₦airaland Forum

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veekid:
From the south west again? Okay?

I think Buhari replaced this guy with the adebayo adelabu that resigned recently..Adebayo adelabu is the one Ajimobi wanted to use as governorship candidate of APC in Oyo state..

By doing yahoo yahoo...

The President of the United States just said he is above the Law..Just imagine that..He said he can Pardon himself..Dude is a Big idiot

Brandagencies:
Hello everyone, I am in Chicago now and I MUST give back. It was a horrible experience but I got in.
I took the BA flight and arrived Chicago for 11;30.
CBP- good morning how are u and why are u here?
Me: good morning , vacation and to birth my baby.
CBP: Stands up to meet another officer, comes aback and says this way ma( secondary things☹️)
After sitting a while a middle aged woman calls me
CBP 2: madam, can I have confirmation that the hospital has accepted to treat u?
Me: stroger doesn’t give correspondence but here is the medical number opened for me it has my dates and my first appointment
CBP: that is not my job. What u have her is crap.
Me: Crap ke? Call first na!!( this point, I was already tired from the long journey)
CBP2: how much do u have
Me: 6900 in cash and 7000 In my wells card
CBP2: Go sit down, I’ll call u later.
Approximately 15mins after, she calls me in with a superior.
CBP: madam, these information u provided are not valid , we are sending u home.
Me: Home? Why? I can pay for these things( I begin analyse bla bla)
CBP: let me have ur phone and it’s password, please sit down.
Another 30mins after
CBP: you read nairaland?
Me: Yes
CBP: that nairaland devices u all, u should ask the us govt ur questions not a bunch of guessers
Me: I did contact the govt on a change of intent.
CBP: well, ure only allowed to birth here if Baby is high risk and ur doctor in Nigeria confirms it and u have an acceptance from a doctor here. You Nigerians just disgust me, coming here to quote what laws u don’t make. You are a burden to our govt. you just want to show off that ur baby has a passport:
Me: trying to defend myself
CBP: shut Up.
At this time, they had gone through all my phone emails and WhatsApp messages. Nothing to mail me with.
She comes back to ask for my contacts number and proceeds to call her. Requesting that my host sends me back because 6400 is not a reasonable fee to pay and I cannot afford it. My host insists that was the self pay package and she would use her insurance to cover if there are emergencies.
Me: very worried, already seeing them process travel docs for other pregnant women who have been turned back,some since yesterday. I had already started crying.
CBP : so madam, u will be going back home let me get approval from my superior.
10 mins later, please go get ur bags we need to check.
Me: with my big belle I run go carry luggage( I had just a cabin size box and a well wrapped ghana must go
CBP: all these clothes are too much ( biko which clothes)
Senior CBP patapata: madam, when was ur visa issued
Me: 2016
SCBP: it wasn’t given to birth
Me: yes, it was for a conference which I attended and I was not pregnant and then.
SCBP: ok ma, I will allow u into the USA but please show receipts on ur way out( she had a passport to junior CBP
Junior CBP: collects my passport and arrogantly stamps me in for 10weeks. Saying if I present a receipt less than 20k dollars on my way out, no visa will be resissued
Me: thank u ma.
CBP: Now very Angry, don’t thank me, looking at u disgusts me, just leave my sight before I puke.
Me: quickly carries my bag.
Moral :
1. It is now illegal to birth in USA if the birth can be handled in Nigeria( they showed me proof of that o)
2. Abort mission if ure using H Stroger.
3. Make sure u tell everyone u chat with that ure coming back
4. Hold cash of all the money u need.
5. Stay far from Ohare.

This is where I drop my pen.

The officer just hates Nigerians..And do I blame him or her?Capital NO..However I think it is still Legal to birth in the US if that is solely what you want to do without no interior motive

handsomeclouds:
The bikeman must be one of those illiterate Abokis

They are very aggressive and mischievous.
Aways determined to dominate everyone wherever they are!

Wait a min..NL dey censor Ab0ki....Northerner

They do..But words like Afonja,Igbo are used freely yet seun looks the other way..Hypocrite

hmmm

None of them..I owe myself

Khd95:
All this twitter people too dey lie, its always their friends that things happen to

Awon weyrey oniro oshi

Twitter..I hate that platform like shit..Na so so lie them dey lie for there.

What do you expect when you are restricted to a certain number of words na so so lie you go dey lie..

Nonesense and Buhari

Ola aina will be roasted by messi and co..Make he sit down jeje for house ohhh..I take whoever you dey serve take beg you ohh

Nedfed:
Shina na correct man
Can forget the day he gave me 500k as a birthday gift

Hmmmm Lie mohammed..

soberdrunk:
"I DEY FEEL LIKE JOLLY NYAME OOOOO" because you jail me........

..You are a really mad fellow..

omolola15 my guy who do we blame again?Blame Obasanjo,Yaradua,Sonekan and GEJ..Blame them all isn't it?But leave Buhari alone..Just leave him alone as he is nothing but a Saint..Hehehehhehehehhehehehehe

soberdrunk:
HOW MANY YEARS WIZKID TAKE SENOIR JAM JAM SEF?

You are a real Bastard..

LordReed:
Why do powerful people behave like people with no power in matters of sex? What's the difference between these #metoo guys and the incels? This is just crazy.

Hopefully though in Freeman's case it's not actual harassment but misunderstood signals and behaviour.

Dont mind them very soon, simply telling a lady she is sexy, will be deemed sexually inappropriate behaviour.Telling her a second time, will be deemed sexual assault.

We are heading there

Utter Nonesense

Tariq2:
if you a so dumb as bleeped and dont have any knowledge about peoples religion ,you should just asked instead of saying rubbish. first of all whether you are a christain or athiest i dont fucking care.. islam clearly stated in the quran the rights of women over there men and vise-vasa.. ISLAM IS THE ONLY RELIGION THAT RESPECT WOMEN.. women voice a heard so loud in islam.. men are allowed to take more than one wife, how is it your business or are the women complaining? it's there religion not yours.. and hail yes men and women can never be equal[color=#006600][/color].

See this weere,Yet in modern day 2018 women are just given rights to drive something as simple as a car in saudi-arabia..Rights indeed..Rights my foot..Yeye