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EducationRe: INVESTIGATION: Only 8 Per Cent Of Nigeria’s ‘top Universities’ Respond To E-mail by hanslem(m): 8:49pm On Sep 21, 2019
Bawizzo:
uniabuja got no active mail..once mailed an account and I got a reply with a Link telling me to visit jumia and get the best of shoes.
Give me 18 reasons why I should believe you didn't exaggerate on this??
huh huh huh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Wades Into Oshiomhole, Obaseki Feud by hanslem(m): 2:44am On Jun 09, 2019
Bar1941:
That short devil called Oshiomole should go and payn somewhere I beg, he'd cause more problems politically in less than 12years of his political significance than any other politician in Nigeria within than range, this is a fool that did not want to take others idea or being controlled by any, yet wants to control others. Am sure his political end is getting close.
Lies, oshiomhole is still the best thing that has ever happened to Edo state. Though, unpopular style of governance, the very best cannot be taken away from him.
CrimeRe: Cultist Killed During Attack In Delta State (Graphic Photos) by hanslem(m): 6:57pm On Jan 19, 2019
This is good news, cultists don't deserve to live.
The whole of Ndokwa west/east is full of sub-humans called cultists, killing/robbing innocent people daily.
Majority of their kings and Chiefs use this boys to torment their opponent/rivals.
You can't sleep in the whole of Ndokwa with your eyes closed.
Ask anyone that knows the place.

Also that useless school called Ozoro Polytechnic that most of it students are highly trained armed robbers.


Nonsense ingredients.
CrimeRe: 35-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos. Wife Exposes Him by hanslem(m): 10:14am On Dec 29, 2018
As the wife, don't expose him. Just cook his favorite dish and send the idiot back to his creator.
RomanceRe: Groom And Bride Rock The Doggy Pose At Their Traditional Wedding (Photo) by hanslem(m): 8:44am On Jul 25, 2018
When kids get married lipsrsealed





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TravelRe: Dana Air Bags NANS’ Best CSR Company Award, Honours CEO by hanslem(m): 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2018
NANS, bunch of hungry and power drunk youth that lack focus.
A collection of disgrace representing Nigerian Students.
PhonesRe: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by hanslem(m): 9:09pm On Jun 04, 2018
kakarott:
Mtn night plan I get 880mb instead of 500mb with a glith for #25
Plus unliumited youtube
Plz how did you do this?
PhonesRe: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by hanslem(m): 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2018
justscorchone:
To those people quoting me,just send me a pm and I will send the code.
How can someone pm on nairaland please.
PhonesRe: Which Mobile Network Provider Currently Offers More Data Vol At A Cheaper Price? by hanslem(m): 8:23pm On Jun 04, 2018
justscorchone:
9mobile
N200 =1GB


If you know you know
Code abeg

grin
CrimeRe: Demolition Of Brothels In Maiduguri Begin After Clamp Down On Prostitutes. PICS by hanslem(m): 2:57pm On Jun 02, 2018
valdes00:
I disagree with you...
when it comes to Sex perverts, its nt abt tribe at all... we av heard countless stories of diff perverts from the east, west and south....
look above tribe and drive home ur point....
What are your basis for disagreement, did you really have facts or seek knowledge before disagreeing? When an evil act is legalized by tradition and religion, will it stop it from being evil?
Should I lecture you on what's going on in the north or it's better to remain ignorant.
Don't look at the pockets of paedophile cases you see in non-northern zones to judge, just enter night bus to any of the northern states and see for yourself.

In addition, you will hardly see a 5 year old female child without makeup.

After writing all the epistles, a question popped up into my head "is it your disagreement" grin shocked


When you know, you know. lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Anambra Workers Risk Sack Over IPOB Sit-at-home Order by hanslem(m): 1:43pm On May 30, 2018
Humm
PoliticsRe: Saraki Meets JOHESU, Ngige, Adewole Over Ongoing JOHESU Strike (Photos) by hanslem(m): 8:40pm On May 25, 2018
obi4eze:
Yes. That's one of the reasons he didn't attend the World Health Assembly in Geneva.
Do you have any evidence to prove or you just feel like typing trash cool

You all should stop hating your bosses. It's not right. cool
PoliticsRe: Saraki Meets JOHESU, Ngige, Adewole Over Ongoing JOHESU Strike (Photos) by hanslem(m): 8:36pm On May 25, 2018
Amarabae:
We are Proud JOHESU.
we will fight to the end!
cheesy cheesy grin
We deserve better.
And better we will get.
kiss kiss
Are you the first daughter of the JOHESU President grin
RomanceRe: How Two Slay Queens Disgraced Me At An Eatery This Evening. by hanslem(m): 11:00pm On May 24, 2018
The OP that approved your lost on nairaland is madder that you all.
Awon idiots.
RomanceRe: Why Are Guys Scared Of Approaching Soldier Girls? - Airwoman by hanslem(m): 1:45pm On May 24, 2018
Let them marry their colleagues, nonsense talk.
Who them wan kill.
Their males that have uncontrollable libido.
PoliticsRe: Senator Nwaoboshi Hailed By Delta People Despite Money Laundering Charges by hanslem(m): 8:05pm On May 11, 2018
The way SS and SE indigenes protect their criminal leaders is ridiculous, i always feel ashamed having some States as neighbors.
PoliticsRe: Umaru Musa Yaradua Died In Office 8th Years Ago by hanslem(m): 5:06pm On May 05, 2018
The greatest, Most sincere President Nigeria ever had, from the depth of my heart i wish you the best in the after-life.
RomanceRe: "Women Have More Opportunities To Cheat Than Men, Men Shouldn't Blame Devil" by hanslem(m): 2:39pm On Apr 18, 2018
Lots of lazy girls and slay queens these days think their vagina is part of natural resources. One foolish girl will call an Innocent guy stingy when even her parent cannot afford her basic 3-square meal.
Ayam vexing angry angry
HealthRe: Federal Health Workers Under The Umbrella Of JOHESU Embark On Indefinite Trike by hanslem(m): 7:29am On Apr 18, 2018
Why will you come online to rubbish your boss when you know you will still call him sir at your place of work, even when he doesn't ask you to do so.
You can only hate him but you won't want to let him know.
Doctors are not the cause of your problems dear, he is not your employer.
Snitching at work place is a sign of sub-optimal or low self-esteem.

Wise words.
WebmastersRe: Top 5 Things Nigerian Bloggers Shouldn't Bring To 2018 by hanslem(m): 9:54am On Jan 01, 2018
Hope Bobrisky, cossy also ended in 2017
CrimeRe: Paul Gabriel Amos, Lamborghini Driver Charged With Money Laundering - Pics by hanslem(m): 3:22pm On Oct 26, 2017
Wow, the car actually prints cash...
grin
Sometimes we don't have to make sense. tongue
Car TalkRe: Honda Accord 2003 V6 Engine Transmission Problem by hanslem(m): 8:00am On Oct 15, 2017
I had something similar with my Acura 3.2 TL V6
after servicing the gearbox 3months earlier, I noticed the oil gauge was almost double it normal level when I drew the attention of the Mech he told me not to worry that it was OK, fast-forward to three weeks ago, I noticed the vehicle disengages anytime I slow down to pass through gallops, and also it does not engage at all when am driving out in the morning, but if I put it in reverse (R) it doesn't have that issue,
I went to another place where they reduced the transmission fluid, and it's started working perfectly.

My take here is, most inexperienced auto mech are the problems we have.
Car TalkRe: I Am Fed Up With My Toyota Camry 2.4 by hanslem(m): 7:54am On Oct 15, 2017
I had something similar with my Acura 3.2 TL V6
after servicing the gearbox 3months earlier, I noticed the oil gauge was almost double it normal level when I drew the attention of the Mech he told me not to worry that it was OK, fast-forward to three weeks ago, I noticed the vehicle disengages anytime I slow down to pass through gallops, and also it does not engage at all when am driving out in the morning, but if I put it in reverse (R) it doesn't have that issue,
I went to another place where they reduced the transmission fluid, and it's started working perfectly.

My take here is, most inexperienced auto mech are the problems we have.
Car TalkRe: I Am Fed Up With My Toyota Camry 2.4 by hanslem(m): 7:41am On Oct 15, 2017
Check engine and gearbox sittings.
Sometimes they give similar symptoms when they are bad.

�� You are free to thank me later.
RomanceRe: Missing Penis: Man Begs Female Neighbour For Sex To Test Son’s Manhood by hanslem(m): 3:37pm On Jul 27, 2017
Sense fall on all of them.
RomanceThe Story Of How I Met The Love Of My Life And The Journey So Far... by hanslem(op): 8:07pm On Jun 27, 2017
My lengthy yet short love story........


Many many years ago, i met this beautiful young lady, her eyes were the stars of the sky, my courage failed me, my eyes could not behold her radiance, i couldn't help myself more than focus my eyes on mother earth, she stopped my heart beat at will, i needed not be told she was heaven sent, i became possessed by her spirit, little did i know the meaning of love yet innate in us, the feeling was immeasurable, the chemistry laboratory couldn't explain this, many many years passed, she gave me reasons to smile unnecessarily, yet i could not behold it.
Her family would not let us be cos she was young yet i was also young, the forces from the universe could not stop us, she stood by me through medical school, when i derailed she held me, little did i know that she was an angel who groomed my heart to know the power of love, like tender rose in the garden she watered it with love, then she left, yes she left, time passed, the tender rose suffered drought, people tried to make it blossom but it remained, a heart once loved became battered, the NYSC came calling, i had to answer the call to service behold it was in the heart of the north (Yobe), Boko Haram being a nightmare of every nigerian, my father screamed, the earth could not contain his anger but what have i done.? 2nd day of camp (June 14th) Camp clinic a name kept echoing (Aisha) nostalgia took over me, she walked in majestically and behold she was gorgeous in the sight of all men, like a double edge sword she pierced through my soul, Oh poor me, i became dumb like a child.

Camp could not have been better, you could hardly see us apart. She walked straight into my heart precisely my SA node, breaking protocols i thought for a moment could this be real, i felt like i have never experienced love, i got the message, she was an innocent angel just one of her kind, i felt the world was coming to an end.
Life is mysterious, as camp couple, we were the focus of all but we cared less, i missed my mom. I didn't know how i was going to keep these two God sent in one little heart (about 5 inches long, 200-400gram by weight) Mercies of the Lord come down. Now i know why the human heart is not as big as his bowels. i became a baby, thanks to Aisha, my friends will say "kuku ki me" Love has no equal.
Then it was time for relocation, our expectations were high, this Angel had to return to Borno and me Delta, she pleaded i go with her but my mind was made up. Through service it was time to reap the fruit of my decision, my choices failed me again, i was posted to a village Government Hospital while she was in the heart of Borno, our love went beyond the borders of camp, less than a month into service, again the feeling of nostalgia.. I requested to relocate to Borno but the Authorities will not allow, reasons been that i redeployed from the North East on account of insecurity so cannot go back, in their word " You don't own NYSC" i almost passed out, what a wicked world. There had to be a way, i leave that to God. Aisha became the reason my heart beat, but "boys" will not let us be, while i was away, they swept the very floor she stepped upon, they showed great love to her in order to win her heart, they could travel to the UK to help charge her phone. I was helpless, unaware and naive.

To be continued...
CelebritiesRe: Debie-Rise Commissions New Borehole In Kogi (Photos) by hanslem(m): 2:05am On Apr 27, 2017
See heavy make-up like say na her wedding day.
CareerRe: He Was Too Loyal That Made Him So Stupid To The Boss, See Where It Landed Him by hanslem(m): 8:49pm On Mar 13, 2017

CareerRe: I Regret Being A Medical Doctor by hanslem(m): 8:03am On Mar 12, 2017
prof1999:
It was fashionable while I was growing up to see parents choose the career path of their children and wards. You’renot going to “amount to anything” if you’re seen reading a single honours course in the university. Parents boast about their children reading medicine, engineering and law; you’ll be forgiven as a young student if you think the university is all about these courses.But over time, things started changing when business administration and related courses started taking the front burner buoyed by the emergence of “wonder banks” and other fast means of making money. Suddenly values that we hold dear started eroding as “making money” became the norm. Nobody cares anymore how the moneywas made, all that matters is that you are rich.That was the beginning of the ‘demystification’ of medicine, engineering and law. Why bother spending years in the university when you’re not sure of what the future hold became pronounced. People started questioning whether reading these courses was worth all the troubles afterall.Last week I met a young medical doctorwho expressed regrets for studying medicine and qualifying as a doctor. “If I had a singing talent like Dr. Sid I wouldhave jettisoned my stethoscope for the music scene,” he said to my surprise. For the records, Sidney Onoriode Esiri, who goes by the stage name, Dr. Sid is aNigerian singer, songwriter and dentist.We discussed at length for more than an hour because this came as a shock to me especially as I have always held doctors in very high regard and would have loved to be one had I been a science student. This is because my lifestyle, comportment, deep reading culture and discipline correlate with what makes a good doctor.As I struggled to encourage this young doctor that he has nothing to regret, mymind went back almost fifteen years ago to a discussion I had with a doctor friend while I was still in the university. This doctor also expressed regrets at the poor human resources planning and structures, unsatisfactory working conditions, poor remuneration, and fewprofessional development opportunities back then. I am made to understand that this is even worse today.When he saw the “progress” his colleagues who read Economics and Business Administration were making during the banking “boom” of the Abacha era, he told me he was in “the wrong profession.” In my young mind then, I remembered telling him that all that was happening was a bubble that will burst someday. And true to my prediction, the bubble did burst and myolder friend said I should consider calling myself a prophet!During that period, 19 banks collapsed leading to the Failed Banks Decree promulgated by late General Sani Abacha which was decreed into law to teach Nigerian bankers who mess with depositors fund a lesson. Unfortunately, there were other bank failures later before the sanity we are now witnessing. When I related all these, the young man felt a bit relieved,especially as I pointed out that even thepresent day society does not see the doctor as “relevant” as they were up to the 90s.After much probing, I discovered that he truly love the profession even though the stress associated with it is not commensurate with the financial rewards. “As a medical doctor, it’s an endless journey of reading and personal development. There are new discoveries almost on a daily basis and if you do not keep track you’ll be left behind. Keeping track means you have to prepare and pass your professional examinations otherwise there’ll be no room for advancement,” he told me, “but one of my major problems is the way the society treats doctors.”I agreed with him. If you doubt that take a look around and see how the society is now obsessed with “celebrities” of various hues and shapes; some are even instant celebrities because they participate in ashow or event or feature in a movie. The society doesn’t even bother if an individual is an illiterate moneybag, corrupt public official or a person of dubious character. It is no longer a secret that this has been taken notches further when such individuals are awarded honorary doctorate degrees by our universities. These are the “doctors” our society recognises and adore!One stark reality about contemporary Nigeria is the dearth of reliable statistics for research and planning; thisreality permeates almost every facet of our national life. Take the doctor patient ratio for instance. Nigeria, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO) currently posts a poor doctor-patient ratio of 1:3500 as against the standard of 1:600. It also said the entire medical schools graduate between 3,500 and 4,000 new doctors annually. Another statistics has 1:6500 doctor-patient ratios.One would expect a call to action irrespective of which ratio is used because we have a dare situation in ourhands, but that does not seem to be an issue here like in other things. It is the Ebola issue that seems to shake us out of our lethargy. The doctors showed their magnanimity by suspending their strike. I think this period should providethe opportunity for the government and the society to seriously look into some of the issues the doctors tabled before their strike action.Delivering a lecture titled “Medical Education in Nigeria: The Quest for World Standards and Local relevance,” held at Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) in 2012, the Minister of Health, Professor Onyebuchi Chukwu said only 5 percent of applicants gainedadmission to read medicine. Of these, 2,701 trained in Nigeria left the country to other countries to work in the last four years prior to 2012.It is amazing that with this exodus of our doctors we don’t seem to get it. Dr. Amayo Adadavoh and other doctors who have remained and have now died as a result of Ebola are professionals who have spent years in training. The late Dr. Adadavoh was a consultant, and do we really know what it takes for a doctor to become a consultant? We have lost, and may still lose some of our finest professionals because of the way we treat them.It is not rocket science to understand why some of them are leaving as the working conditions is getting worse, thereby making other countries more attractive. Some of our doctors are presently working in the US, Britain, South Africa, Ireland, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Trinidad and Tobago and other neigbouring African countries that treat their medical personnel better.Whenever I encounter medical practitioners and I see the evident lack of rewards for people who save lives, I always feel pained. To compound issues, whenever they demand what should ordinarily be their entitlement after spending years in medical school and a longer period preparing for otherprofessional examinations, society is quick to condemn and remind them of their obligation to the same society thathas scant regards for their own plights.Recollect that prior to the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) suspending its strike, there appears to be nothing, either from the people in government or those of us outside, to show that we appreciate the fact that lives of ordinary Nigerians are already hanging in the balance as a result of the strike by doctors working in public health institutions across the country. But does it matter in a system so perverted that public officials now make it a culture that they are travelling abroad for simple medical check-up that can bedone in Nigeria?My advice to young Nigerian students who have the love of the profession at heart is this: Go ahead and read medicine in the university because it will always remain a noble and dignifiedprofession. You should not look up to society or the government for your fulfillment; just follow the conviction of your heart. Everything about life cannotbe viewed from the narrow prism of money. There are still things money cannever buy, and being a qualified medical doctor is one of such.

NYSCRe: NYSC Re-redeployment, How Possible? by hanslem(op): 10:35am On Aug 12, 2016
Thanks so much bro, looking forward to that time.
NYSCNYSC Re-redeployment, How Possible? by hanslem(op): 7:25am On Aug 11, 2016
Am currently serving in Delta state, redeployed from Yobe on account of insecurity but intend to redeploy again to another state, please how possible is this?

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