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[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834675#msg2834675 date=1222046938]No hannibal.
It's an emotional one usually brought on by an earlier traumatic experience in most cases.
It can be overcome by the husband being understanding.[/quote]Jeeeeez. . . . . . . .Thats double jeopardy.
I am too lazy to teach. I want a ready made bugatti veyron NOT the one i have to jump-start with tutorials n sex videos.
Frigid women, please get out of me way.

stillwater:
Me? Robot? I wear it with PRIDE!!!!!!

Sooner or later, we would know who profits from being frigid.
I won't be surprised if u come back here with a crazy topic. . . . ."HELP, I CANNOT SATISFY MY HUSBAND"

onyinye2:
What is better than being with a person who knows absolutely nothing. It is a fairytale. They have no expectations, no prior wonderful sexual experiences, no ranked "height" of good sex they have gotten. So the guy is free to do whatever, she has nothing to compare to.

Stop deceiving yourself.
Every man knows something.
Whether u like it or not, men compare notes and if they every realise they are being short-changed, they seek help outside.
U won't hear anything TRUTHier than this from moi.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834651#msg2834651 date=1222046300]You could be the person to teach her and bring her out of her shell.
Not everyone is swinging from chandeliers in their father's houses [/quote]Can one help a frigid woman?
I thunk the problem is hormonal.

stillwater:
@ Queenisha
I like the idea of being frigid. Is there any show for me in marriage? Is there a man who would take me as I am?

Bloody robot!!!
Watch as ur hubby would bring Ngozi n Nkechi to ur matrimonial bed while u are as stiff as super glue.

stillwater:
What if you end with someone frigid? You better ask Queenisha now

Frigid??
God forbid!!!!
This is why it's important to test drive before saying I DO.

[quote author=Gucci_Babe link=topic=173975.msg2834628#msg2834628 date=1222045882]hmmm  you are a freak so we need sex education to please our hubby,  some Men tend to like Virgins, so i don't understand what can be so bad not knowing how to   [/quote]True. . . . .Some men like virgins but after deflowering them, they still go out there to find a tigeress in bed.
No man wants a log of wood in his bed. . . . .It's very depressing.

stillwater:
Are you trying to kill your wife? Take it easy oo.

Don't worry. . . . She's bound to like the marathon.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834590#msg2834590 date=1222044777]and he understands but of course there are those times I can see he's really really wanting it and the poor man is about to burst,I just go along knowing that when he's that charged, it's only but a few minutes and the whole thing is over.
I can handle that.[/quote]So much for human feelings.
Blue balls kill quicker than gunshot wounds.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834597#msg2834597 date=1222044950]ROFL.
Is that why he still talks of our sleeper train rides? [/quote]U already KNOW!!!

[quote author=Gucci_Babe link=topic=173975.msg2834592#msg2834592 date=1222044852]why do men even get tired sef.  isnt (RATED R)  the same . what the hell is the difference![/quote]U want men to get tired??

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834576#msg2834576 date=1222044396]In what way ?
maybe the risky things like sex in cars and on mountain tops.
I don't know.
Remember I'm speaking for myself from my perspective
I don't know if he'll say the same .
but from how crazy he still is about me,I think I'm right.[/quote]Well. . . .U have a point.
From a woman's view, it is expected to enjoy it under matrimony.
Besides, ur husband could be crazier about u when u guys first met.
Men like it more at first then the novelty around it stutters a lil bit.

stillwater:
Have you ever said No, I'm not in the mood.

You are not in what mood??
After 60 tubers of yam and half a dozen Seaman schnapp??
Errrrrrrrrrrrm, can i get a refund of the brideprice?

Both!!
Why can't i have both?

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834561#msg2834561 date=1222043986]Excellent!
Never a dull moment
actually It's better now than when I first got married.
Personally,it took me a while to get comfortable being with a man due to my CU campus roots
I was not an "experienced" lady going into marriage
and he was a patient man.
Our sex life is a million times better today than then.
I hardly even have to ask for it.
all I need to do is send him a text message thanking him for his tigerly activities that morning and he knows he has to out do himself that night [/quote]This is a shocker to me.
Few married men i spoke to told me pre-marital sex is a tad better.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834534#msg2834534 date=1222043491]Onyinye say God forbid!
3 times to that prayer.
Tufiakwa
You want a man that has the ego of a dove?
don't you know that's the same ego he'll carry to the outside even at the workplace and have everyone walk all over him?
You need at tiger LOL
You need a man that is fearless.[/quote]Please tell Onyinye. . . . . .Her comments are so outlandish.
She wants a mumu husband. Who prays for such?

[quote author=Gucci_Babe link=topic=173975.msg2834514#msg2834514 date=1222043012]to me there is no difference between living together and getting married  I guess, i mean same logic apart from the ceremony etc[/quote]There's a huge difference.
Someone living with me is NOT YET ma wifey.
She's just warming up or undergoing a test drive.

onyinye2:
Hold Up! There is ALWAYS a choice to be made.

Marriage is hard work mayne. I mean serious work. With the Grace of God, I will marry a guy with the Ego of a Dove. Cause i know otherwise, there is going to be some serious collision.

That mentality would change in 3-4 years time.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834475#msg2834475 date=1222042157]I no go lie I did with my husband
but I didn't move in.
there are those who even live with the man without a marriage proposal.
Those are the ones I'm talking about
It's not right.[/quote]Are u considering the credit crunch?
Couples are pulling resources together now so they can save more.
I don't see nuthing wrong with a live-in lover.

DeepZone:
Gotcha! where do you always spring from? How your ashawos?

Honestly, scrap this topic. . . .Get a better schitzo we can discuss.
I am up for a debate tonight but def'ly not this asinine topic.

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834406#msg2834406 date=1222040515]ROFL.
Genevieve has nothing on me LOL
It's not acting because you know it's for the benefit of everyone.
It's being selfless
and he has to do same too because he knows that when Queenisha is unhappy
Everyone is unhappy.[/quote]Ya hubby is lucky o.

DeepZone:
How will you love to be remembered when you die? How will you ensure you've created an indelible picture of your memory in your lovers mind after death? Will you want him/her to do the same to you?

U can do better than this, DeepZone.
Scrap this topic n creat a topic more i[i]ntelligent[/i].

onyinye2:
I'm going to be one heck of a wife. Submission ko, guidelines ni. I will do what I feel is right for me and him.

May God help Onyinye's hubby.
He might have to carry a gun with him always.

onyinye2:
LMAO!!! Of course now. Hehehehe. . . . . I've got to keep myself busy. Esp, in a place I live. Unlike you, who just sips tea ALL DAY.

Sip tea ALL DAY??
u gotta be kidding me.
Keep getting busy(eat more, dance less, add weight).

[quote author=_Queenisha link=topic=173975.msg2834264#msg2834264 date=1222037192]hannibal,you too ROFL
Marriage is not an entrapment at all if you are in love with your wife.
There are many women out there but there are few few that'll be good for you.[/quote]Few?? Why?
I have over 21 women on ma list.
Picking the right one is becoming a huge conundrum.

I know you specialize in the beauty department but there's more to a good woman than physical beauty.
I'm not saying you should go and marry Missy Elliot .
But if you pick up a pretty girl that wants you to buy her a gucci purse on the first date or orders the most expensive thing on the menu.
That may not be your wife

On the contrary, there are few gold diggers these days.
Women just wanna settle down cos the competition is so fierce out there.
Gucci purse on the first date?? Not likely.

onyinye2:
LMAO!!! What is a pre med student like me doing with restaurants? Naw, i don't own them, i just know the owners well well.

Who knows?
Pumbaa looks the type that multi-tasks.
Pre Med + Food + Sports + makossa dancing.

onyinye2:
Also try to visit D' Village, it is another Nigerian restaurant.

Are u sure you don't own these restaurants??

onyinye2:
Well of course now, the Naija population in Houston is down right breath taking. I mean you have witnessed yourself. A whole chain of stores just dedicated to Nigerians. But on the real note, FingerLicking over charges on their food. Go to Suya Hut and you get a better deal.

Noted!!!

onyinye2:
Or till the day your money line stops.

Pumbaa, money line stops because of the loose change one pays @ FingerLicking??
Do u know how much we pay for Naija food over here?
It's TWICE/THRICE as much as FingerLicking so i am used to it.

@ Professor Queenisha,

I w'anna get married soon.
Can u tell me the advantages of being a married man??
What do i stand to gain cos me thinks marriage is an entrapment for a guy like moi.

tope2000:
_{im running away straight}

U better relocate to Wales.
Thats the only area i ain't connected in the whole of UK.
Say goodbye to SE/SW.

tope2000:
roflmao
meself get connection with em Triad
so bring it on brother . . .
they would crouching tiger, hidden dragon ur ass.

Hidden dragon me royal ass??
You are in trouble!!!

onyinye2:
Next time you come to Houston, go to all the numerous Nigerian restaurants besides FingerLicking.

FingerLicking till the day ma pulse STOPS!!!

tope2000:
it is also CLASSIFIED

A poll about me is CLASSIFIED??
Tope2000. . . . . .Should i put u on ma HITLIST in the South?
I am connected to em Jamaican gangs.

onyinye2:
I rather eat that than starve myself with tasteless salads.

Noted!!!

debosky:
Crizzle come on YIM and tell me some sweet nothings so I can fall asleep

Debozza, leave the Manc babe alone.

tope2000:
Lmao . . .
didnt i already said you were voted NO 1 in the poll on NL.

Show me the poll, please.

onyinye2:
LMAO!!!! hehehehe let me eat what i want to eat jare.  

Eat and look like u are 8 months preggers??
Akpu and Eba makes the belly go POT!!!

tope2000:
playa to the CORE!

Player??
Where did that come from??
Come n explain urself before i declare WAR on your postcode.

onyinye2:
I'm sorry Mufasa. . . . . I still go to Fingerlicking every weekend, but I just go to the D'Village alot more. I still love Fingerlicking though. . . . its prices are high.

Quality is expensive.
It's imperative u eat healthy foods so u can look super FIT in ur spandex.

debosky:
why is Criz accepting Hanni's proposal? Na me first reach there o!  

Criz is allergic to Gaynners.