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cuties everywhere!

Its extremely annoying to use 'k' when talking or chatting. it turns me off completely.

Go Simi! Go Simi!

Happy Birthday Son.

Drniyi4u:
Wetin I never try.... Toothpaste, lime/lemon, egg, pepper, tomato, Funbact A, Neo Medrol, St Ives. I think mine is legendary



Me looking at op like...

Try coconut oil.

sarrki:
Op this is false
Its not against Igbo's
Please stop all this lies

Don't mind the Op.

so so sad

RIP

Mbkite:
Doctors and all concerned nairalanders, I really need to know if there is any treatment for itching especially after morning bath. I have used up all means known to me including, bathing hot water, applying aboniki after bath, etc. I brought this to nairaland believing to get a lasting solution. Thank you my good people.

mine was terrible, I cried most times...it was that bad. went for skin test, doctor saw nothing. well, I stopped using sponge and the itch stopped too.
I think you should stop using sponge too or you use sponge only at night.

Hello npowerng
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RIP madame

Hello Falz

Kelechi2020:
Jos corper fully loaded. who is with me

Jos 'corper' too. so what's up

ibx1976:
My good people I am in a bit of a situation here and would like to hear from the community. I have lived the last few years in the UK and can say I am in a reasonably "settled" place in my life except for one thing: I don't have a wife and I am getting old!.

For the last few years, going by people's advice I thought it was best to cultivate a relationship here with someone here in the UK, learn about them and settle.

It has not worked out for me. Maybe its my luck, it has not quite worked with me with the ladies over here. I always end up with someone diametrically opposite to my goals and aspirations. The idea of marrying an Oyibo is even worse - things just did not work out in that direction either.

To compound the problem, I my job does not allow me much of a social life. I just cant make it happen without help.

On a friend's advice, I have been invited to come back home to naija and see how things can work out. I have therefore taken a months leave and am headed home for the next 1 month. Our plan is to visit a few good families and places to see if anything can materialise from that.

My people any advice on this? If you were in my shoes, how will you conduct this affair. What will you look out for. What will you avoid.

It won't be easy...

Very funny

Happy Birthday Frank Edwards

Plateau Copers where art thou!

Sunnepa17:
Wow...welcum on board ma, nice 2 av ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ here...wot Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ ur State of depolyment ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ choose durin reg?

Kaduna, Akwa Ibom, Plateau and Ogun state

nurmanteasynoni:
Hmmmm,, and the mouth odour experienxce babe is here,, hope u are not here to detect guys sha oo

Asper mouth odour detector that I am abi? Lol. Nobody mouth dey smell for here.

CandiceJay:
I have a new sister and she loves handbagss. Suogal come o, you av a new shopping partner

You're welcome Sisterly

Hahahaha... Thanks Sis

Sunnepa17:
Wotz sup damsel handbagss, part of stream2 or yuu cum 2 greet us?



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Hi Sunnepa17. Part of stream 2. Really love the way you guys relate here.

Skanas:
Wow! Very close to gada biu...livd in rukuba road bk den...hmmmm, See Josites ooOoo myt know ur bros dem if de were btw 96-2002 set....av bin living in Enugu since ah left Jay...tho sweet Jtown memories still lingers on...
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#042....its not just a dial code...it's a way of life...

Does Henry and Gilbert ring a bell?

Skanas:
As in ehhh 14yrs and counting I neva see Jtown...
...u skol 4 Jay

yes. St. John's college. very close to jankwanu. My brothers schooled at SMC. ... Relocated to Enugu.

Skanas:
Active SMOBA dat year...#Jtown . . . . .
#042....its not just a dial code...it's a way of life...

St. Murumba Old Boys Association. I hail thee!. I miss Jtown

Sad...sooooo sad

Ymodulus:
All her songs are trash back to back, from kedike to whatever.
She can join Tonto Dike in DB Records. She sings rubbish.

Lol. Thats heartbreaking, I pray she doesn't see your post.

People do a lot of odd things when they're in certain conditions. I've seen artists who are most creative when they're angry. A lady would end up not eating the food she prepared, the reason being that the aroma she perceived while preparing the meal had filled her up and deactivated her appetite for the sumptuous meal.
However, none of these oddities can compare to the pregnancy-induced weirdness that most pregnant women are prone to. Some ladies stick with cold foods for as long as the condition demands. A friend drank cold pap all through the period of her first pregnancy.
My pregnant sister adores the smell of soot from the quenched fire of a kerosene stove. I've once had a pregnant neighbour who regularly visited a nearby bakery to buy burnt bread!
My grandmother told me how she loved the taste of chewing stick during pregnancy. She would stick the poor wood fragment in her mouth and chew at it all day long. I imagined she would have looked pathetic with a long piece of wood poking out from her face all day long.
A friend told me about an even more pathetic case of her neighbour that regularly conveyed herself to the cabin of a pit latrine, just to inhale the thick air of fermented disgust that exhumes from that horror pit of unimaginable degrees of amassed decay.
Dem say na condition make crayfish bend... It would be fun to hear your own pregnancy experience, or your wife's, or your sister's..., the list is endless... Share a laugh.

RichYoungNigga:
Poor mentality.
And you think a bread seller is richer than me ??

I know she's definitely richer than you, she's busy selling her bread and making some cool money while you're going around town sucking dicks for free.

Lol. I have passed my message. Go and hang your self.