₦airaland Forum

chemali:
Either you must be deaf or blind!

Bros, no abuse me ooo. I no abuse you, i just asked a question. We go beat ourselves for here ooo, ehnnnn.

No talk say i no warn you ooo. I get hot temper ooo

Can i see a pic? And please provide history of the phone.

Where is d message, d1ckhead?

Na wa ooo.

E pass this election?

I tire for all of una sha plus buhari and goodluck join

I sha dey my house dey watch una. All way na way but make una no forget say na cooperation make rice full pot.

Meanwhile monkey too smart na where trees dey join together.

I don talk my own finish. Do any how see any how!!!

tosag:
Balderdash! Who are Asari and Tompolo to decide for the whole Niger Delta? FYI, am a Niger Deltan, born and bred in Warri. Those criminals are on their own. I pray Buhari wins so that sanity be restored in this country.

I hope you know that fishing you out takes less than 5 minutes. Keep running your small opiopio mouth

Segeggs:
why you dey run na?

I pity omo ibo wey think sey yoruba land safe for am.

We go open their nairaland file for them.

I changed my mind the last minute. I am not stepping an inch out of my house. I built it and i am staying here. Truth is, before I go down, at least 12 people would have gone cold. That much I promise you. And yes i am in Yorubaland. What nonesense?

How could you have been pleasuring yourself and still claim virginity. Go and apologise to your husband. He got a raw deal. If you claim virginity, your first heavenly feeling should have come from your husband and not by pleasuring yourself. You robbed him and you are a cheat.

As for me, if you tell me you are a virgin, the deal is off. Experience is not for sale, it can only be acquired. I have no intention of being a coach.

[quote author=kellynoah post=31965451][/quote]I buy empty plots.

I have paid into your account

podosci:
What the essence of this thread and hope its not to celebrate nuissance?
Thank God for google, nobody can deceive us that those pictures above indicate that the teaching hospital is upto standard, You just have to google teaching hospitals around the world and you know we are all living in a zoo called Nigeria.

Bros you dey mean oo, but what you said is reality.

For the avoidance of doubt this restriction should actually be on monday or whenever the results will start trickling in. That is when street urchins sympathetic to either of the two clowning failures claiming title to the seat of power at Aso Rock villa will start their madness at the risk of being mowed down by trigger happy blood shot eyed police men.

As for me and my household we vote for nobody until Nigeria provides a reasonably credible candidate.

remsonik:
So na to show off our bodyguard be the reigning thing for entertainers now?

Me sef wan show off my bodyguard.
He's the ancient of days
The lion of Judah, the lily of the valley
He's the great and mighty God, the deliver.
The one who sits in the high place of glory and rules over the earth
He bares me on his wing and in him I can FLY

Pic of him or......








Na joke i dey ooo

Calculia:
Randy: Married Man Nabbed For Impregnating Girl, 13
MATTHEW DIKE
— Feb 23, 2015 | 2 Comments
The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a 32-year-old married man who impregnated a 13-year- old girl in the metropolis.

The suspect, Lateef Gbolahan, was said to have been arrested by police detectives attached to Oke- Odo police station for impregnating the minor called Esther.

According to the police, the minor is two months pregnant.

Esther, whose parents are neighbours to Gbolahan told the police that he made love to her three times.

LEADERSHIP gathered that the minor told the police that Gbolahan had earlier threatened to kill her if she revealed the secret.

The minor explained that she was afraid to tell anybody until people began to notice the changes in her.

A police inspector attached to the station disclosed that the suspect said, “It was the work of the devil. He used to send the girl on errand.

He said the girl came into his apartment after an errand and told him to lock the door and urged him to do it with her. He said he slept with her only three times. Now the girl is two months pregnant. We have transferred the case to the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Panti, here in Lagos.”

The mother of the girl, Mama Esther, said the police should leave the man if he promises to take care of her daughter.

The man’s wife was said to be very worried and ashamed that her husband could do such a thing.

The suspect’s wife and mother of one cried that “the devil crept into her home to disgrace them and has succeeded.”http://leadership.ng/news/413472/randy-married-man-nabbed-for-impregnating-girl-13

Life imprisonment no ni.

Rest in Piss in your lifetime.

I am laughing in Greek. The trouble is not during the election, it is the few hours following the announcement of results, that is actually when they should place a curfew. These guys are learners, i swear

agabaI23:
Bros, the bolded portion shows you understand why I posted my comment. It invalidates the subjective and emotional first part. I posted what observed. I know these judges talk to themselves and often weigh public interest against facts.

It's all good bro.

Don't forget, i remain apolitical. LOL

agabaI23:
I was discussing with the son of justice this morning and he told me that the judges want the election to hold and that they will not disqualify him for the interest of peace not that e cannot be disqualified but they don't want. So I just said yea that's it.

Talking with son of Justice? Bros i used associate you with a lot more wisdom, i still do, do not let this caricature of our time erode your character. What does the son of a justice who is neither a lawyer nor interested in a matter know about the course a judgment will take.

I believe though that in the interest of public policy and the general good, the Judge might deliver a judgment that could even go against the grain of the facts of the case.

nduchucks:
No court in Nigeria will disqualify Buhari at this point since the act would be tantamount to a declaration of war. The judge who renders such a judgement may not be around to see his judgement thrown out by the supreme court.

These people should stop playing with fire. The closest most of them have got to an explosion or gunshot is hearing a knock-out explode. nuff said.

Why do u people thrive on threats? In the event of a war today, how many Nigerians have what it takes to survive without jobs and money for at least 2 months? Let us be mature. Our lives have never depended on elections. Either party may win or lose, life continues. None of them is gonna add an inch to my life. They are both unqualified to rule me in a setting that is fair and square. I see no reason why i should die for either of them. My views.

CHAIRMAN1:
APC LIES! I have been around that axis for the last couple of hours and i've not seen or heard such. I'm strolling towards the road that leads to aguda as I type.

Keep strolling and typing. I don't want to hear stories that touch ooo

olivegirl:
Jonathan in lagos

Yes ooo. With 17,500 available policemen in his retinue thus exposing all other parts of Lagos state to crime, according to my senior colleague

This is why i do only 10pm at night and 5am in the morning.

You cannot catch me in Lagos traffic, NEVER. But i may leave a bit early on Friday so i will be in early against Saturday sha....

Mafiosos plan ahead and are always a step ahead of disaster.... (at least non-natural disasters)

Mynd44:
*Yawns*

Whoever loses in this court case is going to appeal and status quo maintained.

This does not affect the elections at all

Bros you started correctly and then missed it again. The status quo is that GEJ is and remains in power till that substantive matter is resolved. The alternative will amount to a possibility of the courts taking a decision that would have been overtaken by events.

I dont really care. They should do what they each need to do so we can move on as a country or disintegrate

Onemansquad:
Nawa oo our population is being reduced day by day
maka why

Maka illegal fvcking.....

I am very particular about who says what. UK and their forbears put us in this dilemma in the first place. They do not have any moral high standing to come back to either hold our hands or dictate to us. Let us make our mistakes, learn from them and plod on. They should go and manage their affairs and leave us alone. I have not forgiven them for the silly amalgamation of 1914 and a man christening this contraption from a brain wave coming from a biatch he was fvcking at the point in time. I can imagine the lady saying out of ecstacy, oh dear, u are really hitting me nice in this 'Niger Area' better you have ever done 'back home'. And so 'Nigeria was born.

Today the trouble they created had continued with inept government, criminals and looters, Insurgents, kidnappers, thiefs, rogues, certificateless people, clueless people, all manner of inconsequential ediots all clamouring to have a piece of the cake that is being baked in our God given South.

They should just shut up and mind their business. At 55, we are old enough to take our own destiny in our hands. My history books tell me that when we even struggled as a nation to extricate ourselves from this entanglement, they actively funded and provided ammunition to ensure that this contraption does not disentangle.

dareyking:
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Thanks for reserving this space for me.

That guy in front looks so mo.ronic that you will easily confirm he is actually asleep in his mind. He is no longer in that class. I suspect he dropped out later. My suspicion.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] And you want tell us Church Bizness is not big bizness?...Look at the real estate those two robbers have managed to corner with that front called Church. [/color]

And they are not paying tax ooo

This statement was quoted in the write-up

"Nigerians have never seen power change hands through the ballot since independence from Britain in 1960 but Jonathan has repeatedly vowed to respect the will of the voters"....

Is this assertion correct? What happened in the first republic?

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dipopooo:
igbo eh? na dem dey soil our name

School u no go, geography u no sabi. Why am i even responding to a deranged imbeci.le.

At Topic

I hate the criminal act of scamming but two things are clear in my head:

Those scammed are fraudulent too. Trying to reap from where they did not sow

Second if core whites are being scammed, then it is reparation for the act of slavery suffered by Africans.

I do not care what you guys do, so long as no one scales into my compound on that date, i will not disturb you people with your votes. When you guys are done and the dust settles, we will see who has been more efficient in rigging and the game continues.

ukemeramat:
Bros, nothing.... the road is over bad as am talking to you now because rain is coming down

Oh Ette....

O bro, thank you. I was toying with the idea of driving down because i have things to sort out at Akpabuyo (Calabar) relating to my mum's properties there and mobility is needed to facilitate results. In August when i tried going to Uyo to board Dana back to Lagos (flights were being cancelled on a daily basis from the Calabar airport), the road was in a manner that even the devil would sympathize with its users.

Anyways, thank you for this head up. I will make alternative arrangements.

dominique:
Couldn't you have just explained that it is a song hailing Abeokuta and plump rock? I don't understand why some people engage in online exchanges that adds no value to them.

Chorus of the song- M'ayo m'ayo lori Olumo simply means I'll rejoice I'll rejoice on the Olumo.

Thanks. I only got excited because i needed to know all there is/are to look out for before visiting as i plan to do that this easter. My question was in good faith.

Ariyke:
do not be offended she sang the city's Anthem

Thank you. It actually answers all my questions.