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Travel / Re: Private Jets Spotted On The Tarmac Of The Abuja Intl Airport (pix/video) by Hallotti: 5:59pm On May 30, 2023
The Guineanians are arriving. . . .
If you want to know, come closer.😍
Crime / Re: Adegoke's Murder: Court Sentences Adedoyin, 2 Others To Death By Hanging by Hallotti: 5:57pm On May 30, 2023
The killers of Deborah nko?
Useless country!

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Great Lesson Has Nairaland Taught You by Hallotti: 2:33pm On May 30, 2023
Never to allow illiterate riff-raffs and socio-economic misfits disrespect ya!😘

Before they try to expose your “nuuudes”, please give them 50 in advance and beat your FULL CHEST on their raggedly-behinds.😎
Family / Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by Hallotti: 2:06pm On May 30, 2023
Welcome to 2 -Day Money Camp❤️
Can men invest time and money on children like this?

Lai lai! Too busy pursuing women, men and Bobriskies upandan!😆

Thank God for my super-duper flexible schedule.🎉

Don’t mind that nasty spermButtocks that hijacked my account!🙄

As I was saying jooooor. . . .

Keep them busy! No time to get into mischief!

After Andretti yesterday, they were not looking forward to being in a class room to play “money games”!😃 Dem don pack dem food and drinks jeje!✅

Introducing dem to better families and potential friends. . . . Not SOCIETY RIFF-RAFFS AND DREGS!

Now, back to work tomorrow !🌹
Enjoying my empty house for a few hours.

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: Tinubu Should Publicly Apologize To Goodluck Jonathan by Hallotti: 10:52am On May 30, 2023
A thief has no business apologizing to a brainless fowl please.
Politics / Re: Nigerians And Foreigners Take Pictures With Peter Obi At Lagos Airport by Hallotti: 10:50am On May 30, 2023
The real President of the People.🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Politics / Re: SSS Blocks EFCC Officials From Accessing Lagos Office by Hallotti: 10:46am On May 30, 2023
Dem don start!
DSS for APCriminals!
Muchechechecheche
Politics / Re: Atedo Peterside: Tinubu Was Wrong To Say The 2023 Election Is The Best ever by Hallotti: 10:45am On May 30, 2023
He had the right to say whatever he can, after all the best thief always wins.😇

You have to kill, grab, snatch and RUN to Aso Rock?

Who voted for this Ugly Bat of a thief? undecided
Politics / Re: Nigerians And Foreigners Take Pictures With Peter Obi At Lagos Airport by Hallotti: 10:43am On May 30, 2023
Allisgud:
Imagine it was peter obi that was sworn yesterday,the whole country will have been in joyful mode

Nigeria for shut down ke!

The real president-elect, not this Mamoodu Ekection Thief! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Nigerians And Foreigners Take Pictures With Peter Obi At Lagos Airport by Hallotti: 10:42am On May 30, 2023
Why is it only on this thread “spam-bot” is banning people? cheesy
Politics / Re: 2015: First Lady Accuses Gov. Akpabio Of Having A Vice Presidential Ambition. by Hallotti: 12:30pm On Dec 27, 2013
Akpabio broke down in tears ke? shocked
Family / Re: Rules Of Survival In Lagos by Hallotti: 12:25pm On Dec 27, 2013
kulyie: ewww kanwulia,abeg bring that crap down,its quite an irritating sight and besides thats not the only parts in lagos.such sights are in ghetto areas in usa too so please spare me the repulsive sight,thank you

Please, tell us some survival 'tips' to overcome this STENCH.
Abi, am I off topic?
HOW CAN ANYONE SURVIVE SUCH A PLACE? undecided
Politics / Re: PARASITES: 35 States Can’t Pay Salaries Without Federal funds by Hallotti: 12:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
How won't LAGOS state be shinning. . . after PUSSSHING DRUGS ALL OVER THE WORLD? cheesy
Thank our stars BABA SUWE WAS CAUGHT. . .
Who would have known grandfathers carried drugs in and out of MMA to 'generate' revenue?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

Even Tinubu still pushes drugs with juju!
I suspect that FASHOLA TOO!
Shiooooooooor!!!!

Is Lagos not the only state with a DRUG PUSSSSHING GOVERNOR? undecided

Revenue indeed!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
How can a state of 'PARTY GOERS' and 'GELE ATI FILA SHIFTERS' generate more revenue than others? undecided
Family / Re: Rules Of Survival In Lagos by Hallotti: 11:39am On Dec 27, 2013
kulyie: minus me o madam kanwulia grin i grew up,work and live in lagos and i am very normal.my head is correct and complete,i am not part of the mad people o grin

so please help me mind your language grin
na beg i dey beg o aunty wa grin

I have 'gently' told you NEVER TO RESTRICT MY POSTS. . . .You nor dey hia word abi? I go soooooooooon SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU! kiss


I repeat:


Kanwulia: Schooled some in Lagos. Did my NYSC there too! No survival tips for moi !!! TUFIAKWA to Lagos aka MAD PEOPLE'S quarters! cry

Not everyone that comes online is well and 'normal'. . . .or we would not have 'deaths' offline. . . when people suffer from different ailments unknown to both their GODS AND MEN. . . . . kissTill we hear they have DIED OFFLINE from AIDS OR MENINGITIS ABI NA CHOLERA. . .EATING SHYTE ALL OVER NIGERIA WITHOUT WASHING THEIR ANUSES OR HANDS PRIOR TO TYPING ON NL!!!!! kiss
Who dies of 'cholera' abi na 'Typhoid' in any part of this world biko kwa nu?

SOME CAN COME ONLINE TO TYPE TRASH. . . BUT CANNOT AFFORD RUNNING WATER TO FLUSH TOILETS OR WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE EATING IN THEIR HELL HOLES IN NIGERIA KE. . . .EVEN WITH NL AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS! BB PINS AND ALL KINDS OF FINE-FIINE GRAMMAR ONLINE!!!!cheesy

Tufiaaaaaaaaaaaaakwa!!!!

In a nutshell. . . 70% OF NIGERIANS HAVE BEEN DEEMED AS PSYCHIATRIC PATIENTS. . . GUESS WHAT PERCENTAGE COME FROM LAGOS OR NL?

Think abooooooooourit! kiss

Is this not the LAGOS? A BBC CASE STUDY? UNA TORI DON REACH FOR NEWS KE! undecided


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKLIpz9F5c

How can anything 'NORMAL' live in such a MESS? cry

DIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY PIGS!!!!! cry
Family / Re: One Man To One Woman 'monogamy' Is Stu;pid - Akon by Hallotti: 11:29am On Dec 27, 2013
How won't monogamy be stoopid. . .?

Then why be hypocritical AFRICANS who claim to worship one DANE GOD OF MISERY. . . to imprison one DING BAT OF A FIRST WIFE AND FIRST GROOM IN SOME 'HOLY PHOCKRIMONY' abi na ACRIMONY? grin

Must you follow like blind mice the WHITE MAN'S TRADITION? Mtccccccccccccccheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

When places like EKO-LAGOS have wretched, impoverished hoes and hags struggling in dozens to answer Mrs OBA. . .all to struggle to suck one old filthy blokos UNDER ONE DORTY SSSSSSSSSSHIEF ELEYIMI'S AGBADA. . . .to give birth to full-fledged-bastards running all over NL and other Nigerian messageboards with absentee fathers forever looking for cures for erect-tile dysfunction aka new wives! cheesy

Ha! Monogamy is really stooopid. . .after all AKON never knew is father. . . . abi? wink

*cough-cough*

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Family / Re: Is It Crazy To Have The Urge To Want To Be A Single Mum? by Hallotti: 11:12am On Dec 27, 2013
tintingz: Single mom are better but are the children better?

Almost 70% of of children brought up by their mom alone lack self-respect, I know what am saying I have friends brought up by their mother. smiley

LOL, you are now back with your senses, there should be public holiday for this cheesy grin

You speak from experience. . .thanks for the revelation!
I don't expect much more from 'POLYGAMOUS' DOG-OUTS AND BULL-PENS IN EKO LAGOS KE! wink
Which brings me back to my previous assertion. . .SINGLE PARENTS ARE BETTER OFF THAN THOSE WHO SHARE BLOKOS IN EKO-LAGOS aka POLYGAMISTS WITH NO FATHERS IN SIGHT OR ON SITE jumping from hut to hut. . .phocking some desperate 'hoes' aka wives that come as dime a dozen gifts to so-called OBAS AND CHIEFS! kiss
You are finally with your OWN SENSES. . .thank YOUR DANE GOD! kiss
Family / Re: Just Discovered I Have A 9 Year Old Daughter by Hallotti: 11:10am On Dec 27, 2013
NL is running ourra ideas. . .so some 'failed-bloggers' can only regurgitate 'trite' tories with no head or tail to occupy space.

Mesef dey IDLE. . . .We fit eassssssshoda!

Muchechechechecheche
Family / Re: Is It Crazy To Have The Urge To Want To Be A Single Mum? by Hallotti: 11:03am On Dec 27, 2013
tintingz: SMH

cool cool cool cool cool cool

Any more use of the LAGOS-EKO TERM FOR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS IN EGBALAND? wink

*SMT. . .sssssshaking my tail*

Wasn't that nice? wink


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwlHnvWH4Q

Abi you like the old version? tongue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIpd1aVkO4


NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSENZE! kiss
Family / Re: Is It Crazy To Have The Urge To Want To Be A Single Mum? by Hallotti: 11:00am On Dec 27, 2013
tintingz: I still don't understand why she quote with a rubbish reply, is it that she doesn't understand my post or what?

Someone was comparing a widow issue with a single mum issue. Does he think widows are happy being widows?

People should understand posts before replying.

I repeat:

Single moms are better than married PEOPLE in most cases in AFRICA. . . JUST LIKE A WIDOW(WITHOUT A LIVING HUSBAND) IS FAR BETTER THAN MOST MARRIED HARLOTS IN AFRICA(WITH PASTOR HUSBANDS) INCLUDED!

Now. . . YOU ARE THE ONE WITH COMPREHENSION PROBLEM. . .go back to school. . .or ask YOUR PARENTS FOR A REFUND! kiss
Family / Re: Is It Crazy To Have The Urge To Want To Be A Single Mum? by Hallotti: 10:56am On Dec 27, 2013
baralatie:
u dont know what widowhood is like!

You learn to READ and UNDERSTAND posts. . .before you post! kiss
The word 'widow' should not cause you to fidget at my post! kiss
Family / Re: Is It Crazy To Have The Urge To Want To Be A Single Mum? by Hallotti: 10:54am On Dec 27, 2013
Now!

That is better! cool

As I was saying. . .before I was rudely interrupted! kiss

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