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Akolawole:
@Top Gunners

(1) Was this tapping or what?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1705190.ece

http://www.setanta.com/en/Sport/News/Football/2008/09/18/Premier-League-Yaya-on-Arsenal-chance/?facets/football/

It is TAPPING.
Arsene Wenger and Kolo Toure shoulda contacted Frank Rijkaard and Barca before speaking to Yaya Toure.
I can't believe Wenger flirted with Yaya. . . . Scolari also confessed Wenger wanted Solomon Kalou.

(2) I thought they say this man don't complain

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1703592.ece

Kiev were too aggressive last night, i must confess.

DeepZone:
Because I am not a queen of the night.

Red Light District??

DeepZone:
The question is not whom you shagged but the fact that you can stoop so low to shag a woman whose boobs dropped below the freezing point

U need deliverance!!!
How come, u are not working tonight??

DeepZone:
You probably shagged my effigy.

You are insane.
DeepZone on her own is fugly. . . . .Ya effigy would make me stomach turn.

DeepZone:
That's his usually imagination anytime he's smoking garri to cool his brain during the summer because he cannot afford ice cream.

Very dry. . . . . .
Where are your witty comments?

DeepZone:
You shagged a woman with pendulous boobs? I'm seriously appalled!!!

I thunk we were talking about you, no??

DeepZone:
Lol, this is the funniest i've read this evening. Girl, who told you that skinny women always starve?

Some of em do. . . . .

stillwater:
How did you come about a relation with icecream and garri . Icecream is icecream

Just wanted to be sure!!
Errrrrm, can i have some of your ice-cream.

charmd1:
I strongly believe that big women have a better sense of humour , - FACT
why ? =  Look at how many Big Comedienne' s  around

They have funny appearances. . . . .
To be a good comedian, ur appearance must amuse the audience

DeepZone:
We all know your pub friends and paraga professional colleagues plus their pay as you go girlfriends. Yes, I don't belong there.

Don't be mad at me, DeepZone.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172762.msg2817640#msg2817640 date=1221700423]@Hannibal
Really what took her to the Jerry Springer show?[/quote]She wanted to know why i double-strapped when i shagged her.
DeepZone wants to sue for damages. . . .Her eyes are locked on ma frostbitten Rolex and bracelets.

DeepZone:
Sorry to burst your bubble. It's US dollars and before you go on, remember that Hannibal got the pay from Mugu. Are you sayingg that the Mugu muguud him by paying Zimbabwean dollars?

Keep dreaming about $10k, it's good to daydream sometimes.
It helps your solitary mind.

DeepZone:
What will you call yourself that lives in council quarters?

I am better off. . . .You are a trailer park babe.
The last time i checked, u were milking cows in Nebraska while i was globetrotting(u don't belong in ma league)
You are a vagrant. . . .Cow farts turned u to a sheisty twit.

The Sly:
Yeah she's the only woman with 4hands.

So i was told. . . . . .
Her boobs get buried in the wash-hand basin when she's washing in the bathroom.
In her frustration, she flaps the boobs on her shoulders and make a tight knot with them at the back of her neck.

DeepZone:
This bush man obviously is not aware that one can hire a partner to a club or party for a good fee. How will you attend your school reunion next year if you haven't asked around for such services? You better start calling that your friend.

But your ex-boyfriend was a broke ass. . . .
He cannot afford the services of an escort even if it was priced at $5.
Nigga is on benefits.

stillwater:
I smeel icecream instead!!!

Icecream or Garri??

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172762.msg2817584#msg2817584 date=1221699238]@Hannibal
Most of them are trailer park bitches those ones have been grimy and gutter all their life.Besides don't tell me you believe that Jerry Springer shit? its a hoax[/quote]I used to think it was a hoax until i saw DeepZone there with her sagging boobs.

stillwater:
Start up a campaign

It has started already, smell the coffee.

DeepZone:
So why didn't he stop working on it since my boobs needs an extreme makeover? More like the so called EX is jealous I dumped his ass.that's what guys usually do.

On the contrary, he told us he DUMPED ya cellulite-ridden ass.
He came to the club with this model-esque chic(34-24-24) and when i compared her to your ugly self. . . . The gulf width was staggering!!
If i were u, i would get a boob job done instead of those mammary glands of yours that obey the simple harmonic motion.

DeepZone:
From which of your friends? Eldee, Sly or pataki? Tell us abeg.

Your ex-boyfriend!!!

He confessed to me n ELDEE that ur boobs travel like a swinging pendulum while u are WORKING IT.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172328.msg2817503#msg2817503 date=1221697623]@Hannibal
Later they would call us chauvinists when we start opening our own threads talking about Nigerian women and their shortcomings
You women don't know what yall want sometimes but its funny its a guy that opened this thread maybe he is a tranny [/quote]I will surely bitch slap the next woman that says nonsense about Naija men on this forum.
Naija men are animals and yet they cannot do without them.
Clueless lots.

DeepZone:
So you are saying that a prostitute must have a particular size before you bid on her? good to know sha.

Only if u are the prostitute.
Do u still run the streets of SOHO??

stillwater:
How do you know all these if you've not dated them? Don't be shy. . . confess!!

I hear stories from ma homies in bars/pubs.
Fat women are gluttons most of the time.

Obviously, no one likes a glutton; after all, it is one of the seven deadly sins.
But a healthy girl who exercises and takes care of herself is quite desirable for all men.

Being a size 6 isn't really that important to most guys. . . . . .
It's only when women start out as a size 6 and end up as a size 14 that i become somewhat antsy.

The Sly:
She has a customized map which she uses to locate her bellybutton.  

More like tom tom sat nav.

DeepZone:
How can you see when you pay them for their overnight  services?. Try dating slim or[b] fat women[/b] and let us know the difference.

I don't have to date fat women to know they are undesirable and unattractive.
They burp, fart at will and they annoyingly SNORE.
DeepZone belongs to this category!!!

DeepZone:
They can still work their way through the labia minora?  

Same thing, babes.
The stench oozing out of the labia minora/majora makes em jittery.
All of a sudden, Usain Bolt becomes Deji Aliu.

@ Topic,

I am yet to see a troublesome skinny woman.
They don't put themselves about looking for trouble. . . . They are too fragile to cause any trouble.

DeepZone:
yes my lord. I always take control of bedroom situation.
Why do your semen swim backwards? is she afraid of of the ovary?

They are prolly scared of ur farting labia majora.

DeepZone:
Any your peepee size must be the reason your semen cannot defy gravity and swim upwards.

Gravity in sexual intercourse??
Are u always on top?? Lil wonder your partner complains of chest pains.
I hope u won't rearrange his ribcage with your massive smelly ass.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172762.msg2817434#msg2817434 date=1221696355]@Hannibal
I beg to disagree those skinny bitches can raise hell as much if not more than fat women i am talking from experience
But if you really want a drama free relationship then get an over-weight white girl   or a Japanese chic they are very very submissive[/quote]Haven't u seen those fat bastards on Jerry Springer??
Skinny bitches raise HELL? I doubt that. . . . .Unless she's short.

sistawoman:
Sweety why r u getting your boxers in a bunch over women that don't understand how wonderful Nigerian men really are?

It just pisses me off when some simpletons disrespect Naija men to get FAMOUS on a forum.
These twits should get a LIFE.

How are u this evening?

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172328.msg2817342#msg2817342 date=1221693999]On the contrary thats what most girls want to hear.Guys if una like meet a girl and don't tell her your mind sharp sharp!! you would be suprised when she would come and tell you how a guy she just met within a month poked her [/quote]Don't even bovver with these tricks!!!

Naija men can't kiss, Naija men don't know what LOVE is, Naija Men are not romantic!!!
What else?? Naija men cannot spell their names.
Buncha twits!!!

DeepZone:
Hannibobo!! I heard the economic trouble in america is affecting the price of prostitutes in the UK? na true?

What has that gotta do with the price of FISH??
Lets discuss ur staggering high BMI.
Ya size must have something to do with ur trifling and sheisty ways, no??

DeepZone:
The actual phrase is "Skinny b*tches are evil. Some men believe that fat women are always happy and easier to deal with than slim women. They claim that fat women are less dramatic, fun to be with, do not expect you to always perform miracles and so on.

Guys,

Do you also believe that in a pool of women, the nice and cordial ones are usually found among the fat ones while it's more difficult to find a less dramatic slim woman?.

Fat women are trifling!!!
Skinny women are fragile, they ain't drama queens.
Where is the weight to pull trouble?

HNIC:
What is it with these nights in eastern europe?
We should have been 3 goals up in the first half and we blew it.

I just saw the highlights. . . . . Arsenal didn't play badly.
The only question is, what was Gallas doing in the centre forward position?
Walcott's delivery into the box was PEACH. . . . . He made it easy for Gallas/Adebayor to bundle the ball in.
Good game but Adebayor, Van Persie and Fab4 should be more clinical.

HNIC:
The only positive thing tonight for manure was seeing Ronnie back in action.
At a time during the summer, I could have sworn he was going to be in the white shirt of REAL

Anutha POSITIVE was he played very well!!!!
He shoulda started the game. He was better than many of the players who weren't injured.
I hope he starts at Wankford Bridge on sunday.

Cristalz:
Why take out Park??

Why bring on Giggs??

Yet another poor start. . .seems we're handing over both titles this season,lol

These guys will be tougher when we go meet them at home. . .i pray we do better then,hopefully with Berba, Ronaldo and co all present.

The group is a dodgy group.
All the sides played 0-0. . . . .Appaling.
Truth be told, i think it's about time we lay off all our old guards.
Giggsy had nuthing to show in his cameo appearance. Pathetic!!!

Where is Carrick when u need him??
This is the kind of game Carrick woulda been IMPERIOUS.
What United need in this game are slide rule passes capable of splitting their defence open.

Queenisha:
The only reason I posted the various links was to tell that used up ashewo that Nigeria has the same ills as every other place.
I strted by explaining things in a mature fashion until she went off course and attempted to deceive her readers about the plight of women in Brazil
Brazil has the highest rate of Child prostitution,women sex traficking.
Most of the tourism to Brazil is for cheap sex.
It's not unusual for a married Brazillian woman to service her clients in the day and her husband at night.
Their bottoms are their meal tickets

@ simiBrasil please don't retire to Nigeria
I don't want to see your used up self there
keep whatever you may be carrying to yourself before you give our men something incurable.
Ashewo Rio de janeiro

Cheese n Rice!!!!!!

SimiBrasil:
Michelin

I agree with you. As our bastard sistah start posting articles about Brazil I made the same with Nigeria and Brazil just for she feel comfortable, just for she feel home!

I tried speak the same language to her, to try make she understand that it doenst mean nothing and she has been running away from the focus

Just that !

Goodness me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . .Whatz the aim of this thread??
Can someone please explain what is going down here?
All i keep seeing is Brazil, Nigeria, Prostitutes, Ashewos, Whores, Bras, Thongs. . . .

StephenP:
Knowing that, why would you then attempt to provoke him by hitting him?

Good question!!!

Van Der Sar

Neville     Rio   Evans     Evra

Fletcher Hargreaves   Park   Nani

              Rooney    Tevez

What a team!!!
These are GRAFTERS o.
Ronaldo is on the BENCH.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=172134.msg2816163#msg2816163 date=1221673570]Its robbery i tell you!! and thats the problem with the English F.A!!! Are cards rescinded in the UCL?

Chelsea wan turn this league to pay as you go sha so it means yall can go away with anything? what is the use of issuing a red card then!! the ref even got demoted to add insult to injury[/quote]A guy was on SSN minutes ago and he said someone challenged Hasley for giving John Terry a red card!!
The unknown man in SOHO told Hasley Terry shouldn't be missing BIG GAMES at club level because it might hinder is performance for England in their run-up to the world cup. . . . .I think the motive is now clear.
It means if Terry break someone's head, the law is willing to protect him.
Lil wonder Felipe Scolari was astounded the RED CARD was rescinded. . . .He said things like this CAN only happen in ENGLAND.