₦airaland Forum

wristwatch:
I am doing the no 1 right now as I am looking @ ur profile dp

Lol igbo guys shey! Hehehe guess they are d major culprit of d container act.

OXYGEN011:
Funny.Abeg stop de day dreaming. is Cameroon, niger and Chad army fighting boko haram. nigeria army is full of cowards

hungryboy:
ame try

yawahappens:
K, F*uck off f*aggot!

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and f*u*n*c*k me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like sucking ur hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while caressing and kissing it, she started moaning softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

Bollinger:
Sentiments aside; i hope you know that jonathan and buhari are both useless as candidates. They are just opportuned to be in a position to contest and as such, are being forced down the throats of Nigerians. I really hope you understand this.

Coldfeet:
Gov't school age! Starts primary one at age six! I left secondary school at the age of 17!

Its only private schools that you'd find a 14 year old already in ss3! At that age in govt school I was in Js3.

mistytohcute:
clap for urself,
did anybody ask for ur family history

Kizmarty:
What do you mean by js2 can't be 12yrs old I was 12yrs old in js1.don't use your niece to judge cus 14yrs in ss3 isn't right though my younger brother is 10yrs in js2.

Education in NIGERIA is dying daily,we don't even know what's right anymore. Smh

somegirl1:
"Will be" unless you are typing from beyond or "was March 19th of the following year" if you are referring to a past birthday.
I believe most girls are done with secondary school at 16 (±1) and boys at 17(±1)
14 is rather young. It's how well at the end of the day, not how fast.

chigoizie7:
And so bloody what? U boast with it right? Those are the tpye that usually loose focus once they are in the university and end up being useless. (Am not saying ur niece will be useless. Too much push push no good) basic education administrators are not stupid to make secondary School 6yrz, post secondary 6yrs, that's 12 yrs, ddnt ur niece attend nursery school? That one na 3yrs, and what of creech? Mtcheeeew.

mistytohcute:
story for the gods

franzis:
what do u mean by js 2 can't b 12 years... now r talking about ur niece bla bla bla... what about you... what I know is majority of us got out of secondary aged 16-18 years

omonnakoda:
What is wrong with your epileptic mother?

omonnakoda:
Don't mind those ungrateful Biafrans who were each given 40 Naira for NOTHING

XketchDesigns:

Mehn! I am speechless! Js2 that's about 12 years old and him/she don know love finish?
My people end time is near.

tobillionaire:
Award yo mark 1st b4 i comment

ishiamu:
May the good almighty God punish T.a orji

nduchucks:
For the information of the religious bigots who regularly equate Boko Haram terrorists with Islam, please note that 100% of the Chadian solders are moslems who practice Islam.

Revolution:
The Chadian army has been impressive. Does this mean that if a war breaks out between Nigeria and Chad Nigeria will lose? Nigeria used to have the best military in West Africa

Adesiji77:
Well said safarigirl, you have indeed been around for a long time

I also remember;

Ajanlekoko

Mrs Chima

Rokiatu

Acidtalk

Ishilove

Acidosis

hardbody

solomonwis

Billyonaire

TITOBIGZ:
Imagine if she was your further math's teacher, did u see yourself passing her exam.

Enypie:
Oh?
I have 4brodas, 3cousin bros and 3nephews,living right under the same roof with me. And they're all above 15.
Oya tell me, wetin we dey yarn?

free2ryhme:
Google will throw answers up does not mean it will be give you the right answer

free2ryhme:
what if a foreigner stumbles across this post he/she has to call u for the full names of these acronyms. for all we know it could mean anything.

You are the dumbest man alive. This is why your so called Bsc and Msc still dey fail simple job test.

even in Pry 4 Mastering English words are started in full with their acronyms stated alongside it. This is standard practices