Beazy: I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
* First 5 Correct Answers Get A Shoutout..

U are a sponge.....patiently waiting 4 my reward.

Ramahdan kareem to all muslims!
May our hearth desires be granted in this month.....FP thingz.

Nice one, Iftar here is around 7:05-7:10pm.
i think this ought to be on FP! cos i'ven't seen any related one there. The MODs must be sleeping?

Elantracey: it will end in penalty after 1-1 draw

If wishes were horses, beggers would ride!
This match wil be concluded within 94mins.

Elantracey: it will end in penalty after 1-1 draw

If wishes were horses, beggers would ride!
This macth wil be concluded within 94mins.

SporaD8: A well orchestrated alibi to justified another attack!
Bombs are always discovered or refuse to detonate in mosques but never missed target in churches, Malls, Motor parks etc.
Good news though, at least we now know where the bombs are coming from!

You and the people that liked ur post are a complete disgrace to christainity.
Infact this is the worst comment of the month.

manmustwac: Footballers (who earn a lot more money than the average nigerian) complain about bonuses and it gets approved by the Government. Meanwhile students at LASU and OAU universities complain about high school fees, teachers complain about low salaries and the Govt isn't interested in their plight.

True talk. It is like that because our Govt. is Boko haram type 2.

Mr Mac-10:
tell the delusional bleeps. Naija is going home after Monday. I said it first

Yes, on papers the odds favours the french national side.
pls, recall that football is not mathematics where we solve and get definite answers.
Hence, it is like biscuit you never know where it might break.
So, give our team the benefit of doubts.

justi4jesu: Nigeria 4 - France 0

This creature must be dreaming! somebody pls wake her for me.
Nigeria 2 France 1 (Being patriotic)
Nigeria 1 France 2 (Being Realistic)

sheddyboy: Imagine a world without islam, what a peaceful world, NO ISLAM NO CRY!!!.

Welcome back from the week long break you bigot!....
i guess thats what u are taught in ur church.

uchlukez: Is the casket wood?

NO, the casket is Ceramics.
Inallilahi Wa inalilleyhum rajihun.

Dekins88: Mathefaro, Must you put all your eggs in one basket?

Nice move on both applications, you have a chance of being admitted into FUTA through direct entry once you are able to shatter there PostUTME, Just as Sanusy said earlier, its not advisable to put all your eggs in one basket, but seriously FUTA, even schools generally admit few number of students through direct entry.
Notwithstanding, impossible is possible, people still get admitted every consecutive years.
I believe you have a very good A'level resuilt (HND, OND, NCE and the likes).

Come to think of it from this perspective, Let me use my self as a case study, I applied for direct entry last year with the intent of gaining admission into FUTA with a very good Diploma result but interestingly, i performed woefully in the POSTUTME,
Hadn't been i obtained Jamb form along side with the Direct entry, if i aced the JAMB exam, there wouldn't be any much difference, rather additional resources would have been wasted and i would have forfeit both applications.

Abi na Two PostUtme i go write ni guys?
But dude, am not saying you should view your own future from my own mirror, create yours.

But they say 'Experience is the best teacher', i don't see any reason in choosing FUTA in both applications, if you must obtain JAMB, choose another institution, then your chances of gaining University admission becomes much more wider.
All the best.

THANKS BRO.....WELL SAID. Best of luck as we all forge ahead in our different endeavours.
Allah knows Best.

NEPA Don vex. They gave taken the light because toure won the award.
From me To my street NEPA .................Stand up for the champion....TOURE!!!

Thank God say Yahya Toure won ooooo.

ba7man: If he doesn't have the balls to remove Stella Oduah, he doesn't have the balls to remove Sanusi Lamido.

By the way, WHY DOES EVERYONE DISRESPECT G.E.J

ANS::::: GEJ has simply FAILED and DISAPPOINTED Nigerians by condoning high level of corruption and impunity. Moreso, what dividends of democracy have you benefited in his ill-fated administration?

Gboylaw: dose guys dat stated dat anoda list ve bin sent to jamb to b released in d middle of dis month are absolutely right.jamb just resumed from der break/holiday today,by nxt week or atmost two weeks tym so mani of us would be smiling and dancing.one love

Morning people....
Has any d.e applicant been in skool dis week for any latest and concrete news we could use.?...
Why is oau still delaying d 2nd list if @ all there would be one? and why hasn't the skool uploaded the 1st list on the website? so many qualified candidates Like QUALCOMS and ME with distinctn yyet to be admitted in E/E. Is OAU really transparent in her processes of admission?
@Gboylaw, how true and authentic is ur info.? so so so many questions, hope get valid ans...
in as much as FUTA IS guaranteed let me join u all in keeping the hope alive.

agbameta:


In other countries, folks caught with fake diplomas go to jail, but I don't see her going to any jail in Nigeria and not because she shouldn't, but because Nigeria is a lawless country where her kind get away with such criminal acts just like she got away with the BMW fiasco even after the people of Nigeria via the Nigerian legislature faulted her actions and recommended 3 years jail term and also just like her corrupt boss sat on the same report he ordered via his own sham committee and waste of taxpayers money transpired nothing on behalf of the people of Nigeria.

well said. you have spoken my mind.

Clerverly:

Enough Work For The Newly Engaged Sure-P Beneficiaries Oya Where Una Dey Make Una Come Justify Una Christmas Bonus ;

1. Insinere9igerian
2. Magic Bishop
3. Jmaine
4. Taharqa
5. Altwiless
6. Obiagu1
7. Ngwakwe
8. Odua Boy
9. Octopus1
10. Chukwudi44
11. Team GEJ
12. Patriotic007
13. deletrue
14. Strangest
15. One Naira
16. Kponkwem
17.Nashville
18. Chubie
19.Gratiaeo
20.Solomon111

The unscrupulous supporters of the ill-fated Jonathan's led Corruption and incredible Administration.
Have u all seen why she should be FIRED and JAILED.....

Obiagelli: Going by achievement and overwhelming love for Gej across the country, the pdp should pick enugu state governor as vice presidential candidate for 2015.

Chime has performed excellently well and this would also make easy the actualisation of an igbo president in 2019.

We should do without the Northern born to rule mentality.

Another reason is that the pdp is purging itself of corrupt northern elements.

The above quote shows why the country called Nigeria is still in its delapidated, chaotic, abysmal, lugubrious and highly deplorable state
of undevelopment....
Her citizenry are just to sentimental, tribalistic and egocentric.
Its high time we started thinking selflessly for the betterment of the present and the future generations.

The most unscrupulous president we've ever had.
why hasnt he fired all his money embezzling ministers/advicers in his cabinet.
He never keeps to his words, thats the more reason he will go for a 2nd term.
Gej........do like mandela and go for one term.
let capable hands be charge. i hate this ur silent dictatorship/incompetence style of government.

The saying "comfort is the enemy of achievement"....
pays alot.

I'LL NEVER WALK A LONE.....
........A PERFECT RESULT FOR THE LIVERPUDIANS.

Niger delta boi:
one word for you:IGNORANCE

As your name implies: TRIBALISTIC!

yomi007k:
....a bloody VIRGIN

must u use d word "bloody"

sandijey:

I didn't meanit that way! Was completing That guys statement!

Then what way did u meant?

sandijey:


Masturbating

in your illicit and gibberish thinking.

Never been in a relationship, hence i'm single and ..............

Crownofwealth1: 39040600HE, pls help check dat.

hey sorry bro, no admission offered yet. Are u sure ur transcript was received by the school? cos ur result was awesome. i checked through jamb/Futas web.
keep the hope alive bro and don't give up.

Sammiebravo: bu my fellow aspirants is d admissn list DE out yet i dnt fnk its out talk less of dem talkn abt dier acceptance fee..hv checkd futas website on several occassns bu nofn as such waz mentnd.....plz enlightn me guyz...tnkz a lot.

Use ur DE registration no: to check ur admission status on FUTA/jamb website. or u can drop ur reg no: so i check urs. its now 2wks since it came out. best of luck.

Crownofwealth1: @sanusy, pls how about acceptance fees, wen is d deadline 4 payment?

morning people. the deadline for payment of acceptance fee is on the 18th of december(D.E) and its 40k flat.
Any admitted D.E elect/elect engr student on this thread? pls lets start rubbing minds now. By the way i heard we are only 4 in number......futa is just tooo stingy.

Its a TREASON to compare that CLUELESS, INCAPABLE AND UNSCRUPULOUS JONATHAN with the COLOSSUS CALLED MANDELA.