Outstrip:

Hannibal I pray that no woman that is dear to me falls in love with a person like you. So she gets raped but she has to prove it to you for you to believe her? Na wa

I wouldn't want to fall in love with anyone that is dear to you either.
Innocent until proven guilty policy applies to my BEST FRIEND.
Mind u, i don't keep rapists as buddies. . . . . .I have known ma best friend for how many years now(over 18 years).
I would not let a babe i met some coupla months back come between me and ma mate!!!

LadyT:

Hannibal *sigh* I know some women lie they need to be hanged. But its not all women!  If your girl tells you she was raped you don't throw it back in her face saying PROVE IT!

Some women lie and they need to be shot dead BUT how would i seperate the GAME from the TRUTH?
How else? She has to prove it beyond reasonable doubt that it was RAPE

Thats wrong on so many levels.  A lot of rapes are by people you know not always a total stranger.  
Stop making light of a very very serious matter.

The venue and the time is very very important.
How can ma best friend rape ma gurlfriend ALL OF A SUDDEN?
That kinda story won't wash with me at all.

I will go with Socrates' goal against Italy in 1982.
The way Zico and Socrates combined to create that goal is absolutely brilliant.
Brazil went on to lose the match 2-3 to the Azurris but the way Socrates planted Dino Zoff on his ass was PEACH!!!

LadyT:

You should be ashamed of yourselves

After Potiphar's wife lied against Joseph in the Bible, i don't trust any woman that screams RAPE unless the supposed culprit is a total STRANGER.
So y'all women should hang y'all HEADS in shame.
Buncha pathological liars.

Ur Best Friend Sleeps Wit Ur Girlfriend Against Her Consent

How did it happen? Where did it happen? What time of the the day did it happen??
The gurl has some explanations to do. . . . .
She would have to convince me or else i'd assume she ASKED for it!!!

Pataki:

QUESTION:

What you going to do about your non-tithing boo?

Funmi dumped him last night.

Pataki:

You hiding behind that computer to talk your shit again? Guy, I have my preference in women. Unfortunately Deepzone does not meet the preliminary requirements for the next stage. I can keep her as a fling though.

She doesn't care about your evil intentions.
Fling, bedmate, marriage. short term affair.
She wants an Amsterdam lad.

DeepZone:

Love? Is pataki in love just from my user ID? what will he do if he sees me? release in his pants before I say hello?

Release??
You are so razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

DeepZone:

They just blocked me from flogging Hannibal and pataki this evening.

Flogging Hannibal??

DeepZone, stop this evasive tactics of yours.
Face Pataki squarely. . . . .Leave me out of this love serenade.

Pataki:

Tell me how am I supposed to breathe with no AIR?

Pataki, will u stop slacking and take whatz yours??
Funmi is involved with a Ghanaian and her parents are not having that.
She needs to take a Yoruba man to Ilesha this december.
Help her out.

Pataki:

Change and I may consider you for real.

Hmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . .
It seems love's in the AIR(at last)

DeepZone:

Deeply involved with your bar soap?

Erelu, thats gross!!!
How are u any different to your ungenerous fiance??

Pataki:

How pathetic for her.   Unfortunately, Pataki is deeply involved at the moment. I do not want her at the moment. So please pass her on to the next available option.

I dunno any other eligible bachelor around.
Why don't u dump your woman and bond with Funmi.
Seriously, she's a changed woman now and she needs a geezer to warm her bed.

rampagain:

i tot some people here r so matured,ive been respecting their posts ever since i joined nl

but today has made me realise that they have nothing upstairs and still act like kids peeing on their undies

its a pity

You can't blame an adult for that. . . . . .It may be the case of a leaking bladder.
Be charitable. . . . .Buy pampers for them.

Pataki:

You wish!
Wake up girl.

Pataki, stop fronting!!!!
DeepZone is lonely. . . . . . .Help her cause.
She is 39, she needs a hubby before menopause clocks.

DeepZone:

You need deliverance. Imagine pataki telling me you are a God fearing man. Your imaginations can kill an angel.

I am a God fearing MAN(same as Pataki)
You cannot take that away from us.
Hate us or love us??

Pataki:

Tell her to send me an email. I will keep her on the awaiting list pending when I off-load the ones on my hands at the moment.
Although I think she has more preference for you than any other guy here. She has even chased you to the SPORTS section sef.

DeepZone, send Pataki a mail ASAP.
He has now made himself available. . . . .Stop slacking!!!

DeepZone:

Hannibal and Pataki are very therapeutic and special to me.

Therapeutic??
Funmi, stop using ma images to self-service!!!!
It's one of the 7 deadly SINS.

Pataki:

Phuleazzeeeeeeeeeee give me that break! You want to count how many times your name comes out of her mouth easily?

She has that feelings for you man. . . . . Too much pride is eroding her senses at the moment.

Honestly, Funmi likes you.
She once confessed she mentioned your name in error one night her stingy dude was crinking her.
The silly dude didn't even suspect any foul play. . . . . He got carried away by Funmi's slippers-shaped titties.

DeepZone:

Stop yabbing Hanibobo abeg. He may be a darling but definitely not God fearing. He may fear God with his mouth but his third leg is a big burden to his salvation.

DeepZone, don't start what u cannot finish.
Whose 3rd leg are u talking about?
Are u high on cheap spliffs?

DeepZone:

may be.

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . . . . . .No wonder!!!!

DeepZone:

What? You want a pervert to creep up on me? Do you like me at all?  

Stop playing around.
Admit it, u love Pataki.
How many times have u told me that on YM??

DeepZone:

And Funmi is always ignoring her but she seems not to get it. I'm just tired of buggers. I may fight Karmawhatever b/c she sounds reasonable and intelligent  sometimes but that tart with a T, hell no. Let her go to school first. I always say the truth no matter what it'll cost me. That's Erelu for you.

What the Bleep is Erelu??
Were u born by Mermaid Osun Osogbo?

Pataki:

Guy, I am tired of her snake like movements on me. It is creepy for real.

U ignore her too much thus making her desperate to LAY you.

@ DeepZone,

Give Pataki your YID so u guys can synchronise privately once and for all.
This cat n mouse game of yours is becoming boring.

DeepZone:

Why are you their greatest client then?

Stick to the scripts before i unleash ma venom in your blood stream.

Now. . . . .What are u gonna do to this scrimping, parsimonious bully of yours.
Are u marrying him or dumping him??
Pataki wants to settle down this year. . . . .This is your opportunity.
Grab it with your mammary glands.

DeepZone:

Management? The amount you spend on hookers per day can make you a landlord in Ajegunle.

Leave me alone!!!
Afterall, i picked u up as a hooker!!!
If u think u can wash all those semen money u make from whoring and transform em to Church, you are joking!!!
Prostitution does not pay, STOP IT!!!

Pataki:


Dread I dey oh. Me your personal person? Is it because I pay attention to my tithing?

Go and deal with your issues jare.   Which of the Iyawos are you talking of?

This is Funmi's way of telling u she is available.

DeepZone:

You and I know that this chic is too clever to date a free loader like _{Sly and Pataki}.

If u are clever, u wouldn't bring a senseless issue like this to a forum. . . .
Anyone with an IQ as low as 20 should be solving this nursery dilemma without stress.
I'm sure your IQ has a negative integer.

You make so much noise about this tithe thing as if you are current in your payments. How do you manage to make your monthly payments after wasting so much on booze, hookers, gambling and strip clubs?

I don't STEAL from God so tithing is very important to me.
Money for booze, gambling and strip clubs should not get in the way.
It's called management. . . . . . . . . . Stop dating vagrants.

DeepZone:

I think you are better off learning how to apply make ups because the one on your pix is just gross and a little reduction in adipose tissue will be a plus. Just a friendly advise.

ROFLMAOWPIMP

DeepZone:

May be I should put a gun to his head and force him to make out a check to God, abi?

Stop acting like a crazed ram. . . . .

Use your own money to pay your tithes. . .
Joint account or no joint account(ya paycheck is your paycheck).
Take your 10% out and give to God. . . . . I doubt your boy/f would complain about that UNLESS he is a freeloader.
If he doesn't want to tithe. . . .His loss.

DeepZone:

God forbid!. You have to get a job first before talking about tithes. That broke ass negro needs a JAB.

U need help!!!!

Sit your stingy boy/friend down and tell him the reasons tithing is important.
Loads of cats don't understand it and since the spirit lives in you(i hope this aint no blasphemy ), it's your duty to teach the tight-fisted cunt.
This should teach u a lesson. . . . . .Stop dating twitz!!!

DeepZone:

Dear Nairaland,
My boyfriend hates tithing and strongly believes it's a waste of money but I am the exact opposite of that line of thinking. I also believe that if a man exhibits a particular behavior, he may never change it even after marriage. I'm a bit worried that if i go ahead and marry him, I may be compromising my faith because he may never accept the truth behind tithing. I'm not sure whether he'll change because anytime i bring up the issue of tithing, he goes ballistic and prefers to believe that it's a weapon used by pastors to con their laity. We tend to agree on everything but what if we get married and combine our income, will it be possible for me to stash away 10% of our combined income for God's work? Won't that make him go haywire if he looks at the statement of account?.

The real question will be: Do i marry him and displease God or do I ignore God's word and marry him since I love him so much?

Dump HIM and marry PATAKI.
Pataki is a strong believer of paying tithes.

chamotex:

Rafael Da-Silva - What a player!!!! The future is Red, the future is bright.

Anderson had his best game in a RED SHIRT.
He ran the Boro midfield ragged with verve, energy and panache.

Manucho had a great game too.
He shot wide and almost scored too.

folahann:

Arsenal have started whipping assess again, i hope the boys carry this display on through to the final, congrats to Vela for his hat-trick, i saw it coming; that boys is simply good. It seems the team is in good even with Rosicky,Eduardo and Biscoff still on the waiting list. Can't wait for a heavy wait match.

Make Wenger no sell anybody again oo, _{okay may be Eboue}

They started this way last season until Tottenham spanked em 5-1 @ White Hart Lane.
It's a tad too early to start comparing Vela to Torres or Wilshere to Ronaldo.
Sheffield United is not even a premier league side so y'all should stop these pre-ejaculations.
6-0 is an excellent result. . . . . .Fair play to the young lads but don't get carried AWAY.

Cristalz:

Arses are doing great sha.  .  .6 - 0. Vela gets a hattrick

And Ryan Giggs does it for United!!!!!

Hannibal your favryt player has scored  

Giggs wasted too many chances to be ma favourite player tonight.
Rafael and Possebon were easily the best players tonight. Possebon got crocked. . . One Nazi Boro player took his legs off the joint.
Manucho had a cameo and was 2 inches close to scoring on his debut.

Good game. . . . . Good passage of PLAY, too many chances WASTED.

Vela's goal was top draw.
Long ball from the back and he controlled with the chest to take the ball over the last defender and just chipped it over Paddy Kenny.
The last player to do this was Pele in 1958 world cup.

5-0??
This is getting ridiculous.
Has Wenger bribed again as usual??
Wilshere's low drive found the net. . . . .Sheffield might as well play with no goalie n defence.

debosky:

@ Hannibal

finally I know where your school fees are coming from. . . . Anderson's drug dealing from his home

What would I expect from a member of the SCUM anyways?

U are allowed to spew hokum now that Bendtner has managed to score more than 1 goal in a single match.
Buncha pathetic twats.
Vela's goal was world class. . . . .Paddy Kenny thunk Vela would blast a shot but he chipped. . .
Goal of the night IMO.

Possebon, Anderson, Ronaldo and Rafael Da Silva have ALL given a 5-star performance.
We should start Rafael more often. . . . .He was born to play for Man Utd.
He makes Stewart Downing look like a pub winger.

--------Manucho is on the bench. . . . . I hope Fergie removes Welbeck for the Angolan striker.


@Presido1

I am watching it from ESPN+(ma dodgy satellite).
However, u can watch here. . . . .   http://www.justin.tv/wantingito3

FUCKING HELL. . . . . .Rafael Da Silva made an audacious pass just now. . . .
How does one cross with his back-heel?? ??
Gary Neville should never play again for us.
We have the new CAFU.

HALF-TIME

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


What a smashing header??
The JIGGA is back.

I am watching it. . . . . .

Ben Amos

Rafal Da Silva
Wes Brown
Vida
O'shea

Nani
Anderson
Possebon

Giggs
Ronaldo
Welbeck

When would Nani's final ball improve?? Gosh. . . .
This guy is too wasteful.
Unfortunately, we have no one like Keane to shout on him like Ronaldo in 2004.

lauradovey:

Ladies, Have you Noticed it, If you check https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-170754.0.html, you will understand what I am talking about, Majority of the guys here are too ugly, they "woowoo" pass OMOBABA the COMEDIAN,

Please, Clean up guys and start looking good!

The women are worse.