₦airaland Forum

WowSweetGuy:
Thats why when a lady tell u he is just my bestie watch out...see as this bestie dey dig ur pvnani back to back

BESTIE MEANS THEY LIKE EACH OTHER AND DOING TINGS BUT FOR ONE REASON OR THE OTHER, THEY ARE NOT YET OFFICIALLY TOGETHER.


THEY ARE FREE TO DO OTHERS AS WELL..



OFTEN TIMES, THAT BESTIE IS BACK-UP, RESERVE, FALL-BACK.



IF SHE SAY THIS IS MY BESTIE AND HE HAS A HAPPY SMILE ON HIS FACE, MA GUY, DO YOUR OWN SEF MOVE ON.


ALL OF US NA BESTIE.



DEM PAPA, DEM MAMA BESTIE...

ccjoe:
hmm..so wat shud I do now..watz d solution, letz not dwell on d past..

NIGGA, DID YOU LIKE, SMACK DAT ASS OR DID YOU GRAB DAT ASS?

naikeboy:
Negation u are looking for matured mind advice... Just imagine when u don't even have matured mind... Listen to yourself u mistakingly gets your bestie pregnant. How do one mistakingly gets a girl pregnant... If u no Bleep the girl she for carry belle abi... Mumu

GETTING A WOMAN PREGNANT HAVE TO BE A DELIBRATE CALCULATED COURSE OF ACTION.

CSTRR:
I don't even understand this Nigeria.

People that are already working are afraid to touch a woman.
Dem no wan give woman belle.

Na people wey no get work dey bang raw pass.

Crazy.

CSTRR:
I don't even understand this Nigeria.

People that are already working are afraid to touch a woman.
Dem no wan give woman belle.

Na people wey no get work dey bang raw pass.

Crazy.

PEOPLE THAT WILL NEED TO REMIND THEMSELVES TO SHOOT THEIR WIFE, OR SHE LOCK THEM IN WITH HER LEGS.

ccjoe:
I'm scared bro..i'm young

U DON AGREE SAY U YOUNG AND IMMATURE NOW?




NA UR TYPE DEY FOLLOW UNCLE DRAG BABE, DAT U CANNOT TAKE CARE OF.




U CANNOT EVEN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.





SEE UR COCONUT HEAD!

DFERENCE:
Help for what? Baby name?

kingPhidel:
don mind the lad. Bestie wey friends dey take cruise e reach hin turn e give am belle. Now him wan advice.

WEN E DEY SWEET AM, DEM DEY HIDE.... BESTIE!


E NO ASK FOR HELP!


IF ANYBODY LOOK THE GIRL SIDE, NA FIGHT AND PROBLEM.



NOW, HE IS DISTURBING OUR PEACE.


HIM AND THE USELESS NAIRALAND MOD THAT FP THIS NONSENSE.

kingPhidel:
Ah this matter don tire wrapper. If to say you Been tell us before you start knacking we for advice you but as e be now. Pampers don cost sha even baby food cost. See your colleague down here may be you fit relate

NAPPY/NAPKIN GO BETTER FOR AM, HE STILL DEY CALL HIMSELF YOUNG AND SAY HIM DEY SCHOOL.

ccjoe:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. I'm a promising young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom, I never knew it will end like this.
Pls i'm just an orphan and still very young.. I need advice on how to handle this situation now..

##Mature minds only and no insult pls.

OGA, U GO FIND PARTTIME JOB, ADD TO DAT SCHOOL.




LAST, LAST, EVERYTHING GO SET.

ccjoe:
I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. I'm a promising young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school.
We do it regularly and without condom, I never knew it will end like this.
Pls i'm just an orphan and still very young.. I need advice on how to handle this situation now..

##Mature minds only and no insult pls.

CONGRATULATION!


IF SHE IS YOUR BESTIE, THEN U ARE A VERY LUCKY MAN, TO BECOME A FADA WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE.


U DONE CHOP BETTER TING, NA PERSON DAUGHTER BE DAT, NOW IS TIME TO TAKE REAL CARE OF HER AND YOUR BABY.


DONT WORRY, JUST START PLANNING ON HOW YOU BOTH WILL TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.



A BABY IS A BLESSING AND THE END RESULT OF CLOSING EYE, WHILST SHOOTING YOUR SHOT CAREFREELY.



U DEY CLOSE EYE, DEY CUM, ABI?



THE THING DEY SWEET oooOOO...

GOD WILL START WHERE YOUR OWN END.



GO ASK SATAN, HOW GOD DEY DO.




JUST DEY DO YOUR OWN, MAKE GOD DEY LOOK, WEN U FINISH, HE WILL START HIS OWN.



SAME WAY, HIM NO DISTURB YOU, NOTHING WILL DISTURB HIM, WEN HE IS DEALING WITH YOU.




HE WILL USE YOUR WIFE, SON, FRIEND, BROTHER, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE DEMON YOU WORSHIP TO PUNISH YOU.

SANUSI WAS NOT ONLY DETHRONE AND VANQUISHED FROM KANO.



HE ALSO WENT ON HOUSE ARREST PRISON.

LET ME GO BACK TO SANUSI.



AFTER, HE GOT HIMSELF INVOLVED WITH ESE ORURU, KIDNAP, RAPE AND ISLAMISATION, HE LOST HIS THRONE.




HE WAS DISGRACED OUT OF KANO, NEVER TO RETURN.





EVIL PEOPLE ALWAYS FEEL EMPOWERED AND FAIL TO REALIZE, THAT GOD WILL MAKE THEM PAY.



VENGEANCE IS FOR GOD.

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MatrixCircle:
The power of sex on the mind of a teenager.

NO, THE PERVERT THAT TOOK HER TO BAUCHI, NEVER HER.


THAT MAN NEEDS TO PAY.

AchichaMmuo:
You are Mad, if na your sister you go dey ask how many rounds she collect, imp. Somebody wey dey Lagos found herself in Benue state, first thing wey cross your filthy mind na how many round she collect

THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION.


LAGOS TO BAUCHI IS A VERY LONG WAY TO GO.



E REMAIN SMALL MAKE SHE ENTER CHAD AND NIGER REPUBLIC.




NOTHING GOES FOR NOTHING, WHERE SHE STAY, WHICH FOOD SHE EAT AND HOW MANY ROUND SHE COLLECT.



EVEN IF NA MY DAUGHTER OR SISTER, I GO ASK.



EVERYBODY CANNT BE IN DENIAL, WE GO DEY HNEST TO OURSELF.

Channah1:
Wait a min.. . I saw the OP of this thread but didn't bother reading cos I thought it was fake. So it's true?

Why send a girl this age all the way from VI to Ikorodu? Like who does that??
What if she got into bad hands?

Some people can send one kind wicked errand eh??

Thank God she's safe.

DUDE, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 17 YEARS AND 18 YEARS?


IF WE ADD 8 AND COMMOT THE 7, SHE WILL BE OK TO TRAVEL FROM V.I TO IKORODU ABI?



WE SHOULD TRY AND BE MAKING THIS AGE THING TO MAKE SENSE.

Toktee:
Majority of our secondary and university girls do same, before a girl graduate from any university in Nigeria she might have visited like ten to fifteen state in Nigeria.

Many nairaland girls are still doing it.

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE FROM VISITING TO BEING CARRIED.



THESE GIRLS WERE CARRIED OFF, LIKE EAGLE DEY CARRY CHICKEN.

THEY ARE ALSO PLAYING GAMES WITH HER NAME TO HIDE HER TRIBE.



ONE MINUTE ANGA, THE NEXT MINUTE EBUKA.




THE POLICE SHOULD KEEP PLAYING TRIBE WITH KIDNAP OF TEEN GIRLS.



I THINK THE NORTH, ARE INTO KIDNAPING SCHOOL GIRLS,I MEAN FOR THEM TO BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO KIDNAP CHIBOK GIRLS, BASICLY THE WHOLE GIRLS SCHOOL, TELLS ME THIS PEOPLE ARE SOME OF THE WORST PERVERT OR PAEDOPHILE.



AGAIN, WE SAW IT IN BAYELSA WITH ESE ORURU.



EVEN THE EMIR OF KANO SAW NOTHING WRONG WITH THE KIDNAP OF A CHILD WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OF HER PARENTS OR FAMILY.




THEN THEY FORCE THEIR RELIGION ON HER AND GOT HER PREGNANT.




EMIR SANUSI, LET ME COME AND CARRY YOUR 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE, IF YOU THINK THAT IS RIGHT.

THEY HAVE COVERED H SHE WENT FROM V.I IN LAGOS, ALL THEWAY TO BAUCHI.


LET ME GUESS, FULANI IS INVOLVED.

THE WAY HIM AND BUAHRI PROMISE TO TURN 1 NAIRA TO 1 DOLLAR?





WE NO WANT...

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Alpharey:
Unfortunately, some Southwesterners will still vote in the duo because of their loyalty for Tinubu. I see the North using Shettima to assume the government before 2 to 3 years. Tinubu is weak and can't stand the heat they will give him. Let us save this country from the grip of the Fulanis and their brothers from the Sahel. Don't miss to this opportunity.

THE NORTH STILL NEED TO PAY THE SOUTHWEST FOR YARADUA.


TINUBU WILL DIE AND SHETTIMA WILL TAKE OVER.



NOTICE HOW HIS HEALTH IS GOING DOWN FAST, SINCE HE STARTED CAMPAIGNING FOR PRESIDENT.

IfnobeGod20:
The problem of this country is because people don't ask question. If people have been asking question and our leaders are accountable to the people, such words would be heavy for him to say.
How did he fair during his tenure as a governor of Borno state? Wasn't the same man that his state was broken by insecurity during his reign, that Boko Haram was having field day in many local governments. A man that has failed in his former assignment on security has no business telling us he would take charge of security while his principal that is only tax collector will take charge of economy. Or wasn't the same man that say Nigeria need to print more money because we were in recession. The easiest thing he could think of is CBN printing more naira. What an economist in deed.
What should we expect in our security and Economy if they manage to get there? Broken system.
God save your country and deliver us from mediocre people that want to turn our country into animal kingdom where everybody does whatever they like and the system broken.
No need of talking about his unguarded statement of usurping the power of GCFN. Everybody have seen what may likely happen if they manage to win. We are in a serious mess in this country. Save us O'Lord.

IT WAS UNEDR HIM AS BORNO GOV BOKO HARAM STARTED AND GAINED GROUNDS.


NOW HE WANT TO HANDLE SECURITY OF NIGERIA, SO HE CAN TURN THE POLICE AND ARMY TO MILITARY WING OF TERRORIST AGAINST CHRISTIANS.

WEN DEM GO RAID BANDIT-TERRORIST?




BUHARI, E REMAIN 5 MONTHS AND PRESIDENCY IS OVER.






USELESS PRESIDENT!

SO SHETTIMA IS THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF (CIC)






WHAT TYPE OF PRESIDENT DOES TINUBU WANT TO BECOME, WITHOUT HANDLING SECURITY MATTER?






ABEG NIGERIANS, LET US DEAD THIS APC, WE NO GO OPEN EYE JUMP FROM FIRE TO FRY PAN.

CRIMINALS AND LOOTERS

NIGERIANS, BOKO HARAM AND ISIS NEVER TIRE UNA?

CRIMINALS

TONYE001:
It's beyond this.

You're of more value to your wife and kids alive. If you turn down her offer, and you're unable to find a donor elsewhere, if you pass on eventually, how would that impact your family? Wouldn't that mean exposing them to undesired variables?

If your wife's kidney buy you a few more decades, wouldn't this be used to support your family?

Yeah, that's the point.

TWO PEOPLE CANNOT CARRY 1 KIDNEY, WE NO COME THIS WORLD TOGETHER AND BETTER IF ONE GO, AT LEAST ONE GO REMAIN AND HEALTHY, TO A GRAND OLD AGE.

AMADIOHA STRIKE HIM DEAD BEFORE 1ST OF JAN 2023.


ISE!

THAT IS ONE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.




HOWEVER, I NO GO COLLECT KIDNEY FROM MY WIFE.




I WOULD NOT PUT HER IN SUCH POSITION OF HAVING TO GIVE UP HER KIDNEY, SO I CAN LIVE A FEW MORE YEARS OR DECADES.



LET HER KEEP HER KIDNEY AND LOOK AFTER THINGS.



I RATHER MEET GOD.

SANUSI IS OBIDIENT

CRIMINALITY