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Clefayomide:
Hey take it easy sir/ma
D part where I asked if he was a graduate has nothing to do with his self esteem
Of course a roadside seller might have high self esteem than a graduate who has a PhD in self esteem
I asked if he was a graduate cos of the way he writes, he's a very good writer.

OK

Clefayomide:
I really do love your self esteem

U must be a graduate?, if I'm right.

There we go again..Hyping so-call graduates unnecessarily..What has having self esteem got to do with being a graduate?A lot of people who are not graduates nor smell the four walls of a tertiary institution have self esteem and you cannot talk to them anyhow....I am sure you will be among those who look down on artisans,taxi drivers,roadside sellers or people who do not seem to be on the same level with you..

Oshisko..

luminouz:
MY FIRST IBADAN GHOSTPERIENCE

I think it was 4 or 5 years ago when I went to Ecobank along Secretariat side,ibadan to withdraw some cash,the branch at Ojoo had no network n I couldn't wait so I was referred to the Secretariat branch. I entered the bank n saw a lotta people queuing to collect money(apparently d network virus came there too). I knew they was no way I'm leaving branch without collecting money dat day or na hunger go kill me...didn't even have any cash on me. I joined d queue n wait for some hours in d stuffy space(made worse by their epileptic generator doing touch n go every few hours).

I was angry n depressed when d latest entrant to d bank came in....she was slim n a bit taller for a girl with droopy eyes..I was not interested at all cuz she ain't my type,till she looked round n saw me n her eyes widened. I felt cold fish smell/dead rat stink wash over me n she instantly averted her face. I sensed an unquenchable sorrow from her. Something terrible n heartbreaking coloured her pysche n I could taste her sorrow in my mouth. I knew I was in trouble cuz I had thought d ability to see these stuffs died when I saw my last ghost(I was 15).... Since then I could feel or sense something is wrong with people but not see them!!! This girl sat found a seat far from me but every now n then,she would sneakily look at me n avert her eyes again. I knew from d fish smell n rat stink,she ain't alive....but I was intrigued,so I kept looking at her. She stood after a while n came to me,asking for a pen...she wrote out a payment slip n gave me back me pen...I saw 10k on dat slip written in a girl's name. When she tried to look at me again,I caught her eye n winked. She shyly smiled n this trend continues till I was called to collect my money o...

After being paid,I told her I would wait for her.she nodded n one gbeborun woman beside her asked if we came together,d girl said yes n we shared another wink. I waited till she was done n I walked her down to d road d junction dat led to mokola(club 411 side). We kept quiet for a while before she asked me... 'so u really can see me' ...I said yes....but she said how..cuz only some children n maybe some gifted people can see her n most times they yell in fright n she has to go somewhere else. I just said I really don't want her to run away,I wanna hear her story n the reason I could feel so much sorrow from her...Her eyes widened n she said....I'm one of d craziest guys she ever met.. they she told me she is what they call boundary spirits(she was one of these ghosts that won't move on,stuck between our world n d spirit world...neither truely dead nor alive).

I gave her my phone number n she promised to come tell me her story.....n she came the next day!

I welcomed her n SHE ATE( I'm guessing from my recent experience even ghosts have types...some eat,others don't) n she told me her story..... Lemme call her Karo( she is from Delta State dou).... She told me she was kidnapped,a result of feudal clashes between her family and another over land suspected to contain crude oil. Apparently,the other family had more political clout n one night,her family house was invaded n she watched as her folks n siblings(all boys) were slaughtered!! The killers took her n her younger sister( she said she was 17 then n her sister...12) to an indisclosed location. N of course the inevitable rape stuff happened.....n when d leader was through with her,he ordered his crew to all take their turn n after dump their dead bodies in the river,since his contract stipulated dat the whole family members should be killed. She said once she heard that,she got some courage n decided to save her sister.....the mumu rapist who came after d leader still had his weapons(knife) on his person n she grabbed day n cut his throat....she grabbed her sister jumped outta a window(she said something about the house being abandoned or uncompleted or stuff like dat). With no sense if direction,they just kept running while of course their captors kept pursuit. She said she knew they won't survive when those guys were gaining on them....she thereby told her sister to keep running in d direction she THINKS is safe while she ran in d opposite direction,making as much noise as possible..her captors caught her but not her sister....they violently raped her throughout dat night n d next till she was near death,then d kin of d rapist she slit his throat.....slit hers too...n they threw her into an abandoned well.......n she showed me d slit scars on her throat!!

She said it took time before she knew she was a boundary spirit....cuz she saw other spirits n people don't see them while small children saw her all d time. She therefore used her status to protect her sister who escaped n was eventually taken in by a good Samaritan. Long story short,she works all kinds of jobs to provide for the sister n sends her money through dat account(she told me she has been on dat her sister's case for 10 years now) n she devoted her spare time to killing d other family n her captors. But their is a catch! Once her vengeance is done...she fully joins d spirit realm cuz her great sorrow n need for revenge were what made her still cling to d human word. So she delays d killing so her sister can be independent before she leaves finally . N also a human must not see her thrice(something to do with the power of 3, she said)..

So she has spent d last 10 years working (from waitress to house help to olosho to secretary n so on) while slowly killing off her killers n waiting for her sister to become mature. She has piled up a fortune in her account solely for her sister to use cuz she told me only 2 of her original killers are left....once she is done...she fully becomes a spirit. She told me so much more about her world n other spirits. I learnt how humans(U n I) are actually d lowest species on d spiritual food chain...n hoe other beings even use us as food(some physically,others draining iur hopes n dreams n
feeding on our fears n despair).She left around 8pm dat night. She told me she would leave ibadan d next day n go to another state.

I fell sick for 3 days soon after she left....cuz in some strange way, her story connected us,i was still seeing her in my dreams(everywhere she went to-abakaliki to be precise) till d 3rd day when I broke off the connection ( too much deals with d dead rob humans of life essences..)

I never saw her again or anything close till this week!!! N this is why I had to share this story too!

Once again,it's me,d weird guy wishing u all a happy Easter.

Luminouz OUT!!

Cc Happney65,olatoman,CorGier,abiolag

Wahooooo, Am speechless though..Even though i am not religious,I know life isn't 2 plus 2 equals 4..There are some things that are inexplainable..

You are very gifted bro..Its a gift from nature..

bejeiodus:
Tolu was a fine columnist when he wrote for The PUNCH Newspaper. When he got his current job, I thought he was going to do better at it than his predecessor, Omokri, but I don't know the devil that dwells in the Villa that turns hitherto fine gentlemen into arrogant and insolent men once they find themselves walking its corridors. Same 'transformation' happened to Uncle Reuben.

Power happened to them all..POWER!!!

Two companies, linked with All Progressives Congress (APC) leader, Mr. Bola Tinubu, and Mr. Lasisi Olalekan, Special Adviser on Taxation to Mr. Akinwumi Ambode, governor of Lagos State, SaharaReporters can reveal, were approved by law to collect the contentious Land Use Charge in Lagos State.

They are expected to handle the collection along with Alpha Beta, another company with links to Mr. Tinubu.

The 400 percent hike in the Land Use Charge, following an amendment of the law backing it, has provoked strident disapproval by the public. The disapproval became more intense after it was discovered that Alpha Beta, in which Mr. Tinubu is a major shareholder or the owner, was inserted as a collecting agent.

SaharaReporters investigations revealed that the two other collecting companies are Information Connectivity Solutions Limited (ICSL) and De Soffit Consults Limited. ICSL, SaharaReporters discovered, is a sister organization to Mr. Tinubu's Alpha.

SaharaReporters searches at the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) showed that ICSL has two directors, Messrs. Abiodun Akinkunmi and Lanre Bankole.

Mr. Akinkunmi, a former Lagos State Finance Commissioner, was on the board of Alpha Beta while serving as commissioner, a contravention of the Code of Conduct for Public Officers.

The country's Public Service Code bars public office holders from working in private organizations. The code equally bars public officials from putting themselves in positions where personal interest could conflict with their duties and responsibilities.

Upon registration, SaharaReporters gathered, the shareholders of ICSL were Alpha Beta Consulting Limited with 4,999,999 shares and Mr. Tunde Badejo, who had just one share. To deflect suspicion, Alpha Beta transferred its shares to Connectivity Investment Holding Company (CIHC) and the Document of Transfer was filed at CAC on 13 July 2017. CIHC further transferred all its shares to ICSL on 28 July 2015.

The second company, De Soffit Consults Limited, with registration number RC 932446, has as one of its directors, Mr. Lasisi Olalekan, Special Adviser on Taxation and Revenue Matters to Mr. Ambode.

According to documents from the CAC, Olalekan owns 40 percent equity in the company, while one Mr. Ogunlana Femi owns 30 percent. The remaining 30 percent is owned by one Mr. Lawal Olanrewaju.

The Lagos State governor appointed Mr. Olalekan was appointed Special Adviser while holding the position of Managing Director of De Soffit Consults Limited.

Since assuming office as Special Adviser and up till date Mr. Olalekan functions as a director in De Soffit in contravention of the Public Service Code.

With his appointment of staff of privately owned companies, who refuse to relinquish their previous jobs, Mr. Ambode appears to consider Code of Conduct for Public Officers.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/30/two-companies-linked-tinubu-ambode%E2%80%99s-aide-collect-land-use-charge-lagos-state

Lalasticlala

money121:
Am here my oga at the Top

Still feeling ur Review

Now am Blushing Sir...

money121 you need to be here if you are not

Pacesetter123:
I strongly disagree.Check the history of world cup competitions,u will discover that there were many countries who have boycotted the competitions due to diplomatic impasse.If the govt officials won't go as u said,wot makes u think that any sensible govt will then send their national team to a place where they believed their security is not guaranteed.The players themselves are govt 'officials' n 'ambassadors' because they rept n fly the govt flag.It is not only Iceland, oda european states that are British allies are also contemplating boycott.Going by Theressa May tough stance on this issue,England may not also likely go.Do u ask why EPL of all leagues in de world does not produce even a linesman in de mundial?My submission is dat,if the govt officials are not going,the players are not going also.As for FIFA,de only thing they can do is to sanction them if they still maintain their stance till den.

Go read the news on major new outlets..The National team is going and nothing will stop that..Even England where the poisioning took place dare not decide not to play again,it is the officials and the government delegation that wont be in attendance..

futurism:
God bless you. See how comments above were believing this nonsense. My brother,if you want to survive in this country, do give up your research skills... It shows you are intelligent and not easily swayed by what you read. Many Nigerians suffer today because they do not research, especially in the area of money or finances, to find better ways to life.

I spent over 5 hours yesterday researching an export niche..... slept by 3 or 4 am and now I am awake.

Keep up the good works bro!

You welcome bro..Do Nigerians read?Capital No..Do they listen to the News?Capital No..So dont be surprised when you see stuffs like this.

Fake news 100%...Icelandic team is playing..It is the officials that won't be coming..FIFA has a rule,No country dare not decide not to participate anymore after qualification..The team would be fined heavily .The Iceland team is playing,it's the country's officials that are boycotting..

Even though i do not subscribe to abortion,i am Pro-life and i guard against even getting someone pregnant when i am not ready,I am in 100percent in support of it..Girls go for quack abortion every now and then which end up costing them their lives in some cases and inrepreable damages at times..

Anybody that wants to remove a foetus growing in her belle should be able to...Her body,Her Pussy,Her Egg,her whatever

US President Donald Trump decided Tuesday to end the protected status of thousands of Liberian migrants to the United States and gave them a year to leave the country.

It’s the latest of similar moves, after more than 250,000 Salvadorans, Haitians and Nicaraguans lost their protected status under an administration which has made cracking down on immigration a priority.

In 1991, when the West African country was in the grip of civil war, some Liberians living in the US were given “temporary protected status” to allow them to remain in safety.

Then in 1999 approximately 10,000 of them were made eligible for “deferred enforced departure,” or DED, by then-president Bill Clinton, allowing them to continue to build new lives.

Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama have periodically renewed the DED status, but Trump has now decided to allow it to expire, deeming Liberia safe for returnees.

Trump has taken a tough stance on immigration in general and, in reported private conversations, an even tougher stance on Africans from what he has reportedly deemed “shithole countries.”

The latest grace period expires on March 31, but Trump said in a letter to the Department of Homeland Security that he would accord the Liberians a 12-month “wind-down” period to prepare their departure.

“Through consultation with appropriate executive departments and agencies and my advisors, I have been informed that conditions in Liberia have improved,” Trump wrote.

“Liberia is no longer experiencing armed conflict and has made significant progress in restoring stability and democratic governance,” he argued.

Trump admitted that the 2014 outbreak of the Ebola virus in West Africa had brought “tragic loss of life and economic damage” to Liberia, one of the world’s poorest countries after years of civil war.

But he declared himself satisfied with Liberia’s progress in tackling the disease.

It is not clear how many of the original 10,000 DED recipients may have died, moved on voluntarily or been granted another form of legal US residency — but the rest face an uncertain future.

Opponents of Trump’s move warned it would uproot many who had made new and productive lives for themselves in the United States.

Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar, a Democrat, noted on Twitter that, thanks to the previous presidents’ DED extensions, the Liberians had been living in the United States legally since 1992.

“Many work in Minnesota hospitals and nursing homes,” she wrote. “I won’t give up this fight. We have a year.”

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/28/trump-gives-liberians-one-year-leave-us

Rozaytee:
ode

Ahahahahahahahahahahhahaa. .You no wan make he nack am belle?Are you afraid of something?You have anything you are hiding?Lol..Oya reply my PM joo

Bros,How far?You don give am belle?cos na the koko be that ohh

American billionaire and businessman, Bill Gates, has said that his criticism of the Nigerian government’s Economic Recovery & Growth Plan was to stir leaders to wake up to their responsibility and focus on human capital development.

Mr. Gates said Nigeria needs to act to save the country’s large youth population.

During his visit to Nigeria, the co-chair of Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation addressed an expanded National Economic Council meeting in Abuja where he criticised the government for “prioritizing physical capital over human capital” in its economic development plans.

Present at the meeting was Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, state governors, and ministers.

Mr. Gates’ comments attracted a huge debate among Nigerians across all political divides, with many backing his call.

The federal government claimed Mr. Gates’ remarks were misunderstood by the media and tried to counter the message by highlighting its effort to develop human capital.

But, in an interview with the CNN on Tuesday, Mr. Gates said his intention in criticizing the country was not to be impolite but to point out to Nigerian politicians the need to focus more on human capital development to save the horde of Nigerian youth population facing poverty and other social malaise.

“While it may be easier to be polite, it’s more important to face facts so that you can make progress,” Mr. Gates said.

Mr. Gates said he was “very direct” in his criticism of the federal government to stress the need for more to be done to raise the level of its investment in education and health.

“The current quality and quantity of investment in this young generation in health and education just aren’t good enough. So, I was very direct,” he told CNN.

In his Abuja speech, Mr. Gates faulted the decision to anchor the country’s long-term economic growth on investments in infrastructure, pointing out that investments in people must go hand in hand.

“People without roads ports and factories can’t flourish. And roads, ports, and factories without skilled workers to build and manage them can’t sustain an economy,” he argued.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/27/why-i-was-very-direct-criticizing-nigerian-govt-bill-gates

Lalasticlala

Walspring:
I just paid on behalf of someone now and it’s still showing 64k and charged 64k

Bros,come and pay for me too naaa..

"Soul E Baba dey here..Ohh Man and woman come follow me sing"..Soul E was the bomb 2005/06 or thereabout..2 baba even featured him one of his tracks where he took the chorus.. It was said he would take over from 2 face in the coming years as he was the epitome of a complete musician..

Until he came crashing..I wasnt surprised though..The first time I saw him on NTA all night long,I knew he would be suppressed by Fame..How art the mighty fallen..Dude would end up a fucking pastor who scams fellow church members..Too Bad!

hmmmm