₦airaland Forum

I heard that the post UME Exam of OAU Ife has been postponed to the 29th of August 2009. Though I don't know how true it is. I think that is supposed to be the date of the Pre Degree Exams. Anybody with more details should please post

Religion is stupidity. I don't know why some people can be so stupid. Both the BOKO HARAM and the pastors are totally deluded. Is it not written
"He will give his angels charge of you and
On their hands they will bear you up, lest you strike your foot against a stone"
Maybe the Pastors were expecting a miracle or they were just faithful. Well if not for religion this world have turned into something else.

@ginky. Your imagination is hyperactive. I didn't notice most of the things you pointed out but I paid utmost attention during the last episode and i'm sure that Melvin didn't solve all the riddles. Melvin said the answer to the third riddle was life but Uche said it was air(which is correct). Even if there is foulplay at least they are still still going to give all the participant something and someone is going away with the SUV and the 7miller. And that person is neither you nor me. So what is our stress self. Abeg

And he wins, and Melvin was so downcast. Poor dude

I don't know why the negro slaves where called Apes by the Slave masters but i'm sure it's not because of their looks. To me white men look more like Apes and to buttress my point, take a look at the picture below and tell me what you think. And if you have more pics of apes that resemble white men or vice versa feel free to post them

Don't mind them, assuming they are citizen of USA they would have been drafted into the NATIONAL GUARD at the age of 17. Many of them don't even know what PATRIOTISM mean and they think everyone they come across is as corrupt as they are.

Nigerians will always be Nigerians. If you are here to criticise please don't bother to post. I don't even know why many of you are trying to discourage. What is so wrong in trying to get a firearm licence? And what is so special in a gun that make your hearts jump to your throats. Please I take God beg you, if you don't have any meaningful contribution abeg don't post. I almost forgot everybody can't think the same way.

Chisom has just been evicted, leaving Melvin and Uche.

@lastpage. It seems your last post silenced tpia, good riddance. Anyway how far on the info i've you had any discussion with your Uncle. I'll be really grateful if you can help me get the info. You can mail me on talk2hanoo@yahoo.com . Thanks Bru

There are certain situations where the ladies start with [B] NO! NO!! STOP IT! [/B] Which will later turn to [B] YES! YES!! HARDER! [/B] I guess these types of situations can be classified as MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL.

I really hope that the eviction of Vivian will bring an end to this "GUS is a scam" crap. And i'm really sure that an idiot would come out and say the organizers checked out Nairaland to view the opinion of people and that Vivian so as to maintain the credibility of the show. Wale's eviction should not shock anybody who has been following the show since inception the council of elders have a way of dealing with contestants who are too full of themselves. I can remember how Vaughn was also evicted.
And for the records, Bob Manuel is just the host he doesn't make decisions.

Extra judicial or not, some idiots deserve to die like sallah goats. Personally I don't have any problem with jungle justice as long as i'm not a victim. But walahi talahi sumobilahi if some idiots should make the mistake of taking my life extra judicialy then I, sorry I mean my dead body will let hell lose on them. grin

@tpia. Don't let me call you a slowpoke (Oh my God I just did). LOL. You see (in case you didn't take time to read the topic or maybe you just love to be stupid). There is a huge difference between looking for info on where guns are sold and how to obtain a license. Your skull must be made of pure lead.

Who does Yaradua think he is to be bossing Fashola around? In case he hasn't realized Fashola's administration in Lagos is more popular and legitimate than Yaradua's governance in Nigeria. ASUU is still on strike that issue have not been addressed yet. What is his problem self afterall they are not asking him for funds. Warn Yaradua o I will become angry with him ooo. In fact I dey vex

Now this thread has taken a rather interesting turn. When I first started the thread and I saw the first few posts I was thinking that I would be criticised by everyone on Nairaland. So i'm using this opportunity to thank everyone who've supported me so far.
@lastpage. I think i'll follow your uncle's trick. Maybe you should help me get the info I need from him regarding the procedure i.e where i'm I going to apply?, how much i'm I going to pay? And what are the things the will ask from me? Thanks.
@tpia. If you were thinking that I was intending to get a gun in this country, then you were making a mistake. Cos the gun will be purchased straight from legal dealers on the web. So get it into your thick skull that i'm not here to buy from anybody but to get info about the license

@Lastpage. You really should be a lawyer you've really nailed the point on the head and i'm sure all the cowards will be wishing they have left the sleeping dog lying. I'm not sure whether you are reffering to an Israel Uzi (nice gun). But if that's the gun you are having in mind then i'm sorry to disappoint you cos Machine guns, SMG, rifles, pistols, revolvers, and shotguns with barrels less than 18 inches or with mechanical self loading devices are on the federal government's prohibited list. Which leaves you with Break- Action Shot guns, Pump-Action Shot guns and air guns. Visit www.nigeria-law.org/Firearms for more info

My first phone (Now of blessed memory) was a Nokia 6510 blue screen phone. The phone was so cool and handy it had a FM Radio and it could even browse. It had this The Lord Of The Rings and Hobbits Song ringing tones. I miss it so much. I don't think any1 in Nigeria can play Space Impact as much I could. I had four different chapters of space impact back then. I've still got the dead body of the phone anyway

Today's show was Day 4 at the camp and it ended on a very interesting note. And I hope Wale and Chuks won't get into any trouble cos after the other contestants have gone to bed with empty stomachs, the duo started preparing food they have kept earlier. Apart from that Bob visited the camp and made a few comments after the task of the day. And talking of the task, Debbie found a musket which belonged to the hunter. Bob said during the visit to the camp that after today's task, things were going to change. So i'm really looking forward to the next episode and i'm sure that a person or two will be leaving the camp tomorrow. (Wait a minute they've not even got a name for their camp yet!)

It is no longer news that the current situation of the Nigerian Police has gone from bad to worse. They are not organised in any way. That is why i'm starting this thread so Nairalanders can give their opinions on what can be done to strengthen the Nigerian Police, that is "our friend". And let's hope that they will learn a things or two from this thread. Thanks.

Chai, I tire for this ghetto we call 9ja, every blessed day for "Network News" na so so billion billion we dey hear, but nothing to show for it. And most of all I hate Chinese. Now that their country is over-populated they are looking for countries like Nigeria that can't do anything on their own to serve as new grounds for them to exploit. God pass them.
[B] ABULE LAWA IN THE GHETTO. [/B]

No one alive knows what Jesus looked like, all the pictures above were gotten from a cloth known as [B] "The Shroud of Turin" [/B], which was believed to be the cloth used to cover the body of Jesus Christ when he died. But investigation later revealed that the picture on the shroud actually was the face of a man named Rex Dues. It's all complicated for more info search for [B] " The Shroud of Turin" [/B] on google or get this book, [B] "The Second Messiah" [/B].

@ A-town: you are truly a man after my heart, we need more people with big "cojones" (balls) as hard as rock. Log on to this site, www.frontsight.com and register free of charge to get free firearms training reports from Dr Ignatius Pizzario. My heart is made of steel (got no feelings) so I can put a clean shot on an asshole's forehead without batting an eyelid.

Please I want to know when the UNILAG post UME results will be released. Though it was supposed to be released yesterday Saturday 18/07/2009 but we searched the whole web and couldn't find anything. Thanks

I also watched the day 1 yesterday, it was aired on STV at 9 p.m. Ol boy wetin Nigerians no go do to get money. I laughed till tears were coming out of my eyes. The screening was so funny, come see as people were having muscle pulls. The contestants were so many. When it came to swimming trust 9ja they all claimed to be Michael Phelps but only to get into the pool and become fishes out of water in the water. Anyway i'm looking forward to another great show today where the final ten will be chosen at the sea school.

Na wa o. Na who dey beg una to post sef. Bloody civilians. Well i've gotten the info I need. And that is why I have changed the topic to help other people like me. All you just have to do is to check up the firearms act in the constitution. Men that constitution is lame. Imagine I can't own a pistol or a revolver and I can't shorten the barrel of a shotgun to less than 20inches. That makes me as under equipped as the police. We really need our own "second armendment". Thanks to everyone that posted their own reply though it didn't help.

Prayers! God forsook this country a long time ago even if he exists. Bla. I don't believe that crap that a God exist. Come to this world do whatever you want do and get the hell out.kapish

See all of them, dem fear gun pass anything. [B] COWARDS [/B]. I want people who can give me the info I need not a group of peaceful crusaders. Even the pope can't tell me I don't have my God given right to bear arms cos he also have bodyguards that carry arms.

@ tpia. Your post can only mean 2 things. (1) I commit suicide. (2) I get the hell out of this country.
But I can assure you that neither of those will happen. Cos i'm staying in this country even if I get a free visa. Maybe if you lose a limb to the bullets of bandits you will understand the gravity of what i'm saying and get it into your thick skull.

Nigerians are stupid, our leaders are crazy. I can't just help but wonder. 25million no be small money o abi dem wan put split unit AC for the toilets. Let me see, with that amount I will get my own ride, build and furnish my own house and still have money for the house warming. The lands meant for the toilets are readily available and so are a few other things (this is a state government project for crying out loud). Only the labour force and some other things require the capital. Only God knows the mischief the bastard is up to. I won't be surprised if he comes out tomorrow and says he wants to build 100 more toilets which will be 500 million. God punish all the thieving [B] POLITRICKSIANS[/B]

I really don't know the problem with most Nigerians, that is why most of are harrased day in day out by "Area boys" and ballot boxes are snatched before your very eyes at polling booths. A person on drugs can easily harm you after 'taking advantage' of you. I really need to get that licence and I want people who know the procedures to help me.

Some peopoe are dickheads, how do you expect Channel 0 or MTV to play a track which has no official video yet. Its just like requesting for Dbanj's Fall in love