₦airaland Forum

Heebucun:
Teach yourself first to ignore things that are none of ur concern.
The fact that it's a public forum does not mean am here to please everybody.
The thread is for Egba people and am showing my love for my tribe.
If it's too much for u to comprehende den F.uck off

The third reason why your parents should be hung. They were too busy to have trained you on how to be a little decent. And you will later claim to be a lady and using the F word while swearing on a Monday morning. If this was all about Egba people, it should have been sent to your mail box. Error of creation.

In another note, thank you very much Aryike for the clarification. I appreciate.

Heebucun:
Is it a must u understand?

Another reason you should acquire functional literacy. Of what use is a post that people do not generally understand. This is a public forum fir crying out loud. I can teach u.

Heebucun:
Lori oke o'un petele Ibe l'agbe bi mi si o Ibe l'agbe to mi d'agba oo Ile ominira

Chorus: Maa yo, maa yo, maa yo o; l'Ori Olumo; Maa yo, maa yo, maa yo o; l'Ori Olumo

Abeokuta ilu Egba Un ko nii gbagbe e re Un o gbe o l'eke okan mi Bii ilu odo oya Emi o f'Abeokuta sogo Un o duro l'ori Olumo Maayo l'oruko Egba ooo Emi omoo Lisabi E e

Chorus: Maa yo, maa yo, maa yo o; l'Ori Olumo; Maa yo, maa yo, maa yo o; l'Ori Olumo
#PROUDLY EGBA OMO LISABI

This your write up is typical example why night school should be abolished. Some of us are Nigerians first and are interested in this history and here you are writing in your dialect with no interpretation.

Eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves. He dug up the dirt so let him clean it up. What point was he trying to prove sneaking up on the girl? It might just be the girl also wants out. Is he doing her a favour by marrying her? And you d OP, you can stay away for all i care, are you the chief financier of the marriage ceremony?

How come no one is seeing the "kingsize" appelation which could also mean that the man is loaded 'down tbere'

All we are seeing is the cigarette.....

freshcvv:
Na people like you dem dey see their deadbody for middle of road without identification.. Continue.. Your eyes go soon clear.

May you receive in multiple fold what you have just wished me. Vultures will eat your corpse and for good measure, your generation past present and future will all die ignominously as youbhave wished me. All those liking your sinister prayer will get a double dose of your kind of death. So have it been wished, so have itbwritten, so shall it be done IJN. Amen.

freshcvv:
Na people like you dem dey see their deadbody for middle of road without identification.. Continue.. Your eyes go soon clear.

i wish you exactly what you wish for me and for good measure may your generations past present and future benefit from your prayer in Jesus might name. AMEN.

freshcvv:
Pray you get to his age, if you are lucky to get there, you shall also get rewarded with the insult you are giving a man who didnt harm you today.

At least the world over knows this "Brain dead cancer infested prostrate nincompoop" who has lived up to 73yrs.. Pls tell us who you are and who knows you that is the opposite.

Tomorrow now, people like you go dey run go different church looking for solution to your Ill health without knowing you broke the law of God with your uncouth mouth.

Shatapp!!!

SeverusSnape:
Oh!!!... I hope this ain't true.

Not that i wish him dead but what is the big deal about a man dying at age 90. What else is there to achieve? You hope it aint true ba?

At the post, the man does not want to see the rubbish that is about to happen on saturday. He wants to rest in peace, so be it.

I tend to relate with some of the points here. I recently met this lady. I requested to see her which i did. Lunch was on me, no issues. I asked her over to my office and cab money was on me no issues. I never got her to send a ping but when i chat her up she gets angry and tells me i am aggressive on the phone and expect people to worship me. No problem. I could have lived with that. She went on to say she will have to decide going forward whether or not to respond to my chats. I just laughed and deleted her immediately. I could not wait to tell her that ladies gravitate towards me and not the other way round. To make matters worse, we discussed jobs and i had already secured an interview for her with my HR. Some of our gals sha.....

The father to deceased is a wimp. I will go to the killer's house and wipe off everything living including goats and chicken. Then let the hassle begin. Nonesense.

If shiite get real i drive out by past midnight straight to the airport and take d first flight to the east and plan my exist through malabor in equitorial guinea. On friday i will withdraw and keep cash of 500k. That should buy me immediate pass and freedom till it becomes necessary to draw cash. I have my cheque books, ATM cards token and modem handy.

By the way i am in Lagos.

If u search well Onila d vi.rgin will be somewhere lurking in this thread.

opalu:
What is wrong with entering a police van? The people's general has even been jailed before by IBB the evil genius simply because the man sent many drug pushers and PoliThieftians to jail.

beside me that will vote for GMB I have been locked in police cell because I boarded okada. They collected money from Okada rider and whisked me to Okota police station.

EX CONVICT......LoL


Me sef had spent a night there in my youthful and stubborn days. That detention gingered me to go and study law against my Dad's wish then.

sCun:
Who knows if any work is going on in those roads connecting Akwa Ibom and Abia state?
I mean Aba - Ikot ekepene and Umuahia - Ikot ekpene.

I doubt it. Would like to know though

sumofus:
Do you stare at my mind all day? Exactly how I got my current job. Only heard about the company after I was called for interview. I can bet 99.2 % of Nigerians have not heard the name before. Talk of silent movers. My company was second only to Schlumberger in the oil and gas servicing/equipment market before the Halli-Baker hughes acquisition. Now we stand in a proud 3rd position - hopefully after we acquire Transocean, we'll overtake SCB.

Would trust the list if it were published by KPMG, Delloite or the likes

I am almost sure i know this player in the market but let us leave it at that. And you are dead right on the source. Kpmg. Deloitte or to an extent any of other 3 out of the big 5.


In all though, i prefer we are not listed.

Their problem not mine.

oskamboo:
can you pls help the house by list those highly paid silent organisations u know so that unemployed and underemployed ones can channel and work towards getting job there. Thanks

Sir, I am not an HR Consultant or Analyst. However, if you are good in what you do and referals speak for you, headhunters will come for you and will be willing to pay almost anything reasonable to recruit and retain you. As an example I was headhunted for my former job, headhunted for the present and i had 3 companies as at last week discussing placement opportunities with me.

An idea; clean up your cv, post it on LinkedIn pray to God and watch things happen. That is where i have gotten all my initial discussions initiated from.

mailemy:
op, you've just listed popular companies. Many names on that list shouldn't be there, glo is the worst place to work and banks should not be on the list.

Well said. At least i had worked with Glo some years back and had to personally resign. Few of my friends that are still there do not have a job option yet. Even when i was asked to come back and join the team to open Ghana Branch, i verily turned down the offer. This list is so wack.

I have also worked with 2 banks one of which is Fidelity. In short let us not expose the OPs ignorance and the poor standards around us.

There are several companies listed there where i can pay tbeir MDs salary and still have some change. Meanwhile my company is not listed. Very interesting.

At least it removes my company from public consciousness and alllows for some level of job security.

Laid2001:
Our penal code is still the same!. It is death to murderers and armed robbers in our constitution!.
The fact that many state Governor have not being signing the warrant does not remove or change the law!!

Hundreds are still on death row in Nigeria!.

What Buhari brings to the table is equitable application of the penal code of our constitution, no emotion attached.!

Until the constitution is changed to abolish death sentence, ahead ahead with its implimentation on the guilty ones!
And it will not be up to Buhari, come 29th May after his swearing in, to change the constitution (that is for the house of assembly) but to execute the law to the letter. Make sure justice is dispenced swiftly and fairly without fear or favour!.

Nigeria worry ooo.

So it is the house of Assembly that changes the constitution? Do we have regional or state constitutions in Nigeria?

When they advise some people to go to school and stay in class and read, they will prefer to be walking the streets

This would have been very enriching and refreshing but sadly all i perceive is "Boko Haramism". I was also taught that perception is reality. I don't hate or dislike our brothers up country, i am only moulded by what i have come to see and hear. God will yet heal this nation, if it is his will.

Hey people, I am repping Ikot Nakanda, Akpabuyo. Nice to stumble on this thread. Why is this thread dull, i have reviewed it from inception.

Now I am really confused.

The implication of this is that when the Chadians leave and the BH re-group, they will return and this time with deadly venom.

Now this is scary

pretydiva:
Looking 4 quick means 2 riches. C wat he brought upon himself. Allowed d whole world 2 c his john Thomas. Every day 4 d thief,buh certainly 1 day 4 d owner of d house. Sucex doesn't cm easily. Let's work towards it n do away wif crime. A word dey say is enof 4 d wise.

You dat is reading dis nw,It might b ur turn tomorrow...

You think it is easy to thief successfully? If he were to succeed, and he continues over time, he will agree with you that success does not come cheap.

Tholuwaniey:
Took... are you sure you scored 242??!

Omo mesef tire for that level of gbagaun

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] ibo man chop akpu finish begin dey see double. rip little gir
wetin dey vex me pass na their egusi soup
ate one last week and till now av not been able to eat anything
why scatter fish head and bone inside your tasteless soup. are we cats? [/size]

E no go better for who do you like this. You sef try help yourself small na.

The devil be with you. Doomed creature

Timijo:
That is why I like my bible because it tells me not to drink alcohol.

Was this bible written by you? I have read d bible back to back and havent come across an injunction saying expressly that drinking is bad

akpanikpe:
yea I do, lost ur contact bro, pls inbox ur number @ lifezone247@Yahoo.com i will holla

I will get in touch. Just rounding up at signatures. Heading out shortly.

By d way its my bday tmao. Enuff fun ahead.

can they please draw one lesson for those of without cards, affiliations and sympathetic parties.

lalasticlala:
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See reservation abi na kolobilaztion.

Et tu lalasticlala

kennygee:
Mad drivers in that town.

Best drivers the whole world over. No time to waste time, always in a hurry. If you hit a car, speed on, if a car hits you, you look out, come down, access the damage, abuse the driver, enter you car and drive off. I love driving in Lagos, although my driver now does a whole lot more of the driving