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Politics / Re: "If I do not see the Yahaya Bello case to the end, I will resign" - Olukoyede by hanslem(m): 8:34pm On Apr 23
It's unfortunate that you may be a graduate struggling in Nigeria due to the criminals that have and continue to impoverish the oil rich nation.

I have no sympathy when I see people like you suffer due to the impact of corruption.

I feel ashamed to be associated in same country with you because with you and your likes we are going to continue to suffer for a long time.

Other poor Africa countries with lesser criminals as leaders have better standard of living because they don't have too many people like you who keep supporting and voting in criminals in government.

Condom and education could have saved our nation.



vanbonattel:
Well-done Olukayde. When are you going to pull in Ganduje for the viral stealing of public funds perpetrated on live camera, or is Bello a less Nigerian than ganduje?

Sir, we have zero hopes in your corruption fighting abilities since the government that brought you in has their hands so stained by corruption that then cannot depart from their tradition of sleaze and embezzlement.

Stop deceiving yourself in the vain hopes that you are deceiving us, Yahaya Bello is just another distraction you set up to distract Nigerians that are hungry, jobless and insecure. Yahaya may even be part of the script, but we are not deceived.
Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by hanslem(m): 10:09pm On Mar 31
Onyedikachi231:
He may be allergic to the ant's venom, just like me that my psoriasis will flare up if I experience such or eat groundnut or alcohol.

Psoriasis is a medical condition with clear cause and treatment.
Let's stick to the issue being discussed.

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Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by hanslem(m): 10:07pm On Mar 31
thesicilian:
May just be an "innocent" poisonous insect that bit him, not everything is spiritual.

That's what you assume when no one is after you.
It's real..

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Music/Radio / Re: Cuppy - Wale Ft. Wyclef Jean (Official Music Video) by hanslem(m): 7:45pm On Mar 22
Nice

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Tackles Doris Uzoka For Proposing ₦‎1 Billion For Trip To Geneva by hanslem(m): 1:21pm On Dec 13, 2023
hylyne:
Don't mind him...he is playing to the Gallary now to buy the heart of gullible Nigerians.. He is part of the decay is querying.
Wake up.
You need to wake up.
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Tackles Doris Uzoka For Proposing ₦‎1 Billion For Trip To Geneva by hanslem(m): 1:16pm On Dec 13, 2023
vanbonattel:
Did Oshiomole suddenly realise there is need for financial prudence just because this minister is Igbo? grin

Before you talk of Igbo, go and check Comrade Oshiomole's record in public service then pray for forgiveness from God for being a tribal d**khead.
Health / Re: My Wound Is Taking Forever To Heal (Graphic) by hanslem(m): 12:32am On May 26, 2022
You likely have Syphilis (Chancre).
Go see you doctor.
Health / Re: External Hordeleum (Chalazion): Do You Know Anything This Please? (Photo) by hanslem(m): 1:59pm On Mar 15, 2022
Google "Stye" then go see your ophthalmologist
Health / Re: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by hanslem(m): 3:09pm On Mar 04, 2022
Reduce your alcohol intake.
See your doctor.
Consider Thiamine (Vit B1).
Health / Re: Help! My Daughter's Incurable Skin Irritation ( Disturbing Images) by hanslem(m): 7:39pm On Nov 17, 2021
Have you done HIV test? If not then possibilities are that it's "Kaposi sarcoma".
See a Dermatologist for proper assessment and care.

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Health / Re: I'm Not Passing Urine: Somebody Should Help Me. by hanslem(m): 11:45am On Oct 08, 2021
dierich:
Somebody should please help me.
I'm in a rural area right now for a particular contract job that will take up to 2 weeks to be completed hence, making it difficult for me to visit hospital right now..

Since morning, I've been drinking lot of water but yet urine is not coming. Through out today, I only forcefully pass a little urine, as little as a handful of water.




Op, You need to see a specialist in Nephrology +/- Urology ASAP.
Kidney dysfunction is not what you want to take to a General Hospital to manage or investigate, but depending on the urgency of how your feel your health condition is, you may want to start from there but I will advice you candidly... Avoid any herbal or medications toxic to the kidney for now.
I wish you quickly recovery of kidney functions.
Peace bro, PEACE.


I hope this is not the end for me.
I'm scared

Mods please help me push it to FP maybe I can find help pending the time I'll leave this rural area and go to my hospital
Family / Re: Relocating: Household Items For Sale by hanslem(m): 9:35am On Oct 04, 2021
Hello house household items for sale.
Location is ABUJA.

1. 48Kg fridge - 60K
2. 32inch LED Screen Samsung TV - 50k
3. Samsung Home theater- 150K
4. 12inch Vita Foam - 45K
5. DSTV decoder and Dish - 15K
6. LUITAN 6.5HP 3500KVA Generator - 90K
7. LG Inverter AC (1hp) - 120K
8. OX standing Fan - 20K
9. Dell Laptop 215Rom - 70k

Please call 08067609584 if Interested.
Serious buyers plz.





kenoz:

Is the fan still available?
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Tega & Boma Being Cheered By Fans Outside Beat FM, Lagos: Pics & Video by hanslem(m): 5:45pm On Sep 07, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I can bet my balls this banging is gonna continue......gonna last forever till the end of time.....

The husband should move on....it is over according to kalistus

And the funny thing in life is that banging another man's wife or girl friend is very sweet....

I don't know the devil behind that sweet feeling

witchcraft is the spirit.
You need full immersion deliverance.

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Culture / Re: Elebuibon: Protect Yourself In Traditional Way – Araba Of Osogbo To Yorubas by hanslem(m): 1:30pm On Aug 14, 2021
Crime / Re: Girl Stabs Her Brother To Death In Ondo For Questioning Her Movement (Photos) by hanslem(m): 7:29pm On Mar 19, 2021
Kriss216:
18-year old "Nigerian" girl under the tutelage of her parents sleeping out

Her mates in other countries are learning robotics, trying to change the world, and she's here prioritizing gbola at her tender age. Anuofia!

By 2026, it would be very difficult to find a sensible Nigerian girl.


The future is female as they said.
Crime / Re: 3 Brothers Gang-Rape A Teenager In Ogun, Record It With Phone (Photo) by hanslem(m): 5:52pm On Oct 16, 2020
Kingpee2:
3 brothers ?Must be a curse from their family lineage ....If one of them couldn’t stop the others from the act then am certain it is a curse...




It's not only a course, it's a lineage problem.
3 independent brains malfunctioning at the same time can't be a coincidence....

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Health / Re: Medical Doctor In Police Net Over Placenta by hanslem(m): 3:13pm On Mar 05, 2020
NextD18:
Medical doctors in Nigeria are more corrupt and dangerous than Nigerian police.

Idi*tic comment.
Keep wasting away your little sense.

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Travel / Re: Going For PLAB Exam And Abandoning Residency Program in Nigeria by hanslem(m): 12:26pm On Mar 05, 2020
Hello bro, please, can we exchange contact, so we can chat more often, have many things, I'll like u to put me through..
If u okay with it, you can please send me a PM, or I can send u a PM so we could connect. Thanks in advance...


Hello bro, I will love to contact you for more directions on this plan route. Thanks
Romance / Re: Man Gets His ‘ultimate Revenge’ On A Girl Dating Him For Free Things by hanslem(m): 1:21am On Jan 10, 2020
Mtew...
When you can lure her to a nice shop and make her pay for an iPhone 11..
Celebrities / Re: Mad Melon Died Of Tuberculosis - Michael Emiefah, Son Of Danfo Driver Singer by hanslem(m): 10:40am On Oct 08, 2019
According to WHO, about one-quarter of the world’s population has latent TB[/i],[/b] which means people have been infected by TB bacteria but are not (yet) ill with the disease and cannot transmit the disease.



One third actually.
TB is highly preventable and curable.
Free treatment.
Yet we don't want to help themselves.

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Politics / Re: Osasu Igbinedion Reacts As Dr Olusesan Accuses Her Family Of Corruption by hanslem(m): 6:48pm On Oct 04, 2019
OZAOEKPE:

Its our state money and we are not complaining sire
Where are you from.
Slow poke.

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Education / Re: INVESTIGATION: Only 8 Per Cent Of Nigeria’s ‘top Universities’ Respond To E-mail by hanslem(m): 8:49pm On Sep 21, 2019
Bawizzo:
uniabuja got no active mail..once mailed an account and I got a reply with a Link telling me to visit jumia and get the best of shoes.

Give me 18 reasons why I should believe you didn't exaggerate on this??
Politics / Re: Buhari Wades Into Oshiomhole, Obaseki Feud by hanslem(m): 2:44am On Jun 09, 2019
Bar1941:
That short devil called Oshiomole should go and payn somewhere I beg, he'd cause more problems politically in less than 12years of his political significance than any other politician in Nigeria within than range, this is a fool that did not want to take others idea or being controlled by any, yet wants to control others. Am sure his political end is getting close.


Lies, oshiomhole is still the best thing that has ever happened to Edo state. Though, unpopular style of governance, the very best cannot be taken away from him.
Crime / Re: Cultist Killed During Attack In Delta State (Graphic Photos) by hanslem(m): 6:57pm On Jan 19, 2019
This is good news, cultists don't deserve to live.
The whole of Ndokwa west/east is full of sub-humans called cultists, killing/robbing innocent people daily.
Majority of their kings and Chiefs use this boys to torment their opponent/rivals.
You can't sleep in the whole of Ndokwa with your eyes closed.
Ask anyone that knows the place.

Also that useless school called Ozoro Polytechnic that most of it students are highly trained armed robbers.


Nonsense ingredients.
Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos. Wife Exposes Him by hanslem(m): 10:14am On Dec 29, 2018
As the wife, don't expose him. Just cook his favorite dish and send the idiot back to his creator.
Romance / Re: Groom And Bride Rock The Doggy Pose At Their Traditional Wedding (Photo) by hanslem(m): 8:44am On Jul 25, 2018
When kids get married lipsrsealed





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Travel / Re: Dana Air Bags NANS’ Best CSR Company Award, Honours CEO by hanslem(m): 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2018
NANS, bunch of hungry and power drunk youth that lack focus.
A collection of disgrace representing Nigerian Students.
Phones / Re: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by hanslem(m): 9:09pm On Jun 04, 2018
kakarott:
Mtn night plan I get 880mb instead of 500mb with a glith for #25
Plus unliumited youtube



Plz how did you do this?
Phones / Re: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by hanslem(m): 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2018
justscorchone:
To those people quoting me,just send me a pm and I will send the code.


How can someone pm on nairaland please.
Phones / Re: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by hanslem(m): 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2018
justscorchone:
9mobile
N200 =1GB


If you know you know


Code abeg

grin
Crime / Re: Demolition Of Brothels In Maiduguri Begin After Clamp Down On Prostitutes. PICS by hanslem(m): 2:57pm On Jun 02, 2018
valdes00:

I disagree with you...
when it comes to Sex perverts, its nt abt tribe at all... we av heard countless stories of diff perverts from the east, west and south....
look above tribe and drive home ur point....


What are your basis for disagreement, did you really have facts or seek knowledge before disagreeing? When an evil act is legalized by tradition and religion, will it stop it from being evil?
Should I lecture you on what's going on in the north or it's better to remain ignorant.
Don't look at the pockets of paedophile cases you see in non-northern zones to judge, just enter night bus to any of the northern states and see for yourself.

In addition, you will hardly see a 5 year old female child without makeup.

After writing all the epistles, a question popped up into my head "is it your disagreement" grin shocked


When you know, you know. lipsrsealed

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