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tope2000:
via online

I thunk he needs his wandering eyes to chat u up online, no??

ehen . . .
to be honest i wasnt expectin a better answer from a guy like u

A guy like me??
What am i?

Cristalz:
Aw,sowhry hawney.   .   .   .   .  .uh,i mean sorry honey I'll be good

Its onyinye's fault sha,she taught me

Onyinye is in ma black book already.
We used to be very kool until she dumped ma favourite joint in Texas for an Igbo restaurant munching everything her snake eyes can see.

onyinye2:
And without Cheese N' Rice. . . . . I wouldn't have named you Mufasa.

Don't come to me when ur BMI goes bazooka.

tope2000:
lol. . .
its him prolly
because got that disease, wandering eyes syndrome

Wandering eyes syndrome??
Meanwhile. . . . .without his wandering eyes, how would u guys have dated?
A guy without his wandering eyes is a wuss.

onyinye2:
Hey Mufasa, I LOVE TO EAT!!! hehehehe

Too much of everything is bad.
Anyways, without food. . . . .I wouldn't have named u PUMBAA.

Cristalz:
Aw, yewz gahrt mey blawsheen sweerrey

I will withdraw ma proposal if u don't quit this lingo.
Are u an alien?

tope2000:
hehehehehehe
tope isnt a CHEATER
im a ride or die chick

Hehehehe. . . . Maybe bigboy cheated then.
One of youse musta done sumthing shitty.

tope2000:
wudnt use the word dump
we parted amicably

Parted amicably??
Why do i have a feening tope2000 cheated on bigboyslim?

tope2000:
I have na
bigboy doesnt need protection ooo
but i dated him in my non toy boys era

U dated him and dumped him??

onyinye2:
Yeah it is another african restaurant in Houston that I go to. It is like Fingerlicking. . . . except this one is Igbo owned and FL is yoruba owned.

Igbo owned??
I think i have to do something to your appetite.
U eat too MUCH!!!

tope2000:
he didnt
he wasnt a toy boy ooo
hes older than me na

You are mixing things up!!!
I thunk u said u stopped keeping toy boys this evening.
U don't need to protect bigboyslim. . . . .What really happened?

bigboyslim:
Holy Moly. I thought I was her ex and I sure aint 12 years older.

Negative!!!
U were a mere toyboy.

tope2000:
ROFLMFO

Excatly, tell him babe

Did bigboyslim get to hand-wash ur french knickers?

Emperoh:
Please Chac get the Zoo warder to come pick up the run away animal mutant before o taa mmadu
Or better still, take him to your abbatoir for ur lunch and dinner. At least it will last u for three days  

I don't eat human flesh any more.
Old things are passed away.

tope2000:
LOL. . . . .
can't really date a guy that is more than 5yrs older than moi

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . .
Your ex was 12 years older, innit?
How did he slip under ur radar?

rampagain:
is u no longer a priest or born again xtian?

I am a child of God.
Spare the rod. . . . .

Cristalz:
Eet eez Onyinye's serrcund larngwayge She taurrght me tuuday

ROFLMAOWPIMP  

onyinye2:
@Hannibal
hehehehe, I told you that I don't go to Fingerlicking as often, I go to the "'Village " and to "Suya Hut".

D'Village??  

tope2000:
ok im no more in2 Toy boy

Congratz!!!

_{hmmmmmm . . . . . .
was never really into younger guys}

I thunk as much.
Should we assume u like ur men 70 years and ABOVE??

tope2000:
why is apple of God's eye too, making me go off topic

Apple of God's eye wants u to desist from toy boys.

Cristalz:
Worrrt did ah did wrong?  

Is this English or Greek??
Please speak what i can read. . . . . .
This could gimme the pink eye.

Emperoh:
Le Chac
Errm i think Clifford Orji is Rev Kings senior brother's cousin
WHere u at his establishment for ur formation?

Anuofia!!!!
The OP of this thread would be disappointed at ya.
He is asking u if u feen 29 years is too early for marriage. . . .

onyinye2:
Hey lets all make our own grammatical rules. Who's in? Any takers? Come on it will be fun
I'll start. . . .

Miy nahyme iz Onyinye. Whuat iz yur nahyme?

Pumbaa, don't even start any gangstar talk here.
No more Isi Ewu or Nkwobi for you @ Bissonet.

Cristalz:
Mayi neighme eez Cristalz

I am reporting you to ur Pastor.

tope2000:
THE DUDE IS CRAZY
im tougher than doyin oo
doyin aint sh.it

Of course, he ain't shyte.
He is shat(past tense of shit)

_{hannibal if i should get banned, i'll kill u}

Kill Hannibal?? The apple of God's eye??

rampagain:
old testament
check out luke6:29

I live by the words in ma Bible.
Exodus, Leviticus and Luke. . . . .I just pick the ones that apply to the situation and use it liberally.
The book of Exodus happens to be ma favourite.

Emperoh:
Le Chac a Priest
Chineke ekwela ihe ojoo!!
Anyway, u may be the next Rev. King

Who is Rev. King??
I hope he is not anutha Clifford Orji.

rampagain:
all thanks to google that helped u immediately i asked

so this one uve repented ,im sure there will be no more slaps on d cheeks of ur woman,if she slaps u abi

An eye for an eye. . . . .a tooth for a tooth. (Exodus 21:23-35 and Leviticus 24:19-21).

rampagain:
may God forbid naaaaa i still no blive,jackal ok wetin paslm 23 talk for bible?
u see u no know

Psalm 23?? Come on. . . .
The Lord is ma shepherd. . . . .Thats too easy.
I was reciting that when i was just 9 months old.

tope2000:
Heheheheheh
I actually i do belong in a gang so u berra don't mess with moi.

Don't mess with you.
Doyin13 said the same thing last month and i made sure he got manually castrated.
U w'anna stay alive??

rampagain:
naaaaa jackal aint a church goer

so i don't understand d father francis and angel frank hes preaching

on d last days ,fake pastor and reverends will work wonders

You would be amazed when u find me on Abraham's bosom on the judgement.
I would give u a wave when u are being led to the other divide.

Emperoh:
Criz, Le Chac
Whats all this about Pastor Johnbull and Fr. Francis?
And we drew with the Chavs when both of u go t church and Chac even took communion?
We out of won now ehhh if u guys really go to church

I intend to become a Rev. Father soon.

naawee:
@Debosky,

Your ludicrous post really caught me unawares. You calling me an asinine idiot? Letz brush
that aside. I believe with time we'll see who's who. Cos a wise man once told don't argue
with fools, because people from a distance can tell who's who--so leave this between me and you.

Seems we have a Jay-Z fan spewing here.
Is this the TAKEOVER?


@ Debosky,

I am taking cover before u hit me with a stray!!!

tope2000:
LOL. . . . .
u guessed wrong, i hardly have a north london chic as friend

_{let me think of a north london chic that i know}

Hmmmmmm. . . . . .
Any recent stabbing or shooting lately in your post code?
I hope u don't belong to any gang.

tope2000:
roflmao
nope, not a north london girl, im from the south

Dirty dirty south!!!
It seems 99% of the London peops on NL are from the South.
Lemme guess, u roll with North London chics cos the toyboy talks is right up their alley.

tope2000:
the list be too long and i wudnt survive another ban from seun
but to list a few sha:
sex slave
errand boy
gateman
washman
househelp and so on

Do u stay in North London??
U sound like a typical Tottenham chic.
Washman n Househelp and a sex slave?? Cheese n Rice!!!

rampagain:
u sure say na God bread and wine u take abi na devil own,because i no understand ur preaching this night

Father Francis made sure i took the HOLY communion.
There's no Lucifer in ma Church.

debosky:
I eat roaches like you for breakfast, while keeping it PG too. Do not mistake calmness for fear dude, I'll gut you faster than a mallam slices suya.

You never told me u eat roaches. . . . . .Are u a fowl??
Besides, u want to gut him like a mallam shanks suya??
Too much Uma Thurman movies on ur DVD player. . . .I think u should watch flicks like Romeo n Juliet or some light PORN

tope2000:
ehen now
who doesnt want a toy boy

U want a toyboy??
Can u please list the functions of a toy boy??
Errand boy + bed partner

rampagain:
hannibal sabi preach

how many more surprises will i receive today?

I took the communion today.
Broke bread n sipped red wine. . . . .
The Lord is good.

debosky:
How would it make sense to you? Do you think any sane person here understood your meaningless attack on the original poster?

Take it easy on the newbie.

I am simply giving you a taste of your own medicine - you act like you own the place and completely disregard the OP's line of reasoning, why should I lay off you? Did you offer the poster the same courtesy? I cannot tolerate stupidity like yours.
If this is you grown up, I don't want to even imagine what you were as an infant. In fact, whoever lied to you must be spanked - you are as childish and infantile as an dementia ravaged child.

I thunk Arsenal is leading the table. . . . .You should be happy, bro!!
Hold your fire.

Cristalz:
Ah! He dey vex o. Na me and Pastor Johnbull dey kul 'im temper.  

Unfortunately, Pastor Johnbull runs a boot-camp for ex-paramilitary dudes.
His ways of cooling people's temper is tying em to a stake for 18 hours without food and water.
I don't see how that method is supposed to calm nerves.

Arcani:
Its easy to say, face reality, how does it really seem.
Thats Mariah Carey.
I really don't know what to tell you guy, but pray I don't find my self in your shoes.
Well if your family is ok with it, well then go ahead at least that matters most

So Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are not real??
Any woman at any age can marry any man. . . . .It's their choice.
If it's OK by him then happy days!!!