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Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:33pm On Mar 18, 2015
akpanikpe:
Ohh boy, Jst thinking about the mad trific am gonna go through wen I close dis eve. So crazy doing dis traffic race thing. @ traffic officials I drove one (lastma) yesterday into ikeja military cantonment yesterday from maryland turning grin
Bros you are on this thread again? Recall we were on the same thread some time posted by some other guy, i believe.

You even gave me traffic updates that last time. Bros i hail ooo. You no go join me drink one bottle after hours? Holla at me.
Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:25pm On Mar 18, 2015
sureguy02:
In Lagos, driving is war! That's why people hardly use indicators...they don't want their opponents to know their next move
You just described me with this post.
Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Hilarious Rules For Driving In Lagos (Rules of Engagement) by hardbody: 5:25pm On Mar 18, 2015
obicute007:
Source: [url]1pageweekly.com/lagos-driving-101/[/url]
Quite old but still made me chuckle.
Politics › Re: All The First Ladies Nigeria Has Ever Had (Photo) by hardbody: 5:17pm On Mar 18, 2015
Was Shagari a widower?
Pets › Re: Solid Female American Pitbull Terrier Puppy For Sale!!! by hardbody: 5:14pm On Mar 18, 2015
mayorall:
pic
Looks ok but slightly smaller than mine. I have been told i need a male bigger than her to enable them mate, plus at the price you are offering, it appears way out of range. If i were to buy this, i won't pay more than 50k.

Do you have any other dog i can see? Is there no kennel somewhere?
Education › Re: Best Waec Result In Nigeria's History... (PHOTO!!!) by hardbody: 1:32pm On Mar 18, 2015
oluspencer:
Dis na mama peace result oo
Na lie. This is Buhari's result that he has refused to produce
Romance › Re: 8 Reasons Why You Should Avoid Fighting In The Presence Of Your Kids by hardbody: 12:38pm On Mar 18, 2015
I guess one very good reason is that you might get an embarrassing beatdown. The kids will never forget how you were slammed punked or dragged on the floor. Don't give them that memory.
Pets › Re: Solid Female American Pitbull Terrier Puppy For Sale!!! by hardbody: 9:36am On Mar 18, 2015
mayorall:
I only know of someone who want to sell a well feed gsd. But not pedigree at a year old. Huge and obedient at 70k.
Bros have you added brokerage fees? Lol. Can i see a pic?
Travel › Re: 15 Most Expensive Hotel Rooms In Nigeria by hardbody: 8:56am On Mar 18, 2015
sophtaf:
and if I do? undecided
Omo see daring? Babe no vex. The guy is ignorant of your very inelastic temper.
Pets › Re: Solid Female American Pitbull Terrier Puppy For Sale!!! by hardbody: 8:35am On Mar 18, 2015
mayorall:
What's your budget sir. Oga jacksonlows, hope I never trespass.
I am not working on any budget, that could be restrictive. I will buy a good male alsatian at the most reasonable and best price possible. At least i bought an adult biatch of same breed and i know d amount. If you have something on offer let me know how to reach you. I will call the other guy on friday so that we can arrange visitations and check ups on saturday or sunday. My weekdays are simply unavailable.
Education › Re: Unilag Student Shot Dead At Amphitheatre (Picture) by hardbody: 6:27am On Mar 18, 2015
centmichael101:
Dead men don't count,,RIP to the dead!!
Yoo. The dead don 't talk.....

Price........pay.....

Bereaved should take heart.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ! by hardbody: 11:54pm On Mar 17, 2015
Blackbeauty:
Hi nairalanders..sometimes,it gets really boring..these days,the reality is staring at me in the face!I just realised I hv few friends.i figured out it would be great to meet new people,talk and share ideas that can help us get ahead in our different careers..A little info about me;I am a lawyer, a book and music lover,witty ,maybe intelligent and also enthusiastic about life generally.Basically,I just want friends..mature working class male and female friends.I value human company a lot and am sure I can make some great friends here that would be for a life time.you can add me up on bbm with 3337B1EF.
NB:please,if u are looking for a sex partner,someone to hook up with cheaply or sex chat with;save yourself the trouble of contacting me.that's because I would block you so fast it would make your head spin!I won't appreciate students also cos am a working class woman that would prefer mature working class friends.
Favour how are you doing? I eventually found you and your moniker. Is this d same pin that i have...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jega Asked To Resign Or Refrain From Using Card Reader by hardbody: 8:11pm On Mar 17, 2015
boluyongp:
There are indications that after a closed door meeting with President Jonathan, PDP/Nigerian security chiefs and the INEC chairman, the presidency and security chiefs unanimously agreed that the card readers are not needed for the 2015 general elections and hence directed the INEC chairman to stop the use of the card reader or resign his position. It is time for Nigerians to stand up and defend our nascent democracy. We also call on the international community to intervene immediately before it is too late. President Jonathan and the PDP know they cannot win a free and fair election in Nigeria. The card reader will stop rigging and inflation of votes. President Jonathan won the 2011 presidential election by polling 99.8% of the total registered voters in the states in the south south and south east that were just figures written and sent to Abuja. The same reason Justice Salami was disgraced out of office when he ordered that forensic experts should examine the ballot papers used for the 2011 general elections.
Source or sauce
Romance › Re: I Need Serious Help Guys by hardbody: 8:08pm On Mar 17, 2015
maxdozie:
One army Guy in my area is seriously Disturbing My Girlfriend, and i want to go to the Barrack and meet him, I want to give him a Serious warning to stay away from my Girlfriend..
Pls Should I gohuh
Whàt are you waiting for? Don't just warn him. Call him out and slap him and then tell him to back off. Send us the pic of your state of health immediately after the slap
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Will Be Probed By The ICC by hardbody: 8:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
FFK will use english and confuse them. We will also take obahiagbon along. Dem go confuse tire.
Business › Re: Oil Falls Below New Budget Benchmark by hardbody: 7:58pm On Mar 17, 2015
We are only sinking into deeper shiite. How did these guys squander our reserves sef. They should all be shot in the diick.
Health › Re: 10 Signs You May Have Kidney Disease by hardbody: 5:05pm On Mar 17, 2015
freecocoa:
My appetite has always been poor and I'm sure I don't have kidney problem.
Me too. Although occasionally i eat very well, but it is not on a regular basis. I just ensure i have a good lunch after tea in the morning. I could nibble on anything at dinner or may not bother after i have had a beer or two.
Health › Re: 10 Signs You May Have Kidney Disease by hardbody: 5:03pm On Mar 17, 2015
tyson55:
Your urine is foamy. Excessive bubbles in the urine -- especially ones that require you to flush several times before they go away -- indicate protein in the urine. This foam may look like the foam you see when scrambling eggs, as the common protein found in urine, albumin, is the same protein as in eggs.
You're experiencing persistent puffiness around your eyes. Protein in the urine is an early sign that the kidneys' filters have been damaged, allowing protein to leak into the urine. This puffiness around your eyes can be due to the fact that your kidneys are leaking a large amount of protein in the urine, rather than keeping it in the body.

Your ankles and feet are swollen. Decreased kidney function can lead to sodium retention, causing swelling in your feet and ankles. Swelling in the lower extremities can also be a sign of heart disease, liver disease and chronic leg vein problems.

You have a poor appetite. This is a very general symptom, but a buildup of toxins resulting from reduced kidney function can be one of the causes.

Your muscles are cramping. Electrolyte imbalances and cramping can be caused by impaired kidney function. For example, low calcium levels and poorly controlled phosphorus may contribute to muscle cramping.


http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6877736
Very informative. I have none and will never have. I run a general test on a regular basis though. Thanks a lot.
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With UN Officials In Abuja [Photos] by hardbody: 4:45pm On Mar 17, 2015
suwailad:
his babariga is regal and presidential
No be by babanriga nor even by Ph.d. It is by the guy who can rig best.

Nigeria is a lost cause.
Crime › Re: Jamaica In Abuja Were All Sort Of Hard Drugs Are Sold(photos) by hardbody: 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2015
yahx:
Name of the place via photos is Nyanya located in abuja municipal area
This is the hub of scavengers that sale all kinds of spoiled or damage materials


But beyond the scavenging business
This place is the home of drug pushers
All sort of hard drugs are sold inside. All dis wooden houses

You will find dem drunk wit drugs crawling som even at d point of dieing


There is a photo that even show a guy raping marijuana

Don't ask me how I snap those photos because I use brain snap them if to say dem catch me hahahaha I for dey post this fr clinic



No ask wetin I go do dere
Weldone. You climbed a tree for most of the pics. The boy wrapping igbo, u were just pretending to be buying and handling ur phone to take d pic. But like say dem catch u ehn, you for sabi say pastor no be small pikin for church.
Pets › Re: Solid Female American Pitbull Terrier Puppy For Sale!!! by hardbody: 4:07pm On Mar 17, 2015
mayorall:
Adult? .
Yah Adult. I got this biatch as an adult too.
Pets › Re: Solid Female American Pitbull Terrier Puppy For Sale!!! by hardbody: 3:59pm On Mar 17, 2015
Please i need a male alsatian urgently. The biatch i have is getting old. I wanna get her her own man i dont want to cross. She is a beauty to behold so i want her to reproduce her kind
Politics › Re: Benin Ore Road During OBJ Admin And GEJ Admin (pic) by hardbody: 12:16pm On Mar 17, 2015
Safari29:
op please what is the current state of Shagamu Ore express way on the same express?
The state is such that i still match 140km/hr non stop. Honestly i left my villa in January by around 6am (for those that can relate with it i mean Arochukwu in Abia State) and by past 1pm i was in Lagos. I drove myself and never had that much fun driving on any Nigerian road. Pls note i do not go upcountry.

If i was wont to vote, for this alone i would have voted GEJ. OBJ saw nothing wrong in people spending 2 days on a journey of 600km. Buhari at the helm of PTF did not think it was worth fixing.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Has Legitimate Grievances-obasanjo by hardbody: 8:40am On Mar 17, 2015
mrrock:
At a glance I thought OBJ was wrong but as I read the entire article I realized what he was saying. What he's simply saying here is that people like Buhari have kept the people of northern Nigeria uneducated and poor, and that Boko haram is a product of those.
The military need to pound them more, I agree to that.
I love the use of that phrase....pound them more.....
Politics › Re: Troops Finally Rout Terrorists From Bama And Last Stronghold In Yobe by hardbody: 8:20am On Mar 17, 2015
Sijo01:
Carry on, gallant officers.
Sijo lets go to sambisa. That is where i want to propose to you.
Politics › Re: Troops Finally Rout Terrorists From Bama And Last Stronghold In Yobe by hardbody: 8:15am On Mar 17, 2015
And America said they are coming with equipment and support and i ask equipment for who and support for whom? God has shamed both America and Sahara Reporters. God bless Russia and China for selling armaments to us that America refused to sell to us and forbade Israel from selling too. They should go and police other nations and build bases there. We can hold our own.
Politics › Re: David Mark As A Military Officer (Throwback Photo) by hardbody: 11:49pm On Mar 16, 2015
KelvinC1:
Na my village man..
But i never chop him 5naira b4..
Him stingy die.. Ask any idoma person..
#ADOYII
He is not into charity. Go n make ur own money.
Politics › Re: David Mark As A Military Officer (Throwback Photo) by hardbody: 11:45pm On Mar 16, 2015
cyril83:
Are you by any chance denigrating buhari's achievements and impact on the nation as a military man? David mark was just an ordinary officer who had never handled riffle on the front field.
All officers on uniform plus recruits are trained to shoot. If he never saw war doesnt mean he cant go through the rigours of war. Accord him some respect, he is a miitary officer

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