Hugomexis:
I just came back from the gym about 20 minutes ago.My first port of call was to grab a bottle of pepsi from my fridge.As I was drinking,it occured to me that this was my 9th bottle of it in five days.I can't understand this my new craze for pepsi.Are there side effects?

You never hear say pepsi dey cause staph.

Wetin be my own sef, you wey STD go plenty die for ya body as you no dey use condom

Those corpses look like they were burned alive

Amotolongbo:
NULGE opposes move to delist councils from constitution



https://m.guardian.ng/news/lg-administration-getting-worse-in-nigeria-obasanjo-cries-out/

Nothing can prevent the Nigerian from stealing public funds or someone else's money. Nothing.

Uglysanjo himself when he was president he stole and stole and stole and stole. So just live with it every Nigerian is a thief especially including the clerics.

Papertrails:
Please nairalanders I need your advice on something that has been bothering me for sometime now.

I am a young graduate who graduated from the university almost two years ago and am done with my youth service too but am still trying to get a job or put up something maybe a business that will be fetching me money considering the situation of our country in terms of availability of jobs.

Then there's is this girl I have been dating for three years and everything has been going well but recently she has been really disturbing me to come and see her people or get her pregnant, am someone that will do everything within my power to make sure my kids don't pass through the hardship I have passed through being someone that wasn't born with a silver spoon, and another thing is that I really love this girl.
Am really confused and don't know what to do.

Run away from that girl bro she's trying to scatter your life

Ye

Drug Miners!

Civil servants are just as heartless as politicians

Franzinni:
The black man.... A very dark concept

Baba God sef for done tire I tell you...black man come be like mistake

Nigeriabiafra82:
Igbos have no problem with hausa
Even the police guarding that area need vigilante groups Because them also is not safe if the governor is not safe no one is
We have hausa quarters in almost all local government,but that’s not our business we are after fulani bandit and their supporters hausa should also help us send them back if they run to their quarters after committing crimes

Well said bro

Well said

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Fuckkk.....dmannn....we should stop killing reptiles...especially python
A human python cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

These creatures are damnnnnn beautiful we must learn how to live with them....they don't bite to attack...they only swallow small animals


Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

Until you march cobra or mamba by mistake and he bite you immediately

EcoBrick:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/09/wike-bans-meeting-igbo-group-rivers

Wike remains a thorn in Ndigbo flesh and it's extra painful because they see him as one of them, but he'd rather be an antagonist instead

Wike's ancestors were the ones who stole/seized and converted Ibo abandoned properties for their own personal use, while Yoruba people returned all such houses as soon as the war ended. Yet these days Ibo people continue to use derogatory names on the Yoruba and seek alliances with the Ikwerres, who still despise and undermine the Ibos more than a century after the war.

Such is life

AmericanQuarter:
1956: Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip Met His Majesty Obi Of Onitsha at Ime Obi Palace in Onitsha


The Queen of England and the Prince Philip met the Obi of Onitsha, His Majesty Obi Okosi in Onitsha during the British royal tour of Nigeria in 1956. With them was the great Zik of Africa, Nnamdi Azikiwe

Wonder what the Obi was telling them that had held their attention so raptly

He must've been quite a remarkable man

RuudVanNisteroy:
This was the period when Nigerians thought Buhari was the savior that had come to salvage Nigeria in 2015.

Face of Evil

Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/ganduje-how-i-escaped-plane-crash

His death back then would have saved Kano state a lot of dollars

Just look at the crap a crooked Ibo man is selling to his own brothers... what a sad motherfûcker

Matheusmartin:
...
Read his on life support and organs are failing...


Imo He's as good as dead...

The nigga is gone

iamDrRhymes:
True! Who doesn't want to be a president's wife? Even his enemies deeply wish he was their father. Lol


Simply put, you don't hate Buhari. You are just not benefiting directly from his government.

If life worked that way the whole planet would still be in the stone age.

Get courage, and get a conscience. You will never achieve your purpose in life by sucking the dïck of a failure.

Criminals

Bankalert:
Lol... Because she squirts ? Until woman piss for your head before You go know how far

Not at all. You'd be surprised at how many women actually squirt when you handle them properly

My point was, a hōe would've gone to fùck some other guy and this poster would never know...she didn't do that.

Fear all these white-garment people

See prophet looking like director of ashawo

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When people say that most Nigerians lack self-worth, this is the reason.

You're a worthless creature

valentineuwakwe:


https://dailypost.ng/2021/04/08/bandits-have-lost-rights-to-life-must-be-wiped-out-gov-el-rufai/

That's the only Hausa-Fula making sane decisions about banditry/boko haram.

Unfortunately, as a governor he lacks any form of executive capacity where issues of law enforcement are at stake so he might as well be blown hot air in the bandits' direction

Later that Lai that looks like a corpse already will start wondering why Nigerians cheer at the destruction of NAF planes

GatewayP:
Sexual ways.

As gate way man wey you be

She sounds like a keeper tho

Skull Miners!

ogododo:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/jonathans-administration-best-in-nigeria-history

This old thug

Omooba77:


I no de suffer, na you I pity.

Wow... you dropped a comment, left and still came back after eight hours?

get a life bro

Osagyefo98:
Lol

Their children are busy running their mouth from one igbo topic to another while they are slaughtered beyond at home..

Amotekun bandits should stop killing their people. What is the advantage of Amotekun when it's sole purpose is for killing their own people.

Those are Ijaw people