhassan1(m): 1:45pm On Dec 01, 2018

Ijaya123:
How did he get access into the hotel room?

He must have been informed from a close source. He went to the hotel with some church member and friends so the 2 accused must have been patronizing the hotel regularly.

Crime › Re: Pastor Omoregie Caught In Hotel With Married Woman, Husband Pulls Gun (VIDEO) by halhassan1(m): 1:41pm On Dec 01, 2018

BruncleZuma:

Question: Where him see gun to dey carry around?

No be Benin man, who doesn't know they are Aninie family. So it runs in the blood

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