Na palm wine ....dey drink am like that brother

Tell the tigers to come out pls I can see just 4 tigers

FTC !!!

If I click make thunder fire my yanch o

Tell the person wey screen grab that shii say him battery don low, if him don charge am make he call me... I don't like reading stuffs from low baTtery

Do u know all of una get fault?

kingstylo01:
Patrick and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic
walk down the beach one cold night.
Patrick grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to
himself, kissed her and said; Baby, you know I love you so much. There's no one here, Its just
the two of us so Let's do WEWEECHU.
The girl looked around and said; My love, I don't want to do WEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands and cuddle. Patrick agreed.
After a while, Patrick asked her again; Oh baby, my love, please Let's do WEWEECHU! The girl replied; Baby, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms. Patrick calmed down.
After a long while, Patrick couldn't hold it any longer.
He said; My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do
WEWEECHU na! We haven't done it since last year
oh! Let's do it now na.
The girl reluctantly agreed and Patrick immediately grabbed her closer to himself, hugged her tightly, brought out the guitar strapped to his back and they both start singing:
"WEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEWEECHU A
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! WEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Lol, See your dirty mind, What were you thinking WEWEECHU was?
MERRY CHRISTMAS in advance to you all.

Oga!!! You get fault ooo...

nuroegbu:
Dis guy dey like person wey dey pound fufu for restaurants... Just thinking tho

Guy, you no well o

The guy almost raped you , but he never rape you na... Wait make he rape you first

Guy abeg no kill am... Use am do Money make he no be like say the guy waste

Guy abeg no kill am... Use am do ritual make he no be like say the guy waste

Na dis kind army wan go face Boko haram?

You and your guy dey find attention come go gather paper dey call am ghost.

No be only ghost na Satan himself

U know what... U are a guy, when u are about to climax on her , try and pin her hands down..

You dis mugu united... Better face what they sent you to do from village!!

When will NL stop dis stop dis there 10 tips of a thing..haa tawa o Na yesterday I still read one 10 tips about girls

jamessamej:
Need help finding the best dental clinic in Lagos today! I've had quite a few problems for the past few years and a visit is long overdue. My gums have been bleeding forever and I have a serious toothache at the back of my mouth. Does anyone have any suggestions? Who will do the best job for the best price?

U self .... Why be say if dem say make u come brush teeth that year na race u dey pick ??

Teabofa:
Deodorant is 7k we deliver nationwide

I hope u go gimme generator join am sha for that 7k ..
Anyway I know like tiger generator o, something like YAMAHA or SUZUKI.

I dedicate dis FTC to all hustlers around d globe , God bless ur TEN golden fingers...


#FTCinAjiffy

Great people are ordinary people with xtral ordinary amount of determination..
U self can be like fela if u are determined..
Note; If soldier slap u.. U go remember say police na your friend!!! Be wise

IamLEGEND1:
You still dey use soul mate up till now?
SON,
I am disappoint.

Don't be dissapoint..point of correction. Its dissapointed

"..feeling on top of the world. I'm so happy..after all d stress, it's finally with me, and u wnt belief how and where I found it, the stupid "HIARCREAM" was hiding under my bed.

"..feeling on top of the world.
I'm so happy..after all d stress, it's finally with me, and u won't belief how and where I found it,
the stupid "HIARCREAM" was
hiding under my bed.

Day b4 yesterday na children day sha.. u never finish ur children day? Mugu

Oga!!!

U just dey delay person for dis side, na wa o

Baba we are waiting sir

I'm suspecting dis man on dis curfew of a thin o, I gues anytime he planned to give sacrifice to his god's that's when he do declear curfew..

Mitcheww Rubish man

REST IN PEACE JoY[b][/b].. what a pity

[quote author=neoapocalypse post=28137077][/quote]U wey be person mama na u dey call urself virgin so?
Just tell me make I dey wait for ship at the airport

Stakewise

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