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Politics › Re: Why We Can't Track Terrorists Showing Off Ransom On Tiktok, Facebook - Bwala by hanslem(m): 9:40pm On Dec 05, 2025

They can't threaten Elon Musk for killings by the bandits but can threaten same guy for social media criticism by Sowore.

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by hanslem(m): 4:42pm On Jul 08, 2025

I want to get this items.
Can you send me your number?

JhyMedex:
1HP dual inverter AC***350K(70% energy saving, less than 1 year used)
Current market value 560k

50 inches Hisense UHD smart TV *** 350k(less than 1 year used)

225Liters Haier Thermocool double door refrigerator*** 450k(still has warranty, in great shape)
Current market value 550k

2.8kva, 6.5HP, SPG 3000 Firman Generator*** 270k ( almost a year used, can carry AC, refrigerator, microwave at the same time)
Current market value 370k

6.5L Panasonic Air fryer***60k (3 month used)

Shoe rack***45k

3 door Wardrobe*** 90k

Tv console***45k

Location: Gwarinpa, Abuja.

All prices slightly negotiable

Health › Re: Why Do Doctors In Nigeria Tell Patients Not To Eat After A Surgery? (photo) by hanslem(m): 8:27pm On Jul 07, 2025

Our digestive system slows down during and after surgery due to the type of surgery, anesthesia used and medications patient is placed on.
It's not a Nigerian thing but a universal process.
A lot of people think Nigerian doctors are not properly trained.
I practice medicine in canada.
The op is a clown.
Hahaha

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Give Details Of Two-hour Phone Call With Putin Over Russia-ukraine War by hanslem(m): 11:32pm On May 19, 2025

hanslem:
When US give you weapons, they tell you how, when and to whom to use them against.
Ukraine is not attacking Russia, instead they are receiving bombardments.

Ask why Nigeria have not fully deployed the Tucano jets purchased in 2021 against destructive Bokoharam/ISWAP?

PUNCH NEWSPAPER (Jan 7, 2022).
The military had been reluctant to deploy the aircraft outside the North-East because of the conditions attached to the sale of the aircraft which bordered on human rights.

When US want to blackmail an African country, they use Human right as excuse.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Give Details Of Two-hour Phone Call With Putin Over Russia-ukraine War by hanslem(m): 11:30pm On May 19, 2025

MufasaLion:
Zelensky should do the needful and stop being stubborn. Accept your defeat and focus on the redevelopment of your country. Russia is not shaken by the war.

I'm not really a fan of Trump but I like his charisma and I admire some political attributes of him. Joe was/is too weak a leader of the US.

When US give you weapons, they tell you how, when and to whom to use them against.
Ukraine is not attacking Russia, instead they are receiving bombardments.

Ask why Nigeria have not fully deployed the Tucano jets purchased in 2021 against destructive Bokoharam/ISWAP?

PUNCH NEWSPAPER (Jan 7, 2022).
The military had been reluctant to deploy the aircraft outside the North-East because of the conditions attached to the sale of the aircraft which bordered on human rights.

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Highlights The Double Standard Between Niger Delta & Other Regions by hanslem(m): 4:25pm On Jan 29, 2025

PresidObi:
You never chi chom chin Sir

You're a disgrace is the sensible obidients and fellow Nigerians.

Politics › Re: Tinubu, Dangote, Atiku, Obi, Others Pay Tribute To Buhari On His 82nd Birthday by hanslem(m): 10:46pm On Dec 17, 2024

A fellow who is supposed to be in jail in a working society.
Naija is an unfortunate space.

Foreign Affairs › Re: SA City Bans Sex Expo Street Posters For Being ‘Too Spicy’ (PICS) by hanslem(m): 11:10pm On Jun 29, 2024

Solofresh2:
Nothing spicy there. The spiciness should be when they go completely naked

Yet, you will frawn if a daughter, sister, or any family member dress that way.

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Heads Edo APC Governorship Campaign Council by hanslem(m): 6:18pm On Jun 06, 2024

fastseo:
Oshiomhole that was tackling GEJ, okonjo iweala then about excess crude oil account.

Has not made any statement about hunger in the land or the already depleted reserve

He is one the most vocal and people oriented senator in 10th senate.
I can assure you that you have not been following the plenary sessions.
I hope you come back to apologize.

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Politics › Re: "If I do not see the Yahaya Bello case to the end, I will resign" - Olukoyede by hanslem(m): 8:34pm On Apr 23, 2024

It's unfortunate that you may be a graduate struggling in Nigeria due to the criminals that have and continue to impoverish the oil rich nation.

I have no sympathy when I see people like you suffer due to the impact of corruption.

I feel ashamed to be associated in same country with you because with you and your likes we are going to continue to suffer for a long time.

Other poor Africa countries with lesser criminals as leaders have better standard of living because they don't have too many people like you who keep supporting and voting in criminals in government.

Condom and education could have saved our nation.

vanbonattel:
Well-done Olukayde. When are you going to pull in Ganduje for the viral stealing of public funds perpetrated on live camera, or is Bello a less Nigerian than ganduje?

Sir, we have zero hopes in your corruption fighting abilities since the government that brought you in has their hands so stained by corruption that then cannot depart from their tradition of sleaze and embezzlement.

Stop deceiving yourself in the vain hopes that you are deceiving us, Yahaya Bello is just another distraction you set up to distract Nigerians that are hungry, jobless and insecure. Yahaya may even be part of the script, but we are not deceived.

Health › Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by hanslem(m): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2024

Onyedikachi231:
He may be allergic to the ant's venom, just like me that my psoriasis will flare up if I experience such or eat groundnut or alcohol.

Psoriasis is a medical condition with clear cause and treatment.
Let's stick to the issue being discussed.

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Health › Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by hanslem(m): 10:07pm On Mar 31, 2024

thesicilian:
May just be an "innocent" poisonous insect that bit him, not everything is spiritual.

That's what you assume when no one is after you.
It's real..

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Music/Radio › Re: Cuppy - Wale Ft. Wyclef Jean (Official Music Video) by hanslem(m): 7:45pm On Mar 22, 2024

Nice

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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Tackles Doris Uzoka For Proposing ₦‎1 Billion For Trip To Geneva by hanslem(m): 1:21pm On Dec 13, 2023

hylyne:
Don't mind him...he is playing to the Gallary now to buy the heart of gullible Nigerians.. He is part of the decay is querying.

Wake up.
You need to wake up.

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Tackles Doris Uzoka For Proposing ₦‎1 Billion For Trip To Geneva by hanslem(m): 1:16pm On Dec 13, 2023

vanbonattel:
Did Oshiomole suddenly realise there is need for financial prudence just because this minister is Igbo?

Before you talk of Igbo, go and check Comrade Oshiomole's record in public service then pray for forgiveness from God for being a tribal d**khead.

Health › Re: My Wound Is Taking Forever To Heal (Graphic) by hanslem(m): 12:32am On May 26, 2022

You likely have Syphilis (Chancre).
Go see you doctor.

Health › Re: External Hordeleum (Chalazion): Do You Know Anything This Please? (Photo) by hanslem(m): 1:59pm On Mar 15, 2022

Google "Stye" then go see your ophthalmologist

Health › Re: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by hanslem(m): 3:09pm On Mar 04, 2022

Reduce your alcohol intake.
See your doctor.
Consider Thiamine (Vit B1).

Health › Re: Help! My Daughter's Incurable Skin Irritation ( Disturbing Images) by hanslem(m): 7:39pm On Nov 17, 2021

Have you done HIV test? If not then possibilities are that it's "Kaposi sarcoma".
See a Dermatologist for proper assessment and care.

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Health › Re: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by hanslem(m): 11:45am On Oct 08, 2021

dierich:
Somebody should please help me.
I'm in a rural area right now for a particular contract job that will take up to 2 weeks to be completed hence, making it difficult for me to visit hospital right now..

Since morning, I've been drinking lot of water but yet urine is not coming. Through out today, I only forcefully pass a little urine, as little as a handful of water.

Op, You need to see a specialist in Nephrology +/- Urology ASAP.
Kidney dysfunction is not what you want to take to a General Hospital to manage or investigate, but depending on the urgency of how your feel your health condition is, you may want to start from there but I will advice you candidly... Avoid any herbal or medications toxic to the kidney for now.
I wish you quickly recovery of kidney functions.
Peace bro, PEACE.

I hope this is not the end for me.
I'm scared

Mods please help me push it to FP maybe I can find help pending the time I'll leave this rural area and go to my hospital

Family › Re: Relocating: Household Items For Sale by hanslem(m): 9:35am On Oct 04, 2021

Hello house household items for sale.
Location is ABUJA.

1. 48Kg fridge - 60K
2. 32inch LED Screen Samsung TV - 50k
3. Samsung Home theater- 150K
4. 12inch Vita Foam - 45K
5. DSTV decoder and Dish - 15K
6. LUITAN 6.5HP 3500KVA Generator - 90K
7. LG Inverter AC (1hp) - 120K
8. OX standing Fan - 20K
9. Dell Laptop 215Rom - 70k

Please call 08067609584 if Interested.
Serious buyers plz.

kenoz:
Is the fan still available?

TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Tega & Boma Being Cheered By Fans Outside Beat FM, Lagos: Pics & Video by hanslem(m): 5:45pm On Sep 07, 2021

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I can bet my balls this banging is gonna continue......gonna last forever till the end of time.....

The husband should move on....it is over according to kalistus

And the funny thing in life is that banging another man's wife or girl friend is very sweet....

I don't know the devil behind that sweet feeling

witchcraft is the spirit.
You need full immersion deliverance.

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Culture › Re: Elebuibon: Protect Yourself In Traditional Way – Araba Of Osogbo To Yorubas by hanslem(m): 1:30pm On Aug 14, 2021

Crime › Re: Girl Stabs Her Brother To Death In Ondo For Questioning Her Movement (Photos) by hanslem(m): 7:29pm On Mar 19, 2021

Kriss216:
18-year old "Nigerian" girl under the tutelage of her parents sleeping out

Her mates in other countries are learning robotics, trying to change the world, and she's here prioritizing gbola at her tender age. Anuofia!

By 2026, it would be very difficult to find a sensible Nigerian girl.

The future is female as they said.

Crime › Re: 3 Brothers Gang-Rape A Teenager In Ogun, Record It With Phone (Photo) by hanslem(m): 5:52pm On Oct 16, 2020

Kingpee2:
3 brothers ?Must be a curse from their family lineage ....If one of them couldn’t stop the others from the act then am certain it is a curse...

It's not only a course, it's a lineage problem.
3 independent brains malfunctioning at the same time can't be a coincidence....

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Health › Re: Medical Doctor In Police Net Over Placenta by hanslem(m): 3:13pm On Mar 05, 2020

NextD18:
Medical doctors in Nigeria are more corrupt and dangerous than Nigerian police.

Idi*tic comment.
Keep wasting away your little sense.

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Travel › Re: Going For PLAB Exam And Abandoning Residency Program in Nigeria by hanslem(m): 12:26pm On Mar 05, 2020

Hello bro, please, can we exchange contact, so we can chat more often, have many things, I'll like u to put me through..
If u okay with it, you can please send me a PM, or I can send u a PM so we could connect. Thanks in advance...

Hello bro, I will love to contact you for more directions on this plan route. Thanks

Romance › Re: Man Gets His ‘ultimate Revenge’ On A Girl Dating Him For Free Things by hanslem(m): 1:21am On Jan 10, 2020

Mtew...
When you can lure her to a nice shop and make her pay for an iPhone 11..

Celebrities › Re: Mad Melon Died Of Tuberculosis - Michael Emiefah, Son Of Danfo Driver Singer by hanslem(m): 10:40am On Oct 08, 2019

According to WHO, about one-quarter of the world’s population has latent TB[/i],[/b] which means people have been infected by TB bacteria but are not (yet) ill with the disease and cannot transmit the disease.

One third actually.
TB is highly preventable and curable.
Free treatment.
Yet we don't want to help themselves.

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Politics › Re: Osasu Igbinedion Reacts As Dr Olusesan Accuses Her Family Of Corruption by hanslem(m): 6:48pm On Oct 04, 2019

OZAOEKPE:
Its our state money and we are not complaining sire

Where are you from.
Slow poke.

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