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MuttleyLaff:
Did God create the toothpick, wooden bed, chair and table? SMH.
What are you on?
Do you at all understand the question that Ranchhoddas asked and how that response was put forward
Or are you just plainly eaten up with jealousy?

Enjoy the laugh at your own expense. The joke is on you
Just remember that he who laughs last, laughs best.

and you are slow on the uptake

Everyone can see that you are headstrong and set in your way

Why not repeat verbatim what Ranchhoddas asked and placed by response verbatim underneath it, and let the readers judge who is dishonest, jealous and blinded with prejudice

Your problems and main challenge CAPSLOCKED and HardMirror is information overload

You both dont understand what, the below remarks means:
it's like the man standing tanda by a tree, and just waiting hopefully for a toothpick, wooden bed, chair and table to pop out,
and that the ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.

Let me bring the bar down a bit for both you CAPSLOCKED and HardMirror .
I've earlier asked Ranchhoddas but hey here is extending again to you
What are your examples of
and the differences between miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers?

so god is actually useless. Afterall we solve our own problems. Thanks for the clarification

Anas09:
How many times will i say this? I AM NOT A NECROMANCER. THE DEAD STAYS DEAD.

R.I.P. BROKEN MIRROR.

boring... like a broken record

CAPSLOCKED:
I SHOOK MY HEAD WHEN I SAW WHAT HE SAID. THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

very dishonest people

MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas, you keep whining what are these rules

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without rules
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not following certain rules?

C'mon now there are set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things?
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us

I have not
but have from medical journals and online content, read of advances towards this, made

We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/31/23/5635362-6338643-image-a-2_1541028270976.jpg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6338643/Paralysis-breakthrough-three-paraplegics-WALK-fitted-electronic-implant.html

so god created that device? Lol!!!! Now you are turning to a clown

MuttleyLaff:
It's in a league of its own
and one that bit the bullet

It is special because truly because it is in a league of it's own.

yes the bible is actually special. It was able to blend all sorts of contradictions successfully.

MuttleyLaff:
Examples of the dishonesty please.
Examples of what they say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place please

read your comments on healing and prayers. Enjoy

MuttleyLaff:
True and pure religion is invaluable
It is worth anybody's time
Yes, you should spend your life promoting true and pure religion
It makes the world a better place is the end

ok. Keep up the good work

MuttleyLaff:
A beautiful mind like yours is a terrible thing to waste.
so replying you, would not for me be a waste because you're worthy fighting for

It would be for anyone that misconstrues prayer to be a slot machine

How do you mean prayers dont work?

What do you pray for, what do you pray about?
How do you pray?

If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

I know you didnt because of the inverted commas.
Put it down to poetic licence

You have a very naive attitude to set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things

DOA

if indeed i have a beautiful mind, would religion worth my time? I shld spend my life promoting religion? To what end?

LordReed:
This. This is why the experience most be renewed again and again, like a crack addict going for a fix again and again. If you every get off the religious high, doubt comes in like a flood.

that is it. That is why they say it is compulsory to go to church as often as possible.

Anas09:
I wish i can give you an E-book "True Christianity" by Emmanuel Swedenborg. You need to know what you didn't know before abt Christ and Christianity.

Welcome home brother.

funny thing is those who ask questions and are sincere could end up rejecting all religions especially when they read more. This book could actually help him see the nonsense he is accepting. Just the way the bible made a lot of us reject christianity and religion. The more he reads. And asks questions on what he reads, the better. Op try and get this book but ensure you read it with an open mind and question what you read. Truth stands all scrutiny

By the way if anas has read this book and is still the way she is then i can imagine the nonsense the book teaches

GXchange:
How about if the tools to arrive at the definitive evidence for something existing outside of the parameters of the material world are insufficient? Does the fact that something cannot be identified definitively by a particular method of identification negate the existence of that thing?

I knew I was in the presence of something divine because I felt my Ego(the self I and everyone was familiar with) crumble in that atmosphere of worship and something inside me, sort of an inner self, takeover and I felt that this second self was purer than my Ego and unconcerned about worldly needs and pleasures and this second self acknowledged the existence and presence of the divine, and this acknowledgement brought me to tears.

lol! I cant believe what i am reading here. Go on... go on... very interesting. No need trying to talk you out of this. Infact you shld be encouraged as experience is the best. Feelings are important to you, who am i to take that joy from u? Pls if you feel good, keep it

MuttleyLaff:
Will you please quit yelling
and stop writing like you're kind of bloodthirsty

11. Don't create distracting posts with:
ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc.

Did you miss reading the above rule 11 in the memo?

Another memo, you missed reading,
is that, the ball is in your court, and stop holding the game up, standing there with the ball in your hands.

and this has addressed the important questions he asked?

CAPSLOCKED:
ONE THING I REALIZED AS A CHILD IS THAT PRAYING TO A FRUIT, A STICK, OR NOT PRAYING AT ALL YIELDS THE SAME RESULTS.

IF PRAYERS WORKED, AMBULANCES WOULD BE HEADING TO CHURCHES INSTEAD OF HOSPITALS.

IF PRAYERS WORKED, PASTORS WOULD HEAL AMPUTEES AND CANCER PATIENTS, THE SAME WAY THEY HEAL MALARIA AND CHEST PAINS.

PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR DECAPITATED, DISMEMBERED OR DISEMBOWELLED BODIES. PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR 4TH OR 6TH DEGREE BURNS. PRAYERS DO NOTHING FOR LEUKEMIA.
FAITH HEALERS KNOW THIS SO THEY NEVER PRAY FOR SUCH VICTIMS, AND TRY TO GET MEDICAL HELP WHENEVER THERE ARE CASES LIKE THAT. THEIR MIRACLE WORKING GOD ONLY GETS TO ACTION WHEN THE CASE IS ABOUT TYPHOID OR MISSING PASSPORT, OR MARINE WIFE OR SNAKE HUSBAND.





BLA, BLA, BLA. FORGET BIBLE STORIES. IF HE HEALED BOTH MALARIA AND AMPUTEE IN YOUR STORY BOOK, WHY TODAY CAN HE HEAL MALARIA BUT CANNOT DO THE SAME FOR AMPUTEE? SUDDENLY HE LOST HIS POWER?

JUST ONE AMPUTEE.. THERE WILL NO LONGER BE MUSLIMS, HINDUS, OR NON BELIEVERS.
JUST ONE AMPUTEE, AND WE'LL ALL BE CHRISTIANS.

these people are very dishonest! They say something and then say another thing to defend the opposite of what was said in the first place.

MuttleyLaff:
There is more to life than fantasies and bad wishes

You're increasingly reasoning like a principality of darkness
but then, things happen when I pray to God

Incidentally and funnily enough, things also do happen when I choose praying to my pennis too
and I live a better life than many christians.

Let me assuage you, if more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians.

The reality is, God does not answer prayers the way you always anticipate and/or the way we mostly expect

Here is an example of fooolishness in praying:
Operator, give me the number for 911 to dial

If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

1/ How do you mean God cannot convincingly answer prayers the way we see in the bible?
2/ Do you accept and agree that you have a shallow understanding and dim way of seeing prayers in the bible?
3/ What are examples of and the differences between fantasies, wishes and prayers?

You dont know momoh

Why cant you go the whole hog?
You've admitted God heals malaria,
why shy from admitting what God, in the garden of Gethsemane, did about an amputee

God heals malaria etcetera in accordance with rules.
After the garden of Gethsemane time, whatever that needs to be done about other amputees,
that miracle will be done, also following and in accordance with rules.

by the way i did not admit god heals malaria. That statement is in the context of the testimonies christians give. They dont come giving testimonies of how they were amputated and the limb grew back. It is always ambiguous unverifiable healings. Same with those who claim to be raised from the dead. I am waiting for those crushed by a trailer or beheaded to also raise from the dead. Read the bible and see how sweet they make the miracles. If nigeria were to be in the bible as a story, the story would have been on how god of Oledepo made fire to fall from heaven and consume all boko haram fighters. Lol.

MuttleyLaff:
There is more to life than fantasies and bad wishes

You're increasingly reasoning like a principality of darkness
but then, things happen when I pray to God

Incidentally and funnily enough, things also do happen when I choose praying to my pennis too
and I live a better life than many christians.

Let me assuage you, if more christians read their bibles there'd be less christians.

The reality is, God does not answer prayers the way you always anticipate and/or the way we mostly expect

Here is an example of fooolishness in praying:
Operator, give me the number for 911 to dial

If the only prayer you say is: Thank you Lord.
Gratitude.
That in itself alone, is one of the only prayers you need do

1/ How do you mean God cannot convincingly answer prayers the way we see in the bible?
2/ Do you accept and agree that you have a shallow understanding and dim way of seeing prayers in the bible?
3/ What are examples of and the differences between fantasies, wishes and prayers?

You dont know momoh

Why cant you go the whole hog?
You've admitted God heals malaria,
why shy from admitting what God, in the garden of Gethsemane, did about an amputee

God heals malaria etcetera in accordance with rules.
After the garden of Gethsemane time, whatever that needs to be done about other amputees,
that miracle will be done, also following and in accordance with rules.

replying you would be a waste. As wasteful and useless as praying. Prayers dont work that is why you guys have so much excuses for it. There is no right way to pray or wrong. You think if there was an absolutely right way to pray, people wont know it and follow it? Prayer if it worked would have solved a lot of issues. Millions of christians cant afford hospital bills but they are there sick and dying everyday, praying and god never answers them (cos he is not real) but we give excuses for this god when he does nothing and because this excuses are the norm, it makes these foools unable to see where the problem lies hence the circle of idiocy continues. Occasionally one or two people realise the scam and they wake up. I just laugh at the efforts you people make in twisting and turning to justify your useless belief.

CAPSLOCKED:
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THIS.

i wonder how any christian is living a better life than us that dont pray?

MuttleyLaff:
God does not answer prayers the way you understand prayers are answered.
Why do you say God doesn't answer prayers anyway.?
Have you never had at least a prayer answered?

i have had fantasies fulfilled had wishes even bad ones come to past. It is called life. Things happen, i can choose to pray to a tree or even my pennis and live a better life than many christians. As for you saying god does not answer prayers the way i expect, that is just the regular excuse for justifying our fooolishness in praying.
I came to realise that god cannot convincingly answer prayers the way we see in the bible. Most things we see are just co incidences that is exactly why god 'heals' malaria but cant do nothing about amputees.

Dantedasz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GScdUIYXglA

op watch this and be sincere, have you been able to address this issue?

GXchange:
I'm an empathic person. I wouldn't consider myself emotional. Before Xperience, I had never cried while singing any song. I cried as I result of the profundity of the experience I had while worshiping God. Like I tried my best to illustrate I had issues with atheism beforehand, the experience I had was the final straw and it confirmed few of the things I was agnostic about.

My new found belief has made me perceive Christianity in a different light. As with every enterprise that involves human input and supervision, of course its bound to have its errors and shortcomings. But yet there are aspects of Christianity that reveal deep truths about the actual nature of our reality, truths that atheism, by its nature, would never unravel.

all i can do is smile here. What made u cry? What exactly did u experience? Even Michael jackson's songs can make people cry. Good music can make u feel moved. It does not mean shit. So you were there worshipping a god u claimed was everything bad right? What has changed really? Has god become good and reasonable? What were the specifics that made u drop christianity before and how has this changed?

MuttleyLaff:
Please list the lies mixed with truth in the bible

lets start with one. Prayers. Lies lies lies. God does not answer prayers in anyway.

Ok. Read. You are an emotional person. Now that you believe in god, has it changed all the things you observed as wrong with christianity?

MuttleyLaff:
Thank you for your honesty.
I am intrigued
but why are you by all means necessary,
bent on discrediting the Bible?

Why your so much high charged angst and resentment towards a truthful book such as the Bible is?

when you have truths mixed with lies, you have a deadly combination in your hands. The truths makes you accept the lies. It is neccessary to point out that the bible is not what it claims to be just because it has some truths should not make it an authority

MuttleyLaff:
My brother, is there no merit in the bible?
Does the bible not give succour, hope and assurance?

it does

MuttleyLaff:
Yes

Wrong, energy is not right now and wont ever be at top on the list of global issues at any time.
Man, is. Sort man out, then watch how whatever energy and global issues there is gets resolved

when i see intelligence i acknowledge it. On this you are right. But i dont agree on the bible having all the answers we need to live. It is so full of contradictions that regardless of the point you want to make, you can justify it with the bible. So it is just a book filled with YES and NO and you are left to twist and interpret as you please then hail it as the supreme book

MuttleyLaff:
Exactly what were you expecting it to say about treating amputees?
What exactly are you expecting it to say about world energy solutions?

does it not address all important issues? Energy is top on the list of global issues right now

brodalokie:
Climate change is just a political slang and will have it's source in the Bible with another name. Treatment for sickness are in the account of Moses

be specific and stob beating about the bush. I did not talk about climate change anyway.

I said what does your bible say about world energy crisis the solution?

What does the bible prescribe for treating amputees?

Hope you know your useless book never revealed that micro organisms are responsible for diseases? Obviously because it is for illiterates and foools not those who are making real world changes

LoJ:
Twale baba mi

Dem talk say poverty dey naija. Na joke

i tire o. We wey never marry na to dey observe dem

brodalokie:
The most reliable reference document you can back on for anything.

what does it say about treating amputees? What does it say about world energy solutions?

enilove:
Mathew was the Jewish tax collector for the Roman govt who was called by Jesus tp become one of the Twelve apostles.
Thus , his Gospel often gives an eye -witness account.

The book of John was written by John the brother of James who were followers of John the Baptist until Jesus called them to follow him. Jesus referred to them as " Sons of Thunder " , but later as "disciple whom Jesus loved".
John also wrote the 123 books of John and the bpok of Revelation.
He was very close to Jesus. This gives , also , a vivid eye - witness account .

Lastly , translations from one existing language to another existing language is not a research work per se but more of education .

he said those books were not written by mathew and john.

brodalokie:
The book is the blueprint bro. I believe

the blueprint of what?

TruthinAction:
You are the one losing and missing the great life. I don't care how many Christians would have died mysteriously, all I know is that God's word is true and I am enjoying all these privileges.

If a Christian die by accident or any other mysterious ways, there is something wrong somewhere. Remember, not all who call themselves Christians are truly one. So, don't use their experiences to judge. I am a super man in Christ. In fact, I will not even die. Real Christians don't die. The problem is that there are no longer sound teachings in our Churches anymore. Most of the pastors are yahoo yahoo pastors and they are the ones drawing crowds. So, people even don't know what to believe anymore.

na so. there is always something wrong somewhere. Blame everything, but dont blame your stvpid belief in god, right? When things work out, god be praised. Ehne things dont work out, bleme the humans and the devil. You guys are daft. You are ordinary like any other person. You can heard god the all knowing yet there is nothing to show for it. I challenge you to reveal your true identity so we can see how amazing your life is. So we see how ur life is much better than that of muslims, hindus, Buddhists and we atheists. Nonsense.

TruthinAction:
There are many benefits you enjoy when you are in Christ.

1. Your life becomes indestructible. For example, the ordinary man can die of food poisoning but it can not kill a child of God who knows his right and is living right. I have been poisoned several times and I am still alive.

Interesting. So convenient. Why? Cos those christians that die from poison or in accidents must be fake christians or sinners. When you eventually die from an accident or something i hope people call you a fake christian just for dying like a normal human being should.

2. You have the ability to know when something wrong is about to happen and either cancel it or avoid it. This has helped me escape several death traps.

smh! The catholic priests killed by gun men in benue must be fake christains. The synagogue that collapsed killing 200 christians must also be because they are fake christians. I can keep the list going but i dont have the time. We already know that you are the only true christian in the world that nothing bad can happen to.

3. You have the ability to heal the sick and even yourself without drugs. You can even stay in divine health for the rest of your life if you know your right.

na so! The great healer. I heard how you have been making hospitals empty.

4. Through the gift of the Holy Spirit, you know what will happen years ahead of you. It is revealed through visions and revelations.

I could go on and on.
[quote]wonderful now i am suspecting you are just mocking god. What future have you seen? How is it helping you? You are an ordinary man like any man. You cant see shit!

[quote]To receive this life, ask Jesus to come into your life and make you a new creation. Then find a B believing church to attend where you can build up your life.

you have not said anything that shows you are superior. You only proved you aint sensible good night