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In Nigeria, arm robbers, kidnappers, 99% of people heading a church and politicans are the same so am not surprise let the headward keep talking.

Buharia

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If I continue MMM till april next year I will buy my car #MMMCares

MMM is back and better
Note: MMM is not for the poor in mind
So wat ever negative thought u believe about MMM u re not on the train to riches.

(In daddy shokey voice) "shame go catch people" MMM is the sweetest and best of all money making platform on nairaland

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Ok Oooo

Nightingale99:
Let's do something about it.

osibanjo president Buhari abisent

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phintohlar:
owk ayaf heard u bt dnt do it again oo

I promise I won't swty

phintohlar:
chai... U no do am well jare

am sorry swty

phintohlar:
i no know weda na swear i go swear for u oo or pray for u.. Will pray 4 u cos u just taught me how 2 catch him, den swear 4 u cos u also taught him how 2 free himself.. Which kind humanbeing u b sef, na u call thief con rub & na same u call police.

hahahahahaha abeg no swear for me Ooo na make ur hrt no tear say him cheat that why I let am escape.

What i am about to share is based on personal
experience on how to catch a cheater and how not to be caught cheating.
It will benefit both the cheater and the cheated.

1. Traces of Lipsticks: When your man comes back home, swipe his chest, nippple, neck, and pe_ni$ with a white handkerchief, if he was with a ho or side chic, depending on the type of se_xual activity he was engaged in, it will show.
Tip For Guys: To avoid this, guys, take a shower after or scrub the parts of your body that you suspect your lady of easy virtue might have left her ‘trademark’.

2. Wet Boxers: Men like to perform a kind of ablution after se_x. If he just did before coming home his underwear will still be moist by the time he gets home.
Tip For Guys: To avoid being detected, guys, use a towel or a handkerchief to dry your JT and wait a little bit for your body to dry before putting on your briefs.
However, this could be difficult if you patronize a chic
that stays in a face-me-i-face-you house or a brothel with a common bathroom, which might be quite a distance from where the action took place.

3. Smell of Strange Deodorants/Perfumes: If your man uses deodorants, roll-on, perfumes or whatever, you know the smell and if he doesn’t, you also know. This is to say that if he comes home with a feminine deodorant than the 212 men you know he uses, there is something wrong.
Tip For Guys: To avoid being caught, guys, don’t use your other’ chic’s perfume or deodorant to freshen up especially when madam of the house can sniff/smell you from a million miles away based on what she knows you use. You can also have two bottles of each perfume you use: one in the car and one at home.

4. Smell of Condom: Latex condoms have this rubber kind of odor that they give. if your man just got intimate with another woman using a condom before coming home, you should be able to perceive a smell of condom.
To discover this, you as a lady will need to read point
number 5.
Tip For Guys: To avoid this, guys, take a shower/wash with soap after the encounter and apply a deodorant not different from what you use that your woman is aware of. Coming home smelling of a deodorant especially feminine that your woman cant relate with is another red flag on it own.

5. Offer Him $ex When He Comes Home: It takes men a while to gather enough momentum to perform another round of se_x after one episode. To find out if Papa Ada had been to Ndokwa Hotel after work, try to jump on him for se_x as soon as he comes back to ascertain his readiness for the encounter.
You know how strong his er3ction can be under normal circumstances and how willing he is able to accept your offer. if he starts giving excuses of workloads, his annoying boss, traffic at Ojelegba and all that then there is something wrong. There might be something wrong actually, which might not be se_x related but if he doesn’t get over it after eating and you have calmed him down then something for don happen.
Tip for Guys: To avoid this, guys, attack is the best form of defense. You must have to be on the offensive as soon as you pull up at the car park. Complain just about everything, don’t talk to anybody nicely and just be completely difficult and unfriendly.
Complain about too much sand on the door mat,
question who removed the tv remote from the table and why is the flower vase too dusty, why are the kids not asleep or already asleep by the time you come back. Just create a kind of mayhem that will make you
unapproachable. If she asks ‘honey, what is the
problem?’, just dismiss her with a wave of hands. But you need to come back to your senses after you have enough energy to do the needful and don’t subject the poor lady to more troubles that she can bear. Apologize and bang the shait out of her.

29.07.2017

Dear members,

From the moment of this news publication and during
one week (it means until August 5 inclusive), the
members of MMM Nigeria will have ‘Mavro-2016-
Contributions’ released for 20% of their own PH amount (rather than for 10% as it was previously). At the same time, a 10% release of their referrals’ PH amount is cancelled.

The point is that the release of Mavro-2016 through
referrals’ contributions led to the creation of multiple
fake referral accounts. These fake accounts and those
who created them got blocked by the CRO. But the
ultimate goal is not only to punish those who abused the rules, but to prevent the abusive actions. Therefore, there was a decision to cancel a 10% release for a referral’s contribution and to increase the release of Mavro-2016 up to 20% through your own contribution. The load on the System will remain the same, but this will be more
efficient. The release of 20% by your own PH amount will be valid within a week, up to August 5. According to the results of the campaign, the decision about further ‘Mavro-2016-Contributions’ release rules will be taken. The main priority for the Community is to release all Mavro-2016 as soon as possible.

By our efforts, MMM Nigeria will overcome!

We are changing the world!

fellow participants always Login and read news. Instead of joining people who only say negative about success.

If u have issue talk to your guilder or call me on guilder isi junior 07061276250.

senatorizyking:
Choi !

I thought fashola was a fearless creature.

his a fearless beggar

Her tin de smell reach here, see wetin daddy yo cus

Nice

No doubt, PayPal is about the most widely used payment
method for online transactions — worldwide. But sadly,
Nigerians are not allowed to use the service for receiving
and withdrawing funds (even though you can still use it
for purchases and to transfer funds to other PayPal
users.)

This restriction is one of the major worries of Nigerian
webmasters and online entrepreneurs. In fact, it is the
reason why some Nigerians are yet to start their online
businesses.

If you’re finding it hard to receive payment online
because Paypal is a no-no for we Nigerians, this post is
for you. Here, I’ll be discussing five alternatives to Paypal.

Note that these alternatives may not be perfect
replacements for Paypal, but they’ll provide an avenue
for you to receive payments from abroad. (Of course,
half a loaf is better than no bread.)
Now, let’s look at the alternatives you’ve got.

1. Skrill
Formerly known as Moneybookers, Skrill is one of the
best alternatives to Paypal that are available to Nigerians.
The service works just like PayPal, allowing you to send
and receive funds. You can also upload funds from your
Nigerian bank account and receive funds to it as well.
In fact, if you’re having a hard time converting your
Payoneer funds to cool cash (due to the present harsh
limitations on online dollar transactions), you can simply
upload the funds from your Payoneer card to your Skrill
account, and then request payment from Skrill to your
local bank account.

Note that you’d be required to verify your account
before you can be allowed access to the full features of
your Skrill account. Although it’s not as popular or widely
used as PayPal, it’s a cool alternative that you’d love.

2. Western Union Money Transfer
With this method, you can receive payment from
anywhere in the world. If you’re a freelancer, this may be
a good option for you — provided you have clients that
are understanding.

Note that you must have a valid government-issued I'd card (such as an international passport, national identity
card, or drivers’ license) before you can receive
payments.

Although this payment method is very speedy, it may not
suitable for very small payments due to the transfer and
transaction charges.

3. Payoneer Mastercard
This is the coolest option for Nigerians (in my own
opinion). With the Payoneer debit MasterCard, you can
receive payment from freelance job sites, affiliate
networks, individuals, and reputable companies.
To get your Payoneer debit card, you have two options:
If you’re going into online freelance business (writing,
web design, programming, SEO, graphics design, virtual
assistance, translation, etc.) or affiliate marketing, you
can request the card through the freelance outsourcing
site or affiliate network you want to work with. Elance,
Odesk, Freelancer, Markethealth, and Fiverr are
examples of Payoneer partners through which you can
request your own card.

Visit Payoneer’s website to request the card directly.
After your request has been confirmed by the Payoneer
support, you’ll be sent an email informing you of the
shipment as well as the expected delivery date. (You’d be
told to wait for 28 days, but I receive my own cards in
less than 20 days. So, it depends on your location in
Nigeria.)

The Payoneer card allows you to receive direct payment
from freelance sites and affiliate networks. Also,
individuals can load funds directly to your card from
another credit/debit card.
Once you have the funds on your card, you’ll get an
email notification from Payoneer, and you can withdraw
your funds instantly from any ATM that processes
Mastercard-issued cards.

4. Cheque
If you’re planning to venture (or you’re already) into
some affiliate marketing programs, such as Amazon
affiliates, receiving a check may be an option for you
(note that Amazon pays directly to Payoneer cards,
though). This option is suitable for freelancers, too.
Once you request your payment (from the company or individual you’re dealing with), a US cheque (check)
would be sent to your mailing address, and you can get
your cash at any Nigerian bank.
Receiving funds through cheques may take weeks,
depending on the bank you use as well as the issuing
bank. So, this payment method may not be suitable if
you need the funds urgently.
To receive funds via cheques, you must have a
domiciliary account (an international banking account
that can be used for sending and receiving payments
worldwide). You can easily open a domiciliary account
with any Nigerian bank, but you must have a valid
identity document (international passport, drivers’
license, or national ID card) and other requirements
(which vary depending on the bank). You can visit any
bank to make enquiries on opening a domiciliary
account.
Please note that transaction charges apply to cheques,
and these may vary from bank to bank.

WARNING: Have your cheque sent only to a valid
mailing address! If your address cannot be traced
easily, you may lose your cheque.

5. Bank Wire Transfer

This method of payment is very simple: your funds are
transferred from the sender’s bank account to your own bank account here in Nigeria. Once again, you’ll need a domiciliary account for you to receive payment through this method.
Though speedy as it may seem, this payment method is
not instant. You may have to wait for days to a few weeks before receiving your funds. But the option is suitable for almost everyone in online business.

6. 2Checkout(2CO)
Also known as 2CO, this service allows you to integrate a payment system on your website or blog. So, if you sell products or render services online, this option is for you. Just visit 2checkout.com and register. (Note that you’ll be charged an application fee of $10.) It takes a few days to get your account approved (they need to confirm that your business is credible). Once your account is approved, you can set up the payment button on your page.
With 2CO, you can receive payment from anyone,
regardless of the payment method that person chooses
(Paypal, credit/debit card, and over 5 others).
Subsequently, you can withdraw your funds from your
2CO account. Payment is made every Thursday
(provided you have up to the minimum release balance) to your Payoneer Mastercard, or your bank (domiciliary) account via check or Wire transfer.
You can find out more information about 2checkout on their FAQ page.

7. Online Money Transfer Services
You can also receive funds online here in Nigeria through online money transfer companies like Transferwise and Worldtrust.
These services allow you to receive funds directly into your Nigerian bank account at very low costs.
Using these services is very easy. Simply visit their
websites and register. Then follow the directions issued
on how to receive your funds. Note that using these
services would require that the person sending you the
money register with the site.
So, if you’ve always thought that online business is
impossible without PayPal, I’m sure you now know that
there are other options for you. Choose your preferred
option and start making cool cash from your online
business.

Now, I’m sure you love this…
Yes, I’m sure you love what you just read. which I started some weeks back with the aim of enlightening Nigerians who want to start online business but don’t know how.

There is actually no trick or way to know the exact
numbers of s3xual partners someone has had in the past that is undisputable but do you know that with an
observant mindset and a very keen eye one can have a
good idea of the s3xual experience of one’s partner.
So guys, if you want to know how experienced that babe is s3xually here are some signs to look out for.

1. Her words: A lady that find it very easy to talk about s3x is more likely to be s3xually experienced because more s3x induces more s3xual confidence especially when the s3x is great, once a woman is s3xually confident she will have no problem discussing s3x-related issues.

2. She is up-front: The more s3xual experience a
woman has, the more open she becomes about her
s3xual needs so when she knows her “onions” and what
turns her off during s3x then she is a pro between the
sheets.

3. She shows you a thing or two: “You might consider yourself a bedroom don, but when you get in bed with her, she begins to show you explosive things your body can do that you never knew and this is because, not only has she been pleased a lot of times, she has also learned how to please”.

4. She is brazen: “Does she find it easy to take off her clothes and dance for you? is she rocking that Cowgal move like a p0rn star? if she seems to be very uninhibited and able to let go in the bedroom, just know she is no rookie”.

There is actually no trick or way to know the exact
numbers of s3xual partners someone has had in the past
that is undisputable but do you know that with an
observant mindset and a very keen eye one can have a
good idea of the s3xual experience of one’s partner.
So guys, if you want to know how experienced that babe
is s3xually here are some signs to look out for.

1. Her words: A lady that find it very easy to talk about
s3x is more likely to be s3xually experienced because
more s3x induces more s3xual confidence especially
when the s3x is great, once a woman is s3xually
confident she will have no problem discussing s3x-
related issues.

2. She is up-front: The more s3xual experience a
woman has, the more open she becomes about her
s3xual needs so when she knows her “onions” and what
turns her off during s3x then she is a pro between the
sheets.

3. She shows you a thing or two: “You might consider yourself a bedroom don, but when you get in bed with her, she begins to show you explosive things your body can do that you never knew and this is because, not only has she been pleased a lot of times, she has also learned how to please”.

4. She is brazen: “Does she find it easy to take off her clothes and dance for you? is she rocking that Cowgal move like a p0rn star? if she seems to be very uninhibited and able to let go in the bedroom, just know she is no rookie”.

Vag!na tightening. We know – it’s uncomfortable,
awkward and sometimes downright humiliating to talk
about – however – this is actually a big problem for tons of women!

This s.exual health issue causes insecurity, damages your confidence, and can make you feel like crap. And when it comes to pleasing your partner in the bedroom – while this stuff shouldn’t matter – the issue can make you feel like you’re not performing under the sheets.

How s.exy and confident you feel plays a huge part in
your relationship, and keeping things tight can really help you get your se.xy back in the bedroom. If you’re like lot’s of women, you’re looking for ways on how to tighten your vag!na – or are scouring the web for vag!na tightening solutions like V Tight Gel, which was rated the best vag!nal tightening cream in 2017.
But with all the scammy products and multitude of
options, choosing the right product for YOUR body can
seem overwhelming. Don’t worry. We’re here to help.

After tons of research, I’ve put together the 3 most
effective ways you can tighten your vag!na fast.
After I had my very first child, I felt like things just
weren’t the same in the bedroom, and I didn’t enjoy s.ex as much as I used to. As a matter of fact, to place it
bluntly (let’s get real ladies), I felt like I had a flappy kitten.

I wanted to find a solution to tighten my vag!na walls,
and I was willing to try anything. I looked everywhere,
trialled and tested a lot of products, home remedies and herbs, as well as different exercises.

During that time I learned what works, and what is a
waste of time. So while it’s a little humiliating and
embarrassing, I’d like to share what I found that helped
tighten my vag.

Why Does a Vag!na Get Loose?

Now – contradictory to popular opinion, a loose or
flappy vag!na does NOT come from too much s.exual
intercourse (or the size of your partner’s penis…
although of course your man would love to THINK he’s
too big for you and stretches you out) A loose vag!na can be triggered by numerous reasons, such as childbirth, menopause, or simply because our bodies are aging.

Shocked woman

Remember, having less s.ex will not keep your vag!na
tighter. The reasons the vag!na gets loose is due to the
natural stretching and tearing of the muscles on the vag!nal walls when you give birth or get older. As with every other part of our body, the vag!na has muscles that contract and relax. But when we grow older, or the vag!na goes through the trauma of childbirth, then the natural elasticity is reduced.

The muscle tissue of the vulva, which is tightly folded, is naturally elastic – just like your mouth! If you pull the
corners of your mouth towards your ears in a smile, and let go, they will go back to their original shape. This can be done countless times without any change as to how your mouth looks.

The vag!na works in a similar way. It is normally in a
rested state and changed only for two reasons.

$ex
& Childbirth

Stress ‘down there’ makes a cervix contract and become tighter, which is why some young girls find it hard to insert tampons. However, after childbirth the muscle tissues tear, and if not taken care of, will lose a lot of their elasticity. They will not be able to contract as tightly, or be as flexible as they used to.

This process is totally natural – BUT – there are ways to
get back the tightness without having to go through the
rest of your life feeling loose. A lot of women opt for vag!noplasty surgery, which is a cosmetic surgery used to tighten the vag!nal walls.

This option can have health risks, and is also very expensive. There are many natural ways to get back the tightness of your vag without having to resort to vag!noplasty if you don’t want to.

If you’re looking for female genital tightening techniques when looking for ways on how to make you tighter, you’ve probably seen a lot of crazy solutions out there.

You may have heard of kegel exercises, other vigina
creams and lotions, or even workout and diet programs which are designed to tighten up a loose vulva.

These methods are all effective in reducing vag!nal
looseness. Some, of course, work better and faster than others. Diets and exercises designed for this specific purpose have long-lasting effects, but may take a long time to achieve results. If you’re patient, and consistent with the treatment, they will work over time. If you want to get a tighter vag!na quickly – The fastest way by far is to use a tightening creams which has immediate effects.

Dmatter:
OP: b like say na womanology u study

if the course de naija nairalanders know say na ur ultimate choice

pryme:
Op, are you sure this is not as a result of listening to too many Westlife?

my dear u take too much weed or TM reduce ur dosage and read it again

UGLEEBOI:
OP, who's that beautiful pepper them damsel??

do u like her

UGLEEBOI:
OP, who's that beautiful pepper them damsel??

do u like her

Ok

Whatever the reason may
be, you can relax in
knowing that you won’t
have to second-guess
yourself if you know her
motives for the evening.

Will she sleep with you or
not? Here are the signs that
she is ready to get the deed
done.


1. She touches you in
intimate places.

Hold up. I’m not saying that
a woman will immediately
grab your groin when the
moment presents itself!
However, a woman can
show that she is interested
in taking your relationship
to the next level if she
openly touches uncommon
areas of contact like your
ears, neck, thighs, your
torso or your feet. The last
one’s touched using her
own feet, of course.

2. She licks her lips over
and over.

It could be a provocative
plea that she is voluntarily
doing or it may be a reflex
reaction to the thoughts
that she is currently having
about you. Not only is it
seductive, but it’s a pretty
good sign that she may be
open to sleeping with you if
you just ask.

3. She keeps mentioning
s*x.

A woman will never
mention s*x on her own
accord unless she is willing
to put it on the table. By
casually mentioning it in
the conversation, she may
be subtly saying that she is
open to having s*x at some
point while you’re dating.

4. She wore an
uncharacteristically
provocative outfit on your
date.

Any woman has the right to
wear whatever she wants. If
she wants to go unclad on
your date because it’s her
usual thing, it doesn’t
immediately mean that
she’s willing to sleep with
you right then and there.
If, however, she usually
dresses conservatively then
suddenly wears a tiny red
dress with a plunging
neckline, she is probably
starting to entertain the
idea of hopping into bed
with you.

5. She invites you inside her
place.

It’s highly possible that this
is her way of saying that
she’s ready to sleep with
you. Women usually leave
it to the guy to ask if they
can come up to their place
and promptly reject them
if they don’t feel like
sleeping with the guy.
If they invited the guy
themselves, it is usually an
acknowledgement of their
plans to finally seal the
deal. Just remember that
you may only get a make-
out session or a glass of
wine for your troubles if it
pleases her.

6. She seems a little too
enthusiastic about your
good-night kiss.

A passionate make-out
session at her doorstep
could serve as your
opening. Not only is she in
the mood, but it seems like
she is ready to eat you up
before you even get
through the bedroom
door. Do her the courtesy
of asking if she’s interested
and take her to a bed
where you can provide her
needs privately – that is
unless she wants to do it in
public.

7. She seems turned on by
a lot of things.

If she sounds more sensual
than usual, you can bet that
she’s ready for an intimate
night with you. You can
hear the ecstasy in
someone’s voice when they
are turned on and can see
it in the way they move.
Her skin will feel really
warm and her pupils will be
dilated. Don’t ask to give
her physical exam, but do
pay attention to her the
whole night.
Yes, a woman may seem
ready for s*x; however,
you should not presume
that it’s a done deal even
with the signs we’ve
mentioned. It’s better to
feel for the moment and
ask when the timing is
right.
It’s okay if they don’t feel
like it. You might have
another chance in the
future if you treat her right
and don’t push her to rush.
Once you know that a
woman is ready to have s*x
with you, asking her won’t
seem like such a daunting
task. You will feel more
comfortable knowing that
the chances of her agreeing
will be higher once these
signs become obvious.
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