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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indonesia Bans Men & Women From Eating Together To Make Women More 'well Behaved by Hanji(m): 3:21am On Sep 09, 2018
Is dis a joke. Wot if i want to take a girl out on a date.
Politics / Re: How To Check If Your PVC Is Ready For Collection At INEC Office by Hanji(m): 3:14am On Sep 09, 2018
CcMynd44 lalasticlala
Politics / Re: How To Check If Your PVC Is Ready For Collection At INEC Office by Hanji(m): 3:11am On Sep 09, 2018
I don dey calculate d extra money i go make during election, my vote is for the highest bidder and bidding starts from 10k upward.
All the election wey we don dey participate we never see d result
cc. Pdp apc
Career / Re: 'I Left My Last Job Because My Boss Put His Hands On A Female Employee' - Man by Hanji(m): 3:05am On Sep 09, 2018
You have a very rare heart, kudos to u. But i hope sai d lady follow u resign.

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Education / Re: FUNAAB Student Hospitalised After A ₦5k Bet To Drink A Bottle Of Gin (photos) by Hanji(m): 2:59am On Sep 09, 2018
Enire lo, ore mi ti high oh my God!

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Travel / Re: My Funny Experience With A Ugandan Girl by Hanji(m): 1:16am On Sep 09, 2018
Jamestown123:
Mad man and who told you she didn't come to Lagos? She came and spend a whole 2 weeks here.
it is actually spent and not spend
but guy hw far nah 15k for airfare frm nigeria to uganda shey na 4 luggage compartment d person go stay ni.
Abeg help us reduce the toxicness of the lie

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Travel / Re: My Funny Experience With A Ugandan Girl by Hanji(m): 1:10am On Sep 09, 2018
Jamestown123:
I did send her the money but she didn't come through flight oo. She took bus and I ended up spending 45k for the trip
lie mohamed keep up d lie, bt u still be learner

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Crime / Re: Lessons by Hanji(m): 12:40am On Sep 09, 2018
Chai na person 9 month be dis
Travel / Re: My Funny Experience With A Ugandan Girl by Hanji(m): 12:36am On Sep 09, 2018
If d girl truly truly na frm uganda nd she scam u successfully, u don fall hands of the whole nation
mad man he still wants to send air fare for the sister ur village pple strong gan

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Sports / Re: Dave Mussard: Seychelles Chubby Goalkeeper Causes Commotion On Social Media by Hanji(m): 12:14am On Sep 09, 2018
This makes me wonder how ighalo dey score 4 china because anytym i check livescore na d guy dey score abi dem no give im village pple visa to enter china?
Nobody should come and tell me dat he scored a penalty because i fit knack the person charm thru xender.

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Sports / Re: US Open 2018: Serena Williams Loses To Naomi Osaka In Controversial Final by Hanji(m): 12:03am On Sep 09, 2018
Her losing spirit is synonymous to that of cristiano ronaldo both are sore losers.

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Sports / Re: Dave Mussard: Seychelles Chubby Goalkeeper Causes Commotion On Social Media by Hanji(m): 12:01am On Sep 09, 2018
bedspread:
An inner look into his Face and you see Pmb ..
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Must u behave stupid all the time try to have sense for once or u can even pretend to have sense. It won't cost u anything but ur stupidity.

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Celebrities / Re: I Was Not Deported! I Was Asked To Go Get The Right Visa - Bobrisky by Hanji(m): 12:47pm On Sep 08, 2018
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indulge01:
Bobrisky has opened up on the incident leading to his deportation last night by the very strict officials of the United Kingdom Border Agency (UKBA), he wrote the revelation on his personal instagram page today but interesting claimed a snitch reported him the the UKBA before his arrival, they claimed he was coming to work and that he knows the person behind the mess, here is what he said:


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I want to say a very big thank you to all my Uk fans who really want to see me badly. I know some of u have got true love for me but trust me it hurt me that I cried dis morning because I was not able to see people who truly loved me and appreciate me. As for the haters who think I was deported or banned from entering the Uk that is a fat lie. I was only asked to go get the right visa. U all forgot so soon that I’m a strong soul, nothing can break me .And as for the SNITCH who went to tell the immigration I’m coming to work so sad u are pained that u can see me grow in success. Let me correct ur impressions darling we know u but i won’t mention ur name I went to Uk to relax and enjoy myself not to make money . I make nothing less than 1million a month in my country, I became so famous in my county, Snapchat pay me in my country so tell me why I won’t love my country NIGERIA . Out of dis money I make monthly I still help the needs who need my help. Uk immigration treated me awesome because they went through my past record of all the country I have visited for the past few years and there was no BAD record. So nothing still change my coming to Uk . I came home voluntarily to get the right visa I’m coming Uk lovers


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Celebrities / Re: I Was Not Deported! I Was Asked To Go Get The Right Visa - Bobrisky by Hanji(m): 12:44pm On Sep 08, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: 100 Most Influential Young Africans 2018: Davido, Falz, Ahmed Musa, Others Named by Hanji(m): 7:23pm On Sep 07, 2018
What d f*ck is toke makinwa doin in dat list.
Celebrities / Re: I Need More Security - Cristiano Ronaldo by Hanji(m): 3:43am On Sep 07, 2018
Cc lalasticlala mynd44
Score first and you can have as many security as u want.
When i mean score i dnt mean tap-in or penalty
Romance / Re: What Is The Normal Price For A Bride? by Hanji(m): 3:39am On Sep 07, 2018
Igbo-500,000 and above yoruba-300,000 and below hausa- 2 cows will do d magic
Celebrities / Re: Jemima Osunde Is In Her Final Year In Medical School (Photos) by Hanji(m): 3:33am On Sep 07, 2018
Congrat in advance.
But am not understanding oo, are girls a special breed of chameleon?
Today they are dark 2mao they are lighskinned.
O lord pls save me from karashika

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Business / Re: The Man Who Won The Lottery 14 Times by Hanji(m): 3:12am On Sep 07, 2018
Hmmm...wot a sad ending. Make he cum teach me how to program d algorithm nah i swear i no go tell anybody or does he want to take his secret to his grave.
Politics / Re: Suleiman Abba Blasts Reno Omokri: Jonathan Will Be Sad If I Open Up by Hanji(m): 2:54am On Sep 07, 2018
"jonathan had fired abba immediately after he lost the 2015 election".
So the so called ipob hero would have rigged the 2015 election if the igp had coperate with him.
And yet they are clamouring 4 a free nd fair election in 2019.
Buhari carry go joor i dey ur back

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Politics / Re: More Pictures From Osun APC Governorship Flag Off Rally At Osogbo... by Hanji(m): 2:26am On Sep 07, 2018
sodiqapril:
ladies and gentlemen, as we go about our daily activities.. let's remember some people are planning to vote Buhari for second term.. let's pray to God to open their eyes so they can see the truth
PRAYER POINT 2
my father my father, if this my brother is a supporter of pdp have mercy on him for the damage him and his devilish party has wrecked upon nigeria for the past 16yrs they were in power.
Father, manifest urself o lord and make my brother pay to vote for buhari in 2019.
Ijn...amen

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Politics / Re: More Pictures From Osun APC Governorship Flag Off Rally At Osogbo... by Hanji(m): 2:22am On Sep 07, 2018
sodiqapril:
ladies and gentlemen, as we go about our daily activities.. let's remember some people are planning to vote Buhari for second term.. let's pray to God to open their eyes so they can see the truth
Father lord let the stronghold of the devil over my brother be destroyed and let him realise that BUHARI is still the best option nigeria has at the moment amongst those that have declared thier interest for the top seat ijn amen

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Phones / Re: Look At These Funny Wifi Names , Share Yours by Hanji(m): 2:15am On Sep 07, 2018
dondemex:
I changed mine to FSARS come and see how my yahoo boys neighbors started running out of the house grin grin
this got me reeling with laughter

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Celebrities / Re: 'Na Dem Dey Rush Us' Customized T-Shirts & Caps By Originator, Charles Inojie by Hanji(m): 6:03pm On Sep 06, 2018
ElidaxZiel:
Extreme poverty have turned everything into business in 9jaira,

the dullard below me have something to say
people like u are a curse to the society and human race at large.

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Visit Turkey, Shares Photo Of Oyinbo Selling Water For Traffic by Hanji(m): 5:53pm On Sep 06, 2018
So you called him on the pretence of buying water and started taking his picture to post on instagram.
This is my final judgement:YOU LACK SENSE

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Celebrities / Re: See How Makeup Transform This Black Hausa Woman by Hanji(m): 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2018
This is one of the reason i can't marry a girl without taking her to the pool for reality check up

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Celebrities / Re: My Dad Sent 50 Police To Arrest Me And My Promoters During My 1st Show - Davido by Hanji(m): 8:56pm On Sep 04, 2018
50 police bawo, hw many station did he report u to

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Celebrities / Re: My Dad Sent 50 Police To Arrest Me And My Promoters During My 1st Show - Davido by Hanji(m): 8:54pm On Sep 04, 2018
50 police bawo, hw many stations did he report u too.
Guy u too dey lie

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Celebrities / Re: Police PPRO Dolapo Badmus Causes A Stir With Her Breast Tattoo (Photos) by Hanji(m): 8:52pm On Sep 04, 2018
Bloggers no get joy, journalism don turn to something else.
Health / Re: 4-year-old Boy Calls 999 When His Mother Collapsed by Hanji(m): 5:11pm On Sep 04, 2018
If nah 4 naija here the pikin go dey slap d mama until she wake up.

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Politics / Re: FFK To Appear Before The Police Today For Questioning Over His Publications by Hanji(m): 9:42am On Sep 04, 2018
Ffk the ipob social media warlord, ur day of reckoning has come.
And lastly don't bring the lord into this mess we christains don wise

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