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FashionRe: Girls Blasted For Exposing Cleavage In Hijab [PICS] by handie(m): 7:20pm On Jan 22, 2016
YourMain:
Kmt. The Quran also says do not defame eachother or find faults in eachother. And if you see someone doing wrong you privately advice them. And If someone does something wrong you should make excuses for them not judge them.

So y'all are going to hell together smiley
Hey girl. I love ur lips and that smile u got on ur face.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 11:05pm On Jan 20, 2016
Earlier today, Dynamo Kiev spoilt my ticket(stake was 1500) outta anger, I said I ain't playing no more. Well, the thought of Alabi eating my 1500 drove me to play this games. 1. 20.01.16 20:45
SS Lazio Roma - Juventus Turin (First Team
Clean Sheet)
Customer type: No @ 1.35
Result: No
2. 20.01.16 21:00
Athletic Bilbao - FC Barcelona (Second Team to
win either half )
Customer type: Yes @ 1.60
Result: Yes
3. 20.01.16 20:45
US Sassuolo Calcio - FC Torino (Away Team
Clean Sheet)
Customer type: No @ 1.30
Result: No
4. 20.01.16 21:00
Liverpool FC - Exeter City (1X2)
Customer type: Liverpool FC @ 1.20
Result: Liverpool FC
with a stake of 812 to return 2736. Well, I can say tho I didn't win much, Alabi no see my money chop today(I make 400# profit sef) Alabi ntooor. See ya 2moro
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 10:36pm On Jan 20, 2016
Pressidoo:
you can still make money from dis nigeria bookies without betting any game, not all of em o, but am currently doing it which really pays. To be honest you can make a lots of money from punting and without punting. Imaging making money from them when their the one that suppose to make it. Its a little trick that i get which is really cool. Just make money from dis booking site without placing any bet.
Bro, mind sharing this info?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 7:04pm On Jan 20, 2016
I'm officially done with punting. How can Dynamo Kiev Lose to Linense? How? D day I decide to go hunting, Monkeys start to learn how to fly and antelopes learn how to jump on trees. I'M DONE!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 11:22am On Jan 20, 2016
This bromley vs Grimsby match has been postponed indefinitely. Merrybet biko settle my bet lemme continue my rollover na. Cc: Siegfried99 and every merrybet agent
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 12:21am On Jan 20, 2016
Placed a bet on the Bromley vs Grimsby game. Unfortunately, game was postponed. How long will it take Merrybet to void d game and return my stake? Cc: Siegfried99
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by handie(m): 9:47pm On Jan 19, 2016
Leyelanre:
FM2013 ... I'm in 2048.
choi! U na baba o! Well, I'm that behind cause my system wasn't with me for almost all of last year. Have u got Alvarez Balanta in ur team?
PoliticsRe: Dasuki And Olisah Metuh's Appearance In Court - The Difference by handie(m): 8:33pm On Jan 19, 2016
VivianGist, I'm disappointed by u reading religious/tribal undertones to something that totally has nothing to do with tribalism. I believe u've read reports of Metuh's refusal to collaborate with the EFCC's investigation(he was also reported to tear and attempt to chew a statement he authored). I'm also sure u weren't so blinded by tribalism not to notice that Dasuki made his court appearances from EFCC custody unlike Metuh who made this appearance from the prison. Was he cuffed on his first court appearance? Why didn't u mention Raymond Dokpesi? I don't think u'll be able to buy a mansion in banana island with such pitiful blogging
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by handie(m): 8:19pm On Jan 19, 2016
Leyelanre:
FM grin grin grin. What year are you?
FM2014 and I'm in 2019. What about you?
CrimeRe: Police Rescue Suspected Rice, Noodles Thief From Mob Beatings (picture) by handie(m): 6:13pm On Jan 19, 2016
And it's these same people(the mob) who'll be shouting and hailing corrupt politicians all over the place. If anybody deserves mob action, it's the politicians not some rice and noodles thief
HealthRe: Lassa Fever Patient Escapes From A Hospital In Ebonyi by handie(m): 6:02pm On Jan 19, 2016
AmakaDNB:
I love your signature
thanks and remain blessed
HealthRe: Lassa Fever Patient Escapes From A Hospital In Ebonyi by handie(m): 5:32pm On Jan 19, 2016
Is the federal ministry of health not supposed to set up emergency control centers in every state where this disease has been identified and every identified lassa fever case brought there and d patients properly treated and educated? Is the federal ministry of health doing enough in the area of educating the people of d rural areas(who are mostly uneducated and where the disease have a high rate of occurrence)? Say what u may of Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, Rotimi Amaechi and Tunde Fashola but those three people battled Ebola to a standstill in Nigeria..... Not forgetting Dr. Adedevoh(May you continue to rest in peace)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Have An Addiction? What Are You Addicted To? by handie(m): 2:49pm On Jan 19, 2016
Phone, Nairaland, football manager. I do sometimes forget I haven't eaten cause of football manager
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest In Enugu State Nigeria Today January 18th 2016 - Photos by handie(m): 5:43pm On Jan 18, 2016
Jobless mofos. A glance at them will confirm that these ones are jobless. Will man with a job will leave his job to engage in meaningful protests on a Monday morning?
PoliticsRe: Telephone Conversation: Sokoto Calls Katsina by handie(op): 7:14am On Jan 18, 2016
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PoliticsTelephone Conversation: Sokoto Calls Katsina by handie(op): 7:13am On Jan 18, 2016
“Hello, Hello, this is Sokoto calling. Is that
Katsina?”
“Yes, Katsina here , barka da. Can I help you?”
“It’s about my son. You know him, the one you
are holding...”
“Me? Holding your son? I can’t understand. I
hope you are not saying I’m a kidnapper? Or
that I am dandaodu? That is not my lot.
“No. Hemm...I’m talking about the one in your
trouble...
“Abeg leave me alone o, Alhaji. I’m not holding
anyone. Walahi I am just doing my own job my
own way. See my hands...”
“Ah, Alhaji. How can you say you are not
holding anyone even when the whole world
knows he is in your cell. And we are even
supposed to be in-laws. If you are treating your
own in-law like this I wonder what outsiders
would get...”
“Listen. We are in-laws, yes. But you have not
told me this your matter is a matrimonial
matter. Or is it? I can’t understand why you are
mixing Tuwo masara with Tuwo shinkafa. If you
wan maize, eat maize, if na rice, abeg, go for
rice. I can’t see any nexus between being my in
law and the issue at stake...”
“Alhaji, I’m not saying you are a difficult man.
What I’m saying is that the reason we have you
there is to do us favours. We all danced the day
you were elected. But don’t you think it is
unthinkable that our own son is the one doing
this to his own brother? If the singlet boys so
loved and gave this boy so much powers why
should it be you - of all people - to put him
down? Why? ...
“I’m I really holding your son or your son is
holding himself? Ask him if he is not guilty of
the sins killing him now? Ask him. You are
asked to look after a hundred heads of cattle by
the village and one by one the whole lot
disappeared into the dark backyard of powerful
chiefs. Who do we hold, you or who? Answer
me?
“Hmmmmm...you know he was just a
messenger.”
“Hmmmmm is not the answer to my question.
Now, if the village gets enraged and now takes
you to the market square, does it lie in your
mouth to say the village head asked you to
donate village cows to the big men? The person
caught with the head is the one who cut it. That
is the logic here...”
“If that is the logic, then holding my boy is
illogic. You didn’t catch him with the head. You
trailed the blood to the big men’s bedrooms
where the head was found kept in their deep
freezer. I don’t even know whether those
cannibals used juju for that boy. How can you
distribute free meat without putting at least
one in your own mouth? All the noise we’ve
been hearing does not say he kept even one
cow for himself. They all went to the witches
and wizards ...”
“I thought witches were females?”
“Yes. You wan marry one...?
“Are they looking for me? Your boy didn’t give
anything to anyone in skirt or wrapper. Na
men’s man or maybe he is even a wizard sef.”
“If he was one he would take care of himself.
None of these succulent pieces of meat is in his
mouth. That should convince you that he is not
a thief...”
“Wait. Wait. What did you just say? Is it every
man that chews meat before swallowing? For
some, you won’t even see their fingers there. It
will just land in their stomachs gbammm. You
need a very powerful telescope to detect it...”
“Ah haa! You don come o. How do you eat meat
without using your fingers. Even if you use fork
‘n’ knife you will still hold them with your
fingers...”
“Alhajiii, but you can use other people’s fingers
na”
“Allah Sarki! Gaskiya. Is that what my boy did?”
“Noo. I haven’t said so. It will be too early to
say that. We are still investigating.”
“Still investigating after convicting him in the
market square. There is God and he will judge
every one of us.”
“You are angry, Alhaji.”
“Angry? No. I’m just surprised you are this
difficult. Don’t you know that this village is not
as good as you are taking it. Even if you
sacrifice your mother for them, they will still
betray you. That is why you must never kill
your brother to please the rabble. They are not
your people. They are no one’s. They belong to
everyone in power. Think!”
“Meanwhile, how is Hajia?”
“Which Hajia? The one you are denying the
warmth of her husband or the one you are
holding her son.”
“Whichever. I expect you to understand. If it is
what I could help, I would. But this one is ...”
“Is what? You are just wicked. We thought you
had changed...very sad.”
“Now, listen Alhaji. Put yourself in my
situation. You are the driver of a vehicle and
the passengers say their lives are in your hand.
Won’t you do things that would make them
safe?”
“And is looking forever at the rear view mirror
a safety measure? Any driver that is glued to
the mirror will kill his passengers, walahi. Stop
looking at the past, face the future. That is
where the passengers paid you to take them
to.”
“Really? But looking at the past is looking
forward, you don’t think so? If you don’t take
care of the past, the future is doomed.”
“Henhennn! For you, looking at the side view
mirrors (whether concave or convex) is the
same as looking at the windscreen? Toor. Allah
ki ya ye. God will grant you safe journey.
“Concave or convex? Meaning?”
“Sorry, I forgot Katsina didn’t have a physics
teacher during your time. Sorry.”
“Are you sure you are not wasting your airtime
too much...this conversation is getting rather
too long. Can we call it a day? It is even time
for salat.”
“Toor. Remember to say astagfrullah as you say
your prayers because as a believer, you are
supposed to listen to your elder, but see how
you have treated me today.”
“Well...goodnight Alhaji.”
Source: www.tribuneonlineng.com/telephone-conversation-sokoto-calls-katsina
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 11:00pm On Jan 13, 2016
DavisBloom:
pls ure reading from which chapter?
chapter 3 vs 20. Offering 60k
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 10:55pm On Jan 13, 2016
Roger East should be probed for failing to award that clear penalty(stones foul on sterling). As for James McLean abi na John Oral B be him name, u no dey see goal turn face look another side? My winnings wey I don first plan how I wan spend am already fa
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 10:42pm On Jan 13, 2016
This is outrageous! How can man city and Chelsea just conspire to cost me 63k? Ordinary 0.5 two good attacking sides no fit do(in Man city's case). As for Chelsea, d thunder wey go fire them wan go collect instruction from Buhari. Bunch of saboteurs
PoliticsRe: Meet D Twin Evil Of Bribery & Corruption In Nigeria Dat Has Led 2 Loss Of Lives by handie(m): 1:34pm On Jan 13, 2016
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BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 8:27pm On Jan 10, 2016
mazizitonene:
my broda!!!! cheesy we are together grin
baba shi* just got real o. Them down one nil. Wetin make me play cup game sef?
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 8:06pm On Jan 10, 2016
Abeg na only me play this cardiff match? Everyone is silent on it.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 9:30pm On Jan 06, 2016
Tonight's basketball: New
Orleans Pelicans vs Dallas Mavericks. Tip:1(with over 5 points) @ 1.35. Hockey: New Jersey
Devils/Montreal Canadiens. Tip: UNDER 5.5 goals @ 1.35. Stake responsibly. And don't forget. Anything can happen
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 3:20pm On Jan 06, 2016
mazizitonene:
meanwhile somewhere in PH



ME: Hi cutie

HER: Hi

ME: I think You are cute

HER: Thank you

ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?

HER : What do you do for a living?..

ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns..

HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?.

ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few..

HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!..

If only she knew i was talking about Nairabet grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by handie(m): 7:09am On Jan 01, 2016
Biko, how does this MB bet in store (bet booking) work? Cc: Siegfried99
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Kanu Apologises To Buhari, Jonathan, Igbo Elders by handie(op): 3:21am On Dec 30, 2015
He never see anything. Trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. By the time DSS are through with him, his phone ringtone will be Nigeria's national anthem, he'll repaint his house green white green. If Pickin never go another person farm, he go think say na him papa farm big pass. Nairaland Ipod chanters, ur hero don dey fall una hand o
PoliticsBiafra: Kanu Apologises To Buhari, Jonathan, Igbo Elders by handie(op): 3:17am On Dec 30, 2015
THE leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra and founder of Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, has expressed regret for referring to President Muhammadu Buhari as a terrorist, evil and a paedophile in his radio broadcasts.

Kanu, who has been charged along with two others by the Federal Government before a Federal High Court in Abuja on six counts of treason and other ancillary offences, said he intended to write a private letter to Buhari to express his apology to the President.

He also apologised to former President Goodluck Jonathan and Igbo elders for “some uncomplimentary things” he said about them.

The 48-year-old pro-Biafran agitation leader, who is, however, unapologetic about his demand for a Republic of Biafra, has been in the custody of the Department of State Services since his arrest in Lagos on October 14, 2015.

He tendered the apology for his comment against Buhari and others in a statement which he made to the DSS on October 23.

The prosecution, in its summary of the case, alleged that in one of the radio broadcasts by Kanu on August 1, 2015, he expressed his resolve to actualise the Republic of Biafra and “cast aspersions on the person and the office of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria”.

The statement read in part, “Reference to the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as a terrorist, evil and a paedophile is regrettable and uncalled for and for that, I unreservedly apologise and will be doing so in a private letter to the President.

“Before PMB (President Muhammadu Buhari) there was the administration of Goodluck Jonathan. I also said uncomplimentary things about him and Igbo elders as well, which I now recognise should not have happened because it is un-African to be rude or insolent to elders.

“All I was trying to do is to draw attention to the problems afflicting society and something done about them.”

Kanu, who described himself as a Nigerian and a British citizen, justified his agitation for a Biafra Republic.

He said IPOB’s secessionist agenda was informed by the “incessant hardship, lack of holistic development in the socio-economic landscape of Nigeria, lack of youth employment, corruption in high offices and economic regression.”

He added that the agitation by IPOB, which, according to him, was founded in London in 2012 by a group of people from the South-South and South-East regions of the country, was in line with the United Nations Charter on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples ratified by African countries, including Nigeria.

In contrast to the counts of managing and assisting in the management of an unlawful society preferred against Kanu and two others, the Radio Biafra founder stated that IPOB, which the prosecution described as unlawful, was registered with the UN to pursue the rights of the people of Biafra.

He stated, “I can confirm that I, Nnamdi Kanu, is the leader of Indigenous People of Biafra worldwide as a legitimately and duly registered body at the United Nations pursuing the rights of a specific indigenous people, in this case, Biafra, to seek self determination according to the said charter.

“The reason for the formation of the Indigenous People of Biafra is to avail those referring to themselves as Biafrans the opportunity made available as a result of the United Nations declaration to seek the peaceful rebirth of Biafra in line with international law.”

Kanu, who is a son of a traditional ruler in Abia State, Sir I.O. Kanu, said he operated Radio Biafra, whose programmes “are designed to wake up the public from its slumber and address the issues of the time” because of his belief in free speech and freedom of expression.

He explained that the intended Biafra Republic comprised Enugu, Ebonyi, Abia, Imo, Anambra, Cross River, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta states as well the Igbanke part of Edo State; Igala part of Kogi State and Idoma/Igede part of Edo State.



Apart from Kanu, one of the two other defendants in the six counts filed by the Federal Government is a Field Maintenance Engineer, David Nwawuisi, charged with the responsibility of maintaining MTN masts in Enugu State.

The other defendant, Benjamin Madubugwu, was said to be living in the Ubilisiuzo, Ihiala Local Government Area of Anambra State, where he allegedly received custody of a container, housing transmitters, from Kanu.

On December 23 during the accused persons’ appearance in court for their scheduled arraignment, Kanu refused to take his plea due to what he called his lack of confidence in the presiding judge, Justice Ahmed Mohammed.

The judge promptly returned the case file to the Chief Judge of the Federal High Court, Justice Ibrahim Auta, for reassignment to another judge and the three accused persons were returned to the custody of the Department of State Services.

The fresh charges were filed against the three men barely 24 hours after Justice Adeniyi Ademola, in a ruling on Kanu’s bail application on December 17, ordered his unconditional release from DSS custody having been detained for about two months without any valid charges filed against him.

The PUNCH had reported that the Federal Government had alleged that transmitters for Radio Biafra, spreading secessionist agenda for carving out Biafra region from Nigeria, were found to be installed on MTN masts in Enugu and Anambra states between April and May 2015.

No new date has been fixed for the arraignment of the accused persons.
http://www.punchng.com/biafra-kanu-apologises-to-buhari-jonathan-igbo-elders/
PoliticsRe: Martin Patience Joins Nigerian Soldiers In The Combat Region In The North(pics) by handie(m): 2:21pm On Dec 29, 2015
When our Nigerian journalists go get this kind mind?
PoliticsRe: $2.1bn Arms Deal: I Will Speak Soon – Labaran Maku by handie(m):
Which new thing u wan talk? Your boss Jonathan approved the diversion of money meant for purchase of arms to troops to help battle the Boko Haram insurgents to use for his campaign. Apart from this, what else have u gotta say?
PhonesRe: MTN Just Gave Me N5000 Airtime by handie(m): 1:00pm On Dec 25, 2015
Been making free mtn to mtn calls since morning. Could I've gotten this gift without knowing?
PoliticsRe: Arms Scandal:"Confess Your Sins To President Buhari"- Sagay To Goodluck Jonathan by handie(m): 6:50am On Dec 22, 2015
blazetitov:
The earlier the better or 'hero GEJ'. But he must be prosecuted if found guilty so that nobody sees him as above the law.


But why will mydn44 close a similar thread with Punch newspaper as source for the one that has dawntodusknews.com huh huh huh huh
help me ask am o. A thread with over 200 views and about 30 posts. Well, he has his reasons and what can I say other than well done Mynd44
PoliticsRe: Arms Scandal:"Confess Your Sins To President Buhari"- Sagay To Goodluck Jonathan by handie(m): 6:46am On Dec 22, 2015
njikoamaka:
This is my confession; #Dasukigate: N850m paid into Buhari PA’s Access Bank Account number 0045586381.
If only them dey see sense buy, I swear we Nairalanders woulda jointly contributed money to buy some sense for you. Nobody should be this foolish

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