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Y do I get like minute electric shocks in my palm occasionally without touching electricity

Goodday my fellow nairalanders. I stumbled upon this message on Whatsapp and decided to share it here.

The Ibos want Biafra
The North wants Ibo's exit
The Yorubas want Ibo's exit
The Ibos are saying "we have investments in your areas and cannot leave them"
And the fight is being cooked.

Amongst all these, the President is in London
Governors are sharing bailout funds
Workers salaries are not paid
Government officials have their children schooling abroad
Ministers and senators are looting

The poor Hausa man is riding Okada
The poor Ibo man is riding Okada
The poor Yoruba man is riding Okada

The poor Hausa man sleeps under the bridge as Alamajiri
The poor Yoruba man sleeps under the bridge as Alaye
The poor Ibo man sleeps under the bridge as agbero

It is pertinent to note that the poor from all ethnic groups in Nigeria have everything in common and so is the rich.

Do not allow the agitation of an Ibo man who lives in UK or USA for Biafra cause the killing of the Ibo man in Adamawa. The rich hate us that much.
Do not allow the Alhaji whose children are living abroad to persuade you to go and start killing on the street of Kaduna.

The problem in the country is not the agitation of any ethnic group but the unity of the elite and the disunity of the masses.

How many times have you taken your agitation to question your local government Chairmen?

Why have you not asked your Governors through agitation how they spent bailout fund?

Why have you not agitated against that government official whose mansions you go to beg for help?

Sad to note;
All the Governors love themselves
All the past Presidents love themselves
All the senators love themselves
All the top government officials love themselves
All the looters love themselves

Why can't you and I love ourselves?
Why cant we combine efforts and fight them?
Why do we fight ourselves?
Why do we allow them the freedom we don't have?

Remember; a good Nigeria is better than a good Arewa, Oduduwa or Biafra.

Happy new week, remain blessed.

Badonasty:
Na everywhere oo

So u had to quote the whole story jus to day this

Good morning fellas.

This topic is not to destroy the reputation of the Nigerian Police but to actually build it.
I'm sure most people have had bad experiences at the hands of the Police but I'm wondering if anyone has had any good experience with the Police that is worth praising them for!!!

So anyone with good experiences with the Nigerian Police should share with us here. though I'm yet to have either a bad or good experience with them.

She was prolly forming hard to get before......she has entered 30 yes now, she's looking for husband!!!

In opposition to the thread about how ladies can decline to give guys their numbers.

I have also thought about it as there are really handsome guys like myself that ladies actually do approach them either stylishly or straight forward and ask for their numbers.

So how can u decline to give your contact to a lady you are not attracted to that approaches you?

0141282490.
Gtbank.God bless you more money to ur pocket don't forget to also give tithe I'm church

Here in Lagos I have seen countless ladies and even old women riding keke and just last two weeks,I saw one being a conductor on danfo bus.
Same way I have seen female brt bus drivers

RobbStark:
There is no sense in wat you just spew out. She is not innocent as stated by you. so for that she has to be killed rite? Infact.....

Its a pity you can't read and comprehend. .....Go to school now, you no go gree!

This story is absurd and is a disgrace to the Geography department and Unilag as a whole.
I'm a student of the dept and I have been taught by this lecturer and I can boldly say the punishment was obviously a JOKE.
I don't understand why a student would want to destroy the reputation of not just his department and the lecturer, but also the reputation of the students in the pix.
Mr Ogunkunle might not be the best in terms of Lecturer- Student relationship,but I know it hasn't gotten as far as him punishing students on a serious note.

Good evening Sir Ehissi, kindly answer my question please!!
I am in my final year studying Geography in the University and I was wondering what the chances were of me getting into the Nigerian Air force and if the expertise of Geographers are needed in the force?
God's blessings

Today my Topic made front page Signs of a good week for me!!! Testimony things in church today

abelincon:
Don't, I repeat don't. Am a victim, GNLD on track, don't fall victim. They were
bastard GNLD, dis is exactly their format. I repeat, am a victim . I was
scammed of 20k for induction or what did they call it self with almost 10k transport. The salary attached are f**king lies. Opportunity come but once is their slogan.
Dont fall victimm. Word is very enough for the unconditional wise.
Read more on my last post about my experience
https://www.nairaland.com/3594670/dont-fall-victim-scammed

Read your story... quite funny
but honestly, these guys are masters at brainwashing. My mind was so fixed on the supposed income that I was happy it wasn't the actual Ushering job I came for. My only reason for doubting them was the way they all looked shabbily dressed and poor.
One bottle of Orijin for whoever posted that GLND post today.

BUT I STILL NEED AN USHERING JOB.....PLEASE HELP

fuckingAyaya:
this is Lagos shine ur eyes,guy man fall mugu guy man chop

I swear I have learnt ooo!! What's paining me now is my #600 I spent on transport.
The thunder that will fire them is on 6months IT

Quite long but take your time to read!!!
Been an undergraduate at Unilag, I wanted some extra pocket money for not upkeep so I went online to where I saw an Ushering job paying #8,000 per day. I called the stupid number and I was told to come to Anthony (Newcastle hotel) for an interview.
On getting there, I called the guy and he told me they had moved the venue to Gbagada Industrial Estate ( Neo-life Intl).
Eventually getting there, a diff person came to meet me at the gate then took me to a place where I met other young unemployed people.
He talked to me for about two hours on the disadvantages of working as an Employee and how I( he's daddy) would always remain poor unless I become an Investor or Big Business Owner!! At these moment, I was wondering the correlation btw these talk and the Ushering job.
Eventually he transferred me to another hungry looking girl who showed me magazines of school dropouts making it big with GNLD and how she was making about 200k monthly as a director. She gave me a form to fill and told me to register with #12,100. I be mugu na
After much convincing to no success,she passed me to the idiot who I called the day before. He started again with stories and pics and all telling me to register right now.//me wey I dey find extra cash//. I eventually registered with #100 (hundred) and promised to send the rest on Monday cos I didn't have an ATM!!!
Fortunately I saw a thread this evening about the scams of GNLD and I danced Shoki to the thread cos honestly, I wud have paid the #12,100 on Monday.
Only typed this epistle to warn desperate job seekers out there who might fall prey to these sweet mouthed criminals.

Good morning fellas..I saw this Ushering Job advert on Jiji.com and I called the number . I was told to come to Anthony ( Newcastle hotel) by 12pm today for an interview in which the Ushering gig is on Monday.....
Pls anybody knows how safe and true this can be??

Who made you this bitter........................Smh

I'm an undergraduate of Geography from a Nigerian university.... Anyone knows the career opportunities for a geographer here in the country?? Answers would be highly appreciated!!

Kick Against Indiscipline Officials have been in Lagos fighting road hawking and regulating road side trading since the Fashola Administration......... Its nothing related to military rule

BEFORE I SIGN THIS UNDERTAKING…
that's all

it's obvious you don't live in Lagos.......so let Lagosians do the talking

The OP is high on Oshogbo weed......This list is so incorrect

PMB:For being the best president Nigeria has ever had,with his unrelenting fight against corruption. I salute you

GEJ: For his true showmanship of democracy..Ensuring the election was free and fair and handing over the mantle of leadership to GMB with the shed of innocent blood.

JEGA: For a well conducted election and showing that he's truly independent.

JAGABAN:For his doggedness against the PDP and finally getting his party (APC) into power after 16 years

DAVIDO:For amazing songs all year

FAYOSE: For being a disgrace to politicians all around Nigeria

Were you trying to be funny or what

@OP...lament from today till next year,Fashola my mentor would still remain the most respected and hardworking Governor this country has ever had!!!!



BRF my man

blah blah blah..........

See racism of the highest order

I really feel for you...... reading your post was an eye sore to me,lack of vocabulary and spelling yet you call your president a "dulland"....

Story upon story.That so called sponsor of book haram is gonna lead this country till 2019 whether you like it or not

If only these wailing wailers knew the effect of climate change on our lives and livelihood.......